''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4240771/1/ Partially Kissed Hero]]'' is a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' story by longtime fanfiction writer Jared Ornstead, otherwise known as [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/40569/Skysaber Skysaber]].

In order to start fresh without reader preconceptions about his work, though, he released it under [[SameFaceDifferentName a new identity]] with the name [[AwesomeMcCoolName Perfect Lionheart]].

The story is set just at the start of ''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban'', and immediately [[AlternateUniverse deviates from the storyline]] when Harry is partially kissed by a Dementor aboard the Hogwarts Express, prompting his soul to absorb the Horcrux Voldemort created inside him. Oh, and Dumbledore's [[RonTheDeathEater evil]].

From there, things get... ''complicated''.
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!!'''This fanfic contains examples of:'''

* ALadyOnEachArm: Harry and his wives.
* AllGaysArePedophiles: Seriously just read chapter 53.
* AlternateUniverse: It starts with an Evil!Dumbledore and far more abusive Dursleys in the BackStory. Many other characters are drastically different, based on whether they side with Harry or are evil. However, much later on in the story, they use time travel to create an alternate universe within the story, rewriting the past to give Harry a happy childhood, interspersed with time at the Dursleys, with the memories of each being suppressed while he experiences the other, to appear to preserve the timeline.
* AuthorAppeal: All of the women are easily won over with really shiny things, immortality, eternal beauty and/or power. For all that they don't mind being forced into anything and happily accept Harry as their Dark-Er, I mean, ''[[NewSpeak Light Lord'']] and master.
** This seems to be a theme for PL. His earlier fic {{Chunin Exam Day}} had essentially the exact same things used for wooing women, just flip 'really shiny things' with 'really great massages, hand-made clothes, and really good food'.
* AuthorFilibuster: Every chapter has at least one of these. Some chapters are nothing ''but'' these.
** This is a trademark of Skysaber/Lionheart's writing.
* BigBrotherIsWatching: Dumbledore knows everything that goes on in Hogwarts and can see any possible threat to him... [[IdiotBall Except for]] the attempts on his life and who's behind the constant attacks and inconveniences Harry and co cause.
* BruceLee: Is saved by Trelawney's time meddling and trains Harry Potter
* ButtMonkey: Dumbledore, Snape, Draco, most of the Slytherins, and Ron are the main ones.
** Dumbledore is crushed, mutilated, fooled into believing Colonel Sanders is the Dark Lord, dipped in Macalaw venom too many times to count, and has his testicles placed into Bludgers and is kept alive to feel the pain
** Snape is put under Imperius and boils his head in acid, rips apart Draco Malfoy, and is trapped in a despair cycle which causes him to tear out his brain.
** Draco is turned into a woman and forced to bear children to Crabbe and Goyle.
** Ron has his failings pointed out in front of the entire Divination class.
* ChekhovsGun: To something in canon that is never later referenced: the scar on Dumbledore's knee, referenced as a throwaway joke in his first scene in Sorcerer's Stone, that provides a perfect map of the London Underground, is actually his reference and control system for his multiple underground black-market warehouses.
* ContrivedCoincidence: Malaclaw venom causes these due to it being bad luck in a bottle.
* CrackFic: At times, can match ''ThirtyHs'' in sheer weirdness. One example would be the incident in which Harry is inadvertently transformed into a flower garden, allowing Luna to excise his remaining personality flaws ''[[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs by going weeding]]''.
* CreatorBreakdown: Obviously just a temporary and minor one, and he seems to have recovered admirably, but people who previously didn't have anything in particular against him found it quite disturbing to read a goodbye message that sounded like he wanted to condemn anybody who had ever disagreed with him about some story to eternal torture, in archaic speech no less. Of course, some of his former acquaintances apparently had such a [[http://www.pishoque.net/soulriders/ECB%20Files/ECB_v_The_Life_of_Skysaber.htm reverse-scaled focus in their counter-reaction]] that... it depends whether [[DudeNotFunny you like him]] or [[CrowningMomentOfFunny hate him]].
** Ornstead has a history of regarding ''all'' criticism, even friendly and constructive advice, as proof that he is being persecuted by a cadre of people who hate his work, and regularly responds with a CreatorBreakdown and a "permanent" departure from the Net. Since he first appeared in the anime fanfic community in the middle 90s, he's left the Internet in a huff at least four times.
* DastardlyWhiplash: As a side effect of his resurrections and losing the ability to adjust his physical age to a nonthreatening grandfatherly look, Dumbledore starts reverting to his appearance (and wardrobe and behavior!) from his physical prime -- which is that of the classic mustache-twirling, tophatted villain.
* DeathIsCheap
* DeconstructiveParody: Unintentionally so, but the series can easily be seen this.
* DefiledForever: When Nacissa joins Harry, she apparently has managed to not be spoiled by the touch of her husband.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: The author has a tendency to repeat the same thing multiple times with similar but different wording, leading to chapters of 5,000+ words that could easily be 500 or fewer.
