A ''MahouSenseiNegima'' fanfiction story with several MegaCrossover elements, written by Tropers/OverMaster and proofread and polished by ShadowCrystalMage. The story retells the events of the original Negima manga (with a few added elements from the animated adaptations), while adding a notable number of characters and plot points from several other series.

The main noticeable divergence from canon at the beginning is the fact Negi is assigned to live with [[{{Tsundere}} Chisame]] and [[MadScientist Hakase]] instead of Asuna and Konoka.

The story can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6228161/1/Unequally_Rational_and_Emotional here]]. A nearly identical version of the earlier chapters, but somewhat rougher and less edited, can be found at [[http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=334192 this forum]] Forty-eight chapters (including a Prologue and three {{Omake}} episodes) have been written so far (and over one million words, to boot).

[[Characters/UnequallyRationalAndEmotional Character Sheet]] currently under construction.

Please add Tropes as you see them.

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!!This fanfic provides examples of:

* AbnormalAmmo: Porn bullets.
--> '''Nekane:''' "Porn bullets?"
--> '''Deadpool:''' "Don't ask."
* AcademyOfAdventure: Mahora, of course, but other schools mentioned in the fanfic are implied to be this too.
* AccidentalKiss: Negi and [[spoiler: Suzushiro Haruka. It causes his seventh Pactio]].
* ActorAllusion: When 2814 Asuna and Chisame go under secret identities, they call themselves Creator/AkemiKanda and Yumi Shimura, just like their voice actresses.
* AdaptationalBadass: Plenty. Chisame and Misora find their pactios a good deal more useful than their canon selves. Misa, Hakase, and [[spoiler: Sakurako]] get pactios that they never received in canon. Other Negima characters such as [[spoiler: [[Manga/CardcaptorSakura Card Captor Nodoka]] and [[Manga/SailorMoon Sailor Mercury Akira]] ]] get MagicalGirl powers from other universes. Characters from other universes, such as [[spoiler: [[MaiHime Haruka]] and [[SayonaraZetsubouSensei Ai]] ]] get pactios. There are even characters from non-Negima universes getting powers from different non-Negima universes.
* ADateWithRosiePalms: [[spoiler:Setsuna]], to a poster of [[spoiler:Konoka in a bikini.]]
** Hakase also indulges into this in an early chapter.
* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: "clashed continuously in a cacophonous cadence of complex kata and competent coordination."
* AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle: The ''Sailor V Says'' segments. PlayedForLaughs.
* AnythingThatMoves: Haruna, and [[spoiler:Negi, while asleep.]]
* ArmorPiercingQuestion: From 2814 Nodoka to Kotaro, who says that love makes you weak:
--> "Is your mother weak for loving you?"
* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: In-universe, HarleyQuinn when trying to speak Japanese.
* AttackItsWeakPoint: Misa in the fight against [[spoiler:Chachamaru. She goes for the eyes.]]
* BadassBoast:
--> '''Matoi:''' "You cannot stand in the way of love! Love might be patient, love might be kind, love might not envy, boast, or be proud, it might not dishonor others, be self-seeking, easily angered, keep no record of wrongs, it might not delight in evil but rejoice with the truth, but it always protects! Always trusts! Always hopes! Always perseveres! Love never fails! When every star in the heavens grows cold, and when silence lies once more on the face of the deep, three things will endure! ''Faith! Hope! And '''''Love!''''' And the greatest of these is'' '''''Love!'''''"
** Tsukuyomi later says the same speech almost exactly word for word.
* BadassNormal: From a purely mage-rating of 'normal', Nekane. She kept up with ''Deadpool''! Then again, she IS a Springfield...
* BarbieDollAnatomy: Seen when [[spoiler: Negi, Chisame and Hakase walk into Evangeline's memories]].
* BatmanGambit: Haruna's father sent her to an all girl school when he found out she was homosexual. He did this in hopes of making her straight or at the very least bi. She laughed at his weird logic. [[spoiler:Haruna now has a boyfriend]]
* BedlamHouse: Arkham Asylum, as usual.
