First, take a Naruto, any Naruto. Then, Hybridize your Naruto with the following: Nougami Neuro, Shinji Ikari from the [=Shinji40k=] continuity, Nara Shikamaru, Delirium of the Endless, Kamina, and Asura. Mix, shake well and serve.

This is ''Roku Naruto''.

Read it: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4176756/1/Roku_Naruto Here]]


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!!''Roku Naruto'' provides examples of:

* BadassArmy: Naruto's various clone divisions, the S.T.A.H.K.E.R.S. being the most badass.
* BadassCreed: Reaper Squad: [[spoiler:"The Wings of Death shall be Our Name. For the Rivers of Life are Ours to Tame"]]
%%* ExpendableClone: The Busters.
* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: Inverted like with most fanfics. It's heavily implied that [[spoiler:Naruto has been crucified.]] Literally. Which leads to...
* MesACrowd: Probably one of the central tropes of the entire fic. By the current chapter, Naruto has near 1500 shadow clones working on various projects, and a mission group of over 100, several of which are named characters with their own personalities.
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: All the time with the Jutsu, which can be really grating if you happen to know Japanese. Not nearly as bad with the English, but still present.
* RunningGag: For some reason, Drak has an unstoppable obsession with Melon.
* SplitPersonality: Naruto has six of them, one of which includes himself, all of which can cause [[MoodSwinger Mood Swings]] for Naruto himself at any time.
** [[UnstoppableRage Antharos]] is his rage, and the most bloodthirsty of all the personalities. Varsee is his kindness and empathy. [[DeadpanSnarker Zechs]] is his intelligence and easily the smartest personality. [[TheHero Xenos]] is the part of Naruto that's closest to canon, being the all loving hero. [[CloudCuckooLander Drak]] is the absolutely insane, off the wall personality, with little regard for things like sanity. Naruto is the sixth personality, but is noticeably more calm than canon. [[spoiler: There also appears to be a seventh one, who is a mix of all six personalities. There's something... ''off'' about that one.]]
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