->''You know what? I'm going to settle back and enjoy life. I have a family. I have a childhood. I can be grateful.''

Kana didn't ask to be Kakashi Hatake's daughter, but she finds plenty of other things to question.

''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9358586/1/Kakashi-s-Kid Kakashi's Kid]]'' is a ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' self-insert fanfic with a hilariously intelligent, cynical narrator.

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!!This fanfiction contains examples of:

%%* AccidentalAimingSkills
%%* ActionDad: Kakashi.
%%* AuthorAvatar
* AwesomenessByAnalysis: With Kakashi for a father, this is not surprising. However, Kana has shown this in arguably ''every chapter.''
* BadassFamily: They haven't teamed up yet, but it's only a matter of time.
* BigSisterInstinct: Kana when her twin brother is threatened.
%%* BloodLust: Sparrow. [[spoiler:Strawberries!]]
* BerserkButton: Kana loves to find these, but so far does not have one.
* ChildSoldiers: There is no doubt what career Kakashi Hatake's children will have.
* CreepyChild: How most ANBU view the Hatake twins.
* CrypticConversation: Basically every conversation Kana has with an adult.
* DidISayThatOutLoud: Unfortunately, Kana's mental filter only works 99.99% of the time.
%%* DeadpanSnarker: Kana's thoughts are full of this.
* EmbarrassingNickname: Bacon-san. [[spoiler: He even starts calling ''himself'' this.]]
%%* ImposterForgotOneDetail
* KillingIntent: Practically Kana's signature. She practiced this often as an infant, [[spoiler:almost exclusively on Kakashi]]. She has also used it as an eerily effective [[DistressCall distress call]].
* MasterOfDisguise: Kana is set to become this in the future, being rather good at transforming into other people, and even having multiple identities before she entered the Academy.
* MysteriousParent: Kana and Kato's mom. The reveal is pretty surprising.
* ObfuscatingDisability: Suzume, an alias of Kana's, was not actually forced to retire from a ninja career.
* PastLifeMemories: What Kana relies on, until she realizes that the world is not [[ButterflyOfDoom set in stone]].
%%* {{Reincarnation}}: Kana.
* SelfInsert: Judging by the snarking in the author's comments, it's pretty dead close.
* SmartPeoplePlayChess: Checkers at age one. Shōgi at age three. Of course, Kana's mental age is closer to twenty. [[spoiler:She has also spent a few years memorizing Shikamaru's strategy.]]
* WiseBeyondHerYears: Kana, if only because she is probably older than her father.
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