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->''"Some guy told me that im on Tv Tropes now which is like a wikipedia but for tv or something! THIS A FAMOUS STORY BUT I WONT LET IT GOT TO MY HEAD EVEN IF IM AWSEOM! Im not on tv but i guess death note is and thats why they licked it?"''
-->--'''The author''', when he found out about us.

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/Light_and_Dark_The_Adventures_of_Dark_Yagami Light And Dark The Adventures Of Dark Yagami]]'' (apparently written completely unpunctuated) is a ''Manga/DeathNote'' fanfic [[SoBadItsGood in the same way]] ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' is a ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' fanfic. It's written by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1723478/DarkYagami D'arkYagam'i]], author of ''Pain Note The Ressurekshun Of Ray Pember!'' and ''The God Of Time With No Name Lights Real Name!''.

It focuses on Dark Yagami, Light's twin brother who trained at Whammy House but is secretly Kira. At first. The story meanders to such an extent that any possible summary would be almost irrelevant by the third chapter, by which point Light's sister Sayu is "sexing" with Misa to steal her Death Note for her dad who has taken Watari's job because Dark told him to but is secretly working for L. Later he goes to prison then comes back and becomes King of the Shinigami before time-travelling to France to kill Near to stop a [[TemporalParadox time paradox]]. So... yeah.

While it is not renowned on the internet like other [[TrollFic troll fics]], It can be safely said that this fanfiction is on par with works such as the aforementioned ''MyImmortal'', ''DoomRepercussionsOfEvil'', and ''HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences''.

Has two completed dramatic readings, by [[TheHolyCabbage The Holy]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69Upzlw8azE Cabbage]] (lots of MSTing) and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFfEKEeeefI&list=PLYNcOqVhTmvb4blZ5PSEQ4ZrJNeWpREaM Lord Starfish]] (no MSTing except in annotations and the occasional snarky remark at the end of a chapter), as well as several unfinished ones, including[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOkboc6QdvE ReteikiAndYuma]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At-6ewXwZGY hanfern]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnKgcpJ9mUE&feature=related OperationGoChan]] (acted out with action figures), [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyvW0EPNEfs&feature=related Temascos]] (with snarky slideshows), and [[http://pamachu-productions.blogspot.com/2011/06/episode-4-light-and-dark-adventures-of.html Pamachu Productions]].
Similar to the Death Note fanfiction 'Gofic Love Note'. The anime of which can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYaRKs9PlzA&list=UUh8Cvqumoc-kLgXlbT0MUTw&index=1&feature=plcp here]].

Has a drinking game, which can be found at DrinkingGame.LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami. [[Characters/LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami And a character sheet]].

The author recently wrote a crossover with ''Literature/TheHungerGames'', called ''The Hunger Note Games'', where Dark Yagami participates in the titular games.

It has inspired three fan written sequels, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9793696/1/Light-and-Dark-Returning-of-D-ark Returning of D'ark]], [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9232528/1/Light-and-Dark-DEUX-The-New-Adventures-of-Dark-Soichiro Light and Dark DEUX]], [[http://dn-kink2.livejournal.com/1491.html?thread=1606355 SAD GOODBYES]], and a RoundRobin [[http://dn-kink2.livejournal.com/1491.html?thread=1638099 post game]].

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!!This fanfic contains examples of:

* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: ''"'BLOODY THANK YOU YOU BUMBLING BUGGER' he britished playing with his beardy thing."''
* AllJustADream: The 78th (approximately) Hunger Games.
* AllThereInTheManual: [[http://twitter.com/#!/RealDarkYagami The author's twitter]] will occasionally update us on the state or whereabouts of characters, such as Ryuk dying in a car accident/poisoning, before being resurrected by Blud.
* AnachronismStew: See YouFailHistoryForever
* AntiClimax: [[spoiler:L simply arrests Dark and Night before they can sing the song that ends the world. [[FridgeLogic Except that they already did it.]]]]
** [[spoiler:The creepy dude is just randomly hit by a meteor during the confrontation with him. Granted this is also the introduction of BiggerBad Khaos... who is ultimately defeated by [[ResetButton Dark finding a "Reset Note" and time-travelling back to before he became a threat and just killing him off then.]]]]
** The final ten chapters completely subvert it though.
* AnyoneCanDie: Apparently the point of chapter 40. D'ark even gives us this handy death tally:
-->DAWN killed by CYBERKATAKDA!
-->TWILIGHT killed by HAL!
-->SOICHIROS GOLDFISH killed by COOL DUDE PEEING IN THE TANK!
-->CYBERTAKADA sexed to death by SAYU!
-->SOICHIRO and WATARI killed by THEM
-->SAMANTHER outsceinced by NIGHT!
-->RAY killed by RUBBLE!
-->NEAR killed by DAY!
-->COOL DUDE killed by BLUD KING OF THE SHINIGAMI!
-->[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also Day got punched by L while he was tying his shoes!]]
* ApocalypseHow: [[spoiler:Class 6]] by the end.
* ArbitrarySkepticism - Surpisingly, lampshaded and averted.
-->''"Do ghosts exits?"''
-->''"THEY DO NOT MY GOOD YOUNG FREND BECOS THAT SORT OF THING IS IMPOSABLE?"''
-->''"But ur a shinigami arenít you imposable too?"''
-->''"NO COS THIS IS THE DEATH NOT WORLD WHERE SHINIGAMI ARE POSABLE"''
** [[MemeticMutation Ghosts don exits]]?
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking - In his evil base, Light has "computers and lasers and a nuclear and an xbox 360".
--> - "You killed my son and my daughter and you had sex with her in lights bed and you came in my house all naked and you DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE DINNER"
--> - [P]eople cried more until there was hurricanes and flooding and ducks everywhere stealing peopls' bread.
--> - "The sofa and the tv and soichiros favorite coffee table all got smashed to bits. Ray pember joined in the smashing and broke a book."
* ArtisticLicenseBiology: There is no way that Watari can be brought back to life from BULLET WOUNDS thanks to CPR (alone, that's all the "explanation" given) at least a month after being shot and killed. The human body does not work like that.
