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The 2006 sequel to the classic independent comedy film ''{{Clerks}}'', and the most recent film set in the ViewAskewniverse.

Ten years after the events in ''Clerks'', Dante opens up the shutters on the Quick Stop windows to find that's the store's on fire (thanks to Randal leaving the coffee pot on). Cut to about a year later: Dante and Randal are working at the local Mooby's franchise, and Dante is working his last day since he's getting ready to be married. Of course, things never quite go according to plan in the ViewAskewniverse...
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!!This film provides examples of:
* ADateWithRosiePalms:
-->'''Elias:''' I turn down chicks left and right!
-->'''Randal:''' Your chicks ''are'' your left and right!
* {{Adorkable}}: Elias.
* AesopAmnesia: Of a sort, Jay and Silent Bob are both now "Born Again" Christians, even though their experiences in ''Film/{{Dogma}}'' would mean they were enlightened to the idea that none of the religious texts are accurate.
* AllThereInTheManual: ''Where's the Beef'', a comic chronicling the year in between the Quick Stop burning and Dante and Randal's arrival at Mooby's.
* AndStarring: Jason Mewes (as Jay).
* [[AngryBlackMan Angry Black Woman]]: Wanda Sykes' character unloads on Randal when he says "porch monkey" and a host of other racial slurs openly in front of her. Meanwhile, her husband (played by comedian Earthquake) doesn't really give a damn and just wants the food.
** "Baby, you can't taste racism!"
*** It's [[http://youtu.be/wwTkpYcHnqo#t=7m15s revealed in the bonus features]] that the majority of that scene was [[HarpoDoesSomethingFunny ad-libbed]].
*** Also a minor case of HypocriticalHumor, since before Randal insults her, she and her husband were talking about Mexican immigrants using equally offensive language.
* AuthorAppeal: The movie was written and directed by Creator/KevinSmith, one of the most famous ''Film/StarWars'' fans on Earth. In the twelve years since the original ''Film/{{Clerks}}'', the ''Film/LordOfTheRings'' trilogy has seriously challenged ''Star Wars''' status as the most popular and lucrative cinematic trilogy of all time. Naturally, Randall and Elias [[FandomRivalry get into an argument over which is better]].
-->'''Randall:''' Alright, look: there's only one ''Return'', okay? And it ain't ''[[Film/ReturnOfTheKing of the King]]''--it's ''[[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi of the Jedi]]''!
* TheBear: Kinky Kelly's assistant ([[spoiler:later revealed to be his partner]]). Though he's never explicitly mentioned as being gay, he fits the other parts of the trope to a T.
** I mean, that ''is'' [[spoiler: a male donkey he's fucking. Although when it's another animal, perhaps the gender aspect goes out the window.]]
* BenevolentBoss: Becky.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Dante and Randal discuss the merits of female version of this trope.
-->'''Dante:''' You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
-->'''Randal:''' No! Cause the next stop is a guy with an undersized dick!
* BittersweetEnding: The looks on Dante and Randal's faces at the end make it somewhat ambiguous whether they'll actually be happy with the choice they've made.
* BoldlyComing: A DiscussedTrope during a SeinfeldianConversation between Jay and Silent Bob.
* {{Bookends}}: For the film alone, as well as the entire ViewAskewniverse. The film starts out in black and white, just like ''{{Clerks}}'', then ends with black and white. ''{{Clerks}}'' was the first View Askew film, this one was the last (for now).
* BrandX: Mooby's, of course.
** And, if you look close at the end of the film, [[spoiler:you can see a poster for Nails Cigarettes on the door of the rebuilt Quick Stop]].
* BrickJoke: [[TheSilenceOfTheLambs "Goodbye Horses"]]. ''Twice.''
* BurgerFool: What Dante and Randal have been reduced to after the Quick-Stop burned down. Made all the more tragic since they're in their early 30s and have still been working in bottom of the barrel jobs for the last decade.
* ButtMonkey: Elias, and to a lesser extent, Dante.
* TheCameo: Ben Affleck, Jason Lee, Wanda Sykes, Scott Mosier, and even Kevin Smith's young daughter, [[AwesomeMcCoolname Harley Quinn Smith]].
* TheCastShowoff: Rosario Dawson's dancing, and to a lesser extent, [[SoBadItsGood Jay's]].
* CharacterDevelopment: From ''Clerks''; Dante is less inclined to blame other people for his own passiveness and less inclined to bitch about whatever life hands him. The problem is that he's ''embraced'' his passiveness, resulting in him having convinced himself that the things life hands him will make him happier than they in all likeliness actually will.
* ChekhovsGun: [[spoiler:The ''Bluntman and Chronic'' film from ''Film/JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack'', which is the reason Jay and Silent Bob have fifty grand to spend on reopening the Quick Stop and RST Video]].
