[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5780009/1/bOm_b_bNom_b_bNom_b_Hamsterchan Om Nom Nom, Hamster-chan!]] is a ''Manga/HayateTheCombatButler'' [[FanFic fan]][[CrackFic fic]] by Troper Tropers/EvilFuzzy9 ostensibly following the attempts of [[UnluckyChildhoodFriend Ayumu Nishizawa]] to [[ShipperOnDeck create a harem]] for her beloved Hayate. ''Ostensibly''. In execution, however, it [[strike:tends to focus]] focuses more on the escapades of the [[SpotlightStealingSquad main characters]], [[HilarityEnsues to great effect]].

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!! This fic provides examples of:

* AlternateUniverseFic: Diverges from the original storyline at around the end of the Golden Week Arc and never looks back.
* BiTheWay: "[[WordOfGod The harem Ayumu is building is as much for her as it is for Hayate]]"[[note]]Tropers/{{EvilFuzzy9}}[[/note]].
* CrackFic
* ´ShipperOnDeck: Ayumu.

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!! Chapters of this fic provide examples of:

* AlternateUniverseFic: Diverges from the original storyline at around the end of the Golden Week Arc and never looks back.
* AttackAttackAttack: [[spoiler: Dire Rat]] quickly abandons all pretense of subtlety [[spoiler: once he has been cornered by Hayate]], abandoning all of his other tactics in favor of this.
* BadassBoast: Outmatched or not, Dire Rat can still brag with the best of 'em.
* BiTheWay: "[[WordOfGod The harem Ayumu is building is as much for her as it is for Hayate]]"[[note]]Tropers/{{EvilFuzzy9}}[[/note]].
* CrackFic
* DeadpanSnarker: Wataru is this most of the time he shows up; Nagi is also this whenever she isn't alternating between [[{{Tsundere}} fawning over Hayate and angrily berating berating Hayate]].
* DefeatMeansFriendship: {{Deconstructed|Trope}}. Dire Rat only agrees to work for Nagi because he had already been planning on retiring, only needed an excuse to do so, and figured that Nagi would be easy enough to manipulate. That poor, deluded bastard.
* FanNickname: The author calls the [[LemonyNarrator narrator]] [[NorioWakamoto Narrio]] [[ActorAllusion Wakamator]].
* {{Fanon}}: {{Invoked|Trope}} by the author when he decides to make Sharna British via a bit of contrived InsaneTrollLogic.
* {{Fanservice}}: A fight scene between Tama and an assassin is interrupted by a [[LesYay female bonding]][[EroticEating scene]] between Ayumu and Hina.
* GratuitousJapanese: Largely averted except for [[strike:one]] [[WordOfGod two]][[note]]As far as I, Tropers/{{EvilFuzzy9}}, have planned, there will only be one other unique sentence in Japanese, and that one will not show up for a while.[[/note]] occasions, [[LogicBomb one of which has not actually occurred yet]].
* HighlyVisibleNinja: Ayumu and Nagi dress like these during a clandestine meeting.
* LampshadeHanging
* LesYay
* MemeticBadass: In a fight between a world-class assassin and a world-class butler, who would emerge victorious? ''SquirrelGirl''.
* MilesGloriosus: Dire Rat is a borderline example, and possibly even an aversion of this trope if Klaus's initial reaction to his presence is anything to go [[PrepositionsAreNotToEndSentencesWith by]].
* {{Ninja}}: In the first chapter, Ayumu and Nagi both dress in a manner reflecting how they view ninja, with Nagi dressed as an [[HighlyVisibleNinja orange-clad]] ''{{Naruto}}'' cosplayer, while Nishizawa is dressed like a more traditional, [[HollywoodHistory but still anachronistic]] black-clad shinobi.
** [[ProfessionalKiller Dire Rat]] claims to be a ninja when making a promise to Klaus.
* NoFourthWall: The main characters are fully aware of their fictional nature, and it is not uncommon for entire ''scenes'' to focus on this [[RuleOfFunny just to set up a gag or punchline]].
* {{Omake}}: There is one at the end of each chapter.
* OriginalFlavor: The author goes to great lengths to emulate the style of the original series humor and quirky characterization.
* ProfessionalKiller: [[MeaningfulName Dire]] [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Rat]] is supposedly the best at what he does, [[OvershadowedByAwesome but he is simply no match]] for the likes of [[BattleButler Hay]][[LightningBruiser ate]] [[MadeOfIron Aya]][[DeterMinator saki]].
* RuleOfFunny
* SelfDeprecatingHumor: [[WhoWritesThisCrap Mainly with characters remarking on the utter absurdity of various gags and occurrences within the story]].
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: [[Tropers/EvilFuzzy9 The author]] occasionally does this, sometimes to almost {{author vocabulary calendar}} levels with gems like ''acerbic-saccharine acquaintanceship''.
* ShoutOut: Much like the original series, this fic is loaded to the brim with these.
* LawfulStupid: Arguably averted by Hayate when he points out that, since his ancestors were scum, his only honor comes from doing his duty to his lady as efficiently as possible, [[CombatPragmatist even if he must use decidedly underhanded methods to accomplish this]].
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: Nagi denies watching Hayate on Closed-Circuit Television... when asked how she could be sure he was master [[ADateWithRosiePalms of his]] [[TheCatchPhraseCatchesOn own domain]].
* ThatLiarLies: Nagi delves into this when she accuses Maria of wondering whether or not to lie to her mistress when asked a question to which the honest answer would simply be out of the question.
* TranslationTrainwreck: In the first {{omake}}.

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