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->''"They somehow managed to get every freak and creep in the universe on this one plane, and then somehow managed to let them take it over, and '''then''' they somehow managed to stick '''us''' right smack in the middle." ''
-->-- '''Cameron Poe''', summarizing the movie for us.

'''''Con Air''''' is an action movie made in 1997, released by Creator/TouchstonePictures and produced by JerryBruckheimer.

Army Ranger Cameron Poe (Creator/NicolasCage) loves his wife, Tricia Poe (Monica Potter). Just ask the drunk he killed in the course of defending her when she was pregnant, earning him seven to ten years in prison. He loves his daughter Casey (Landry Allbright), too, taking time every day in prison to communicate with both of them and making sure that he leaves prison a better man than he entered. Cameron Poe is now on parole, and on his way home to see his family. It will be his daughter's seventh birthday.

Cameron Poe is a nice guy. [[BewareTheNiceOnes Just don't threaten his family]]. [[BerserkButton And especially don't try to keep him from them.]]

Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom (Creator/JohnMalkovich) is about to learn this. He doesn't know Poe from Adam, but he is about to hijack the prisoner transport plane that is going to take Poe home to see his family. He is about to learn two very hard lessons...

Don't mess with Cameron Poe.

[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} And never]], ''[[Memes/{{Homestuck}} ever]]'' [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scraps/dontmoveorthebunnygetsit.jpg threaten the bunny]].

[[NamesTheSame Not to be confused with]] the [[http://www.conair.com/ Conair Corporation]], which primarily sells hair care appliances.

[[Characters/ConAir The characters sheet]].

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!!I said, put. The tropes. Back in the page:

* AffablyEvil:
** Swamp Thing is such a jolly, good-humored sort that you almost forget that he's an integral part in a scheme to bust out a planeload of mass murderers, terrorists, and gangsters. He's a drug smuggler himself, but even his actor defends him, pointing out that he didn't kill anyone or get in their faces...
** Creator/SteveBuscemi's Garland Greene. Sure, he killed 30 people in a way that "makes the [[UsefulNotes/CharlesManson Manson Family]] look like ThePartridgeFamily." and speaks with a CreepyMonotone lines such as "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." But he's a DeadpanSnarker, has a quite touching scene with a child, [[ChewingTheScenery sings a cheery song while the plane crashes]], and seems sane as he joins a craps table in the end.
* AloneWithThePsycho: Subverted. The creepy serial killer Garland Greene (Steve Buscemi) is having a one-on-one session with a little girl. After a cutaway, we see him [[EmpathyDollShot walk off with the girl's doll]], implying that she's dead. But a subsequent scene shows her well off.
* AndYourLittleDogToo: "Before I kill you, I'll let you know that the last thing that little Casey Poe will ever smell will be my stinking breath." Oh, it's ''on''...
-->'''Poe:''' "You're not getting near my daughter. [[PreMortemOneLiner Buckle up!]]" (cuffs Cyrus just as the truck they're riding crashes)
* AppleOfDiscord: Poe attempts this when asking why a militant black man like Diamond Dog is taking orders from a skinhead white guy. It fails when Diamond Dog explicitly says he's TheStarscream.
* AwardBaitSong / BreakawayPopHit: "How Do I Live" by Trisha Yearwood, who covered the first cut by [=LeAnn=] Rimes.
** As a footnote, Rimes' version did better on Adult Contemporary radio, while Yearwood's version did better on the country charts. Both lost the Oscar to [[{{Titanic}} "My Heart Will Go On".]]
** It was also nominated for both an AcademyAward for Best Song and a GoldenRaspberryAward for Worst Song.
* BaldOfEvil: Cyrus the Virus.
* BigBadDuumvirate: Cyrus "The Virus" Grissum and Nathan "Diamond Dog" Jones. Nathan is ''technically'' taking orders from Cyrus, but they both have equal authority and Nathan admits he is only doing so for the time being.
* BigDamnHeroes:
-->'''Cameron Poe:''' What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day.
* BlackBestFriend: Baby-O.
* BlatantLies:
-->'''Vincent:''' Where are you taking my plane, Cyrus?
-->'''Cyrus:''' [[ImGoingToDisneyWorld We're going to Disneyland]].
-->'''Vincent:''' [[LampshadedTrope You're lying, Cyrus]].
-->'''Cyrus:''' So are you, Vince.
* BloodFromTheMouth: Agent Sims when he gets shot in the torso by Cyrus.
* BrickJoke: Garland Greene is unaccounted for after the ending plane crash. We don't see any of him until right before the credits... [[spoiler: when he turns out to have made an absolute fortune gambling in Vegas.]]
** When the cons arrive at Lerner Airfield, they have a near collision with another pilot there. They spook him and he runs off into the desert. Later when they leave, he's still running through the desert.
* BringMyBrownPants: Cyrus told Larkin (via radio) that the undercover agent pissed his pants after he shot him.
-->'''Cyrus''' (''singing''): "Ohhhh, nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the... ''aaaiiiirrrrrplane!''"
* BullyingADragon: Poe winds up in prison because three general lowlifes attack a soldier who is wearing Ranger tabs. The thought process there probably involved a tremendous amount of alcohol. [[Website/DarwinAwards Probably for the best.]]
* BuryYourGays: Averted. Sally-Can't-Dance is one of the few survivors. He was however the first to get re-arrested.
* CampGay: [[Music/LouReed Sally Can't Dance]], who wears a dress for the second half of the movie.
* CarCushion: [[spoiler:Pinball]] falls from the plane onto a moving car.
* CassandraTruth: Larkin: "A body fell from the sky with a note on it." Malloy and Larkin's boss just laugh him off.
* ChekhovsGun: Malloy's car.
* [[ChekhovsGun Chekhov's Speech]]: When the cons skid to a halt at Lerner Airfield, Diamond Dog is about to execute three prison guards. Poe tries to reason with Diamond Dog not to kill them until the cons board the second plane with Cindino, the cons' contact at the airfield. Poe argues that Cindino may not be one to be trusted based on what Poe knows of Cindino's history. Diamond Dog is unconvinced until Cyrus interrupts the exchange. Poe tries the same argument with Cyrus and convinces him. Cyrus orders Diamond Dog to stand down and for the cons to dig and pull their plane out from the dirt. Its relevance to the story seems minimal until it turns out that Poe was right; Cindino planned to double-cross the cons all along. This scene was clever in hindsight because Poe was simply trying to save the guards' lives, and may have actually made up his Cindino story in an attempt to break the partnership, and thus [[spoiler: prevent the cons from escaping to Mexico before the authorities show up.]]