* ClusterFBomb: Practically the entire cast says it at least once, but Randal and Dante are probably the worst offenders this time around.
* ColorWash: Kevin Smith had asked director of photographer Dave Klein to have the colors in the film desaturated, to give an effect similar to the original film's [[DeliberatelyMonochrome black & white]]. The only scene without it is the dancing scene.
* ComesGreatResponsibility: Parodied in one tagline: "With no power comes no responsibility."
* ContinuityNod
** During Randal's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Dante, Dante interjects: "And what should I do if I was half the master of my own destiny the great Randal Graves is?" Randal calls himself a "master of his own destiny" in ''Clerks'' after winning the "title-dictates-behavior" argument.
** Dante helps Becky with her nail polish in the back of the store, just like he did with Veronica.
*** And, moreover, Jeff Anderson (Randal) flubbed the line "what smells like nail polish?" on the first take. Instead, he said "What smells like shoe polish?" The line got changed to "Why does it smell so funny in here?" as a result.
** Randal puts an "I EAT COCK" sign on Elias's employee-of-the-month photo that looks exactly like the one Jay puts on the door of the Quick Stop and gets Randal to stand near in ''Clerks''.
** Randal's "Rangle" walk pops up again during the dance number.
** The first movie is outright mentioned during the [[spoiler:jail scene]], specifically Julie Dwyer's funeral and the "shit or get off the pot" dialogue. Randal also makes reference to how Dante always seems to have two hot girls fighting over him when Dante tells him [[spoiler:Becky's pregnant.]]
** Dante and Becky dancing on the roof is a nod to the rooftop hockey game.
** In a nod to a more recent part of continuity, Jay's shirt reads "[[Film/JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack Justice TLF]]" in one scene.
*** And not so recent: During Randal's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Dante, he points out the lack of sense in their choice of college courses: "One semester we took criminology, for Christ's sake! Who are we studying to be, Batman?" Cue [[{{Mallrats}} Jay and Silent Bob grinning at each other]].
** The film overloads on these in the last five minutes.
*** "[[spoiler:I assure you, we're re-opened!]]"
*** "[[spoiler:You know what? You're not even supposed to be here today.]]"
*** "[[spoiler:Pack o' cigarettes]]?" and the return of [[spoiler:the woolen-cap smoker, courtesy of Walt Flanagan.]]
*** [[spoiler:The "milk maid" is also the same woman (Kevin Smith's mother, to be exact) from ''Clerks'']].
*** The songs over the end credits to both films are Soul Asylum songs.
** Instead of his usual tuque Jay wears a baseball cap like he did in the first movie, though this time its a brimless hat so it looks similar to the tuque.
** When Dante and Randal are buying the Quick Stop and RST Video, the sign in the executive's office reads "[[WesternAnimation/{{Clerks}} Leonard]]".
* CrazyPrepared: Right after Elias removed the "I eat cock" sign from his picture on the wall and walks away, Randal while following him, slaps a brand new sign right on there without missing a beat.
* CreatorCameo: Kevin Smith plays the man in the restroom during the "ABC" song.
** Also, Silent Bob, but you should know this by now.
* DeliberatelyMonochrome: The first and last shots of the film except for the flames inside the Quick Stop. See ContinuityNod.
** They were the last shots filmed. Creator/KevinSmith has said that if he'd known the black and white could look as good as it did he probably would have shot the entire film that way.
*** Variant: As mentioned in the commentary, the entire film was desaturated after filming, because the colors were far too bright and cheery. The dance scene where everything is brighter? That's how everything actually looked!
* TheDevil: Randal at one points [[CrowningMomentOfFunny taunts Elias]], a devout Christian, by talking about "...the Beast we call the Desolate One! The First of the Fallen, the Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions! (grabs mike) [[Music/KingDiamond ''Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma!''"]]
* DiegeticSwitch: The song played at the end of the movie - "Misery" by Soul Asylum - was actually played from a stereo from off camera (so the actors could hear it) and only switches to non-diagetic once the credits kick in.
* {{Dismotivation}}: Played pretty much straight with Dante until the end of the film, where [[spoiler:he and Randal decide to buy the Quick Stop and reopen it themselves]].
* DumbassHasAPoint: Eternal slacker Randal puts forward the notion that for all the crap they went through working there, both he and Dante were happiest when they were working at the Quick Stop.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Though Randal picks on Elias a lot, he laments that when Dante leaves Jersey Elias is gonna be his new best friend. Although it seemed plenty obvious that Randal would make fun of him for this, he is genuinely horrified after he finds out that Elias is gullible enough to believe the Pillow Pants story.
