->''"Madara facepalmed."''
-->--Everything you need to know about the fic, as summed up in Chapter 8

''Nareto: The Scret Of Shiobi'' is a FanFic by rosehokagegirlx47. It was originally posted on Fanfiction.net, but has since been taken down. Prior to that, it proved itself to be the MyImmortal of ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''. The fic ''was'' reposted, with further adventures for Emeraldia and friends, but was taken down again within mere days. You can read the whole thing [[https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B7jNVBoDqsoja3lIcjRONUQwUWc/edit?usp=sharing here]].

The story centres around [[MarySue Emeraldia Brightmoon]] who is said in a prophecy from Toad God is the only [[RougeAnglesOfSatin kunoch able to defet the Acutesushi]]. It gets worse from there. The plot, if there even is one, is mostly a RandomEventsPlot.

A dramatic reading can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9HOxcww60c here]]

Compare FanFic/MyImmortal and FanFic/StarkitsProphecy. Not to be confused with ''FanFic/NarutoTheSecretSongsOfTheNinja''.
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!!This Fic Contains Examples Of:
* AbnormalAmmo: The Sand-nin apparently have a "squid cannon" or something similar to one.
* AmoralAttorney: Apollo Justice, because he [[MindScrew supposedly]] killed Might Guy and is one of the five most evil people in the world, according to Madara.
* ArtisticLicenseLaw: When you have a "hart attic", it isn't murder. However, [[spoiler: Anko was murdered by Mello, but there's no way Silvette could know this.]]
* BigBadEnsemble: Danzo, [[OriginalCharacter Darkeye]], [[Franchise/AceAttorney Apollo Justice]], and Madara.
* BigDamnHeroes: Shino saving Emeraldia from Klank (aka Kankuro).
* BigNo: Jiraiya and Prince Gecko each deliver one in Chapter 6.
* BishieSparkle: Emeraldia, in chapter one. It's never mentioned again.
* BlatantLies: The story informs us that Emeraldia is the nicest girl in the Leaf Village right after she kills Butter Kid for no reason.
* TheChosenOne: Emeraldia is the only one who "can defet the evil Madaira and Acatsuke"
* CrossOver:
** A gender-bent Mello from ''Manga/DeathNote'' makes an appearance, having once lived at "Wham Hose" until "Korey" burned it down. "[[Creator/TomHanks Tom Henks]]", ComicBook/IronMan, and "[[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Ful Meatl Alchromust]]" are in Konan's [[ArmiesAreEvil evil army]].
** In Chapter Ate, "[[Manga/{{Bleach}} Bleachman]]" (aka Ichigo), "[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilit Sparkle]]", and the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles show up.
* CurbStompBattle: Most of Emeraldia's fights, but especially her fight with [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Naruto's Rival Gary]] (AKA [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Gaara]]) in which he stood up, she used a water jutsu and he died. Amusingly, however, this passage follows the fight:
-->[[BlatantLies Emeraldia collooped eon the groud after soch a log fit]].
* DearNegativeReader: In almost every chapter after the first. However, Chapter 9 and Chapter 10 have Rose telling the reader that she loves them.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: "loudly yelled loudly", among others.
* {{Determinator}}: An Akatsuki member named Ted breaks his jaw, but ignores it because he's evil.
* DisproportionateRetribution:
** Emeraldia kills Might Guy for peeping on her.
** She later kills Butter Kid for doing absolutely nothing.
* TheDragon: Konan to Madara, as opposed to Pain in canon.
* EvenTheGirlsWantHer: Emeraldia.
* FaceHeelTurn: Sakura joins Akatsuki after saying that she's suddenly evil.
* [[FlatWhat Flat Wut]]: Gaara's reaction to hearing Sasori of The "[[TotallyRadical Rad]]" Sand attacked the Hidden Leaf Village.
* FreudianSlip: Any time "[[MarySue Sue]]" slips in, especially when Tsunade is talking to Emeraldia.
* FrickinLaserBeams:
** Both Dye and Sasori's puppet have the ability to shoot them.
** Itachi can shoot them from... his floor.
* FriendToAllLivingThings: Emeraldia prevents a lion from eating her with her beauty.
* GenderBender: Mello from ''Manga/DeathNote'' is a girl.
* HumanResources: Fire Dad's corpse was found near the ramen shop, so it was ground up into ramen.