* BigDamnHeroes: ''[[SayonaraZetsubouSensei Itoshiki Nozomu]]''. Seriously. It has to be seen to be disbelieved...
** Haruna attempts this in Chapter 22[[spoiler: and ''[[HeroicSacrifice nearly pulls it off]]'']].
* BiggusDickus: Haruna [[spoiler:defeats [[ToLoveRu Yami]] with a giant phallus]]. ItMakesSenseInContext.
* BilingualBonus: All the Spanish in the story actually makes sense. Justified, in that [[RealLifeWritesThePlot the primary writer]] is from [[UnreliableNarrator Venezuela (allegedly)]].
** SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker also speaks a variety of languages, such as German and Filipino.
* BiTheWay: Satomi and Chisame, judging by the former's sleep-mumblings and some of our peeks into the latter's thoughts.
* BlatantLies: "This won't be a fully fledged crossover at all." (Though possibly unintentional)
** WordOfGod: It wasn't intended to be that way at first.
* BodyguardCrush: Setsuna's crush on Konoka lives on.
** Matoi has shades of this with Chisame as of chapter 38, though she might also count as an inversion: she got the crush first, then started acting like a bodyguard after.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Usually content with merely [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall leaning on it]], but the scene at the movie theater definitely falls into this.
** Other characters will also comment about how they are no longer the protagonists, and complain about the protagonists getting all the attention.
** Fuuka at one point comments how the fic has too many characters.
* BreastExpansion: Used by Negi [[spoiler: to defeat Takane.]] It MakesSenseInContext.
* BrickJoke: At the end of [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6228161/22/Unequally_Rational_and_Emotional Chapter 22]], Negi realizes ''very'' belatedly he's the only teacher who didn't get an end-of-term bonus. Chisame tells him to go back to sleep.
* ButtMonkey: Chamo, although Chisame also has her moments. Itoshiki too.
* CardboardPrison: Again, Arkham, lampshaded in the ChristmasSpecial.
* CallingYourAttacks: spoofed by Akira, who goes throug a whole string of water-sounding magical attacks before getting the right one.
--> '''Akira:''' "MERCURY WAVE! HEAVY RAIN! VERY BIG STORM! [[SuperFriends FORM OF A WATER BUCKET]]! TSUNAMI! HYDRO-PUMP! DROWN, YOU EVIL THING! Ummm... BUBBLES! DEADLY BUBBLES! ROLLING BUBBLES! MERCURY BUBBLES!" (finally gets it right)
** HarleyQuinn fails at it repeatedly, possibly because the one she's trying to use isn't hers.
* CasualDangerDialogue: happens all the time. Culminates in [[spoiler:the battle against Eva]], where Misa takes the time to comment about how every other thing [[spoiler:Eva]] says is a sexual innuendo... while being chased.
* {{Catchphrase}}: Nozomu, of course, has his "Despair! X has left me in despair!", but lately everyone has been using some variation of it.
--> '''Chisame to Negi after [[spoiler:fighting Eva]]:''' "What if you had died?-! We'd have been in despair! Your death would have left us in despair!"
--> '''Itoshiki:''' "And those are my catchphrases..."
** Played with at the end of the dodgeball game, where he actually praises his class for losing, resulting in him for once NOT being in despair...
--> "DESPAIR! LACK OF DESPAIR WOULD DRIVE ME TO DESPAIR!"
* CharacterDevelopment: WordOfGod notes that this will happen to SayonaraZetsubouSensei characters, unlike their canon selves.
* ChristmasEpisode: Slightly out of the blue, as previous chapters had no mention of the season...
* ClothingDamage: evoked by Samura Mei during the first part of Misa's training.
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: Harumi keeps members of the manga club in line by threatening to have them make doujin of ShadowCrystalMage [[CrackFic fics]]...