* DoorStopper: Currently slightly longer than ''GoneWithTheWind''.
* EvilVersusEvil: A not-uncommon [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation interpretation]] of the central conflict between Dumbledore and Harry. Voldemort and his crew, for what it's worth, oppose both sides at different stages in the story, although they're rather sidelined throughout.
* ExpoSpeak
* TheFairFolk: Harry, Hermione and Luna become the champions of the Fairy Queen who seeks to defeat Dumbledore and bring magic back the way it used to be. Fairy magic is "more magical than magic". Or something...
* ForScience: The Trio discovers that Dumbledore comes back every time they kill him so what do they do? Use him for morally dubious experimentation, since it's not like they're not going to be killing him anyways.
* GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: Also boys. Apparently casting a castration hex is punishable by ten years forced pregnancy, along with a permanent gender change if you weren't female at the time you cast it. Apparently our 'heroes' endorse this.
* {{Gorn}}: The many unpleasant demises of the story's antagonists can stray into this from time to time.
* GuiltyPleasure: It's a GodModeSue fic, true. It's got a possible DesignatedHero VillainProtagonist, true. It's got horrific levels of AuthorAppeal, true. But, for all those reasons, it's also really, really fun to read, as long as you can avoid thinking about it as SeriousBusiness and just enjoy the fic. The JumpingTheShark done by Dumbledore is good comic relief, as well.
** It also has some surprisingly competent and thought-provoking worldbuilding -- intermixed with the hilariously WTF worldbuilding, admitted.
* HateFic: Aspects of the fic can stray into this - it's obvious that the author has some...problems...with the canon, as he puts it in the first chapter:
-->''Every so often the entire Harry Potter universe offends me so deeply that I just have to react by folding, spindling and mutilating it.''
* HeelFaceBrainwashing: as [[DesignatedHero Harry's 'good']] it strikes them as moral to use a mind control potion on a hundred different women that makes them join the protagonists' side, you know BrainwashingForTheGreaterGood, [[AuthorAppeal it also doubles as a]] LovePotion.
* HollywoodTactics: Pretty much the entirety of chapter 99, but the grand prize has to go to Russia invading Canada by ''[[YouFailGeographyForever marching an army across the North Pole]]''.
* HonorRelatedAbuse: When Draco gets on the bad side of Harry, Narissa just lets them do whatever to him because he should have gotten on the wrong side of someone higher up the family hierarchy.
* HowUnscientific: Chapter 72. Trelawney pushes the space programs of Earth to colonize the moon, Mars, and other worlds in the solar system with dryad trees to make them effectively invulnerable (as as long as their trees are safe, they can't die) with Orion-type Nuclear pulse propulsion ships that can get out to Pluto and back within a year.
* HumiliationConga: Dumbledore gets this throughout the entire fic.
* IdiotBall: Everyone aside from Harry and his thralls get this, making this an IdiotPlot.
* IJustWantToBeBeautiful
* InfoDump: At any given time the plot may be halted for several chapters to deliver (largely unnecessary) information about some place, object, or person.
* InformedAbility: Dumbledore, who is supposed to be a greater threat to Harry than Voldemort, the most powerful and dangerous and informed wizard on the planet, is fooled into believing a "Colonel Sanders" among other Muggle advertisement icons are actually dark wizards working to undermine his power. Although YMMV as it is stated he stopped paying any attention to the muggle world in his youth as he felt they had nothing to teach him, and with even the cannon magical world showing a impressive gap in knowledge about muggles...
* ItsAllAboutMe: Dumbledore.
* JustBetweenYouAndMe: There's one scene of this in chapter 79, where Dumbledore's simulacrum captures Harry and his wives in his office and gloats a bit as he waits for Snape or Filch to arrive to help with the interrogation and torture, pausing only to open a piece of Harry's mail... [[OutGambitted which blows up in his face. Literally]].
* JokerImmunity: If Dumbledore was defeated, there would be no story. There are currently over ninety chapters of story. Also an example of JustEatGilligan and VillainExitStageLeft.
* LovePotion: Used by Luna as part of a potion turn a hundred witches into Harrys immortal dryad sex slaves, [[SingleTargetSexuality only hot for him thanks to the fact his hair is dropped into the potion,]], called '' Bride's Delight.'' although as the dryads can drop out of service any time they wish sex slave may be over stating this.
* MadonnaWhoreComplex: When Nacissa is forced to join Harry's group, she's apparently still a virgin. This actually brought up as a plus. Because it wasn't good enough to a fighting competent impressive and desperate witch join their cause. Cause virginity is more important then anything else.
* MenAreStrongWomenArePretty: All woman in PKH want beauty, beauty products, better complexion, etc. They will all be motivated by these to a huge extent. Men prefer dung-bomb recipes.
* MenActWomenAre: All Harry's wives are about making his actions better rather then taking their own. Apparently the hero saves a damsel so she has to marry him is mostly out of vogue, but only because too many guys died that way.
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* MoralDissonance: Harry's actions include MindRape and enslavement. Despite this, he is portrayed as the unquestioned good guy. On the other hand, after he had a particularly thorough session with the Dursleys (who regularly tried to kill him during childhood in this AU), he throws up several times and has to be comforted by Luna.