** This might be a ShoutOut to ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''.
** Also, Dark apparently grows a mustache while changing his clothes.
** If you fall twenty feet onto a barbecue that's lit, you won't be in any danger of catching on fire if you have an erection. Okay, that probably isn't what the author meant by "he was hard", but it's difficult to read it differently.
** If you cut your hair, don't wear make up, and get a tattoo that says "IM [sic] A DUDE" you will look like a man. Even if you're a woman. And you're naked.
** If your arms are injected with poison, you can "gargle all the poison out" and just spit it out.
* ArtisticLicenseGeography: "''We sent him to a top secret orphanage in Whales (its a town in England)''"
** Loch Ness (or Loch nes, as the author calls it,) doesn't adjoin it, either! And it's impossible to get the [[UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground Tube]] there either.
** How can a car chase through Paris end with someone flying over the river Thames [[EpicFail which is in England]]?
** Even better, Dark jumps down from the 'Eyfal' Tower and lands in the 'Tames'.
** Also, L and Watari take a taxi instead of their helicopter to go from Wales to the USA...
* ArtisticLicenseGeology: "The comet SMASHED into the sea and no one knew what it was cos it was like a new island so they called it AUSTRALIA"
* ArtisticLicenseHistory: When Dark goes back in time by 4 days to kill Near again, he takes him to his "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin wherehouse]] / Whorehouse" and reveals that he had it built when [[YouFailHistoryForever Watari was Queen]] (which hasn't happened yet) 6 MILLION YEARS AGO. [[ArtisticLicensePaleontology Before we can evern confirm humans even existed, let alone could build stuff]].
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes Guy Forks]] was [[YouFailHistoryForever shot there]].
** And Light's parents grew up in the Middle Ages. And had glasses. And Shakespeare. And fanfiction.
** Shakespeare is the king of England. And since this is before the Declaration of Independence, that means he's king of the whole world.
-->and a nuclear that L had stealed from the japan army.
** Japan does not have nuclear weapons, [[WorldWarTwo for obvious reasons]].
* ArtisticLicenseNuclearPhysics: The amount of things wrong with this sentence is... stunning.
-->They all hit a tanker and it was carring nuclears so when it went up it made a massive fireball that chased Near and Dark down the streets burning everything in its path.
** What's Soichiro's car made of if this can happen?
-->"MY CAR!" lights dad scream looking at the scratch in the paint that the nuclear bom had made.
* AwesomeButImpractical: Night kills people by tattooing their names on her skin.
** Also the "father detector" used by Watari ''explodes'' when it gives back a result.
* AxCrazy: Soichiro. In addition to [[ObligatorySwearing swearing on a regular basis]], in one scene he interrogates Mikami by holding a knife to his neck "like SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker".
* BackFromTheDead - At this point, the question is not whether a character comes back from the dead, but whether he or she comes back completely alive or undead.
* BadassGrandpa: According to Dark, Watari is a "bad arse". And according to him, he's L's biological grandfather.
* BadassMustache: Soichiro's PornStache, which he "[[DastardlyWhiplash twisted like an evil guy]]".
** Not to mention Soichiro regrowing his mustache in the span of a chapter because he's so manly.
* {{BFG}}: Matsuda's 'police gun'. On its highest setting it fires '''whole [[AbnormalAmmo police]] [[CrazyAwesome cars]]!'''
** Since he's "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin the chef]]", Soichiro's police gun takes this even further. His special police gun can fire '''[[AbnormalAmmo tanks, battleships and police trains]].'''
* BiggusDickus: When he becomes a Shinigami the size of a bus, he gets a "man thingy" as big as a bus and '''twice as wide'''. Doesn't seem to affect his sex life, though.
** And in the spinoff ''Pain Note The Ressurekshun of Ray Pember!'', Blud is mentioned as having a penis the size of a '''SUBWAY TRAIN'''-
* BigNo: L when Dark takes over the world, Watari after he loses his status as queen.
* BleepDammit: Constant use of the word "f-ck."
* BloodMagic: Dark uses Near's blood to make the Anti-Life Note.
* BoardingSchoolOfHorrors: Whammy House seems to be this in the epilogues. Watari stuffs Dark and Night into a '''box''' labelled "BORING STUFF DO NOT X-RAY" to take them on a plane.
** Roger the caretaker is even worse:
*** "All he said was "I HATE CHILDREN" all the time and laughed like an evil man and didn't give them some more at meal times and did creepy things with his dog."
*** "GO TO BED YOU STINKING BRATS OR I WILL TURN YOUR ARSES INTO chicken tikka masala (its a britishy Indian food! Its red LIKE BLOOD. MAYBE IT IS BLOOD?) AND SERVE IT BACK TO YOU ON A PLATE MADE OF THE QUEENS HATS" roared roger.
* BoobsOfSteel: [[LoveInterest Samanther]] has "the biggest chests in the world," but held her own in a fight with Blud
* BottomlessMagazines: Dark has a gun that holds 100,000 bullets. On the one hand, it's not breaking any established limits, but on the other, it's far too many for a real gun to have.
* UsefulNotes/BritishEnglish: Supposedly how Watari speaks.
* BreadEggsBreadedEggs: When Day is exiled to the attic, he is attacked by "ghosts and rats and ghost rats."
* BulletTime: "She pulled the gun and a bullet went out. Everything went all matrixy"
* ButtMonkey: Near. It's [[InvokedTrope invoked]] once, too.
** Light seems to have become one of these as well.
** Naomi too.
* CampGay: Light.
-->''That sounds laaaaaaaaameeeeeee!shrieked light balleting into the room. "You need to find a way to make something I need LIKE HAIR GEL" ''
* CatchPhrase: "(Event will happen) or my name isn't (Name!)"
** RunningGag: L using said catchphrase.
* CardboardPrison: Dark breaks out of prison quite easily with the help of his Royal Death Note.
* CharlesAtlasSuperpower: Like much of the story's craziness, this trope is not evident in earlier chapters; however, nearly all of the primary and secondary characters perform ridiculously superhuman feats at some point or another. Examples include Light's Mom punching zombies' heads off, Ckira exploding a police car by throwing a knife at it, Watari shrugging off getting hit by a tank fired from Soichiro's police gun, and Dark punching Blud so hard that the shockwaves start to destroy the Shinigami world.
