A Fanfic of the Left 4 Dead series, it follows the story of the hero Bob, a sandwich man, and the original cast in the sequel. They series is written in a fashion similar to the writer's other fic Beta Threat and takes cues from other trollfics such as Full Life Consequences and Doom: Repercussions of Evil.

[[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness Read it]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5736669/1/Left_2_Die_4ever here]].
Also has a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfRm6FM9afg illustrated Dramatic Reading]]
[[WMG: This fiction provides examples of:]]
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* BadassGrandpa: If we are to take the story's claim about Bob fighting Nazis literally, he'd have to be well into his 80's at least.
* {{BFG}}: The Prototip weapon. A nuclear bomb launcher that can fire radiation and is somehow capable of giving zombies a combination of cancer, AIDS, and fire.
* ClusterFBomb
* GunsDoNotWorkThatWay:
-->"!" yelled Bob. "NOMOREGUNSBULLETS!" So he threw the gunz and they eksploded because guns have gunpowder in them and they killed a hundred more zombies.
* HopelessWithTech: Bob is so terrible with cars, he has to eat special pills and boost his IQ to 9999 just to realize that Molotov Cocktails are filled the same gasoline that goes inside cars.
* RocketJump
* RougeAnglesOfSatin
* SayItWithHearts: Bob is capable of pronouncing "!".
* ShoutOut: A mysterious government man in a suit that seems to know something about this mysterious crisis? Who shows up at the end of the story to take the heroes away? [[VideoGame/HalfLife Hmm...]]
* TitleDrop: Both at the beginning and at the end
-->"You are not ''left 4 dead''. You are ''left 2 die 4 ever''! SO YOU CANNOT [=LIVe=]!"
* TrollFic
* ZombieApocalypse: A rather [[RougeAnglesOfSatin intersting]] example.