* TheChessmaster: Cyrus, being the mastermind behind the hijacking.
* ColourCodedForYourConvenience: The prisoners: Normal inmates get Blue, the really scary ones get Orange, and the pants-wettingly scary Steve Buscemi gets White.
* ContrivedCoincidence: Lampshaded in the page quote. Cameron Poe gets released from prison on his daughter's birthday, only to wind up on a plane hijacked by inmates, and is forced to stop them because his BlackBestFriend is trapped on the plane will die if he doesn't get off and receive insulin. Of course this is just the tip of the iceberg...
* CoolCar
-->'''Malloy:''' "Sunsets are beautiful. Newborn babies are beautiful. This, this is fucking spectacular."
* CowboyCop: Malloy.
* CrimeOfSelfDefense: How Cameron got jailed.
* CruelAndUnusualDeath:
** [[spoiler:Cyrus dies by being chained to the ladder of a speeding fire engine, hurled through a bridge and onto some electrical wires, and finally getting his head crushed in a rock crusher.]]
** [[spoiler:Johnny 23 dies (or so we must assume) when one or both of his handcuffed arms are torn from the rest of his body.]]
** Garland Greene was particularly fond of these, bragging about sawing a woman's head off and wearing it as a hat for days.
* DangerouslyGenreSavvy: Cryus has a moment of this. His PoliticallyIncorrectVillain line about Pinball is said while the DEA agent on the plane is using him as a HumanShield. Once the situation is resolved, to the detriment of the agent, Pinball retrieves the agent's gun and asks if Cyrus meant it. Cyrus has Pinball relinquish the gun, then confirms that he did.
* DeathByLookingUp: [[spoiler:Cyrus Grissom vs. rock crusher.]]
* DescriptionPorn: Larkin describes Billy Bedlam, Diamond Dog and Cyrus the Virus but skimps when it comes to Poe.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Paraphrased from the movie: Billy Bedlam caught his wife in bed with another man. He left them alone, but drove four towns over to his wife's family's house. He proceeded to kill her parents, her brothers, her sisters, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and even]] [[AndYourLittleDogToo her dog.]]
* DissonantSerenity: Garland Greene, though he might actually be on anti-psychotics at the time.
* DistractedByTheSexy: Pinball meets a cute girl while stashing the transponder and forgets to get back on the plane.
* DonutMessWithACop: During the chase scene finale, two RedShirt cops join in, dropping their donuts to do so.
* DragonWithAnAgenda: Cameron Poe asks black supremacist Diamond Dog why he's content to be second in command to white Big Bad Cyrus Grissom. Dog replies that while his long term agenda is vastly different from that of Cyrus, he needs to escape before he can get back to it going along with Cyrus is "a means to an end".
* DullSurprise: "On any other day, that might seem strange."
* EmpathyDollShot: The doll of the little girl that Garland talks to.
* EvenEvilHasStandards:
** Cyrus Grissom (who claimed to have killed more people than cancer) '''despises''' [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil rapists]].
-->'''Cyrus:''' "Can you fly, Johnny?"
-->'''Johnny 23:''' "No."
-->'''Cyrus:''' "You keep that in mind when you look at her, because if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump out of this plane."
** Diamond Dog is scared out of his mind by Garland Greene and doesn't like having to be the one to release him from his restraints.
* FakeoutOpening: The film begins with a montage about the US Army Rangers.
* FreudianSlip: Pinball meets a pretty girl, and pretends to be a prison guard.
-->'''Pinball''': "I work for the Department of Erec... Corrections".
* GenreSavvy: The pilot reminding Cyrus that they wouldn't be able to land the plane if they killed him.
* GenuineHumanHide: Garland Greene claims he once killed a little girl and then drove through the state wearing her face as a hat.
* GoodNewsBadNews: Pinball has to find three white convicts named Carl, Benson, and Popovich, because they need to deliver them to the unsuspecting guards below to keep up the ruse that nothing is wrong on the plane. The goods news is that Pinball found all three of them. The bad news is that they all died in the scuffle in taking over the plane and the DEA Agent's attempt to retake it, making them three men short.
* HairpinLockpick: Cyrus and Nathan use needles to unlock their handcuffs.
* HesDeadJim: The barkeeper checking on the switch-knife punk Poe killed in melee.
* HollywoodLaw: This was a very clear case of self defense, and the judge's reasoning of Poe being a "human weapon" for throwing the book at him despite a guilty plea should've been laughed out of an appeals court. But that would've ruined the film, now, wouldn't it?