* ChewBubblegum: ''Imhere to sex up L and bake cup cakes and im all out of cupcakes [[ComicallyMissingThePoint which is why I need to bake them]]!''
* ChristmasEpisode
* ChronicBackstabbingDisorder - An endemic disease in the ''Light and Dark'' universe. Blud manages to quintuple-cross Dark, before Dark double-crosses him back.
* ClusterFBomb: Soichiro.
--> '''Soichiro:''': "YOU F-CKING F-CKED UP F-CKER WHO F-CKS F-CKS TELL ME WHERE THE F-CKING LIFE NOTE IS AND DON'T LIFE NOTE THAT F-CKING F-CK NIGHT YAGAMI BAK TO F-CKING LIVE OR ILL BREAK YOUR OTHER F-CKING BREADMAKER!"
** And again in Chapter 25.
-->"WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! WHAT F-CKING F-CKED UP F-CKING F-CK F-CKING F-CKER OF A F-CKER F-CKING M-TH-RF-CKING F-CK F-CK F-CK F-CK DID YOU F-CKING MAKE MY DORTER PREGNANT?"
* ContinuitySnarl: An impressive feat considering that this story is only 36 pages long and written by a single person. Nobody (including the author himself) has an idea of what's going on any more - and it just keeps on getting funnier.
** The ending just makes this infinitely worse.
* CoolCar: The NASBUS, which "had a nuclear for an engine and another nuclear for the headlights which were so bright that it set the road on fire."
* CovertPervert: Watari.
* CPRCleanPrettyReliable: And it heals ''bullet wounds''.
* CreatorProvincialism: The very first line places Light Yagami as an American.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: "SHUT UP RUYK OR I WILL PUT A MAYPOLE INTO YOUR SKULL AND MAKE THE KIDDIES DANCE OVER YOUR FACE"
* ADayInTheLimeLight: Chapter 21, for Soichiro.
* DeathIsCheap: People can be revived with the Life Note, or brought back with some other AssPull.
* DeathBySex: This is how Sayu manages to defeat Cybertakada. [[FlatWhat Through great sex. Once the intensity of the sex is too high, meaning it's 'more than 100% sexing' the person 'getting sexed' dies.]]
* DemotedToExtra: Ryuk and Mikami.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment - "''"Why yes dear boy" answered dark coshing him over the head with a cosh.''"
** Or how about the "paint that the janitor used to paint things with".
** "''He was eating bananas like Ruyk ate apples but they were blood bananas made of blood.''"
*** ''"[[ShapedLikeItself poison bananas made of poison]]"''
*** ''"He kept the blood bananas in a special case because other people might eat them thinking they were not blood bananas and get a mouth full of blood banana and blood."''
** "''I am Dark Yagami. You look sexyed. I am Dark Yagami.''"
** Apparently, "Matsuda saw it".
** ''"The nuclear bom went off like a bom"''
** ''"Suddenly he stopped suddenly.''''
** ''"There was some rules in the front but he figured how it worked anyway because he was a genius and worked it out."''
** ''"like when people die in romeo and julyt when they die''"
** ''Blud watched the action unfold from his sky bass in the sky''
** ''He grew like a mushroom in a mushroom farm''
** ''[...] THE CLONING MACHINE BUT BASICALLY IT'S A MACHINE THAT MAKES CLONES''
** ''A bunch of red lights went red''
** ''"The secret weapon is pretty damn secret."''
** ''Outside he saw a shadowy shadow shadowing away in the shadows.''
** ''...who was slimy and smelly and smelled like slime.''
** "Blud looked at the royal death note that sat in his hands like an evil book sitting in his hands."
* DeusSexMachina: In Chapter 34, the Creepy Chick turns out to be able to time travel via "lots of sexing"
* DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch: Most of what Watari says. "''THAT FOOLISH WANKER DAíURQ IS IN NEW YORK AND HES KILLING SOME POOR SODS!''"
* {{Dissimile}}: A machine described as being like a time machine turns out to be a machine for going into people's dreams. What's the connection between the two?
* DontExplainTheJoke: Many times, like when Sayu comes out of the closet to blackmail Misa into having sex with her, or Chapter 16's title "Good night Night ITS A PUN."
** Everytime Near is mentioned, something or someone is "near" him. The author feels the need to point this out explicitly.
** Also used in chapter 3: "''Once Misa was alone Sayu came out the closet (get it!? : P ).''"
* DoomyDoomsOfDoom:
--->"So it could be anyone? We are doomed! Doooomed! Dooooooomed!" wailed Light like a baby who licked saying "doooooomed".
* DramaticEllipsis
* DramaticWind: Chapter 16, to almost ridiculous levels
* DreamWithinADream: In ''Literature/TheHungerGames'' crossover, after getting stabbed and dying Near wakes up and realises it was AllJustADream... then [[OrWasItADream finds the knife is still in him]]. Then Dark wakes up for real.
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Light, Dark, Blud, though they get better.
** And the "Creepy Dude" who gets killed by a random asteroid in chapter 29. Though knowing how this story [[DeathIsCheap works]], he might make a [[UnexplainedRecovery reapperance.]]
* DualWielding: Night wields two swords in Chapter 16, and Dark wields three in a manner suspiciously simliar to [[OnePiece Zoro's three-sword style]].
* EasilyForgiven: Dark's punishment for trying to ''destroy the world''? [[YouAreGrounded He gets grounded.]]
* EmbarrassingMiddleName: Darkus ''Taylor'' Yagami and Light ''Melville'' Yagami.
* EmphasizeEverything: Most of the time, but especially when things are getting "epic" or "awsome".
* EnemyMine: ''Everyone'' In this fic will abruptly work with former enemies to defeat new ones. Probably the best example is Dark and Night working to kill L for a few chapters, only for Dark to ally with L's ghost to kill Night, only for L's ghost to work with Night instead to kill Dark!
* EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas: Dark, apparently.
-->''"Tell... my... mom... I... love... Her!" said dark [[spoiler:before he died]].''
* EverybodyLaughsEnding: Right before an incestous sevensome ([[WritersCannotDoMath with only six peoeple in it...]]).
