[[caption-width-right:330:Jo Bekke, fan art[[note]]used with permission from [[http://trollseyeview.blogspot.com/ Monica Gilbey-Bieber]][[/note]]]]
->''"MI friend edited it 4 me. You're the best, Darry!"''
-->—'''Jo herself's author's note. (Thanks [[KissingCousins Darry]]. Without you, we'd have to read the unedited version.)'''
''jo Bekke At Hugwrts'' is a Literature/HarryPotter fanfic "written" by Jo belle/Jo bekke/Jo bel. (The author is having problems spelling her own name.) The fanfiction is about Harry's twin sister, Jo Belle Susie Lilly Potter, who learns she's a witch after she murders her uncle and then revives him by "wavd mi hnd" (waving her hand, for those who can't understand her [[RougeAnglesOfSatin horrid grammar and spelling]]). Also it's claimed that people have been commiting suicide after reading the story (probably not, but you get the idea).
Even the writer of MyImmortal stated that this must be the worst fanfic of all time. Well, [[EvenEvilHasStandards even trolling has its standards.]]
The fanfiction is reposted [[http://moonlightforum.webs.com/trollfics-galore here]], along with her lesser known, but just as racist and bigoted, other fics.
There's another version of this fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9196876/1/Jo-Bells-story-abote-hogwarts here.]]
An MST version of the fanfiction is recommend if you don't want to lose your brain cells, and a good MST would be [[http://anarchywriter.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=jo+bekke#/d4x5etn here]]
Compare ''FanFic/DaIvyCuvrdWalsUvHigwsrts'' (the author, with whom, real Jo was friends).
Compare and contrast ''FanFic/MyImmortal''.
!! ''Jo Bekke at Hugwrts'' contains examples of:
* AbortedArc: There are several.
* AuthorAppeal: Everything in this fic is this. Darryl even makes an appearance as a Gary Stu.
* AuthorAvatar: Her character shares names and viewpoints with her.
* AuthorFilibuster: She would go out of her way to tell everyone that gaes, blaks, amd nurtherners are dum.
* AxCrazy: Jo Bekke
* BackFromTheDead: Jo's uncle.
* DeepSouth: Jo Bekke is a walking redneck stereotype, as are all the "good" characters. (In spite of most of them being British.)
* FanGirl: Hermione/Harmony is an extreme fangirl of Jo Bekke/Jo Bel
-->''"She had a jo bekke t shirt on. She wore jo belkee earings, and JO bekle stamped pantz. She Also had a ho belle arm bracelet. She also had a JO belle ring on. And her finger nales had J-O-B-E-L on each hamd. "IM UR BIGGEST fan," HARMONY SAID."''
* GroinAttack: A lot of times.
* ICallHimMisterHappy: Darryl has a talking penis nicknamed 'Little Darryl.'
* InsaneTrollLogic: We think. It's too hard to understand her.
* KaleidoscopeEyes: Jo Bel's eyes are sometimes blue, green, or yellow. The art in the page depicts her with all three colors simultaneously.
* OutOfCharacter: Everyone.
* PlotHole: Too much of them to count.
* RapeAsBackStory: "Dey rap and hurt me."
* RapunzelHair: Jo Bel's 'durty' blond hair hangs down to her feet.
* RealPersonFic: [[Series/TheOprahWinfreyShow OPRA WHIMPFREE]], [[Creator/EllenDeGeneres ELEN DEGENERIS]], and [[Series/NineteenKidsAndCounting MICHel DUGAr]] all appear in the fic.
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Holy. God. Yes. More words are spelled wrong than right.
* SelfInsert: Obviously.
* TrollFic: Yet to be confirmed. Also, she has a better fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9230567/1/The-Night-Draws-Ever-Nearer here]], which is possibly an indication that the fanfic this article is about is an example of StylisticSuck.
* TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior: The protagonist is eleven years old. She is a serial killer and has sex with Darryl. Also, she pole dances on top of a tractor while smoking weed,
* RandomEventsPlot: With the exception of a few TheStationsOfTheCanon-moments from ''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone'', the plot is clearly non-existent.
* YouFailBiologyForever: Darryl apparently has a talking penis.
* YouFailEconomicsForever: Apparently, Gringotts is a store where you can get free money. And you drive sports cars to vaults. [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings And has a gremlin named 'Golum'.]]