'''Urban Eds''' is an ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' TrollFic written by Yunaman. It is famous for its strange plot, overly-detailed sex scenes, and even stranger ending. The plot of the story is that the Eds, now a few years older, are in the city and they have heard that Nazz has since become a whore who gives blowjobs at a local club. They go to said club to get blowjobs from her, and then [[spoiler:her pacemaker blows up, killing everyone in the city.]]

It can be read [[https://pastebin.com/gN0KzRRh here]].

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%%* {{Bouncer}}: Johnny 2x4 is one.
* CostumePorn: It is very reminiscent of ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' in its descriptions of the clothes the Eds are wearing.
* EverybodyDiesEnding: [[spoiler:Nazz's pacemaker destroys the entire city, killing everyone.]]
%%* FantasticDrug: The "Blue Cauchemar"
* {{Gorn}}: Nazz castrates Double D for no reason whatsoever.
* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: The Blue Cauchemar causes Eddy to foam at the mouth, convulse, and cough up chunks of blood and his own liver. Besides being a little dizzy, he's perfectly fine after all of this.
* [[UnconventionalSmoothie Unconventional Cocktail]]: The Blue Cauchemar is made out of vodka, jin, Budweiser, processed cocaine, hallucinogenic mushrooms, bleach, hydrogen peroxide, a tullip, strawberries, chunks of horse meat, anti-freeze, sugar and volcanic dust.
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