* EveryoneIsBi
* EveryoneIsRelated: [[spoiler: Taken to astonishing heights by the final epilogue thanks to some gratuitous time travel. Turns out that Dark is his own father; Light is his brother ''and'' son, L is his nephew and half-brother because he's Light's son, and that's not even ''half'' of it.]]
* ExoticEquipment: the extremely well-endowed Shinigami.
* ExtremeOmnivore: L.
-->''"She must be here somewhere gramps" L said eating the remote.''
* FakeDefector: Soichiro helps get Dark home and impersonates Watari, but reveals he's actually loyal to L.
* FalseCameraEffects:
-->''"Sorry son!" Soichiro said and they hugged and the happy music came and the camera went fuzzy.''
* FanArt: [[http://sailorquaoar.deviantart.com/art/Dark-Yagami-yeah-146580808]]
* FanSequel: [[spoiler: ''Light and Dark DEUX - The New Adventures of Dark Soichiro''.]] (Spoiler-tagged due to the title giving away a plot-twist that occurs near the end of this fic.)
* [[SciFiWritersHaveNoSenseOfScale Fanfic Writers Have No Sense Of Scale]]: If Blud is "like twice the size of Ryuk" he must have a hard time fitting himself into Light's bedroom.
** Blud later comes back even bigger, 'with twenty feet tall'.
* FightUnscene: Much of the Dark vs. Blud fight in Chapter 13 is supposedly too fast for the audience to see.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: Chapter 25. [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]].
* FullNameUltimatum: Some cops in chapter 24; apparently, Dark's full name is "Darcus Taylor Yagami."
* GambitPileup: Attempted, but failed rather miserably. Of course, that doesn't stop the reader from being morbidly curious about what ridiculous nonsense is going to happen next.
* GenderFlip: Hal Lidner is a male, while in the anime and manga, "he" is a she.
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: D'arkYagam'i certainly seems to think so.
* [[EvilTwin Good Twin]]: Day Yagami for Light.
* GoodNewsBadNews
* GoofyPrintUnderwear: Dark's underwear has "d"s on them.
* GoshdangItToHeck: Light's mom.
* GratuitousForeignLanguage: About three in this one sentence, along with a ton of RougeAnglesOfSatin.
-->"[[GratuitousSpanish GRACIAS!]]" she thanked. "I [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign fortez]] [[GratuitousFrench je]] [[PoirotSpeak was]] [[GratuitousFrench mort]]" (An: France for dead) "[[Literature/ToKillAMockingbird Jem]] apple Naomi"
* GratuitousJapanese: Chapter 26's title. In the epilogue meanwhile, someone who seems to be an AlternateHistory L speaks like this:
-->''"[[GratuitousJapanese Konnycheewar]]!" the not-naked dude said in [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Japanish]] (IT MEANS HELLO).''
* GunsAkimbo: Apparently used with Dark, but it's said that he "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin jumps out of a kimbo with guns]]"
** Watari with sniper rifles in Chapter 9.
* {{Hammerspace}}: Night puts a Life Note into her [[VictoriasSecretCompartment bra]].
* HandWave: In-universe example in chapter 29:
--> "Its probably nobody" said [[[spoiler:the fake]]] L waving like a moron. "Now who wants pizza?!?!?!?"
* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: Dark is ''not'' gay. The author want to make this very clear:
-->''Lightís parents had made lightís bed into a double bed (I know what your thinking sickos no theres no {{slash}}!)''
-->''Light and Dark were in bed together but only because there parents were to poor to get separate rooms its not like their gay or anything!''
-->''he loved Dark which maybe he did a little but not really cos Darks not gay!!!! SERIOUSLY''
-->''"I am not gay" Darksaid because the readers at home might think so other ways.''
-->''"Where did you get him he is very hansom!" dark said but only because he was a clone of him HES NOT GAY."''
* HeelRealization: Night.
-->''"Look Mr L dude" dark said darkly. "I just want to blow up the world is that so evil?"''
-->''"Yes because then where will the kiddies live?"''
-->''Night looked shocked and stopped signing.''
-->''"BRO! I NEVER FORT OF THAT!"''
* HighPressureBlood: What happens when Near [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment throws a knife back at a knife throwing guy]], dousing Dark's car with blood.
* HisNameIs: Mikami manages to get a "Light Yaga" before dying, and L is angered that the group never got a name.
* IKEAErotica - sex scenes are always avoided by telling us that the characters are 'sexing.' That's it.
* TheImmodestOrgasm: L gets a special mention.
--> "At first they only sexed a bit but then they sexed more becos Dark needed to brake in and L had to make a bunch of noise so she wood not hear the smashy bits."
--> "They sexed very hard and made so much [[RougeAnglesOfSatin nosse]] that a bunch of pigeons flew away all over the city and some dudes thought it was an earthquake but it wasn't because it was just some noisy sexing and Ls trailer was rocking real hard then it stopped cos they were done."
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: Night and L.
* ImprobableAimingSkills: Dark kills 1,000,000 stormtroopers with 100,000 bullets. That means every time he shoots, he kills on average ten people. Except he misses one... but then punches him so hard in face it kills 100 more.
** Near, using a Nerf gun, manages to shoot out the bullets of Dark's sniper rifle, as well as his scope, while Dark is shooting from atop the "Eyfal Tower".
* ImprobableWeaponUser: Almost everyone in this fic at some point.
* ImprobablyCoolCar: The watarimobile.
* ImprovisedGolems: In Chapter 33, a Khaos-possessed Light sneaks out of school by somehow making an animate doppelganger of himself out of ''mashed potatoes'' and sending it to class in his place.
* IncestIsRelative: Somewhere down the line, the author seems to have forgotten that Sayu is Dark's sister.
---> '''Soichiro:''' NO! My wife! And my daughter! And my son! [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And my other son who is an evil guy!]] And his girlfriend! And a girl from the bus! All sexing together!
** Oddly enough, 9 chapters later, Dark refuses to see Night naked because "it was his clon and thats like a sister and tthats gross."
* InNameOnly: The "hokie cokie". [[AvertedTrope Except, technically because of the typo, it isn't even InNameOnly]]. Also, all the canon characters and elements.
* InsaneTrollLogic: This gem from the most recent chapter:
-->I MUST KILL EVERYONE blud replied and he took the needle from TIOSEAFK!