* CovertPervert: Shiho, if her mutters in dreams are any indication. Hakase too.
* CrapsackWorld: it's subtle, but you have LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya sharing the same breathing space as PowerPuffGirlsZ, Magneto in the same world as Superman, Chisame's other option for schools was [[RevolutionaryGirlUtena Ohtori Academy]], [[Manga/AhMyGoddess Belldandy]] is currently doing a [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Lilith impression]] at the [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Western Air Temple]] under the care of [[Anime/ElHazardTheMagnificentWorld Afura Mann]], [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight the Great Grail is located somewhere in the vicinity of Mahora and is apparently active]], the only ones who seem aware of Kosmo Entelekhia are supervillains, Kinomoto Sakura is in Mahora, and ITOSHIKI NOZOMU can use magic. If it's not a crapsack world, it's one bad sneeze away from ending up like that. Every iteration of the timeline previous to this is implied by Chao to be as bad or WORSE! That's not even getting into the ORIGINAL timeline she came from, where apparently everyone died [[FromBadToWorse when Averruncus 4 to 6 showed up...]]
** The ''Decadent Habits'' world visited by [[spoiler: Yuuna]] in Lesson 26 comes off as this for her. And for good personal reasons.
* CrazyPrepared: subverted. During the blackout, Itoshiki makes notes as to improvements to be made for next blackout, such as issuing the teachers flare guns in case of emergency such as, say, getting attacked by the local vampire when all the phones are out.
* {{Crossover}}: of Negima and other anime series, obviously, but recently the series has crossed over with fellow Negima fanfics ''Decadent Habits'', ''Fanfic/MahouSenseiAnya'', ''Fanfic/NerimaMagistraNellyMagi'', and ''Fanfic/TakamachiNanohaOf2814''. [[WordOfGod Word of various gods]]- literally, in ShadowCrystalMage[='s=] [[Pantheon/{{Craft}} case]]- says that these crossovers are all canon to their respective fanfics.
* CurbStompBattle: Yet again, 2814!Negi makes Quartum his bitch.
* DarkMagicalGirl: [[spoiler: HarleyQuinn and Poison Ivy are Sailor Uranus and Neptune, respectively.]]
* DarkerAndEdgier: For some characters and subplots.
* DeathByAdaptation: [[spoiler: [[Manga/SailorMoon Kino Makoto and Meioh Setsuna]], [[RanmaOneHalf Happosai, Saotome Nodoka and Tendo Soun]], WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck ([[VisualNovel/FateStayNight although he came back as a Servant]]), and ZAZIE RAINYDAY!!! ]] Even before the plot starts!
** Also [[TheIncredibleHulk Bruce Banner]], although that particular case has no effect on the plot.
* DemotedToExtra: Several characters who once were protagonists of their own series are now, naturally, reduced to cameos or secondary roles.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment:
--> "Ewww…" Chisame 'ewww'ed.
* DoesNotLikeShoes: Cocone's tendency for this is actually made the subject of a quick gag in the Christmas chapter.
** Also, Kuchiki Rukia.
* DoorStopper: Including all the omakes, interludes, and other miscellany, this story currently weighs in at over one million words, making it the longest Negima story on Fanfiction.net by far.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: [[Manga/BlackLagoon Leigharch]] and [[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Yukari-sensei.]]
* DudeWheresMyRespect: Negi beats Evangeline... and no one seems to notice. Even WITH Itoshiki there to serve as a witness.
* DyingDeclarationOfLove: [[spoiler: Yue]] to [[spoiler: Nodoka]] at Library Island. Luckily, [[spoiler: Yue]] didn't die. Unfortunately, [[spoiler: Nodoka]] wasn't there to hear the declaration.
* [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even Crazy Has Standards]]: As crazy as everyone finds themselves being (Even classes 2-A and 2-F), they all take great comfort in knowing that they're not likely to sink as low as [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya "that Suzumiya weirdo"]].
