->''"The potatoes! Of all the people I forgot to invite to the wedding, I forget to bring the potatoes!"''
--> --'''Ness''', making no sense. Par for the course.

''What Goes On'' is a ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' fanfiction by The Great Chicken Miasma. After a long period of not being updated since early 2009. The story was [[CueTheFlyingPigs recently updated]]. It can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4131256/1/What_Goes_On here]].

The story begins with Marth trying to create a stage using the Stage Builder mode. Wanting to play, [[JerkAss Ness]], [[CloudCuckooLander Kirby]], [[MagnificentBastard Pikachu]], [[CampGay Lucas]], [[TooDumbToLive Popo]] and [[OnlySaneMan Nana]] nag Marth to let them have their turn. Throwing his controller at them in frustration, Marth accidentally kills the Smashers' beloved Wii, [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage Schlemiel]]. Realizing right away that they can't tell anyone about this untimely death, the group decides that it's up to them (sans Marth, who abandons the scene) to bury Schlemiel. No sooner have they buried him than Ness decides that they must try to bring Schlemiel back from the dead. A ritual is hastily done, and something strange happens to Lucas. The next day he's vomiting black goo, speaking gibberish, and has renamed himself Ryuukash. That's the ''least'' weird thing that happens afterwards.

Fairly quickly, it becomes apparent that nobody has noticed --or cares-- that Schlemiel is gone. The story shifts focus to the friendship between Ness and Lucas, which is strained by Lucas' StalkerWithACrush tendencies, which creep Ness out. Basically, it's the story of a bunch of loonies living with an even larger group of loonies who find a bunch of random stuff happening to their clique. This includes, but is not limited to: repeated attacks from Porky Minch, multiple contests held by Master Hand and Crazy Hand, and as mentioned before, Ness trying to get some breathing space from Lucas.

It's somewhat a crack fic, so avoid if it's not your style. And the authoress clearly loves the Ness/Lucas pairing, so if that's not your thing either, stay away. But it has a good number of genuinely funny moments. Definitely worth a read-through.

The same author also made Fanfic/BetterOffAlone, so check it out as well.

!!This Fanfic provides examples of:

* AccidentalKiss: Where Ness and Lucas' issues start.
* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: Sandbag. Inanimate object you hit to get items, or smack-talking JerkAss who insults you to make you hit it harder?
* AuthorAppeal: This girl loves her Ness and Lucas.
* BerserkButton: By all that is holy, '''DON'T MESS UP LUCAS' HAIR.'''
* BrainwashedAndCrazy: Everyone except Lucas gets a case of this due to being forced to listen to [[MundaneMadeAwesome Porky's pirate radio station]].
* BreakTheCutie: Lucas does ''unspeakable'' things to Toon Link when he feels like he's cramping him and Ness' style. That doesn't stop TL from joining the group eventually though.
* ChekhovsGun: Ness would have died by Nesskiller's if it weren't for [[spoiler: the evil cookies he got in the previous story.]]
* ClingyJealousGirl: Lucas and [[spoiler: later Ness during Subspace Emissary week.]]
* CloudCuckooland: YES.
* CrackFic: While it has a plot, everyone constantly forgets about the broken Wii and is preoccupied by more random stuff.
* DisasterDominoes: Chapter 5. Just Chapter 5 full stop. And all because Lucas was choking on a donut.
* DrivenToSuicide: Ness almost does this when everyone but Lucas (not that it helps) has become Porky loving zombies.
* {{Earworm}}: Porky tortures everyone in the Smash Mansion by planting the Pig King statue on the front lawn and having it blare his theme constantly. Needless to say, it gets on everyone's nerves.
* EvilTastesGood: The Dark Side has evil cookies.
* FiveManBand
** TheHero: Ness
** TheLancer: Pikachu
** [[TheSmartGuy The Smart Girl]]: Nana, mainly to highlight Popo's stupidity
** TheBigGuy: Kirby, and possibly Popo
** TheChick: Lucas
** TheSixthRanger: Toon Link
* GratuitousSpanish: The Ultimate Chimera, aka Seņor Shnugglebutt Fluffykins, speaks random Spanish.
* HoYay: Between Ness and Lucas, but it's one-sided toward Ness. [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Red]] also acts this way toward Lucas (who ironically does not return the feelings).
* ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated: Happens to Ness in one chapter.
* OnlySaneMan: Nana and Toon Link share this role within the main group. In the Smashers at large, it seems to be Lucario.
* RunningGag: Popo repeatedly suggesting they do a ritual to revive Schlemiel.... even though they tried it in the fist chapter with [[GoneHorriblyWrong Lucas getting possessed]].
* ShoutOut: Several, mainly to whatever Internet meme seems to be most popular at the time the chapter was written.
* TakeThat: Usually affectionate.
* TooDumbToLive: Popo
* WhatTheHellHero: Ness calls everyone out on this after they do nothing to attempt to save him from Rayquaza.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever: Porky doesn't seem to have a problem with it, but everyone else can clearly see that it's not a great state to be in. And the only reason he bugs them is because he's bored, a major complication of this trope.
* YiddishAsASecondLanguage: They named their Wii Schlemiel. That tells you something.