-->"Why do you want to want to do that?" she asked pouting her lipsticky lips.
-->BECAUSE WE ARE SHINIGAMI AND THAT MEANS GOD OF DEATH AND GODS CAN DO ANYTHING SO THEY SHOULD MAKE EVERYTHING DEAD and he stuck the needle in a blood banana and sucked out the goopy blood inside.
* InTheBlood: Apparently, killing all "evil dudes" means that there cannot be any evil kids.
* JumpTheShark: InUniverse. And a little more literally than expected.
-->"''They did a bunch of jumps over a wall and a cruise boat but missed some sharks and didnt jump them ([[LampshadeHanging ITS AN INTERNET THINGY]])''"
* KickTheDog: Soichiro steals another policeman's jacket and uses it to heat the precinct. [[FridgeLogic But don't worry, he gets it back later!]]
* KickThemWhileTheyAreDown: The author does this to constant ButtMonkey Near. After being killed countless times and suffering the hatred of every character in the story, Dark steals Near's Legos so the poor boy doesn't get any presents for Christmas!
* KickTheSonOfABitch: Attempted with Dark attacking Near... except [[InformedAttribute despite what we're told]], Near never does anything deserving of his kicking.
** A {{retcon}} in a later chapter reveals that Near used a Blind Note to stop Light seeing a naked woman and tricked Light into killing TaylorSwift. The author [[LampshadeHanging specifically states]] that he introduced these concepts to make Near deserving of this kicking. And calls us "doushy" for it.
* KilledMidSentence: Mikami, while identifying Light as Kira.
* KilledOffForReal: The Anti-Life Note kills people and prevents the Life Note from bringing them back.
** It's used on Near, but [[UnexplainedRecovery he's fine in the next chapter]].
* KillEmAll - by the end the world has been destroyed, every person aside from Dark and Samanther are dead. Yet somehow or another the author claims there can be new adventures.
* KlingonPromotion: Blud became the Shinigami King by killing the previous King.
* KnightTemplarParent: Soichiro.
* LargeHam: Dark as the Shinigami King.
** Blud, Soichiro, and Watari qualify as well.
* LegoGenetics: The clone machine works like this.
* LemonyNarrator
* LetsYouAndHimFight - Dark claims credit for using this tactic to trick L and Light into killing each other, but [[Manga/DeathNote all evidence]] points to them coming into conflict with each other before Dark intervened.
* LetThemDieHappy - Blud.
-->"So [=BLud=] ate a blood banana and died happy."
* LineOfSightName - Retconned to the be the origin of Soichiro's name. [[spoiler:You see, Samanther was eating soy sauce and Cheerios when Dark awoke from his coma...]]
* LoveTriangle: [[TriangRelations Type 5]]. Dark loves Naomi who [[LesYay loves Night]] who loves Mello.
* LudicrousGibs: What remains of Matt after his car explodes.
** Also what happens to Dark after getting shot repeatedly with the police gun. [[NegativeContinuity That doesn't stop him from stealing the Everything Note four sentences later]].
* LuxuryPrisonSuite: Dark uses his Royal Death Note to make himself quite comfortable in prison.
* MagicCountdown: The countdown for the nuclear missile launch takes ''ages'' to move from 10 to 9, then jumps to 1 in a single line of dialogue.
* MagnificentBastard: [[invoked]] The author tries to invoke this with Dark, but the trope is averted due to the story's [[MindScrew confusing nature]] and Dark's complete and utter lack of subtlety in carrying out his plans. Despite having all the traits that a MagnificentBastard would not have, though, Dark proclaims himself a "sutle" MagnificentBastard and delivers a subsequent TakeThat towards TvTropes.
* {{Malaproper}}: Constantly.
* ManlyTears: Du'Arq ("HE started crying with happy but then stopped and man cried instead which was more manly.")
* MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext: It doesn't even do that.
* MeanwhileInThePast
* MediumAwareness
--> '''Light:''' "Stop saying colour! Your in America now! Its color!"
* {{Metaphorgotten}}: "HEY NEAR TRUTH OR DARE" mello roared lolling as blood explossomed out like a rainbow if all the colours except red were stolen by an evil leprechorn and instead of a pot of gold he had a pot of dead sparrows but they weren't dead they were zombies and they terrorised ireland."
* MindReading: Night Yagami, with her "Shinigami Ears".
* MindScrew: Dark can jump out of the basement window and fall 20 feet onto a lit barbecue... and live. Because he has an erection...
** Really, most if not all of the story qualifies for this trope. Chapter 42 especially qualifies. [[spoiler:Dark is his own father. He had sex with his mother/wife from the future who went to the past (with his amnesiac self). Or something.]]
** The final chapter of the [[RougeAnglesOfSatin epilog]] takes this even further. [[spoiler:It turns out that the Watari we knew throughout the whole story is actually Near, who is an evil clone who impersonates him and does L's bidding. The Near we used to know is actually the original Watari, whom L tied up and hypnotized with legos so that he forgot who he really was. The girl from the bus, who is actually also Samanther (which also makes her Light's mom) had sex with Light at some point and gave birth to L (which means that Creepy Dude is Light). Moreover, L is revealed to have somehow been transformed into a baby after being defeated by Dark during their final battle, and then sent back in time, where he becomes baby Watari. And after ''that'' reveal, Light somehow turns into Blud because he was Blud all along.]]
* ModestyBedsheet: Night, Chapter 16
* MoreDakka: Blud's seventeen crossbows stuck together with blood and "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin duck tape]]".
** To shoot 100,000 shots in the ~10 minutes that Dark's implied to have done it, his gun would have to be firing at a rate of 166 rounds per second. And each bullet can pass through ten stormtroopers before stopping.
* MotiveDecay: Erm... Dark? Aren't you trying to be God of a New World? Rather than just using your powers to shag your mother?
* MurderIsTheBestSolution: Dark doesn't bother much with planning, instead typically writing his target's name into the Death Note whenever he needs to solve a problem. L's plans to capture Dark tend to consist of sending assassins after him.
* MyNaymeIs - When Dark becomes a shinigami, he renames himself Du'arq. Except it usually gets spelled Da'urq. Or D'uark. Or D'rq. Or Du'Raq.
