'''Raccoon''' is a [[DeathFic kill]] [[DarkFic fic]] for the ''Franchise/SlyCooper'' fandom.

It starts off normal, the gang talking and laughing, then during role-call, Dimitri doesn't answer. After hearing Murray say Dimitri is out somewhere, he goes to find him. Once he gives up his search in an alleyway, he gets knocked out a lead pipe. He wakes up and unable to see, asks where he is. A [[EvilLaugh chilling]] [[LaughingMad laugh]] followed by a shout of "Crackerbox". Sly recognizes the voice at once, and finds out his thoughts are true. It turns out Dimitri was the attacker. Dimitri stands there with a bloodied machete and a {{Slasher Smile}}. He explains to Sly that he hates that Sly gets all the attention and praise. [[spoiler:As well as explaining that he's going to kill him.]] Oh and two more things, the room it takes place in is filled with corpses, blood, entrails, organs, body parts and bones and the '''entire''' fic was based off some nightmares the author had.It can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7367841/1/Raccoon here]] All spoilers are marked.
!! It contains examples of

* AfraidOfNeedles: Sly.
* AxeCrazy: Dimitri.
* BeatStillMyHeart: The final organ ripped out is Sly's heart.
* BloodFromTheMouth: Twice, when Sly is knocked out, the other after a piece of a broken rib bone pierces a lung.
* CatapultNightmare: [[spoiler:The '''one''' time Sly can sleep, he has one.]]
* CouldntFindAPen: Dimitri carves into Sly's chest, leaving words in what is described to resemble ''shiny scarlet ink''.
* DarkFic: Quite a dark one in fact.
* DeathFic: In which the hero dies.
* EvilLaugh: Dimitri.
* EyeScream: Twice, once with a corkscrew, the other just ripped out.
* FinGore: '''TONS''' of it.(Including the toes)
* Gorn: See FinGore.
* LaughingMad: Dimitri.
* LickingTheBlade: Much to Sly's disgust and fear.
* OhCrap: Sly mutters "Oh shit" right before the FinGore.
* PrecisionFStrike: Sly drops one right after [[spoiler:Dimitri nails Sly's now severed tail to the wall]]
->'''Sly: What. The. Fuck.'''
* RedEyesTakeWarning: Dimitri switches from this to normal eyes throughout it.
* SlasherSmile: As mentioned before, Dimitri has one, throughout the whole thing in fact.
* SlashedThroat: One of the final things done.
* TearsOfFear: Sly has these at one point towards the end.
* TheHeroDies: [[spoiler:Sly dies, of course.]]
* TwitchyEye: Once, when Sly interrupts Dimitri.
* VomitIndiscretionShot: Once or twice.