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''[=TheAvengersShouldntText=]'' is a SliceOfLife LogFic Website/{{Tumblr}} collection of the earth's mightiest heroes' private text messages. It follows the mundane (but hilarious) text conversations of various characters from the Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse, including ComicBook/CaptainAmerica, ComicBook/IronMan, and [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]] through their texts.

It can be found [[http://theavengersshouldnttext.tumblr.com/ here]].
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!!''[=TheAvengersShouldntText=]'' provides examples of:

%%* AntiquatedLinguistics: Thor.
%%* BeleagueredAssistant: Poor Pepper.
%%* CutenessProximity: Thor ''loves'' bunnies.
%%* DeadFic: Hasn't been updated since 2014.
%%* DeadpanSnarker: Tony, Pepper, Darcy, Loki, Clint and Natasha, quite a bit.
%%* DorkKnight: Thor in all his glory.
* {{Emoticon}}: Thor discovered how to make an emoticon for a whale. And a baby one. ("IT IS AN INFANT")
%%* FriendlyEnemy: Everyone texts Loki like it's no big deal.
* MundaneObjectAmazement: More like Mundane Object Confusion. Thor and Cap have trouble with various common objects and their uses.
* NoIndoorVoice: Thor texts in ALL CAPS. According to Tony, trying to discourage from doing so is a bad idea.
* NoodleImplements: Used in response to a question of how Tony and Steve hooked up.
-->"BUT, it's ''really'' not a story for polite company.... It involves copious amounts of liquor, an ''I Love Lucy'' marathon, Goldfish crackers and a very creative use of caramel sauce."
* UnexplainedRecovery: Bucky is inexplicably alive. [[spoiler:Not ''quite'' so unexplained, with the events of ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier''.]]
* TheUnintelligible: Bucky, who apparently has trouble texting on his phone. The words are so mangled it's hard to read. Also apparently his phone keep auto-texting "Knives" and "Knifing" and "Fucking Tony Stark" in the place of other words.
* UnusualEuphemism: As per ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger'', the word "fondue" appears as one for "sex" and now all the characters use it. Also "Apple Pie".
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