** 2-F is proud of the fact that, class full of monsters that they are, they're not "[[{{Shotacon}} disgusting pedophile perverts]]" like 2-A.
*** Sorry, pedophile perverts and an old-man chaser.
** Everyone, even [[FriendToAllLivingThings Satsuki]] is disgusted at the revelation that Matoi once [[strike:stalked]]dated a [[ShadowCrystalMage Fanfic Writer]].
** Chigusa takes good care of the sexually innocent Sextum not getting to listen to Tsukuyomi's disturbing backstory.
* EvilCounterpart: Arkham Asylum is implied to be Mahora's. Really.
* EvilLaugh: SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker and [[spoiler: Quartum]] engage in a duet of this right after the later is revived.
* EyeScream: for hurting [[spoiler:[[WillTheyOrWontThey her almost-maybe girlfriend]]]] Sakurako, Hakase threatens to skull-fuck 2-F with an extra large vibrator she made herself.
** Also, at one point, [[spoiler: Misa actually sinks her needles down Chachamaru's eyesockets.]]
* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: Assuming that we should take all the omakes, references and crossovers seriously, Chao has been trying this at least 666666 times, often leading to vastly different results, yet she still hasn’t acheived her objective. Also, she’s still aging (though obviously at an incredibly slow rate), making it impossible for her to keep trying forever, even if it weren’t for the fact that she’s threatening the multiverse and practically everyone with time-travel knowledge up to The Joker are trying to stop her.
* {{Fanservice}}
* FantasyKitchenSink: Negima mixed with... well, everything from the {{DCU}}, {{Marvel}}, SayonaraZetsubouSensei, Evangelion and the bloody {{Nasuverse}}...
* FiveBadBand: The Kyoto Group.
** TheBigBad: Chigusa.
** TheDragon: Sextum.
** TheEvilGenius: Mad Hatter.
** TheBrute: Kotaro.
** The DarkChick: Homura.
* FullFrontalAssault: 2814Kuro to Unequally!Tsukuyomi.
* FunSize: Asakura Ryoko is currently reduced to her miniature chibi form from ''The Melancholy of Haruhi-chan'' after Nagato destroyed her for trying to kill [[strike:god]] Kyon. The only reason Nagate hasn't destroyed her completely is because Ryoko has apparently made herself [[CutenessOverload too cute to be destroyed]].
--> '''Nagato:''' "Unfortunately, it is equipped with high-level moe anti-destruction countermeasures that I have been unable to overcome, so I have not been able to fully delete her yet."
* FutureBadass: Thanks to the [[FateStayNight Grail War]]. In addition to the canonical [[spoiler:Archer]], it's all but outright stated that Temptress is a future version of [[spoiler:Chisame]].
* GratuitousForeignLanguage: So far, Spanish, German and Filipino have made an appearance, on top of the Latin originally seen in Negima.
* GeniusBruiser: [[spoiler:Hakase's pactio seems to be steering her toward this.]]
* GenreSavvy: It's Chisame after all, plus the fic is writen by someone who hangs out at this site, and assisted by ShadowCrystalMage.
** WrongGenreSavvy: In [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6228161/23/Unequally_Rational_and_Emotional Chapter 23]], Asuna puts together the fact that [[MagicalGirl Chisame has a nude transformation sequence, a wand and uses magic...]] and comes to the conclusion she is a [[LaBlueGirl Sex Ninja]].
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: How [[spoiler:Two-Face]] is able to escape Arkham on Christmas Eve. Metatextually, the author of this fic mentions that the chapter with [[spoiler:Sakurako and Hakase]] kissing was the one that got the most reviews.
* GoofyPrintUnderwear: Negi wears ''WesternAnimation/BobTheBuilder'' boxers.
* GrievousHarmWithABody: [[spoiler: Sailor Neptune, aka Poison Ivy]] and a MonsterOfTheWeek pummel each other using Batman villain Amygdala as a blunt instrument.
* HadakaApron: Satomi, at the advice of Haruna. Recently, also Homura and Matoi.