* MoreThanMindControl: Arguably for Hermione, who is charmed by Harry (who now has Voldemort's memories and power), then convinced that Dumbledore is a Dark Lord and becomes completely devoted to him and TheWatson for the inevitable long, long, ''long'' streams of exposition that Harry and Luna tell her.
* MsFanservice: Every main cast woman. If they didn't start out pretty then they get there and if they started pretty... And every good side girl wants nothing more then to service Harry, even if not always before mindrape.
* NeverASelfMadeWoman: Every major character woman in the story, with the debatable exception of Hermione is special because... of their relationship to Harry.
** Luna to Hermione: "We are Harry's friends and we are helping him, but we are also much more than that. Our bodies, and thus ourselves, were literally made to serve him by the author of our transformation. Harry is the hero."
* OnlySaneMan: In one of the stories' better bits, ''Luna'' is apparently this compared to the rest of her family. Particularly Grandmother [[Literature/AliceInWonderland Alice]], who at this point operates more under Wonderland logic than Earth logic.
* PayEvilUntoEvil: The story's central tenet.
* {{Polyamory}}: Harry has four wives, in addition to the aforementioned sex slaves. [[AuthorAppeal Sadly, this trope is pretty common in these kinds of fanfics.]]
* ProtagonistCenteredMorality: Certainly Harry does less horrible things then Dumbledore's ridiculous list of villainy. That doesn't mean that the moral decision is to use torture on helpless people for the sole purpose of revenge just because one uses it on less people then the other side. Except here it's fine and he even learns a moral lesson from it. This does not mean he ''stops'' the torture at any point despite the fic making a big point of Harry arranging it so he can kill the victims at any point, with little more then a thought.
* RetCon: Dumbledore started out with 1 Horcrux. As of Chapter 88, he has... ''thirteen''.
* RonTheDeathEater: Well, you have Dumbledore and Snape presented as cartoonishly evil. The TropeNamer himself is presented as a crude waste of space who's "proud of his own ignorance."
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: [[AvertedTrope Remarkably absent]], given both the size of the story and the fact that [[SturgeonsLaw it's a fanfic]].
* SameFaceDifferentName: Ornstead did not reveal his identity as Perfect Lionheart until several years after he began the story. At that time he explained that his motive for publishing using the Lionheart name was to prove that the alleged cabal of haters whom he believes live to denigrate his work would not find fault with ''Partially Kissed Hero'' because the "Skysaber" name wasn't on it. Naturally, Perfect Lionheart's identity was debated strongly in many fora before this announcement, with the two main camps settling out as "Oh, yeah, it's Skysaber" and "Nah, it's a Skysaber tribute band".
* ShowDontTell: A common criticism, of the frequent {{Author Tract}}s in particular.
* ShowyInvincibleHero (or [[MoralDissonance villain]] as your mileage on Harry): It is incredibly obvious as early as chapter 15 that Dumbledore is going to be no match for Harry and Co. the rest of the story is just seeing how it plays out.
* SmugSnake: Dumbledore, in private or before he Obliviates someone. Harry as well, though this is ignored because [[MoralDissonance he's the "hero"]]
* SpeciesLoyalty: Wizards apparently have made it illegal to use contraception charms. The Trio is planning a lot of children to help repopulate [[spoiler:the fairies]].
* StayingAlive: Dumbledore and Snape, who are repeatedly killed by Harry, Luna and Hermione in a variety of really sadistic ways, but come back each time because Dumbledore is CrazyPrepared and has at least ''thirteen Horcruxes'' to ensure his immortality.
* TakeThat: lots.
** There's a whole chapter devoted to how absolutely disgusting Vampires are, and how people who think they are sexy are TooDumbToLive, mostly because the author's read the original ''{{Dracula}}'' and is fed up with ''{{Twilight}}''.
** After introducing bows and arrows, there were apparently a ''lot'' of reviews bringing up the superiority of guns, which caused the main characters to [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4240771/42/Partially_Kissed_Hero realize]] [[ArtisticLicensePhysics how useless guns are]]. This is justified by the author in the note at the end, and YMMV on whether you agree:
-->I'm tired of anonymous jerk-offs telling me 'bows suck, guns are better.' That may even be true, but it's not what I want to do with my story. So I slapped down some rules to make it physically impossible for my heroes to use them. Just because I'm tired of listening to the blind 'the way we do things now is the only true and perfect way to do ANYTHING' crowd.
-->I want a fantasy story, not Rambo, the Fairy Blood.
** At one point the narration exposits on how there are a number of "Boy Who Lived" books in-universe, which are clearly a dig at Mary Sue Harry Potter fics. The irony appears to be lost on the author.
* VanityIsFeminine: All girls want to be pretty and will stare at themselves for hours if they get prettier somehow.
* VillainWithGoodPublicity: Dumbledore, who has near-total control over the Wizarding world while being perceived as a paragon of virtue.
* VirginPower / VirginSacrifice : It comes up that Virginity is highly prized among witches because of various rites.

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