** Also with respect to the venue. Why would a case like this be adjudicated in a federal civilian court? It should be dealt with in an Alabama state court, or in a military court-martial (assuming that he was technically still in the Army).
* HonorBeforeReason: Cameron Poe is a former Army Ranger, and refuses to leave a fallen man behind and a female prison guard to be raped and tortured by Johnny 23, even if keeping quiet would mean freedom.
** MoralityPet: Poe specifically states that he couldn't face his daughter if he didn't act this way.
* HumanShield: Discussed and applied by Cyrus during the shootout between him and the DEA agent on board.
-->'''Cyrus:''' "You know, the next time you choose a human shield, you're better off not picking a two-bit negro crackhead."
* InformedAttribute: Garland Greene had supposedly killed more people than any convict on the plane, and had the absolute highest amount of security for transporting him. However, whilst he definitely alludes to having formerly killed people, we never really see any of his murderous aspects on-screen, to the point where it looks like he just ''might'' have been cured of them. It's still implied that he murdered one of the guards, and that doing so made him "feel better".
* InspectorJavert: Malloy has trouble believing Poe (or any convict) is good.
* IdiotBall: The pilot of the plane, learning that there was a fire and a probable disturbance on his plane, does the right thing and trips the alarm and alerts Carson City (their next stop) of a problem on board. What does he do next? Instead of locking the cockpit door where they would be safe (the inmates were extensively searched for any and all weapons) and landing ASAP, the pilot tells the co-pilot to get a ''gun'' and check it out. One wonders how Cyrus's ingenious escape plan would have fared without this error in judgment.
** It's possible to chock it up to a bit of FridgeBrilliance. Cyrus is clearly familiar with Molloy, and knows the plane is Molloy's personal project... thus the hand-picked staff like the pilots are those more likely to tend towards Molloy's own personality profile: aggressive and shortsighted.
* InfantImmortality: [[spoiler:Played straight. It seems like Garland Greene, who is touted as a horrific serial killer, is about to kill the little girl he runs into near the abandoned airfield, but he doesn't.]]
* InstitutionalApparel: Criminals in jumpsuits of some other color. See ColourCodedForYourConvenience.
* IsntItIronic: As the inmates dance to [[Music/LynyrdSkynyrd "Sweet Home Alabama"]], Garland Greene defines irony as "a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
** Some Meta: The plane Skynyrd was on was a [[JustForPun Convair]] 240. The actual plane used for filming, a Fairchild C-123 Provider, was later sold to a private air transport company and involved in a fatal crash in Alaska in 2010.
* IWontSayImGuilty: Averted. Poe pleads guilty at the advice of his idiot attorney.
* JerkAss: Agent Malloy.
* JerkassHasAPoint: When the plane's about to crash, Malloy points out that civilian casualties could be enormous, which could've been avoided had they shot the plane down in the desert, and considering the plane crashes right in the middle of the Las Vegas strip...yeah, a lot of people would definitely be dead.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: He admits in the end that shooting down the plane would have been a bad idea.
* KarmaHoudini: [[spoiler:Garland Greene, though all his villainy is in his backstory]]. During the movie [[spoiler:Garland instinctively realizes Poe is a good guy pretending to be a hard con, and has a lengthy dialogue about ironic situations about how a good man has to act evil to survive. The fact that Garland intentionally leaves a little girl alive during the plane refueling hints that by the end of the movie Garland has decided to act good.]]
* KarmicDeath:
** When his dead body is found, Johnny 23's tattooed arm is detached from his body, but still shackled in his cage.
** As Pinball tries to get the plane to stop so he can get on, the only prisoner to see him is the Native American whom he picked on and set on fire. Naturally, he doesn't tell anyone what he saw, indirectly causing Pinball's death.
* LargeHam[=/=]WorldOfHam: Everyone. Cage is in good company here.
* TheLastThingYouEverSee: You know what? [[BerserkButton That makes Poe mad]].
* LunaticLoophole: At the end, when all the other convicts have either been arrested or killed, Garland Greene just walks away.
* MadeOfExplodium: Trope Exemplar.
* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: Cameron Poe doesn't break stride even when one of the other convicts shoots his shoulder.
* MeaningfulName: Johnny 23, so named because he was convicted of 23 counts of rape. He claimed to raped more than 23 women, though.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Cyrus the Virus.
* NiceGuy: Cameron Poe.
* NoOneGetsLeftBehind: Cameron Poe is an awesome Rambo Jesus that way.