* HardworkMontage
* HeroicSacrifice: [[spoiler: Arika, to save the lives of baby Negi and a very young Lina Inverse.]]
* HetIsEw: In-universe example. Haruna and [[SayonaraZetsubouSensei Harumi's]] take on fictional works, although Haruna is okay with any kind of coupling in real life.
* HistoricalInJoke: the [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Witch]] Gertrud is implied to have been the wife of Napoleon.
* HotterAndSexier
* HowDoIShotWeb: Akira after [[spoiler:becoming [[Manga/SailorMoon Sailor Mercury]]]].
* IAmAHumanitarian: Killer Croc.
* {{Immortality}}: Itoshiki can only die of old age.
* ImplacableMan: [[ComicBook/{{X-Men}} Sabretooth]], lampshaded by Natsumi.
* InformedAbility: Matoi supposedly has a plethora of skills she's picked up by stalking people. So far, we've only seen a few: Dodgeball playing, and photography.
** In more recent chapters give her lock picking, disabling Eva's dolls "ninja style", love powered super strength and hacking. Interestingly enough, when Eva calls her useless, Matoi can't think of any counter argument
** She also has ninja skills, allowing her to JUMP FROM ONE MOVING TRAIN TO ANOTHER off-screen.
* InnocentFanserviceGirl: Satomi. Doesn't realize why cooking Valentine's Day breakfast while wearing her glasses, an apron, [[HadakaApron and nothing else]] got such a reaction from Chisame and Negi.
* InsaneTrollLogic: [[Manga/SailorMoon Aino Minako]] trying to deduce Batgirl's identity.
* InterspeciesRomance: [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Boo-sensei]] and [[LaBlueGirl Mido-sensei ]]. Yes, no joke.
* IntimateHealing: Mana performs the Nude Body Warmth variety to prevent Negi and Shiho from falling ill during a rainstorm at the woods.
* JigsawPuzzlePlot: Let's just say having a ''lot'' of subplots going on at the same time might leave a few readers confused.
* LampshadeHanging: Lots and lots of it.
** Chisame comments about how unreasonable many people's actions are. She also comments how racist revenge vows as practiced by [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Uchiha Sasuke]] and Franchise/{{Batman}} are...
** The Dodgeball game has everyone commenting about how they're breaking all sorts of rules.
** SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker cheerfully lampshades anything he can get away with. Him being the Joker, that's everything.
* LargeHam: Evangeline and Itoshiki. The two even have a ham-off at one point.
* LetsYouAndHimFight
* LighterAndSofter: While some characters and plotlines go the opposite way, the characters adopted from ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' and ''Manga/BlackLagoon'', amongst others, find themselves in this kind of setting.
* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: The cast of Negima, PLUS many more.
* LogicBomb: Chachamaru drops one on a Golem at Library Island in Lesson 23 and it was funny.
* LoveDodecahedron: Keeps getting bigger and more complex with each chapter, thanks in no small part to all the rampant ShipTease.
* LovePotion: Riddle me this, riddle me that - how hilarious can things get when it's [[spoiler:''Chisame'']] that everyone falls in love with?
** Very:
--> '''Negi:''' "[[spoiler:Chisame]], come back! I need to give you some ''anatomy lessons''..."
* MassOhCrap: The crowd gathered to watch the Cinema Village fights in Kyoto has this reaction when they realize that the [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker Joker]] "cosplayer" is actually the real deal.
* {{Meido}}: Ayaka's Maid team, including [[KamenNoMaidGuy Fubuki]], [[Manga/BlackLagoon Roberta and Fabiola]], [[LightNovel/ZeroNoTsukaima Siesta]] and [[Manga/AiYoriAoshi Taeko]].
* MonsterOfTheWeek: Used in some chapters.
* MyBelovedSmother: [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Homura]] to Makie.
* NakedPeopleAreFunny: The universe seems to waste no chance to strip Chisame down. It remains to be seen yet if Takane will outdo her in that regard when she enters the picture.
