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->''"The living dead and the dying living are all the same. Cut from the same cloth. But disposing of dead people is a public service, whereas you're in all sorts of trouble if you kill someone while they're still alive."''

->''"This is my business. They pay me for it."''

Francesco [[BilingualBonus Dellamorte]] works as the caretaker of the local cemetery in the small Italian town of Buffalora. He's aided in his work by Gnaghi, a mentally-handicapped man only capable of saying "gna." (Like "nya" but not [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Brooklynish]].) He spends most of his days reading old phone books ("Just because we've got the new ones doesn't mean to say we have to throw the old ones away. [[SmallReferencePools These books are classics!]]"), constructing a model of a skull, talking with his friend Franco over the phone, and [[LookingForLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces seeking love.]]

Oh, he also kills the zombies that awaken every night with [[RevolversAreJustBetter his revolver.]]

He calls them [[OurZombiesAreDifferent "Returners,"]] and he has no clue why they are rising. He just knows through observation that it takes about seven days for a buried corpse to revive, climb out, and attack living humans. The worst part of the situation? [[BlackComedy He's not getting paid extra for this]], and [[OnlySaneMan the mayor and the other citizens don't believe him.]] Even Franco just kind of humors him.

Things become a little more personal for Francesco when he gets tangled in an affair with a widow who's recently buried her husband. He manages to seduce her in the graveyard one night. After this point in the film, events become [[MindScrew increasingly weirder and surreal.]]

A 1994 movie, also known as ''Dellamorte Dellamore'' in Italy (and released under that same title in France), and as ''Mi novia es un Zombie'' in Spain. One of the few movies that mixes [[BlackComedy comedy]], [[BoyMeetsGirl romance]], [[RuleOfCool zombie hunting]], and [[ContemplateOurNavels existentialism]], and mixes them well.