** Sa~Y'u, anyone?
* MyOwnGrampa - [[spoiler:Dark has his memory erased, becomes Soichiro, knocks up Samanther, and becomes his own dad. The Epilogues also reveal that L is Watari, making himself his own grandfather.]]
* NiceJobBreakingItHero - The girl from the bus kills Dark on L's orders, enabling him to become King of the Shinigami.
* NoIndoorVoice: Watari, Blud, Sorchiro
* ObligatorySwearing - Soichiro seems to suffer worst from this.
* OddNameOut - The Yagami children are named Light, Dark, Day, Night, Dawn... and Sayu.
* OfCorsetsSexy - TIOSEFAJ. Maybe. She wears "''[[BuffySpeak one of those sexy waistcoat things ladies wear in Shakespeare times with the chests and the wastes]]''" anyway.
* OffscreenTeleportation - How exactly does Soichiro get from his place to L's in the time it takes for Light & Dark to talk and Dark to call L?
* OhCisco - "Better make it a foursome!" No, Light, just no.
* OneOfUs - The author is aware of this wiki and makes references to it, but then a lot of these references are [[TakeThat derisive]]. When they are at all coherent, anyway.
* OneWingedAngel: [[spoiler:L makes a terrifying transformation during his showdown with Dark.]]
--> The bits of candy melted and caught fire and[[spoiler: L ]]who was now like an inch taller slumbered forwards covered in fire and lava and his hair was all wilds and two fires burned in his eyes which kind of hurt but now he was a monster so he dint care. '''''"THIS IS MY TRUE FORM"''''' he said.
* OppositeSexClone: Night Yagami, Dark's sister.
* OutrunTheFireball: Dark and Near when faced with a nuclear explosion in France.
* OutWithABang: Happens both literally and metaphorically to Cybertakada. Going to "[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale 101% sexing]]" with Sayu causes her to explode.
* PantyShot: Yes, in a fanfic.
* PaperThinDisguise: Night's attempt at crossdressing: a tattoo that says "Im ([[YouMakeMeSic sic]]) a guy". ''While naked''.
* ParlorGames: The kiddies at Whammy House play Strip Spin the Bottle Truth or Dare. It ends as you would expect. "Near was naked cos he lost all his four fits and everyone had lolled at his ugly bod. Mello had been dared to glue himself to the ceiling so he was stuck there for now. Cool Dude had got drunk on Rgoers beer and started kissing matt who was also drunk and everyone had lolled EVEN MORE."
* PetTheDog: Light buying a new breadmaker and flowers for Yotsuba to "say soz".
* PlotHole - Dark's Royal Death Note kills anyone's who name is written in it, even if you don't know their face or name. So... what ''do'' you write in it? To be fair, he could kill L just by writting "L" in it. Whether this was the Royal Death Note's exception or yet another unintentional ([[ParodyFic or not]]) is left for you to decide.
** Remember the quote at the top? That's bad enough on its own but it's later revealed that Dark didn't even have a car and went to America as a ship's stowaway.
** Soichiro is posing as Watari in Chapter 1. That's fine. But he's with L at "Watari House"[[invoked]] [[TemporalParadox at the exact same time he's in]] ''[[EaglelandOsmosis America]]'' with the Yagami family.
* PoirotSpeak: Some of the French people speak in a bizarre mixture of French and English ("TU WILL PAYEZ FOR THIS!"). Of course, the French is about as accurate as [[RougeAnglesOfSatin the English]].
* ThePowerOfLove: Dark claims this is the reason why he doesn't die in his fight against L in chapter 42. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext We don't see it either.]]
* PreviouslyOn - Watari has a computer that synopsizes the story so far. Except it manages to get the plot completely wrong. That's right - even the author doesn't know what's going on. Which, granted, is [[MindScrew entirely understandable]].
* PunctuatedPounding - Dark punctuates his threats against Near with coshing. "''DO (cosh) YOU (cosh) WANT (cosh) TO (cosh) BE (cosh) [[RougeAnglesOfSatin NECKS]]?''"
* PunctuationShaker - Du'arq. The author's username D'arkYagam'i counts too.
* PuttingTheBandBackTogether: L and Watari do this in chapter 35... Except halfway through they start recruiting people they clearly haven't met before so one has to wonder how this qualifies as getting the ''old'' team back together...
* RatedMForManly Soichiro. WordOfGod states that he's so manly that he can grow facial hair at an extremely fast rate.
** He's also so manly that when he yells into a cellphone, [[CrazyAwesome the satellite explodes, raining flaming debris on Seattle and Moscow, and STILL make the call go through]].
* RealMenWearPink - Subverted. Light and L's Harrier Jet is described as being "pink and lame and not badass" like Dark's is.
* TheRealRemingtonSteele - When Naomi first appears, she's Takada in disguise, but the real Naomi later appears.
* RecursiveFanfiction: this fic has "inspired" other works [[http://dn-kink2.livejournal.com/1491.html?thread=1606355#t1606355]], [[http://dn-kink2.livejournal.com/1491.html?thread=1638099#t1638099]]
* ResetButton: After Sayu launches nuclear missiles at Du'Arq, the changes he made, like making Watari Queen of England, are undone.
** The Reeset Note from the start of Chapter 35 also qualifies.
* ReverseMole: Blud
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Most of the story, but several lines stand out:
-->"Die you pies of shit!"
-->"Dark reached round and grabbed the [[AmbiguouslyGay cock]]"
-->'''Light:''' "Few! I thought I was a boner there!"
-->'''''"YOU WILL USE YOUR POWERS TO KIL... LIGHT [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion AYANAMI]]!"'''''
-->"YOU WERE ALL MY PORNS IN THIS GAME OF CAT AND MOUSE"
** Whenever the author says "vicarious" he means "[[BiTheWay bicurious]]".
** Let's not forget the 'angles signing' when lights mom came back to life.
* RousingSpeech:
--> ''"[=BLud=] said he will make me king of the shinigami if we win this fight so now we have to DOUBLE FIGHT" He shouted at every one because he was the leader and this is the part of the movie where [[DarkestHour everyon's all like "WE'RE GONNA LOSE"]] and dark is like "[[DoNotGoGentle NO WAY M-THERF-CKERS]]" and [[MisfitMobilizationMoment everyone cheered]]''
* RuleOfCool: Referenced at least. "I KNOW NOAMI WAS NOT ENLGISH BUT IT MAKESS THE STORY COOLER THIS WAY!"