** Apparently Randal shows disgust upon finding out that not only [[spoiler: is "The Sexy Stud" the guy who is going to have sex with the donkey, but the donkey is "Kinky Kelly" and "is a dude" Even Jay questions, "What kinda sick fuck gets turned on watching a guy fuck a donkey?"]]
* EveryoneWentToSchoolTogether: "Anyone else from our graduating class back there?" This, in fact, seems to be a recurring theme throughout the Askewniverse.
* ExtremelyShortTimespan: Apart from the opening and the closing scenes, the movie takes place over one day, just like ''Clerks''.
* {{Fanservice}}: Rosario Dawson dancing on the rooftop of Mooby's. In a tank top. With no bra on. God bless you, Creator/KevinSmith.
** It's revealed in the commentary that Smith didn't even realize it until Rosario told him [[LampshadeHanging the fans were really going to like this scene]].
* FanDisservice: Emma flashing Randal is made out to be an in-universe example. Either because Randal finds her unattractive or because she's his best friend's fiancÚ.
* {{Flanderization}}: Some find that Randal got a little dumber between the first movie and the second.
** Blame ''WesternAnimation/ClerksTheAnimatedSeries'', where this happened for sure.
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: Dante and Randal having a conversation while Jay is bouncing his bare ass against the window, while Bob is making funny faces, switching to Jay pretending to be using a speed bag.
* GroinAttack: Emma to Dante.
* HeadTiltinglyKinky: The donkey show. They even perform the action while watching it.
-->'''Becky:''' I'm disgusted and repulsed ...and I can't. Look. Away.
* HeelRealization: "My grandmother wasn't racist... although..."
** For the full scene, see NWordPrivileges.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: Dante and Randal, and of course Jay and Silent Bob. Also deconstructed in the jail scene where Randal spells out what this kind of friendship actually means.
-->'''Randal''': I honestly don't know if I can make it in this world without you.
* HighSchoolRejects: Lance Dowd implies that this is what Dante and Randal are, while Jay and Silent Bob are pure examples.
* HistoricalCharacterConfusion: Randal compares a guy in a wheelchair to Anne Frank, "The chick that was all duhhh, till the miracle worker showed up and knocked some smarts into her". Dante tries to correct him by saying that was Helen Keller and that Anne Frank hid from the Nazis and had a diary. Randal then says he was right all along because the wheelchair guy had a blog.
* InnocentBigot: Randal didn't realize his RacistGrandma taught him some unfortunate terminology.
* InsaneTrollLogic: When Randal gets called out for his use of the phrase, "porch monkey," he makes it his mission to reclaim the term. Dante tells him even if the word could be reclaimed, Randal wouldn't be the one to do it since he's white. Randal then accuses Dante of being a racist since he's telling Randal he can't do something due to the color of his skin.
* InternalHomage: Randal dragging Elias into Mooby's from off-screen the second he walks in the door, just as Dante does to Randal at the end of ''Clerks'' to start their fight scene.
** The shot of Becky changing the light bulb over the rebuilt Quick Stop counter is set up just like the shot of Dante doing the same when the horny old man asks to use the restroom in ''Clerks'', as part of the last five minute's Hurricane of Continuity Nods.
* {{Infodump}}: Becky and Dante's conversation while he's painting her nails.
* InsistentTerminology: "Oy, fucko...we prefer to call it inter-species erotica."
* InsultBackfire:
--> '''Pot-buying teen''': Is that a fucking Bible?
--> '''Jay''': Hey, hey, the HOLY fucking Bible, son.
* ItTastesLikeFeet: Jay and Bob can apparently identify the taste of "piss and flies."
* JerkAss: Randal and Lance.
* KavorkaMan : Dante. Discussed twice in-universe: the first time when Becky calls Dante's looks "unconventional," and when Randal says "You've always got two good-looking chicks fighting over you, and you're this hideous fucking CHUD."
* LateArrivalSpoiler: If you watch this movie and then watch ''Clerks'', you'll know pretty quickly Dante fails to reconnect with either Veronica or Caitlin.
* LessEmbarrassingTerm: A character insists that something is not bestiality porn, it's "inter-species erotica."
* MyFriendsAndZoidberg: "Ladies and gentlemen...and you, Elias!"
* NerdsAreVirgins: Elias, although according to him it's because he's afraid of [[VaginaDentata Pillow Pants]]. It's interesting to note that Randal is not less nerdy than Elias; Elias is simply more awkward about it, and yet he has a girlfriend while Randal doesn't. Dante is as nerdy as both of them and is definitely not a virgin. Make of that what you will.
