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'''''Cutthroat Island''''' is a 1995 pirate movie starring Geena Davis and directed by her then-husband Renny Harlin. The film has gone down in history as one of the biggest {{Box Office Bomb}}s of all time; in the same league as the likes of ''Film/TheAdventuresOfPlutoNash'', ''[[Film/{{Cleopatra}} Cleopatra]]'', ''Film/HeavensGate'', and ''Film/{{Ishtar}}''. It wasn't that the film failed to sell tickets. It earned $10 million in the United States market alone, the 108th most successful film of its year. But when your budget is closer to $115 million, do the math. The film's failure [[CreatorKiller effectively led to the closure]] of Creator/CarolcoPictures (who went bankrupt six weeks before the film's release). The film is thus regarded as one of the last whose failure actually destroyed the studio that produced it. The film also [[GenreKiller killed the bankability]] of the pirate genre, which wasn't revived until ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' took off. Although it dented their careers at the time, Davis and Harlin both seem to have gotten on more or less okay in the long run.

Female pirate Morgan Adams (Geena Davis) and her educated slave, William Shaw (Matthew Modine), are on a quest to recover the three portions of a treasure map. The treasure is hidden on the mysterious Cutthroat Island. Unfortunately, the final portion is held by her villainous uncle, Douglas ('Dawg') Brown (Frank Langella). Her crew is skeptical of her leadership abilities, so she must complete her quest before they mutiny against her. This is made more difficult by the efforts of the Royal Navy from Jamaica under the command of the self-serving Governor Ainslee (Patrick Malahide) to end her piratical career. On her ship, ''Morning Star'', Morgan starts the voyage to Cutthroat Island.

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!!This film provides examples of:

* ActionDressRip: Morgan pulls the skirt off her dress whilst being pursued by guards in Port Royal.
* ChainPain: One of Dawg's men has chain in the place of his hand. [[HoistByHisOwnPetard It proves to be his undoing]], as he misses one of the heroes with it, and is taken to the depths with the anchor that it got tanglend with.
* DismantledMacGuffin: The TreasureMap.
* DopeSlap: Repeatedly to resident ButtMonkey William Shaw.
* {{Flynning}}: Shaw does this at first, since he'd never previously learned how to do any serious fighting.
* EvilUncle: Dawg, a particular mean one.
* HeelFaceTurn: Trotter, near the end. "There's no future in the army for me." It's a bit of a weird one, as he's leaving the British military to become a pirate, so ''technically'' it's a FaceHeelTurn (from a law-abiding point of view).
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: It's kind of satisfying to see that chain-wielding bastard dragged down by the anchor.
* HumanNotepad: One-third of a treasure map is tattooed on the scalp of the heroine's father. After he gets killed at the beginning of the movie, she cuts it off of him and takes it with her, as he'd instructed while dying.
* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace
* ItWorksBetterWithBullets: Morgan does this to a bounty hunter who is after her at the start of the movie. After bedding him, she steals the balls from his pistols.
* LandInTheSaddle: Geena Davis ('''not''' her stunt double) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA5ysXn-Ygo&t=1m41s races through a building on the 2nd story and somersaults out a window, landing in the passenger seat of a speeding horse drawn carriage]].
* LargeHam: Watch Frank Langella have a whale of a time as he chews the scenery with aplomb.
** Patrick Malahide as the governor also counts, especially in scenes where he has to berate Trotter.
* MadeASlave: Doctor Shaw didn't start out a slave... he was sold into slavery as punishment for seducing the teenaged daughter of his employer.
* MadeOfExplodium: Dawg's ship exlodes spectacularly in the finale. Justified by all the black powder stored in it.
* MookLieutenant: Lieutenant Trotter leads forces of the law in Jamaica.
* NoisyNature: A particularly jarring example. Among the ambient jungle noises on the small Caribbean island is a distinctly elephantine trumpeting. In the Caribbean.
* NotTheFallThatKillsYou: Gravity seems to like Morgan enough to not kill her on multiple occasions.
* PirateGirl: Morgan
%%* PowderTrail
* PreMortemOneLiner: "Bad Dawg."
* SerratedBladeOfPain: The main villain wields a highly intimidating serrated cutlass.
* SmugSnake. Governor Ainslee
* SoftWater: Apparently falling off a cliff into the ocean just leaves You wet and not dead.
%%* StuffBlowingUp
* ThemeMusicPowerUp: The entire soundtrack by JohnDebney, but most especially the track Main Tile / Morgan's Ride.
* UnderwaterKiss: Morgan gives William a kiss whilst he's pinned behind some crates in the flooded hold.
* VillainBall: Governor Ainslee could load his own personal ship (A Man-of-war, which out-guns both pirate ships and whose crews loyalty is not in question) with his share of the gold and get out of there. Or he could hang out with an insane pirate, half of whose crew is loyal to their former captain. [[NeverFoundTheBody Who is still missing..]]
* WaifFu: Morgan. Who at one stage picks up a guy one handed and throws him.
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