** Takane has just been stripped for the first time in Lesson 29.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Chao doesn't know she has inadvertently poised the world at the brink of utter temporal annihilation. It's so bad '''''[[{{Slayers}} Xellos]] and SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''''' are trying to stop her, in their own twisted little way...
* NoodleIncident / NoodleImplements: In Chapter 17, Negi wakes up sandwiched between Satomi and Chisame. He's quick to remind himself that "things like this never happened at Merdiana."
--> No, wait, it happened there too, he told himself, remembering the incident with Anya, the dishwasher, and the garden hose. Not to mention the infamous event involving him, Anya, Nekane, that toaster, and a huge jar of butter. It had taken them one week to explain it to everyone, and three more to get [[DirtyOldMan Cha]][[WeaselMascot mo]] to stop laughing.
** Matoi's skills, which she learned via stalking, are either this or [[ChekhovsSkill Chekhov's Skills]].
* NowOrNeverKiss: [[spoiler: Chisame with Negi while falling down Library Island]].
* ObliviousYoungerSibling: of a sort. Negi is completely clueless as to all the sexual tension and innuendo flying around him. This does not apply to swearing, however, even if it's in [[BilingualBonus Spanish]].
* OlderThanTheyLook / YoungerThanTheyLook: Chronologically, Chao is [[UpToEleven negative 100 at most]], she’s passing for a fourteen year old and mentally, she’s much older. Assuming that we should take all the omakes, references and crossovers seriously, she is mentally [[UpToEleven over a million]].
* {{Omake}}: has a lot of them, which are used to either flesh out the setting or show how the characters are changed from their canon selves by the reiterations.
* [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Woman]]: [[BlatantLies Chisame, of course, considers herself this...]]
** WordOfGod says the only two actually sane people in the ''Unequally'' world are Madoka and [[MaiHime Tate Yuuichi.]] The latter has only gotten three lines of dialogue so far.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: after receiving an ultimatum to have all 2-A pass or else, Negi is so depressed that Itoshiki-sensei is actually happy in comparison. [[EmbarrassingNickname Pink Supervisor]] finds the experience disturbing.
--> It didn't feel right at all. It was like someone had stuck the 110 volt universe into the 220 volt socket. He looked around nervously, afraid he'd suddenly start sexually attracting geriatrics.
* {{Otaku}}: [[Anime/CodeGeass Nina Einstein]], in a radical departure from her canon self.
* OurMermaidsAreDifferent
* ParentalIncest: [[spoiler: Haruna indicates that she loves [[RanmaOneHalf her father]] ("... yes, in THAT way!") and tells her mother that she'll only have a mother-daughter threesome with her and [[ToLoveRu her new boyfriend]] if she goes all the way...]]
** [[spoiler: Inspired by what she's seen of a certain other world, [[LyricalNanoha Lindy Harlaown]] decides that she and her son Chrono need to be a little bit closer ...]]
* PilotEpisode: [[IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming Chapter 30/Lesson 26]] is the first written appearance of Tropers/OverMaster's Magical Girl Gotham Supervillains AU world, which he's been trying to develop into a story.
* PinballProjectile: Yue does this with empty juice pouches.
* PosthumousCharacter: See DeathByAdaptation.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: Kurosaki Ichigo uses a parody variation in the first ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' crossover chapter.
** Also 2814!Asuna's attack on the Witch Gertrud.
* PuppyLove: Invoked by Haruna during the Christmas chapter.
** In recent chapters, Quartum VEHEMENTLY denies he and Hoshino Ruri will end up like this. SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker [[BreakingTheFourthWall just winks at the audience]]. Make of that what you will.