** While there's likely no actual distinctions, [[http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2010/03/25/difference-between-nerd-dork-and-geek-explained-in-a-venn-diagram/ some sources]] tend to characterize a difference between "nerd" and "geek" as an issue of social ineptitude, as in geeks are just as obsessed with comic books/sci-fi/video games, etc. but can also be otherwise 'cool' people. In that sense, Randal and Dante are geeks without being nerds.
* NWordPrivileges: The ''only'' time Becky [[BerserkButton loses her cool]] is when Randal says [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0R3OjMcOqg "Porch Monkey," then "Nigger,"]] then launches into a series of other similar epithets. Dante also loses it, but A) He's always losing it. B) He's white. C) Becky is ''way'' more pissed off than him.
** This was, notably, ''directly'' in front of a pair of black customers.
* NeverLiveItDown: An InUniverse example is Lance Dowds, aka "Picklefucker."
* OhCrap: Dante's discovery of the Quick Stop being on fire at the beginning of the film.
** Dante has another one when Emma catches him snogging Becky during the donkey show.
* OnlyFriend: Dante to Randal, which is why Randal is so rattled by the thought of Dante leaving.
-->'''Randal:''' You think I wanna start making friends at my age? Christ, who would want me as their friend? I hate everyone, and everything seems stupid to me, but you were always the counter-balance to that. The guy who was the yin to my yang. Now what the fuck am I gonna do for the rest of my life?
* PleaseDontLeaveMe: Randal to Dante, at the end of the movie.
* PornStache: Ben Affleck's character.
* RacistGrandma: Randal's called him a "porch monkey" and referred to a broken bottle as a "nigger knife."
** And said that mistreated Jewish children [[RefugeInAudacity would put a Sheeny Curse on you]]. Good lord.
-->'''Randal''': She just liked to say "Sheeny curse" a lot. It was cute!
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: When Dante tries to blame his life's failures on Randal, he loses it and tells Dante exactly what his problem is.
* RunningGag: Randal mixing up Anne Frank and Helen Keller.
** And near the end of the film, the aforementioned InsistentTerminology.
* SeinfeldianConversation: Not so prevalent as in the original, but very much there at certain points.
* SeriousBusiness:
--> '''Elias''': Not the [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Rings]], Randal. Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the Rings out of this.
** And from Randal...
--> '''Randal''': [[StarWars There is only one trilogy, you fucking morons!]]
*** And capped off with the customer vomiting after Randal paints a very vivid picture of [[HoYay Frodo and Sam together.]]
* ShoutOut:
** Early on in the movie Emma delivers this line to Dante: [[SpiderMan "Face it, Tiger. You just hit the jackpot!"]]
** "May your first child be a masculine child!" is a quote from ''Film/TheGodfather''.
*** And Randal says Dante will spawn a "hideous fuckin' [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/CHUD CHUD]] baby."
* SilentBob: Three guesses, no dice.
* SmugSnake: Lance Dowds, although being reminded of his "Picklefucker" past takes some of his edge off.
* SplashOfColor: The flames inside the Quick Stop at the beginning of the film.
* StealthPun: The beginning depicts what might be described as "Dante's inferno."
** Made less stealthy by the chapter titles on the DVD, which are all named for literary classics. Guess what the first scene is called.
* StrangelyArousing: Upon witnessing the Donkey Show, Becky exclaims, "I'm disgusted and repulsed and... and I can't look away."
* StunnedSilence: Randal, series snarker, who has a smart ass retort for almost anything, is simply rendered near speechless by the "Pillowpants" discussion.
* TakeThat: The film features a 3-minute debate on ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings'', with Randal calling the movies boring and saying in jest that there should've been a Hobbit sex scene. He mocks the movie so much that he causes a [=LotR=] fan (who is a customer at the restaurant) to vomit in disgust.
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: As Dante and Emma are leaving Mooby's so that Emma can show Dante his surprise, they discover a fully nude Jay dancing to "Goodbye Horses" with his dick between his legs, but treat it as no big deal and move on.
* VaginaDentata: Pillowpants the Pussy Troll. End of discussion.
* TheVoiceless: Like with all ViewAskewniverse films, averted with Silent Bob, this time at the end of the film.
-->" I got nothin'."
* VomitIndiscretionShot: When Randal makes ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' fan throw up.
* WhamLine: [[spoiler:"I'm pregnant, Dante."]]
** To a lesser degree: [[spoiler: "I would buy the Quick Stop and re-open it myself!"]]
* YouMakeMeSic: Inverted when Elias looks at the "I EAT COCK" word bubble Randal put on his employee of the month picture and says, "Well at least you spelled cock right this time."
* YourAnswerToEverything: When Silent Bob finally speaks, but has no advice relevant to the conversation, Jay rips on him about it, only for Silent Bob to point out:
--> [[SophisticatedAsHell What do you ever contribute to the proceedings? You've got one answer for everything: "Pussy, man."]]
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