* AlliterativeName: Played with Francesco's surname is officially not Dellamorte Dellamore as he does not include the surname of his mother in his name. However he is still the son of the father called Dellamorte and the mother called Dellamore.
* AlliterativeTitle: Dellamorte Dellamore of course. It is all lost in the English title Cemetary Man.
* AntiHero: Francesco when he kills people including some of them in his dream for whom he may or may not bear responsibility. Though they die for real thus providing him with the new clients. He does not cross into the straight villain territory due to the ProtagonistCenteredMorality.
* AntiVillain: At first Francesco who is very casual about offing zombies but has to kill them of course. Then at some point he starts killing living people turning into the AntiHero. This does not make him a straight villain in this movie because its morals are too centered on him.
%%* ArcWords: "Will I see her again?"
* AnyoneCanDie: Zigzagged. People die very quickly, some of them out of nowhere but it is a film about the cemetery and the death and all the characters apart from Francesco and Gnaghi are of no great importance. While [[spoiler: Francesco and Gnaghi always survive.]] However in the end [[spoiler: Gnaghi in fact dies]]. Still then in the very end [[spoiler: Gnaghi is revived.]]
* AttractiveZombie: Lei/She the first time it comes after Francesco kills her is the one. She just has some strange branch-like structures on her head. Later Lei/She never returns as a zombie but rather appears as a human being who pretends not to know Francesco.
** Mayor's daughter [[spoiler:(and her head)]] is this trope. To an extent.
%%* AwesomeMcCoolname: Francesco Dellamorte.
%%* AxCrazy
* BetaCouple: Gnaghi and mayor's daughter[[spoiler:'s head]]. The latter in her current state cannot be picky, of course.
* BigBad: Death himself is responsible for the zombies.
* BlackComedy: This movie mixes this genre with the zombie horror but BlackComedy is prevalent.
* BoyMeetsGirl: When Francesco meets the widow.
* BrickJoke: "Mmm. Who knows if the rest of the world even exists?"
* BusFullOfInnocents: A bus full of Boy Scouts crashing. They all come back as zombie Boy Scouts.
* CatScare: For Francesco once when he is walking by the cemetry. It is a red cat. He lampshades the trope saying to Gnaghi that it was only a cat.
%%* CantGetInTroubleForNuthin
%%* ChekhovsGunman: Franco.
* CityInABottle: The town of Buffalora appears to be the one.
* DeadpanSnarker: Hoo boy, Francesco.
-->'''Francesco''': "My name is Francesco Dellamorte. Weird name, isn't it? Francis Of Death. Saint Francis Of Death. I often thought of having it changed. André Dellamorte would be nicer, for example."
* DissonantSerenity: No-one is concerned at all when Gnagh vomits on the mayor's daughter. That includes the mayor himself as well as her boyfriend. The latter asks her for a ride on the bike on which she presses herself to him. She is vomited on from the front so she should have smear his back with Gnaghi's vomit big time. No-one seems to care.
* {{Expy}}: Francesco is an Italian expy of ComicBook/DylanDog, and actually appears, with Gnaghi, in several issues of the comic. Dylan Dog is a visual expy of Rupert Everett, [[MindScrew who plays Francesco in]] ''[[MindScrew Cemetery Man]]''.
* FleetingPassionateHobbies: Gnaghi is initially very fond of the fallen leaves and is very upset when the wind starts to blow carrying some of them away so that he cannot collect them. Later it is dropped and does not lead anywhere.
* {{Foil}}: Gnaghi for Dellamorte.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: [[spoiler: Francesco says casually that sometimes he believes that Buffalora must be the only city in the universe and the rest of the world might not exist. In the end it appears to be the case.]]
* FreakyFridayFlip: [[spoiler: It appears to happen to Francesco and Gnaghi in the ending when Gnaghi addresses Francesco coherently and the latter only answers "Gna".]]
* GainaxEnding: The world outside Buffalora appears [[spoiler: not to exist at all.]] Also Francesco and Gnaghi appear [[spoiler:to exchange their respective manners of speech.]]
* {{Gonk}}: Gnaghi, of course. Francesco tells that his physical description should read: "Distinguishing marks: All".
* HappilyMarried: Lei in her first reincarnation says her life with her now-deceased husband was that trope. Even though he was much older than she.
* IdenticalStranger: Not a stranger but Franco's appearance is quite similar to that of Francesco.
* InsaneTrollLogic: Straight from the mouth of [[spoiler: [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer The Grim Reaper]]]] to Francesco: "If you don't want the dead coming back to life, why don't you just kill the living? Shoot them in the head."
* InsistentTerminology: Francesco is called "ragioniere" (meaning "accountant", translated into English as the more similarly-sounding "engineer") by his oldest visitor and the mayor. It is something of a honorable euphemism but Francesco tends to dislike it as he is not an accountant but a gravedigger.
* JobTitle: The English title Cemetary Man.
* LoveAtFirstSight: The widow. [[spoiler:And the widow's clones. The actress (Anna Falchi) who plays them all is credited as "She."]]
* ALoveToDismember: Gnaghi tears off the head of the dead daughter of the mayor. A romance ensues.
%%* ManChild: Gnaghi.
* MayorPain: Mayor of the town Buffalora. He is definitely The Incompetent Mayor Pain/The Quimby. To boost his support in the electoral campaign he is eager to dig out the grave of his daughter and take photo of himself with her body in the coffin. Just to demonstrate to the electorate that he also has lost the loved one and is worthy to be reelected.
* MayDecemberRomance: For Lei (the first one) and her deceased husband.
* MeaningfulName:
** UpToEleven with Francesco Dellamorte Dellamore (the latter is the surname of his mother and is not usually mentioned as a part of his name but is put into the title). It means something like "Francesco Of Death Of Love".
** Also the city of Buffalora might be derived fron the word Buffo meaning funny or odd. Actually a town of this name really exists near Brescia in the Northern Italy.
* MindScrew: Big spoiler here. [[spoiler:By the end of the film, it's uncertain whether Francesco actually exists, or is just a fantasy of Franco. When Francesco goes on a killing spree to stop the Returners from rising, he Can't Get In Trouble For Nuthin' and the police arrest Franco for all his murders. The possibility is further muddied as Franco is bedridden and unable to move when Francesco brings a gun to the hospital and kills a doctor and a nun.]]
* MrFanservice: Francesco Dellamorte played by Rupert Everett.
* MsFanservice: Lei played by Anna Falchi.
* {{Mundanger}}: Francesco seems to regard zombies as such.
%%* NoNameGiven: "She."
* NotSoDifferent: Francesco considers himself not too terribly different from Death.
* OnlySaneMan / OnlySaneEmployee: Francesco wants to report the zombies as business expenses so he can use the town's money to pay for his bullets, but the bureaucracy is too dense for it.
* OneSteveLimit: Played with. Francesco and Franco are related names but not the same. [[spoiler: As one version is that Francesco is a figment of Franco's imagination this trope is played with to even a greater extent.]]
* OurZombiesAreDifferent: Type F, for the most part. Some Returners, like [[spoiler:the mayor's daughter]], have unusual abilities.
* {{Patricide}}: [[spoiler: Of the first mayor by his daughter.]]
* PokemonSpeak: Gnaghi always says only "gna". That's why he is called Gnaghi.
* PrettyLittleHeadshots: Averted for the medical staff [[spoiler: killed by Francesco in the hospital]]. Their faces are noticeably damaged.
* ProtagonistCenteredMorality: Francesco can be considered not a straight villain in the third act because of that.
* PunchClockVillain: Subverted with the AntiVillain Francesco who is not a punchclock anti-villain even though he always only does his job (until later in the movie). As he works around the clock both in day and at night.
* RareGuns: Francesco's weapon of choice is the ancient [[http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Bodeo_M1889 Bodeo Modello 1889]], somewhat common in Italy due having been standard military issue. {{Justified}} due Francesco's origin as a ComicBook/DylanDog {{Expy}} (Dylan too uses this gun).
* RevenantZombie: Lei or She when she once comes back as a zombie appears to do it for love. [[spoiler: Played with as later she still bites Francesco.]]
* ServileSnarker: Francesco to the oldest regular visitor of his cemetery who entertains herself frequenting it. She asks him whether the cemetery is open. He answers that for her it is always open. As she is 89 one realises this remark is quite snarky. [[spoiler: Later the character dies.]]
* ShirtlessScene: The film starts with the one for no special reason. Just to show that Rupert Everett is fit.
* ShoutOut: The kiss of Dellamorte and Lei as the RevenantZombie is the one to Magritte's picture "The Lovers".
** A possible shout-out to Creator/DarioArgento's ''Film/DeepRed'' as Francesco is annoyed when an old woman keeps calling him an accountant.
* SpiritualAdaptation: The film is widely considered a better live-action ComicBook/DylanDog than the actual ''Dylan Dog'' movie, which was a generic monster movie bordering on InNameOnly. Moreover, the main character in ''Cemetery Man'' is played by Rupert Everett, who was the visual inspiration for Dylan Dog's facial features.
* {{Squick}}: When the mayor's daughter immediately after being vomited upon jumps the bike of her boyfriend and presses to him.
** Many of those because of zombies, of course.
* StressVomit: For Gnaghi when he is close to a girl he likes.
* SuddenlyVoiced: Gnaghi [[spoiler: in the end pronounces a coherent sentence asking Francesco to take him away from the abyss.]] Francesco replies with [[spoiler: mere "gna".]]
* TemporaryLoveInterest: Zigzagged wildly. Francesco begins to love passionately Lei several times as she always returns to him. However every time as she is offed he takes it relatively easy for such a huge love.
** Also mayor's daughter for Gnaghi.
%%* UnreliableNarrator
* VomitDiscretionShot: Played with as Gnaghi is not shown in the act of vomiting on the mayor's daughter. However the results are shown, the vomit is very much seen on her dress but not the act itself.
* WrongGenreSavvy: Gnaghi who is about to kill Francesco when he is bitten by a zombie. OurZombiesAreDifferent so you do not die of their bite aslong as it is not a lethal wound. [[spoiler: Though Gnaghi '''should''' already know so it is odd that he does not.]]
* ZombieInfectee: Zigzagged. Decisively subverted for Francesco himself. He is bitten by [[spoiler: Lei]] but talks sense into Gnaghi ready to off him as the latter is afraid of Francesco when he is bitten. Francesco says that he of course is not going to die as the bite is not mortal, merely a flesh wound. It only means that when he dies he will definitely return. However other people who return as zombies are not bitten when alive so it is not immediately clear whether this bite changes anything in his position.
** [[spoiler: The multiple bites of the mayor by his daughter are not in contradiction with the previous fact as it is implied that they are mortal by themselves as she tore his neck.]]
** However [[spoiler: The death of the first Lei is a contradiction as her wound from the bite of her husband is no more lethal than the later wound of Francesco who is bitten by her. Further zigzagged as Francesco himself implies that she might in hact have not died, just passed out after the bite from her husband. Then as she came to herself still alive he killed her.]]
** Also [[spoiler: Francesco early into the film still tries to avoid being bitten by numerous zombies who attack him. It is implied that their bites might have irreversable damage for the condition of a living human.]]
** In the end [[spoiler: Gnaghi should have known if the bite of a zombie was not lethal as he is working together with Francesco and should be aware of such a basic detail. Which Francesco has to tell him to avoid being killed.]]