* RageAgainstTheHeavens: Sorta. The Christmas Chapter shows that [[IronWoobie Evangeline]] has become [[RageAgainstTheHeavens openly hostile to God and Jesus]] due to what They "allowed" to happen to her and all the suffering connected to that:
-->: "DAMN YOU! WHY?! WHAT DID I EVER DO! I WAS ''TEN''! I'D DONE ''NOTHING'', '''''NOTHING''''' ''TO DESERVE THIS''! '''''ANY OF THIS'''''! You and your hacks kept saying if we believed in you, if we paid up with the church, if we sucked up to you, you'd protect us! That was the deal, right? If we joined your little protection racket, then you'd let the crops grow, protect us from demons, and we'd have a cushy place to go when we croaked! You said we'd be happy! ''THAT WAS THE FUCKING DEAL!'' WHERE WERE YOU WHEN ''THIS'' HAPPENED TO ME?! WHERE WERE YOU FOR MY CLAN WHEN THE BLOOD OVERCAME ME? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I BEGGED FOR YOUR HELP TO CHANGE ME BACK? WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME FROM KILLING ALL THOSE PEOPLE? WHY WEREN'T YOU THERE TO PROTECT ''THEM'', YOU BASTARD?! WHERE'S ''THEIR'' HAPPINESS? WHERE'S '''''MY''''' HAPPINESS?!" She screamed a child's scream of betrayal, of anger, wishing she had her power, wishing she could raze this place, bury its lies in her ice. Tears streamed down her face as she roared and asked the questions mankind has been asking, of itself, of other gods, of the universe, since time before memory.
* RelationshipUpgrade: Hakase and Sakurako are finally working on being a couple! The fic being what this is, it's not that simple...
* RunningGag: The girls will sometimes come up with surprising information about fields they traditionally aren't good at, e.g. Hakase bringing up Shakespeare, and mentioning that 'They listen in class'.
** Heads being chomped off, "OM NOM NOM NOM!" and [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Mami]] keep being referenced together.
** Since his first appearance, Itoshiki Nozomu has appeared at least once an episode, even if only because he gets a funny feeling someone is using his catchphrases or stealing schnicht. He usually lampshades this.
--> "I'm in despair! The fact that this is my only appearance this chapter has left me in despair!"
** Scenes, no matter how serious or humorous, always cut away to another character if that scene even ''remotely'' references something that other character does. The cutaway usually involves at least a sneeze.
* ScrewYourself: Misa fantasizes about a foursome with both Negis and her alternate self. The Negis also almost kiss each other while asleep, to 2814!Asuna’s amusement.
** In the same chapter, both [[spoiler: Evangelines]] actually do have off-screen sex.
** Recently, both Harunas have taken to fondling each other.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: From Hakase, naturally, though it's been cut back in recent chapters due to character development, and her actually trying to communicate with her sorta-kinda-maybe-finally girlfriend Sakurako.
* ShadowCrystalMage: a part of the creative process, and also part of his unceasing efforts to be on as many pages here as possible...
* ShipTease: By the bucketloads. Some are actually developed.
** Called as such by some of the more GenreSavvy characters, like Haruna and the recently Joker-influenced Quartum.
* ShipperOnDeck: 2814!Haruna for [[spoiler: Unequally Negi and Misora, and Chisame and Hakase.]] Also, [[spoiler: Sister Shakti]] for Negi and Misora.
* ShoutOut: Chapter 22 is chock full of them, from everything from WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} to La Blue Girl...
** Haruna uses the [[LyricalNanoha Subaru-edition of Divine Buster]] to knock out [[SayonaraZetsubouSensei Kaere...]]
** The chess game between Joker and [[spoiler:Ra's al Ghul]] is an almost line-by-line reference to a highly obscure Batman storyline called ''The Demon Laughs''.
** Many of the subtitles of the omake segments reference other fics, usually Negima fics or more (in)famous fics in other fandoms, though the content of the segment never really matches the content of the fic whose title it references. The "Agony In Pink" segment, for example, is a fic about Makie's painfully horrible musical talent.