* NoSell: Near the ending, Poe walks towards the BigBad who destroyed his peaceful ride home. A nearby con raises his gun and shoots at the striding Poe, who gets hit in the upper arm. He just keeps walking and kicks the con's ass.
* NotQuiteDead: Apparently the plane crash in Vegas didn't kill off all the bad guys and they manage to escape with a firetruck.
* OffstageVillainy: Garland Greene is presented as one of the most horrific and prolific serial killers who ever lived, and is certainly feared by the other criminals, but all his crimes occurred before his introduction. He boasts of killing a little girl and wearing her face as a GenuineHumanHide, [[spoiler:yet he thankfully refrains from killing a girl he runs into. The end rather implies that he's gone good, but his past crimes this still makes him an ''extreme'' KarmaHoudini.]]
* OnlyAFleshWound:
** Poe gets shot in the left shoulder which doesn't seem to affect him at all.
** Poe piercing a wooden pole through Cyrus leg causes some screaming but doesn't put him out of action.
* OutrunTheFireball: Poe, jumping through a window to save himself from the exploding gas station.
* PetHomosexual: Sally Can't Dance.
* PlanningWithProps: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqR9bID5Tpc&feature=related Cyrus demonstrates the plan]] to surround the police convoy using soda cans, engine parts and debris. The rock doesn't mean anything, though.
* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: The prison guard in charge of transporting the prisoners calls Pinball "the skinniest Negro I have ever seen".
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Both members of the BigBadDuumvirate are notable racists. Cyrus the Virus says a lot of racist comments toward Pinball and Baby-O, later clarifying to Pinball that he meant it. Diamond Dog is a black supremacist terrorist who believes that all white people are inherently evil. However, both of them are still [[PragmaticVillainy pragmatic enough]] to team up with each other, if only for the time being.
* ThePreciousPreciousCar / WatchThePaintJob: Malloy's car.
* PreMortemOneLiner: "Cy..." "...onara!"
* PrisonRiot: A part of the montage following Cameron Poe's imprisonment shows him reading his daughter's letters in his cell as other prisoners riot.
* PrisonShip: The airplane is a prison transport.
* PrisonsAreGymnasiums: The film featured Nicolas Cage's character doing this while in prison, though he seemed to be in good enough shape already.
* PunctuatedPounding: "You don't... treat... women... like...''that''!"
* RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil: Serial rapist Johnny 23 gets this line thrown in his face by Cyrus.
--> '''Cyrus:''' "I despise rapists. For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty. But, in your case, I'll make an exception."
:: And when he actually does try something with the female police officer on board and Cameron Poe gets hold of him, well...see PunctuatedPounding above.
* RasputinianDeath: The ultimate fate of [[spoiler: Cyrus the Virus]]. Wait - I think he just twitched...
* RedBaron: Some of the cons have nasty-sounding nicknames applied to them.
* RefugeInAudacity: Lampshaded by Poe when the airplane tows a car through the air. "[[GivingUpOnLogic On any other day, that might seem strange]]." For unknown reasons this was changed in the german version to "Funny, that's exactly my type of car." Still fits, but makes one wonder why they changed it?
* ReminiscingAboutYourVictims: Garland Greene does this. It's how we know he killed a girl and used her head as a hat.
* RevengeByProxy: Billy Bedlam's revenge on his cheating wife.
-->'''Larkin''': He caught his wife in bed with another man. Left her alone, drove four towns over to his wife's family's house. [[NoKillLikeOverkill Killed her parents, her brothers, her sisters]], [[KickTheDog even her dog]].
* ScaryBlackMan: Diamond Dog. He's a MalcolmXerox without the glasses or the soapbox. Strangely, he's one of the most well-spoken characters in the entire movie, and wrote a best-selling book. And was interviewed by Geraldo. And there was talk in-story about a movie being made about him, with "[[DenzelWashington Denzel]]" being cast to play him.
* SchmuckBait: The cops are investigating the stuff Cyrus left behind his cell wall planning out the plane hijacking. Vince leaves the cell, and tells the guards not to touch anything. They see that one of the boxes is marked "Do Not Open". The bomb inside it explodes when they open it.
* SerialRapist: The inmate Johnny 23 (played by DannyTrejo) is named for his twenty-three counts of rape. Cyrus "the Virus" Grissom, the resident BigBad, despises him, making a point of telling him to keep it in his pants when around the only female guard, or "you jump out of this plane." He boasts to said female guard, "They'd call me Johnny 600 if they knew the truth", and later tries to attack her, leading to a ''very'' well-deserved beatdown from Cameron Poe.
-->'''Cameron:''' [[PunctuatedPounding YOU! DON'T! TREAT! WOMEN! LIKE! THAT!]]
