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[[caption-width-right:350:[[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids It's actually for kids]]. No, [[CoversAlwaysLie really.]]]]
'''''Camp Nowhere''''' is a 1994 comedy about a kid-run summer camp, starring ChristopherLloyd.

Every year, junior high schoolers Mud, Gaby, Zack, and Trish are sent to summer camps their parents choose for them, but they hate: computer camp, fat camp, military camp, and drama camp, respectively. So, they decide this year is going to be different, and they are going to go somewhere they can be kids and have fun: A camp with no parents, no teachers, no camp counselors, and no rules.

Out-of-work actor/drama teacher Dennis Van Welker (Lloyd) owes back payment on his car, and a debt collector is on his trail. Said debt collector is retiring, and wants to do so with a perfect record. Dennis, in turn, has to find some way to hide and/or come up with the cash.

The four junior high kids hire Dennis to pose as the lead counselor for each of their camps, while convincing their parents that they cannot visit. Word about the plan gets out to the whole school, and before long many more kids have signed up. All the kids have fun, doing things they never would have been able to do with adults watching, but it soon becomes difficult to keep the camp a secret...

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!! This film contains examples of:
* {{Adorkable}}: Mud.
* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Trish and Zack are an item by the end of the film.
* AnalogyBackfire: Played straight, then subverted, during a scene where Dennis is seen listening to some old UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill recordings.
-->'''Mud:''' What is that?\\
'''Dennis:''' Winston Churchill. The JimiHendrix of the spoken word.\\
'''Mud:''' Who's Jimi Hendrix?\\
'''Dennis:''' The MichaelJordan of the electric guitar.
* AndStarring: The first credit in the closing credits: "With Burgess Meredith"
* ATeamMontage: When the kids put together their [[TheCon Con]].
* BlackBestFriend: Walter, for Mud.
* BittersweetEnding: All things considered, it's a relatively light one. [[spoiler:Everyone thanks Mud and Dennis for a great summer, neither one gets arrested, and Polk gets paid off. But it's right after the scheme falls apart completely, all the kids get sent home, and Mud gets grounded for a LONG time.]]
* BourgeoisBohemian / HippieTeacher: Dennis. When Feln tells them that the camp used to be a hippie commune, Dennis suddenly remembers having been there before.
* ChekhovsGun:
** [[spoiler:The 5:15 flyby from the nearby Air Force base later comes in handy during the phony Parents' Day.]]
** [[spoiler:The broken down car that the kids find and Zack fixes becomes Dennis' new car.]]
* ChewingTheScenery: Dennis in nearly everything he does. ChristopherLloyd had fun with this role.
* [[ChildhoodMarriagePromise Childhood Dating Promise]]: Mud and Gaby make a pact to only date former geeks--or more specifically, date each other--as soon as they're old enough.
* CloudCuckooLander: Dennis yet again. He got fired from his teaching job for trying to do ''SilenceOfTheLambs'' as a musical, and that's only the ''least'' odd thing he's done.
* CoolLoser: Mud, though a lot of it has to do with his self-confidence.
* CoolPeopleRebelAgainstAuthority: Zack's modus operandi.
* CoversAlwaysLie:
** First, there's the page image above, which seems to make the movie out to be the second coming of ''AnimalHouse''. In fact, the movie was a kids' movie and NOTHING like ''Animal House'', but [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids you wouldn't know it]] by looking at that poster.[[note]]Which can be seen larger [[http://images.moviepostershop.com/camp-nowhere-movie-poster-1020368216.jpg here.]][[/note]]\\
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To wit: there were no supermodels in string bikinis and daisy dukes (there was probably only one bikini in the entire movie, and it was far more modest), the kids didn't tie up a guy in a suit and spray him with water, and most of the cast was in junior high school. But there ''were'' Super Soakers, so that poster wasn't ''completely'' wrong.
** Likewise [[http://nsbrant.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/camp-nowhere.jpg this poster.]] The four leads don't tie Dennis to a stake at any point in the movie.
