[=UrfBowd=]: My Verson (changed to [=EarthBound=] My Version) is an ''Videogame/EarthBound1994'' {{Troll Fic}} ([[PoesLaw possibly]]), spanning eighteen chapters and last updated on February 21, 2012. It was written by [=DarkAngus=] (aka notchristopher11, aka Angus) and can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7675651/1/bUrfBowd_b_My_Verson here]], but ''dare'' you click that link? [=UrfBowd=] is a rather disturbing fanfiction filled to the brim with sex, cannabalism, and tons of {{Alternate Character Interpretation}}.

The story is told by Ness, and is [[BlatantLies an exact retelling]] of ''[=EarthBound=]'', with Ness being a murderous cannibal sex addict, as well as his companions. Traveling the world of the original ''[=EarthBound=]'', they meet some of the same characters, with some of them becoming main characters instead of [=NPCs=].

The last chapter was rewritten by the author's ex-editor Reid Wright (before he was fired), and was a serious improvement upon the rest of the fanfic. Sadly, it was not the author's original ending and was edited greatly by Mr. Wright. The author posted the "real" ending after Reid Wright was fired.

On March 25, 2012, [=DarkAngus=] began writing an UpdatedRerelease named ''[=EarthBound=]: My Version COMPLETE REDUX'', which is a lot longer, better spelled, and even more offensive than the original. It can be read [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7954744/1/EarthBound-My-Version-COMPLETE-REDUX here]].

!!"[=UrfBowd: My Verson=]" provides examples of:
* AbusiveParents: Pokey and Picky's parents, to the point where the dad [[spoiler:kills them, and then [[ImAHumanitarian eats their corspes]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor without any salt]].]]
* AdaptationExpansion: Redux is this to the original, with more detail and extra scenes added to the plotline. For reference, the original spanned 11,423 words, while Redux is 24,292 words long.
* AllJustADream: [[spoiler:The story ends this way. At least, in the editor's ending.]]
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: In chapter 8, the Eagleland army wants Ness dead for killing a lot of people, destroying both Onett and Fourside, and being naked in public.
* AscendedExtra
** Master Belch, a vomit-esque boss from the original game, is turned into the hot woman Mistress Belch, and she joins the "heroes".
** Venus, a singer who gives Ness some assistance in the original game, is now a stripper who joins the "heroes" party.
* AuthorAvatar: At times, it is said that a character named Angus is with the team. He also seems to replace Ness at some points. His presence in the story is [[NegativeContinuity inconsistent at best]].
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: The story goes out of it's way to remind us that Ness has an extremely large penis, and it's said this makes him extremely [[SexGod good at sex]].
* CrossOver: [[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]] appears in chapter seven [[spoiler:And is promptly raped, killed, and has his heart eaten.]]
* DarkerAndEdgier: Ness is an unstoppable Satanic murder machine who eats humans and animals and drinks blood. And that's ''only the start''.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: So I rode mai biek into a cave dat took me ove rto [[DramaticEllipsis ... ... ... ...]] A HUGE METAL PENCIL! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment IT WAS GIANT AND BIG AND HUGE AND MADE OF METAL!]]
* DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale: In Redux, it's revealed that in Ness' backstory, he was raped by a pair of bisexual satanist girls, which is said to be okay, because they were girls.
%% * DramaticEllipsis
%% * EldritchAbomination: Hawt Giygas and [[spoiler:Dark'Ness]].
%% * EverybodyHasLotsOfSex
* GenderFlip: Master Belch and Giygas, who have become Mistress Belch and Hawt Giygas, respectively.
%% * HotterAndSexier
%%* ImAHumanitarian: The majority of the "heroic" cast, as well as others.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Ness’ full name in both versions, with the original having Murderer and Peoplekiller as middle names, while the Redux gives him middle names including Humankiller, Bloodshed, People Eater, and Satan. In both variations, Lucifer is one of the middle names as well.
* OnceAnEpisode:
** Every chapter begins with "OK, so..."
** Ness uses an overly-powerful PSI Attack.
* OneWingedAngel: Frank has one and he turns into [[spoiler: Pinkie Pie from WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic]]
* OverlyLongName: Ness has a severely long full name in both versions of the story.
** In the original, he’s named Ness Cain [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Murderer]] [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII Xemnas]] Lucifur Asmo'Deus [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]] Sunset Peoplekiller Creator/{{Nintendo}} Jr.
** In Redux, Ness' name becomes Ness Humankiller Bloodshed People Eater Angus Lucifer Satan Bowser Xemnas Nintendofucker Jr.
** Redux also gives Paula one in the form of Paula Lesbian Eeater Asslicker Sexlover Existencekiller Boobies [[RepetitiveName Lesbian]] [[Franchise/AceAttorney Edgeworth]] Earth'bound Dicksucker Polestar.
%% * PhysicalGod: Dark!Ness, Paula, Hawt Giygas, Venus, Mistress Belch, and Poo.
* ShoutOut:
** Many words' spellings are similar to the ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' spellings, such as "passively" instead of "passionately" and use of the adjective "sexily".
** Also, [[Fanfic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen "mancarrot"]]
%%* TakeThat: Against [[Radio/GlennBeck Glen bek]] and WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic.
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