* InNameOnly: The only traits the characters have from canon are their village affiliations and positions.
* KatanasAreJustBetter: Sakura wields a katana.
* KilledOffForReal: Despite the [[UnexplainedRecovery unexplained recoveries]] going on, Might Guy stays dead after his death in the first chapter.
* KillItWithWater: How Emeraldia defeats Gaara.
* MeaningfulFuneral: One is held for Might Guy.
* NiceHat: Gaara has a hat with him before he fights Emeraldia. It's green.
* OnlySaneMan: [[NonIndicativeName Mary Sue]].
-->'''Mary Sue''':"No, I did not feed your lion. Lions are not pets. They are dangerous animals, and I don't want to lose a limb because you were stupid enough to adopt one."
-->'''Emeraldia''': "Jefff wood neber hert me!"
-->'''Mary Sue''':"Yes, but I'm not you, am I? You could walk up to the Akatsuki leader and he would immediately start calling you his dream princess. I'm an ordinary person, and probably the only one in this town! Honestly, when I graduate from Ninja Academy I'm moving to a place where the people have sense!"
* OriginalCharacter: Emeraldia, Jeff, [[OneLetterName R Teach, Y Teach, J Teach, X Teach]], Butter Kid, Brown Boris, Ted, Dye, Osher Bosher, Luna, Fire Dad, Silvette, Darkeye, etc.
* ParodySue: Emeraldia, certainly.
* ProductPlacement: Apollo Justice's hideout is at Burger King.
* RapunzelHair: Emeraldia's "wast" length hair.
* RougeAnglesOfSatin
* SoBeautifulItsACurse: Averted at first, which is odd considering the nature of the [[MarySue main character]] and the [[TrollFic story]]. Then Chapter 10 has Sasuke thinking this about himself.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS:
** Gaara is almost never spelled correctly. The worst offender is probably in Chapter Fib when it's spelled as ''[[SuperMarioBros Mario]]''.
** It gets pretty bad with Kankuro, too, to the point where it's sometimes almost impossible to tell whether the story is talking about him at all. "Klank" is actually one of the ''better'' attempts. And it doesn't help that the apparent OriginalCharacter "Brown Boris" seems essentially interchangeable with Kankuro, given how he's listed alongside Temari and later succeeds Gaara as Kazekage.
** Sakura is another frequent example in how many ways it's spelled, how often it changes, and how different the spellings are from each other and the actual name.
** Sasuke's name goes through a variety of ridiculous spellings like "Saske" and "Wasuke".
* [[ThePhoenix The Phonics]]: Brown Boris vomits up an egg that hatches into one in Chapter 4. It flies away and does nothing for the rest of the story.
* TrailersAlwaysLie: The summary mentions a LoveTriangle between Emeraldia, Sasuke and Naruto, but Sasuke doesn't appear until the end of Chatter Fib.
* TrollFic:
** Almost certainly. The character of Mary Sue speaking in perfect English and ''not'' being a MarySue despite being called Mary Sue indicates that the author knows what a Mary Sue is, therefore is almost definitely writing a parody.
** And some of the spelling mistakes are just too perfect to be accidental. "Loin" instead of "lion" is almost acceptable, but "Acutesushi"? That could've been the Cupertino Effect if not for the fact that it's Acutesushi and not Acute Sushi. And the addition of completely random characters from other fandoms and a few real life people in the most recent chapters ([[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle]], [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Xemnas]], [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo Kurosaki]], the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles, UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler, ComicBook/IronMan, Creator/TomHanks...)
* UnexplainedRecovery: Gaara dies in Chapter 4 and Kankuro dies in Chapters 5 and 6. Both come back in Chapter 8.
* VillainsOutShopping: Danzo and Darkeye go to a movie together. However, the movie is called "How to Take Over the World".
* WeaksauceWeakness: Gaara gets washed away by water.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Emeraldia only falls into the hole Sakura creates because she had to fight "six hundread seventy ate joenine on her weigh to [[WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}} shool]]".
* [[YouKilledMyFather You Killed My Brother]]: Kankuro to Emeraldia.
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