''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2927342/1/The-Pez-Dispenser-and-The-Reign-Of-Terror The Pez Dispenser and The Reign Of Terror]]'' is a ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' Fanfic by [=HobbesLuigi82=], set in [[Fanfic/TheCalvinverse the same canon]] as Creator/{{Swing 123}} and Creator/{{garfieldodie}}'s fics.

In it, Calvin creates a Pez dispenser that can be used as a gun with various power settings (all the way up to "Hiroshima Bomb", in fact!). Unfortunately, he loses it to an old foe that's got quite a few other tricks up his sleeve...
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!!This fanfic contains examples of:
* AbnormalAmmo: The PEZ 6000, true to its name, fires PEZ candies (of varied power).
* AdvancedTech2000: The PEZ 6000, which is later upgraded to 6,000,000.
* AlliterativeTitle: Chapter 3 is named "Claustrophobia, Chaos, and Candy!"
* AnimateInanimateObject: The PEZ 6000.
* ApocalypseHow: The duplicate remarks on trying to pull a ApocalypseHow/Class6;
--> "I took the remains and modified it into a weapon so powerful, I could wipe every sign of life off this crummy planet. I'm seriously considering that."
** Later, he activates the Halley's Comet setting on the PEZ 6,000,000 and almost causes a ApocalypseHow/ClassX in the process.
* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: Chapter 8 has a giant robot attack the town.
* BerserkButton: After calmly fighting his EvilKnockoff for a while, the thing that finally sets Socrates off is it calling him "Crateso".
%%* BigBad: The duplicate.
%%* BigDamnMovie: A fake one.
* BigNo: Calvin does one upon the Halley's Comet setting being activated.
** The duplicate does another one after Calvin aims the PEZ 6,000,000 at the meteorite.
%%* BoldInflation: A lot of it.
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: "I have a graze up my left arm, and Sherman's hurt his back left leg from running too much, and you just saved our lives, but other than that, not too bad. You?"
* CasualDangerDialogue: Socrates exchanges banter with his duplicate after getting five nasty cuts from its WolverineClaws.
* DuelBoss: Invoked by Calvin, who sends everyone away so he can fight the duplicate alone in Chapter 5.
* ElaborateUndergroundBase: The duplicate has one.
* ElementalPowers: The PEZ 6,000,000 uses [[PlayingWithFire fire]] and [[AnIcePerson ice]].
%%* EnergyWeapon: The robot has them.
* EvilKnockoff: A robotic version of Socrates shows up in chapter 9, but shortly after clearly stating it's a robot, the narration then clarifies it's actually a real tiger.
* EvilLaugh: The duplicate does one after using the PEZ 6,000,000 to summon Halley's Comet to destroy Earth.
* ExactWords: The PEZ 6000 is upgraded to run on Calvin's (and ''only'' Calvin's) brainwaves, which is a non-issue for the duplicate.
* FunWithAcronyms: The '''P'''lastic '''E'''mpowered '''Z'''apper 6000.
* HarmlessFreezing: Hobbes gets hit with this in Chapter 4, and though the narrative makes a big deal of it he isn't really hurt at all.
* HopeSpot: In the middle of Chapter 3, as the PEZ 6000 is (presumed) dead.
* ImYourWorstNightmare:
--> '''Giant robot:''' ''What in God's name are you? And your friends?''\\
'''Andy:''' You and your "creator's" worst nightmare.
* IncredibleShrinkingMan: Used as a plot point - Socrates and the duplicate are shrunken down to the size of dust specks and fight, and since the latter has the only usable Transmogrifier Gun (since Calvin has been turned into a brick), they must fight for about a day until the transmogrification wears off.
* InsultBackfire:
--> '''Calvin:''' You absolutely '''''SICKEN''''' me. You killed one of your own men because he was too hurt to fight. But the part that sickens me MOST…is knowing that in my present state; I can't do ANYTHING about it.\\
'''Evil Calvin:''' Thanks for the compliment.
* KickTheDog: The duplicate killing one of his own men.
* LetsMockTheMonsters: Done by Socrates to his EvilKnockoff.
* MediumAwareness:
--> Hobbes, who had seen him leap out the window, asked, "What was the point of that?"\\
"Two reasons," answered Calvin. "One, it's quicker to get to the backyard. Two, it adds drama and action, two vital things that movies like this need, so that cinema-goers are pleased."
** Also, Sherman remarks "I do a lot of jumping in this movie,
* MotorMouth: From Hobbes:
--> "Getthatthingoutofmyfacegetthatthingoutofmyfacegetthatthingoutofmyface."
* MythologyGag: Several jokes from the original strip are reused here.
* OpenSaysMe: The duplicate does this to the door in one of the mansion's rooms.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: Socrates' EvilKnockoff has these. Socrates himself gains them upon his BerserkButton being pressed.
* TheReveal: Chapter 4 - the duplicate has returned.
* ReversePsychology: Utilized to its greatest extent in chapter 8.
* SaveTheWorldClimax
* ShoutOut: Combined with SawStarWars27Times: "Geez, this dupe has seen that ''Film/{{War of the Worlds|2005}}'' remake WAY too many times."
** Also, see WolverineClaws.
** The final chapter has Andy, Socrates, and Sherman watching ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''.
* SuperWindowJump: Calvin does this twice.
* TalkingInYourSleep:
--> '''Hobbes:''' CD players swimming in an ocean of gravy…Zzzzzz…with tree trunks…snort Zzzzz.
* TitleDrop: Chapter 9 is titled "Claw Gloves Are For Saps!", which is used by Socrates to anger his EvilKnockoff.
* TookALevelInBadass: The PEZ 6000 is upgraded to 6,000,000 by the duplicate and given both higher power levels and the ability to shoot fire and ice.
* TranslatorBuddy: Hobbes acts as this to Calvin a couple of times.
* WhosOnFirst:
--> '''Calvin:''' Forget about it, that's history!\\
'''Hobbes:''' No, that's math.
* WolverineClaws: Lampshaded by Socrates:
--> "[[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]], ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}, or [[Manga/OnePiece Captain Kuro]]... who inspired you?"
* YouExclamation: Calvin and Hobbes do this when the duplicate shows his face.
* YouHaveFailedMe: The duplicate shoots one of his men for being a "coward".
* YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle: Lampshaded:
--> "Can I just say…if you thought that this story was nearly over…it's ''barely'' even begun."
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