** During the crossover segment, 2814!Negi keeps calling Unequally!Negi "[[Anime/YuGiOh mou hitori no boku]]."
* [[ShowWithinAShow Fanwork Within A Fanwork]]: Haruna is seen working on various doujin by Tropers/{{Overmaster}} and ShadowCrystalMage, and the visit to the [[NerimaMagistraNellyMagi Nerima]] universe mentioned doujin by [[GenderBender OverMistress, Zephyria, and The Ansem Woman]].
* SkinshipGrope: Haruna to Chisame. Also, [[spoiler: Ayaka, Evangeline and Suzumiya Haruhi to Chisame, while under a LovePotion's influence.]]
* {{Sneezing}}: At nearly every opportunity.
* SparedByTheAdaptation: [[Manga/BlackLagoon Washimine Yukio]], [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Soryu Kyoko Zeppelin and Ikari Yui.]]
* StalkerWithACrush: [[SayonaraZetsubouSensei Tsunetsuki Matoi.]]
* TakeThat: Several of them aimed at ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''.
* TakingAThirdOption: The Dodgeball games has two possible outcomes as Itoshiki-sensei sees it: either his class wins, in which case they will be boasting for weeks; or it loses, and they'll be angry for weeks. When the possibility of a draw is mentioned...
--> [[WrongGenreSavvy "Half the class will be boasting, the other half will be angry, and they will all fight for weeks. It's the worst thing that could happen to me, so naturally, it will happen."]]
** It doesn't.
* TeacherStudentRomance: It's Negima, though we have yet to see if it actually happens.
** In a flashback, it '''did''' happen between [[spoiler: Itoshiki and Asakura Ryoko.]]
* TheBadGuyWins: The Cinema Village fights in the Kyoto Arc end with ''both'' Konokas getting kidnapped by the enemy.
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: Urahara's, natch. Home to such ''lovely'' items such as Joker fish, [[Manga/DeathNote Death Notes]], and much much more!
* TheVirus: One of the "Orphans" has shades of this. [[spoiler: Negi's semi-ghoulification also counts.]]
* TimeyWimeyBall: the end result of Chao going back to first year every time she fails during the school festival, resulting in the world as it currently is. One would think she'd learn the definition of insanity...
* TrainingFromHell
* TransformationIsAFreeAction: played straight so far, but only because everyone is either too busy watching the resultant nudity of a MagicalGirl (usually Chisame) transforming or can't believe their eyes and ask her if she knows she's providing a strip show.
* TwinThreesomeFantasy: Misa has one of these when she sees the two Negis. Implied to be what's going through Matoi's head regarding the two Chisames.
* TwoTeacherSchool: ''Massively'' averted. Other teachers from others series are shamelessly stolen to populate the staffroom.
* UnderTheMistletoe: played with to humorous effect. [[SayonaraZetsubouSensei Itoshiki Nozomu]] is so traumatized from kissing Misora, he has divine visions...
* ViewersAreGeniuses: A lot of the gags, cameos, puns and references are rather obscure and demand a good knowledge of manga, anime, comics and American animation and Television to be fully understood.
* WhatIf/ {{Elseworlds}}: The entirety of Chapter 37.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: A lot of the early 'cameos' and subplots haven't been followed up on. Justified in that the story isn't about them.
** WordOfGod says every subplot will be picked up at some point or another.
* WholesomeCrossdresser: 2814!Negi, against his will. [[spoiler:He's starting to find girls' clothes comfortable, though; this worries him]].
* WindsOfDestinyChange: With those same exact words.
* WorldHalfFull
* WorldOfBadass: Ooh, definitely!
* WoundedGazelleGambit: Scarecrow [[spoiler:pretends being Joker's hostage during an escape attempt, only to help him kill the Arkham guards surrounding them]].
* YakuzaPrincess: [[Manga/BlackLagoon Washimine Yukio]]. Ayaka is technically this, only without the Yakuza, due to her calling up mercenaries for every emergency her money can fix...
* YouShallNotPass: [[spoiler: Arika]] in her HeroicSacrifice.



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