** You can't read a passage like this one and tell me this isn't the coolest thing ever:
->Things got more awesome and they were fighting on the roof and there was lighting all around and winds blew everyones hair aaround and also blew away the [[ModestyBedSheet sheet night was using to not be naked.]] An thunder smash the roof of the building and bits of tile flew every where and it was very scary. Like if youve ever jumped in front of a bus and the bus was being driven by satan and there was a dead frog on the front and fire instead of a windscreen - thats how scary it was.
*** This entire fic is basically fueled by this trope.
* RunningGag: The "Near" puns, as well as [[OrMyNameIsnt "...or my name isn't...!"]]
* RuthlessModernPirates: Dark's boat is attacked by "moden pirates with guns and rockets and taking over oil tanks lick those guys on tv."
* SaidBookism: Constantly abused, especially "muttered." Some are clearly made up, like "rofled."
* SerialEscalation- How many more [[ShockingSwerve twists can be introduced]]?, how many {{Shout Out}}s will occur?, and how [[LargeHam Over the top]] can the characters get?
* SexyDiscretionShot - "''The stuff that was going on was pretty grafic and I donít want to make this fic M so all Iíll say is that it was sexy and Takada was using mop but was naked (youíll have to figure out how for your self rofl!)''"
* ShapedLikeItself - the favourite snack of Dark's shinigami Blud: "blood bananas made of blood". Also, "The nuclear bom went off like a bom".
* ShoutOut - See the [[ShoutOut/LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami Shouts Out]] page.
* ShowWithinAShow: Recursive version: '''''Manga/DeathNote'''''.
* SlapOnTheWristNuke: Either Soichiro's car is impossibly well armored, or the "nuclear bom" scratching its paint was impossibly weak.
* SlashFic - Initially it attacks slash - later, Watari finds L and Light in bed together.
* [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare]] [[BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy Was A Kira]]
* SmokingHotSex: L in chapter 27 after having sex with Light.
-->"They lay back and L was smoking a ciggeret cos that's what peeps do after sexing I think.''
* SorryImGay: L, when Night tries to seduce him to find out his real name.
-->''"I will sex with you if you tell me your real name." She spoke all sexy style. "Sorry but im gay"'' [said L] ''and slammed the door in her face.''
* SpitTake: With cake.
** And french fries.
* SpoilerTitle: The title to chapter 14: "[[spoiler:L Dies]]! but thats a twist!"
* [[spoiler: StableTimeLoop]] - [[spoiler:Dark has his memories erased by Blud in the final battle. So Samanther lives with him while being pregnant with three of his children. Because Dark has no idea who he is anymore, he grows a moustache and decides to be a cop named Sochiro. The three children they have are: Dark, Light, and Night. Since Dark can't remember Samanther's name anymore, she decides to just be called "Light's Mom". And from there the entire wacky thing begins again... somehow.]]
* SpiritualSuccessor: FanFic/CodeGeassAwesomeOfTheRebellion, which borrows the idea of the main character teaming up with his much more awesome long lost twin brother and just runs with it.
* StealthParody - It has to be.
** If [[http://i40.tinypic.com/9kqkoy.jpg this fandomsecret]] is to be believed, it is. [[http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/306262.html Link to FS post (#104).]]
** [[http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/306262.html?thread=155540822#t155540822 A confession]]?
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial - See HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday above
* SweetPollyOliver - Night Yagami gets a tattoo and changes into a man to go out with L and get his Life Note.
* {{Tagline}}: "IS HE GOOD? IS HE EVIL? WHO KNOWS!?" - Taken from the author's profile.
* TakeThat - One directed at [[TVTropes this very site.]]
** And one directed at ''Anime/CodeGeass''.
-->''"Suddenly a rocket WOOOSHED past and left a big line of smoke and a bang at the end where it missed but only the helicopter because it still hit another tower but it was okay because noone was in the tower except for that [[Anime/CodeGeass leloosh guy]] (MORE LIKE LELOSER AM I RIGHT!) an d everyone hates him so its cool except he has a giant robot [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch and also ive never seen it]]."''
** And yet another one at ''Twilight''.
--> [...] but it [the skin] wasn't shiny cos those vampires are lame
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat - Dark's speech when controlling [[spoiler:the Queen]], considering that it was completely prewritten in his Death Note.
* TapOnTheHead - Dark just won't stop coshing Near. With his cosh.
* TechnicolorEyes - "''[[ExtraEyes His seventy-nine eyes]] [[RedEyesTakeWarning all burned a diffrent shed of red]] except one which was gold because it contained the tiny good part of his sole''"
* TextualCelebrityResemblance: Samanther is described looking "just like the drummer chick from that scot pilgrim film" (Kim Pine), played by Alison Pill.
* ThatCameOutWrong: Many lines but this one really sticks out:
--> "It was the early morning and Light and Dark were in bed together [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial but only because there parents were to poor to get separate rooms its not like their gay or anything]]! [[TheImmodestOrgasm Light came all over the bed]] from the window of the room. Dark reached round and grabbed the cock from the table. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking It was seven oclock]]."
* ThemeNaming: Light's siblings/clones/duplicates/whatever are called Dark, Night, Day, Dawn, Dusk, Shadow, and Twilight.
* TheNineties: "It was the ninetys in America. Everyone was watching {{Friends}} and lissening to {{Nirvana}} and [[BackstreetBoys Backseat Boys]] on [[DecadeDissonance records]] and [[{{Grease}} driving motorbikes and wearing lever jackets everywhere and being all slick]] and watching flims like [[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} Goastbusters]] and LordOfTheRings! There was no thing as the internet yet so peeps had to download stuff from their TV instead."
* ThereIsOnlyOneBed - "But only because there parents were to poor to get separate rooms [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial its not like their gay or anything!]]"
* TheyKilledKenny: Poor Near.