* DecoyProtagonist: Walter, who is set up as Mud's best friend. It's actually Zack who becomes one of the four protagonists; Walter spends the majority of the film as a minor supporting character.
* DefrostingIceQueen: Trish.
* DuckSeasonRabbitSeason: With the omelets.
-->'''Gaby:''' Ashley, mushroom. Amber, onion. Lenny, plain.\\
'''Lenny:''' Cheese.\\
'''Gaby:''' You said plain.\\
'''Lenny:''' Cheese.\\
'''Gaby:''' Plain.\\
'''Lenny:''' Cheese.\\
'''Gaby:''' Plain.\\
'''Lenny:''' Cheese.\\
'''Gaby:''' Plain.\\
'''Lenny:''' Cheese.\\
'''Gaby:''' Plain.\\
'''Lenny:''' Cheese.\\
'''Gaby:''' Cheese.\\
'''Lenny:''' Plain.\\
'''Gaby:''' Okay, fine, you win. Plain.\\
[He looks confused and wanders off]\\
'''Gaby:''' Who says you can't learn anything from cartoons?
* EducationMama: Mud's dad is a rare male version. He's constantly opining that Mud "has potential," and keeps pushing Mud to grow up early. Mud complains that his dad treats him like he's unemployed. Mud is ''12''.
* EurekaMoment:
--> '''Zack:''' I say, just give ''me'' the money, I'll buy a Harley, and be outta your way the whole summer.\\
'''Mud:''' That kind of money, we could just rent our own camp.\\
'''Zack:''' Whoa...whoa! [[RepeatWhatYouJustSaid What'd you say?]]
* FakeRealTurn: The kids set up a fake summer camp in order to get away from the adults, but then [[spoiler: when parents insist on coming to the camp halfway through the summer, they have to devise a way to make the camp seem real.]]
* FollowTheLeader:
** ''Camp Nowhere'' follows ''HomeAlone'' inasmuch as both movies' climaxes feature a kid (or kids) planning to use HomemadeInventions on unwitting adults.
** Following ''Camp Nowhere'', the 1995 movie ''{{Heavyweights}}'' also featured kids taking over a summer camp and rebelling against responsibility. (Incidentally, both movies are owned by {{Disney}}.)
* FourLinesAllWaiting: There are more than a few plots going on in this movie.
** There's the main plot about the camp and keeping up the facade.
** There are underlying plots about the four leads and their various {{Character Development}}s:
*** Mud learns about responsibility and learns how to speak up for himself. Plus, Gaby convinces him that it's okay to be {{Adorkable}}, since it makes Mud [[BeYourself his own person]]. Because of all this, by the end of the movie, [[spoiler:Mud's father is a bit more willing to let his son be a kid for a while.]]
*** Gaby decides that she's sick of eating junk food.
*** Zack decides to drop the JerkassFacade, be less selfish, and not drop out of school. He and Trish become an item.
*** Concurrently, Trish becomes a DefrostingIceQueen.
** There's the plot about Dennis and his financial woes with Polk, though it's punctuated by Dennis' romance with Celeste.
** Then there are the very minor subplots about Walter wanting to skinny dip with Betty, and Zack rebuilding an old car.
* FourTemperamentEnsemble: You could argue that Gaby is Sanguine, Trish is Choleric, Zack is Melancholic, and Mud is Phlegmatic.
* FreeRangeChildren: Played with. Mud and his friends start out playing the trope straight during their adventures recruiting Dennis and setting up the camp. However, some ramifications of being a free-range child are felt later on, and the characters realize that they need adults in their lives more often than they previously thought. Still, they're pretty resourceful right up until the ploy falls apart.
* FriendlyEnemy: At the beginning of the movie, Zack pretends to bully Mud, but the two are actually friends (Zack just has [[HiddenHeartOfGold a reputation to uphold]]).
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: Quite a bit; see UnusualEuphemism below for one example.