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: John Cusack's Marshal Vince Larkin:
-->'''Larkin''': [Cindino's] known to be somewhat garrulous in the company of thieves.\\
'''Malloy''': Garrulous? What the fuck is garrulous?\\
'''Larkin''': That would be loquacious, verbose, effusive. How about "chatty"?\\
'''Malloy''': [to Devers] What's with Dictionary Boy?\\
'''Larkin''': "Thesaurus Boy", I think, is more appropriate.
* ShippedInShackles: Garland Green was introduced while restrained in a manner similar to [[TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]], complete with mask. [[{{Expy}} This was likely intentional.]]
* ShootOutTheLock: How Cyrus opens the gate to the plane's front section.
* SissyVillain: Sally Can't Dance again.
* SleevesAreForWimps: Poe.
* TheSlowWalk: Poe's trademark.
* SoundtrackDissonance: Pinball falls off the plane to the tune of "A Summer Place". Also Garland Greene singing "He's Got The Whole World In His Hands" while the plane crashes.
* SpontaneousHumanCombustion: Invoked; after Pinball intentionally sets a fellow prisoner on fire in order to create a distraction for the other more dangerous prisoners about to attempt to hijack the plane, in the middle of all the confusion Pinball humorously exclaims that this was an act of spontaneous combustion.
* TheStarscream: Diamond Dog admits he is one of these to Poe, saying he'll go along with Cyrus and follow his orders until he doesn't need him anymore, and then "the Day of the Dog begins."
* TheStinger: After the fade to black, Garland Greene is shown having a drink at the Craps tables.
* StrawmanPolitical: Malloy keeps accusing Larkin of being this.
--> '''Malloy''': "Of course you can't reach [Larkin]! He's probably off saving the rainforests, or recycling his sandals or some shit!"
* TalkingThroughTechnique: Apparently, the inmates communicated with another through stencils.
* TemptingFate: It's discussed what a brilliant idea it was to put all of the most dangerous criminals in the country on the same plane. Larkin's assistant hopes nothing goes wrong. He replies that [[DramaticIrony the plane is a well-oiled machine]].
-->''"All they'll have to worry about is stale peanuts and a little turbulence."''
* ThereIsAGod: As the diabetic [[BlackDudeDiesFirst black guy]] is dying on the plane, he tells Nicholas Cage's character that sometimes he wonders if there's a God. Cage's characters tells him he'll show him there is one, and then starts kicking Con butt.
* TitleDrop: Upon taking over the plane, Cyrus gets on the intercom and announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air!"
* TooDumbToLive: A pair of guards are left to watch over Cyrus's prison cell, with clear orders from Larkin not to touch anything in the hidden compartment they just uncovered. They proceed ignore him completely, opening a box with the words [[SchmuckBait "DO NOT OPEN"]] written across the top. [[StuffBlowingUp Kaboom.]]
* TouchOfDeath: How Cameron Poe got in this mess in the first place.
* TransEqualsGay: Sally Can't Dance acts much more like a transwoman than a gay man, but is treated as such by the rest of the cast and apparently the editors of this very wiki.
* UnflinchingWalk:
** Played with. The cons are walking away from an burning plane, only to jump when it actually explodes... except, of course, Cyrus. Poe was a bit closer to the plane, so he has to OutrunTheFireball at the same time.
** [[spoiler:Poe walks ''towards'' a gun-toting con after the plane crashes and is on fire, taking a bullet in the shoulder without pausing.]]
* UpToEleven: Everyone's story, but especially Garland Greene. You can't just have a [[SilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal-like]] psychopath, he has to have "driven through three states wearing a girl's head as a hat."
* VanityLicensePlate: AZZ-KIKR.
* VideoCredits: With everyone happy and laughing with "Sweet Home Alabama" as BGM.
* VillainousBreakdown: Cyrus, usually very composed and in control, standing on the open ramp of the plane in flight, holding a pistol to the head of the bunny, yelling at an assault chopper.
* VivaLasVegas: Where the bad guys plan to land in, and where the plane crashes.
* WildGooseChase: When the convicts remove the plane's tracking device and places it on a scenic tours flight.
* WifeBasherBasher: Cameron Poe becomes one when he catches Johnny trying to rape a female guard. See PunctuatedPounding, wherein he slams the bastard's head ''repeatedly'' into a bulkhead while teaching him Chivalry 101.
-->"Do '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis not]]'''! Treat! Women! Like! '''''THAT'''''!"
* WouldntHitAGirl: During his FoeTossingCharge, the last person on the line is Sally-Can't-Dance, who is - depending on your interpretation - either CampGay or a trans woman. Poe nearly punches him, hesitates, then slaps instead.

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