* ThisIsReality: [[DiscussedTrope Discussed]] or [[AvertedTrope Averted]] or [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]] or [[DoubleSubversion Double Subverted]] or [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] or... something:
-->''everyone cheered except this isn't a movie THIS IS REAL LIFE except its not cos it's a fanfic and [[ForegoneConclusion everyone new they were gonna win]]! But they cheered anyway''
* TemporalParadox: Invoked but improperly used. Blud tells Dark that he's going to write Matt's name in the Death Note so that he dies in a car crash in the past and prevent him from stealing the Death Note from Yotsuba. Blud uses this trope to explain why he is saying this now and not when he uses the Death Note in the near future.
* TimePolice: Explicitly mentioned as existing in Chapter 33, but absent from the story. A time banker explains that they guard all time machines in the world except for "time trains"; the reason for this remains unknown.
* TimeSkip:
-->'''NOTHING HAPPENED FOR A BIT GUYS! THEY CANT ALWAYS HAVE AN EXITING LIVE SO IM SKIPPING LIKE A YEAR COS ALL THEY DID WAS GO TO SCHOOL AND KIRA DUDES AND THIS ONE TIME SOICHIRO HAD AN AFFAIR WITH THE DESK LADY AND LIGHTS MOM WAS REAL SAD SO SHE CHEETED ON HIM WITH WATARI AND NOW THERE EVEN'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood - Blud and his blood bananas.
* TrollFic: And it just gets more and more obvious with each new chapter.
** The obviousness reaches its peak in chapter 18, where D'ark has a massive stream of consciousness where he openly admits that what he just narrated makes no sense and throws in a ridiculously implausible HandWave before concluding with "...I don't know it's not my story. It is but I don't care."
* {{Trouserspace}}: Dark keeps his phone and Death Note here. And Blud "a bar of gold the size of the empire state building". And Mello a bottle, "to pretend he had a big man thing", and a ''bazooka''.
* UnexplainedRecovery: Blud comes back from being killed by Dark without explaining how he did so.
** Near provides an even more confusing example. In chapter 13, Dark kills Near because he needs him for a "sacrifis". However, later in the chapter, it's stated that Dark imprisoned Near. Night then writes Near's name in the Anti Life Note which is stated to be able to kill the victim forever. However, in the next chapter, Near is revealed to be alive.
** Two more examples are L and Light, whom Dark "tricked" into kill each other, but they both appear alive and well a few chapters later. Bizarrely, the ''opposite'' happens to Mello, who is described as a ghost during the same scene, even though he seems to have escaped the chapter he had last appeared in perfectly alive.
* UnitConfusion: The author claims that "killmeters" are the same as miles in France.
* UnfortunateNames: Watari Bumblesnoot the Third.
* UnrealisticBlackHole: Appears in the climactic battle, after Blud spits sizzling bacon grease at the ground that somehow penetrates to the Earth's core and causes it to rapidly expand until the planet explodes, somehow creating a black hole that proceeds to suck up ''the entire universe''.
* UnusualChapterNumbers: Dark goes back in time in Chapter 35; every chapter number after this is three less than what it should be.
* UnusualEuphemism: "Getting happy" seems to refer fairly consistently to becoming aroused (for male characters) or having an orgasm (for female characters).
* VoodooShark: This fic is so convoluted, it actually manages to VoodooShark a VoodooShark. Night magically reappears after [[DeadForReal Dying For Real]]. How did she come back to life? She was accidentally life-noted back by [[strike:Higuchi]] Yotsuba when trying to revive his dog Might Yagami. Why does he have a dog called Might Yagami? Because Light Yagami accidentally got cloned and came back as a dog called "Might" in the future. Right...

* WeirdMoon
-->Then the moon got really close to the ground and it was the pointy moon so it started stabbing people.
* WeirdScience: The father detector.
-->He had a machine in his hands that looked like a bomb which scared people but it was actually just a father detector. He stuck the wires to the creepy dudes neck and eyes and butt and the machine went "bip bip bip bip biiiiip bip bip biiiiiiiiiip bip bip" and exploded and then a paper came out.
** [[IAmNotShazam "Yotsuba"]] apparently revived Night Yagami by mistake, trying to revive his pet Might Yagami. It's not dumb that he screwed up the name (though that is bad); it's that he gave his own pet somebody else's last name.
* WeUsedToBeFriends: Dark claims that he and L used to be best friends until Dark shot Mello and Watari.
* WhamLine: From Chapter 42:
--> [[spoiler:'''Amnesiac!Dark''']]: What did you call me?
--> '''Samanther''': (looking at the bowl) [[spoiler: Soy... Cheerios... [[MyOwnGrampa Soichiro!]] ]]
* WhatTheHellHero: Soichiro denounces L for testing the Death Note on his wife, but he uses the Life Note to revive her.
* WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief: Trampled to death.
* WithCatlikeTread - L's idea of stealth in capturing Mikami is to jump through a window screaming.
* WholePlotReference: To Literature/AChristmasCarol. It's [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] once.
** Including, of all things, a ShoutOut to ''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol''.
* WorldOfHam
* {{Yandere}}: Potentially the "girl from the bus", who kills Dark after she's left out of the group hug.
* XMeetsY: ''Manga/DeathNote'' meets ''Webcomic/AxeCop''.
* YaoiGuys: Light and L.
* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: TIOSEAFJ.
* YouAreTooLate: "[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} I did it like 35 minutes ago]]" says Night when Dark announces he wants to steal L's Life Note.
* YourMom
-->''"If there is anything i can do?"''
-->''"COULD YOU SET ME UP WITH YOUR MOM?"''
-->''Dark punched Blud cos he was the only guy aloud to make your mom jokes about Lightís mom.''
* [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair You Gotta Have Dark Black Rainbow Hair]]. Du'Arq's hairstyle as Shinigami king.
* YouKeepUsingThatWord: The frequent use of "muttered" as a synonym for "shouted", "yelled", etc.
** The author does not seem to understand that some nouns simply cannot be used as verbs. "Turboed" and "I must faster" prove this.
* YouKillItYouBoughtIt: That's how you become the shinigami king.
** And, apparently, the Queen of England.
* ZombieApocalypse: "THE BURNED RADIACTIV WASTELAND FULL OF ZOMBIES THAT WAS ONCE AMERICA"
** A Shoutout to ''VideoGame/{{Fallout}}'', perhaps?
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