* GilliganCut: When Mud gives the others some of the spending money.
-->'''Mud:''' Be careful how you spend it, all right? Because it's gotta last for the whole summer. Besides, we don't want to draw attention to ourselves, all right?\\
'''Arnold:''' We're not gonna do anything stupid. I mean, we're not ''complete'' morons.\\
[cut to delivery trucks unloading, among other things, Super Soakers and a big-screen TV]
* GoneSwimmingClothesStolen: Walter in the TheStinger, although Betty ''was'' trying to get him off her back about the whole skinny dipping thing.
--> '''Betty:''' You really ''do'' have the guts. Just not an extra bathing suit.
* GratuitousFrench / VerbalTic: Trish's use of the word "très" (meaning "very") in nearly every other sentence. For instance, she says things like "''Très'' dull," or "''Très'' bizarre." Might be {{justified|Trope}} because of her upbringing.
* GrowingUpSucks: The movie meanders about with this. Mud learns about responsibility and whatnot, and he begins to look forward to growing up and dating Gaby, but at the same time he refuses to eat lima beans and still acts like growing up is the worst thing in the world. He finally asserts himself and tells his father that it's okay to be a kid.
* GroundedForever: "By the way, you're grounded until you're thirty." [[spoiler: Mud's twelve.]]
* HeroesWantRedheads: Dennis for Celeste. Though calling Dennis a "hero", considering his actions, is a bit of a stretch.
* HeroicBSOD: Mud has one when he realizes he's becoming a killjoy like his parents. Gaby snaps him out of it by telling him that [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre he's better than he thinks he is]].
* HollywoodLaw: [[spoiler:It doesn't matter if Mud and his friends take responsibility for the camp. Dennis went along with the kids' plan and took the parents' money under false pretenses. Dennis could possibly go to jail for fraud.]]
* IAmSpartacus: [[spoiler:When the scheme is blown, all the other kids stand up and take responsibility alongside Mud.]]
* IfItTastesBadItMustBeGoodForYou: {{Invoked}} by Gaby and Dennis when they trick her mother into sending her to the (hypothetical) fitness camp. They sample some camp cuisine--Dennis and Gaby eat real chocolate cake, and Gaby's mom is given something that convinces her the camp ''must'' be doing something right with its food.
-->'''Dennis:''' Yours is Betty Crocker. Hers is raw liver paste.
-->'''Gaby:''' [[DiscussedTrope So if it tastes like poison, it MUST be diet food.]]
* InspectorJavert:
** T.R. Polk, who is trying to find and bust Dennis on failing to pay off an AMC Gremlin.
** Lt. Hendricks is also a bit of this.
* [[HighSchoolHustler Junior High Hustler]]: Mud. He comes up with a phony summer camp, for pity's sake!
* LostAesop: The film isn't very clear with its final message. BeYourself? Be sure to pay your debts? It's okay to be a kid? It's okay to grow up? Don't start a phony summer camp? It could be anything, really.
* MadnessMantra / CreepyChild / ScaryFlashlightFace: "Money, Mud. Money, Mud. Money, Mud."
* MaliciousMisnaming: Zack's bully friends call Mud "Pud." [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pud We don't know why.]]
* MasterOfDisguise: This is one of Dennis' talents. He uses it to escape the law, and it's how he's able to pretend to be a representative from any type of summer camp. [[JustifiedTrope Justified]], since he's a former drama teacher.
* MilitarySchool: It's where Zack usually gets sent, since he's a delinquent and all.
* MiseryBuildsCharacter: One reason why everyone's parents want to send them to camp.
* MissingTrailerScene: Scores of '90s kids (as well as the ''[[http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1994-09-13/features/9409130325_1_kernels-movie-omelet Chicago Tribune]]'') were left wondering what happened to the "popcorn omelet" scene. Trailers for the home video release, however, obviously didn't include it.
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Mud eventually tells some kids to knock off the horseplay, lest they get hurt, then realizes [[SympathyForTheDevil he's becoming his parents]].
