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[[caption-width-right:214:[[Film/BonnieAndClyde Bonnie. Clyde.]] {{Dracula}}. [[Film/BartonFink Whattaya need, a roadmap?]]]]

->''"This is just too much weird for one day, baby!"''
-->-- ''Clyde''

A 2008 BMovie starring Creator/{{Troma}} alumni Creator/TiffanyShepis and Trent Haaga as the first two-thirds of the title. It is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. It's also better than it sounds.

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!! This film provides examples of:
* AxeCrazy: Bonnie seems just a LITTLE too happy slashing the throats of the hillbillies who ambushed her and Clyde.
** Clyde's not that far behind; see DontAsk.
* BittersweetEnding: [[spoiler:They've destroyed Dracula and killed Dr. Loveless, but Bonnie's still a vampire and Clyde has to bring her humans to feed on.]]
* BlowingARaspberry: Anabel to Dr. Loveless, [[spoiler:before she makes her escape]].
* BottomlessMagazines
* {{Chiaroscuro}}[=/=]HollywoodDarkness
* CloudCuckoolander[=/=]TheDitz: Anabel.
* DontAsk: Clyde shoots Henry's partner BECAUSE the two of them knew each other in Shreveport. Followed by a DoubleEntendre from Bonnie:
--> ''You sure this ain't the Fourth of July? Because that sure looked like fireworks to me.''
* EyeScream: Jake takes a bullet in the gut, ''then'' one in the eye socket, and he STILL doesn't die.
* FamilyBusiness: A TruthInTelevision example -- the director and ''three'' of the actors have the surname "Friend."
* FightDracula: ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin
* GoingCommando: Bonnie does this at one point to tease Clyde while he's driving - and he nearly has a head-on collision as a result.
* {{Gorn}}: Vampire fangs versus hot lead.
* GunsAkimbo
* HemoErotic: In Dracula's first on-screen attack, he bites a female victim in the nether regions. She does not appear to mind in the slightest.
* IDidWhatIHadToDo: [[spoiler:In the end, Clyde buys an apple from a pretty girl at roadside -- then kidnaps the girl for the vampirized Bonnie to feed on.]]
* ItWasADarkAndStormyNight: Our first glimpse of Dr. Loveless's mansion.
* MoreDakka: Wouldn't be a Bonnie and Clyde movie without a Thompson submachine gun.
* MsFanservice: Creator/TiffanyShepis. BathtubScene. You do the math.
* NameAndName: ...and Name.
* OhCrap: When the fake "Fuller Brush" saleswoman realizes just who got to the farmhouse before her and her partner.
** Clyde, when he realizes he's [[spoiler:walked into a house full of vampires...and {{Dracula}}.]]
* OutlawCouple: Bonnie and Clyde.
* TheRenfield: Anabel.
* ShockCollar: Dr. Loveless uses one to keep Anabel in line.
* ShotgunsAreJustBetter: Bonnie commandeers Clyde's scattergun for the climactic shootout.
* ShoutOut: To Film/TheElephantMan; for most of the movie, Dr. Loveless wears a sack over his head with one eye hole.
* StockingFiller: Bonnie. See also VictoriasSecretCompartment.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Dr. Loveless delivers one to Anabel.
** She, in turn, offers a ShutUpHannibal retort -- followed by a TakeThat when [[spoiler:he attempts to shock her...only to realize she's fastened her ShockCollar around ''his'' ankle.]]
* VictoriasSecretCompartment: Bonnie keeps a straight razor tucked in her stocking top.
* WeakenedByTheLight: Guess who?
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