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->''Somewhere, somewhere in the black night''
->''Shining eyes follow your stride...''
-->-- "Amsterdamned" by '''Lois Lane'''

'''''Amsterdamned''''' is a Dutch horror thriller movie from 1988 by Dick Maas (''The Lift'', ''Film/{{Flodder}}'').

The film is set in the eponymous (damned!) capital, where a SerialKiller wearing scuba gear is prowling in the city canals and uses them to get to his victims.

!! Amsterdam was damned by:

* AbsoluteCleavage: Laura's date wear.
* AbsurdlySpaciousSewer: Eric chases the killer into one.
%%* AloneWithThePsycho
* AnimalReactionShot: From a cat, during the raft attack.
* AnkleDrag: Happens to the second environmentalist.
* ArtisticLicenseGunSafety: Eric's daughter Anneke is introduced trying to scare him with his gun, which he just left lying around, apparently loaded.
* AteHisGun: [[spoiler:The killer, and a harpoon gun at that.]]
* AttemptedRape: A taxi driver tries to force the prostitute he's accompanying to perform oral sex on him. Unfortunately for him, she bites.
* {{Badass}}: Eric.
* BaldOfEvil: The killer.
* BigDamnHeroes: Eric and Vermeer arriving just as Laura is about to be dragged under by the killer.
* BloodIsSquickerInWater
* BloodSplatteredInnocents: The prostitute's body is hung from a bridge, and ends up entering a tour boat filled with (among others) young children and nuns.
* BowtiesAreCool: Willy.
* BusFullOfInnocents: Appear throughout the boat chase.
* ButtMonkey: Vermeer.
* CaliforniaDoubling The movie was actually filmed in Utrecht, another Dutch city with an abundance of canals.
* CarryABigStick: When she thinks he's the killer, Laura beats Martin with a boat oar.
* ChaseScene: Two; the first one has the police chasing a suspect on a motorcycle, and the second one has Eric chase the actual killer on boats they commandeer.
* TheCoroner: Sam.
* CoversAlwaysLie: One makes it look kind of like an alien invasion film.
* CrazyHomelessPeople: The bag lady.
* ADateWithRosiePalms: "He's in the john, I expect that he's masturbating."
* DaylightHorror: The raft victim and John's deaths.
* DisposableSexWorker: The first victim.
* DisturbedDoves: Or ducks, in this case.
* DrivenToSuicide: [[spoiler:The killer.]]
* TheDrunkenSailor: One of the victims.
%%* EightiesHair
* EpicFail: The main suspect tries to jump an opening bridge on his motorcycle, and fails rather badly.
%%* EveryoneIsASuspect
* EvilOverlooker
* EyeScream: "Her eyes were already fish food." There's also ''something'' wrong with one of the sailor victim's eye.
* FacialHorror: When the killer's face is finally revealed, it's pretty fucked up.
* FanDisservice: The prostitute's naked, mutilated body.
%%* FanServiceWithASmile
* FightScene: An underwater one, between John and the killer.
* FriendToPsychos: [[spoiler:Martin]], though rather unknowingly.
* GoodColorsEvilColors: The killer's gear is black, and he steals a black speedboat, while John's gear is yellow, and Eric chases after the killer's boat with a yellow one.
* GoodCopBadCop: Vermeer and Eric, respectively.
* GoryDiscretionShot: The killer [[spoiler:committing suicide]].
%%* GratuitousEnglish
%%* GrimyWater
* GrievousBottleyHarm: The main suspect lost his job when he attacked someone with a broken bottle in a drunken rage.
* GroinAttack: The taxi driver getting bit, and the raft victim getting knifed.
* HarpoonGun: Vermeer gets shot in the arm with one, while Eric sustains a shot to the shoulder a bit later. [[spoiler:The killer also commits suicide with one]].
%%* HazardousWater
* HopeSpot: The second environmentalist swims to shore and flags down a passing truck, but is dragged underwater before help can reach him.
* HostileWeather: It suddenly becomes stormy during the finale.
* IKnowKarate: "No reason to be afraid, I do judo."
* ImpendingDoomPOV: The opening.
* JerkAss: The taxi driver, and the suspect.
* KidDetective: Anneke and Willy.
%%* KnifeNut
* LittleMissSnarker: Anneke.
* LockAndLoadMontage: The killer gets one.
%%* MalevolentMaskedMen
* ManBitesMan: The first victim deals with the taxi driver trying to force her to perform fellatio on him via biting.
%%* MirrorScare
* MoeGreeneSpecial: Eric manages to shoot the killer right in the diving goggles.
* MrExposition: Martin.
%%* MurdererPOV
* NerdGlasses: Willy.
* NoNameGiven: Most of the victims, and the killer.
* ObstructiveBureaucrat: The mayor.
* OffWithHisHead: The first environmentalist's death.
* OnceIsNotEnough: Averted.
%%* OneWordTitle
* PeekABooCorpse: After his buddy disappears from their boat, the second environmentalist pulls in the anchor, and discovers his friend's head impaled on it. Later on, John is scared when a dead sailor pops out of a closet while he is exploring a sunken ship.
* PermaStubble: Eric.
%%* PerpSweating
* PieInTheFace: Eric stops a bakery robbery by handcuffing the robber, and slamming his face into a cake. It is evidently delicious.
* PipePain: While doing her own little investigation with Willy, Anneke grabs one.
* {{Portmantitle}}: Amsterdam + damned.
* RampJump: With boats!
* RedHerring: The most prominent one being [[spoiler:Martin]].
%%* SceneryPorn
* TheScourgeOfGod: The Salvationist died after stealing some money.
* ScreamDiscretionShot: The raft victim getting knifed between the legs.
* {{Seers}}: Willy claims to be one.
* SerratedBladeOfPain: "He used a similar instrument, but the knife was another type. One important difference is it had a serrated edge."
%%* SerialKiller
%%* ShirtlessScene: Eric.
* TheShrink: Martin.
* SlashedThroat: John's death.
* SpitefulSpit: While being interrogated, a suspect spits in Eric's face.
* SpookySeance: Held by Willy.
* StealingFromTheTill: A Salvationist pockets some of the donations she's collected.
* StrangerBehindTheMask: The killer is [[spoiler:a random ex-diver pissed off at society because he was disfigured in a toxic waste-related incident]].
* StuffBlowingUp: The killer crashes his own boat into another, resulting in a fiery explosion.
* TearsOfBlood: When the sailor's dead body is found, blood appears to be leaking from one of his eyes.
* UngratefulBastard: The bakery owner.
--> "You used excessive force, and you ruined my cake!"
%%* VaderBreath
* TheVoiceless: The killer.

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