* NeverRecycleABuilding: The kids take an old hippie commune cabin and turn it into their base of operations.
* TheNineties: Flannel, ''BeverlyHills90210'', Music/TheCranberries, ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead''...welcome to 1994, folks.
* OnlyInItForTheMoney: Dennis only agrees to help out during the rainy day when Mud offers him a bribe of $200. Dennis later bribes Mud $1 for every lima bean he eats at the dinner with Celeste.
** However, earlier in the film, Dennis pays Mud's medical expenses out of his own pocket and refuses reimbursement.
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Morris "Mud" Himmel.
* ParentalObliviousness: The kids gamble everything on this trope.
* ParentalSubstitute: Dennis, for Mud. Becomes useful with the amount of time they spend pretending to be father and son in their various ruses.
* PornStash: Arnold packs a suitcase full of ''[[BlandNameProduct Playpen]]'' magazines.
* {{Pun}}: Barely a minute into the movie and we get Micro-Chippewa Camp, a summer camp for computer geeks.
* RainRainGoAway: A rainy day keeps the kids indoors. When they start talking about abandoning the camp, going home, and watching ''{{Baywatch}}'' on cable, Mud and Dennis organize some rainy day Olympic games to keep them occupied.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Hendricks is just a polite state trooper doing his job. He does get reasonably upset when he loses track of the yellow Gremlin during a pursuit, and again later on when [[spoiler:the ruse is uncovered]].
* RefugeInAudacity: When Zack tries to buy beer.
-->'''Clerk:''' ID? You gotta be 19 to buy this stuff.\\
'''Zack:''' No problemo. [hands over ID]\\
'''Clerk:''' You were born in 1963?\\
'''Zack:''' Yeah.\\
'''Clerk:''' So that would make you?\\
'''Zack:''' 21.\\
'''Clerk:''' No. This is 1994. That would make you 31.\\
'''Trish:''' Wrong! If he was born in 1963, and he's 21, [[InsaneTrollLogic then it's 1984]]! Uh!
* SettingUpdate: Not so much this movie, but the 2006 movie ''Film/{{Accepted}}'' was pretty much ''Camp Nowhere'' set in college. Explained in [[http://www.acslater.com/2011/02/23/accepted-is-camp-nowhere/ this article]].
* SecretKeeper: [[spoiler: Celeste is pushed into this role when she drives by the camp and sees Mud (whom Dennis had told her was his son) partying with the other kids. She makes it quite clear that she's not happy about it.]]
* SpannerInTheWorks:
** Walter does some research and finds out that Mud and the others are planning to go to a non-existent camp. Walter tells Betty. Betty tells everyone else.
** Celeste starts dating Dennis and later finds out about the camp. However, [[AvertedTrope she doesn't tell anyone.]]
** At the end of the movie, [[spoiler:Polk shows up at ''precisely the wrong moment'' at the very end of TheCon, and he and Mud's dad stumble into the ruse right as the kids are toasting their victory. Had Polk shown up any later, the ruse could have been kept up.]]
* StageMom: Trish's mom.
* SummerCampy
* TeamMom / TeamDad: Gaby and Mud, respectively. They even mention it during the omelet scene.
* TeenageWasteland: The titular camp is the LighterAndSofter, pre-teen version. Dennis is the only adult around, and [[OneOfTheKids even then]]...
* ThirdActStupidity: [[spoiler:After having spent the entire movie managing to keep from getting busted, and after spending most of Parents' Day fooling the parents, the kids start celebrating their victory ''before'' the last group of parents has left. Had the kids paid ANY attention to their security monitors, they would have noticed Polk at the front gate. Things obviously [[FromBadToWorse get worse]] when Polk runs into Mud's dad.]]
* TokenRomance: Dennis/Celeste, Zack/Trish, Mud/Gaby.
* UnusualEuphemism: "Hey midget! [[WheresWaldo Find my Waldo]]!" [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "WHAT Waldo?"]]
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