->''"You know, we can sleep together if you want... the host only said [no] co-ed..."''
-->- '''Joshua''', right before the infamous "[[SexyDiscretionShot sleep]]" scene.

->''The following film may not be suitable for small children under the age of fourteen. Due to:\\
Gay images\\
Disturbing images\\
Violent action\\
Rough language\\
Bloody sections.''

A mysterious ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland'' FanFilm that's been appearing and vanishing on Website/{{Youtube}}, animated (or created?) by someone only known as "Hijotee", who admitted to taking drugs in a semi-related video.

The fic is odder than it sounds. Nine of the contestants from {{Canon}}[[note]]Cody, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, [=LeShawna=], Owen, Katie, Sadie, and Trent[[/note]] along with OriginalCharacter Joshua (who looks like Cody only with different colored hair and outfit) are put into five teams of two in a(n unnamed) reality show/summer camp hosted by Chris. They compete in challenges (which are usually some form of racing) for points. Nobody is eliminated, and the team to get up to three points wins.

However, one thing making it noticable is [[{{Shipping}} the main pairing]]. Cody is paired up with the original character (who disturbingly looks like him). Because of this, the film was torn between several hating flamers and people who just go "What, Cody isn't gay like that", to the point where eventually Hijotee got several accounts hacked and videos removed, and eventually (s)he got a defending fan club.

The fic can be found on YouTube by searching "hijotee total drama" or "hijotee william country", though other people or an alternate account of Hijotee will put up parts of it. They are usually uploaded out of chronological order and not all of the fic, so even then it's hard to follow. A person has [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRzomMLTzcE uploaded]] the first eighteen minutes in high quality; where Hijotee himself has confirmed that he will try to keep the video online as much as possible.

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!!Tropes:

* BleepDammit: The censorship in this is rather inconsistent. Sometimes words are bleeped, sometimes they aren't. Sometimes "sleep" scenes are shown, sometimes there's a cutaway. This is ''possibly'' lampshaded when a screen pops up saying that the film is unrated.
* BreakoutCharacter: Cody is the center of the plot, to the point where there are some people who don't even really speak.
* CrackFic: ''Literally''. The author -- or at least animator -- has admitted to taking drugs more than once.
* DeathIsCheap: Characters have lives in this world -- or something. Cody and Owen each die and there's a scene of them in a white void with a "continue" screen.
* DemotedToExtra: Everyone who isn't Cody, the OC Joshua, or Chris. Katie and Sadie don't even talk until near the final challenges, Owen only has a few lines, Gwen even fewer, Heather also does not have that many lines and only tries to be the villian '''once''', Duncan and Trent are mute and do not do anything plot related, [=LeShawna=] is also mute and only won a challenge, and the other campers either don't show up at all or are just reduced to cameos/small appearances.
* HalfHumanHybrid: Possibly an error, but in the video, Lindsay is seen at the begining of part three running with everyone else in the background (despite not being in the game), then ''grows wings and flys'' (hard to see, but still). Then, it turns out that she has ''tallons'' as feet.
* MindScrew: The film is uploaded out of order most of the time. The titles don't help: the beginning could be named "Total Drama [recent season name here] part 3" while a later part could be named "Total Drama [recent season name here] part 1". Or all could be "Total Drama [season] Episode 1 part 1". Not to mention all the bizarre sequences, such as a random playthrough of a ''GuitarHero'' clone.
* ObligatorySwearing[=/=]PrecisionFStrike: Owen ("I'm fat, I can't carry that shit!"), Chris ("...Just get to the ''[BLEEP]'' thenth challenge!"), and Cody ("I'm fucking Canadian!").
* OffModel: A few instances. One such is Trent in the mine cart challenge, where he doesn't have any hands through out most of it.
* PairTheSpares: Every team (except Katie and Sadie, along with possibly Owen and Gwen) appears to be in a [[LoveAtFirstSight relationship]]. ''Especially'' Trent and [=LeShawna=], even though they were never seen talking.
* PaletteSwap: Joshua is one of Cody, and a color swapped Lindsay comes out of Cody's house at the beginning to say goodbye.
* PlotHole: Cody says he's from "L.A.", but later a word bubble says he's "[[ObligatorySwearing fucking]] canadian."
* TheQuietOne: Trent, Leshawna, and Sadie.
* SamusIsAGirl: Hijotee, apperently, who was actually the '''animator''' while the fic was writen and voiced by two friends. However, either they all take drugs or said friends easily let Hijotee's BigLippedAlligatorMoment[=s=] slip by, or Hijotee was making it up.
* SeriousBusiness: People actually hated how Cody was with another guy, and this was probably the biggest reason for the hatedom. Ironic, given that in this fandom the most popular Cody pairing is with a guy.
* SexyDiscretionShot: Played straight the first time Cody and Joshua sleep, but then averted.
* ShipTease: See screw yourself, and this:
--> Owen: I'm going to be with this really hot chick (Gwen).
* SoundEffectBleep: Oddly used and averted in various places in the film. The bleeps are near the end, for some reason, even after the fan film gave a message that it was unrated.
* TakeOurWordForIt: Nearly ''everything'' about this film, unless we have the whole thing in a way that it's not vanishing all the time.
* {{Understatement}}: Chris says that the first challenge (canoe racing) is a "little intense" as in: starting out be a water fall and racing up stream.

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