[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6265649/1/Inglorious_Boshtets Inglorious Bosh'tets]] is a comedic Franchise/MassEffect fanfic written by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium. In it, Tali'Zorah vas Neema learns two valuable lessons during the two years of Commander Shepard's absence: One, that the universe hates her guts and two, that the entire galaxy is insane.

Set in a bizarro version of the Mass Effect universe, Inglorious Bosh'tets follows Tali and her crew of complete idiots as they go from one adventure to another, each one stranger than the last. The universe itself looks like a MegaCrossover FantasyKitchenSink with Inglorious Bosh'tets and its sequel Fanfic/ProjectGethinator containing things such as [[NorseMythology Valhalla]], [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer40000}} The Warp and Chaos Gods, Chainswords]], characters from games like BaldursGate, Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda, StarFox and so on, with the characters treating all this weirdness as completely normal.

In the end it all looks more like Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy than Mass Effect.

The one-shot [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6186967/1/Fursecution_Complex Fursecution Complex]] is also set in the same universe and referenced in the sequel, Fanfic/ProjectGethinator.

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!! This fanfic provides examples of the following tropes:

* ActionGirl: Tali is quite capable of handling a situation on her own -- and given [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits the crew]] [[DysfunctionJunction she has]] [[TheMillstone to work with]], she often has to.
* AlienArtsAreAppreciated: The Collectors have every season of DoctorWho.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Literally. "Omega was a haven for criminals, assassins, pirates, slavers, mercenaries, thugs, smugglers, tax-dodgers, and jaywalkers."
** Given that, from what we see of Omega in Mass Effect 2, the cars ''fly'', jaywalking is either really, really impressive or really, really lame.
* BadassNormal: Kal'Reegar, who single-handedly slaughters all the mooks when he temporarily joins Tali's team in one of the chapters
* ButtMonkey: Zig-zagged. Poor Tali gets this a lot. Whenever something crazy happens, at least one of the crew (often Prazza, who's usually the cause of the crazy) will pin the blame on her. However, most people outside of Tali's crew recognize Tali as having been a positive example of the quarians, and that it is her crew that is incompetent.
* CosmicPlaything: Tali simply cannot catch a break. Even the simplest missions have a tendency to go bad. Most of the time, Prazza's aggressive stupidity is the cause.
* ChaoticStupid: Tali's entire crew. Especially Prazza.
* CrazyAwesome: Kal'Reegar. He is crazy in that he is completely and totally sure that he has been personally present at every notable military conflict in recorded history, all the way back to ''[[Film/ThreeHundred the battle of Thermopylae]].'' He is awesome in that he is completely and totally capable of utilizing every notable weapon in recorded history to devastating effect. ''Dreadnought strikes'' leave more survivors than he does.
* DysfunctionJunction: Tali's crew, which consists of:
** Prazza, whose ''extreme'' idiocy, incompetence, and laziness frequently get the crew into trouble with anyone he comes across, including the ''Norse Gods.''
** Vrael, who is outright stated to be a criminal psychopath, and by policy tells off Tali for anything she does and blames her for anything bad that happens.
** Juodaan, whose suit is configured to dispense alcohol directly into his bloodstream.
** Skaal, who suffers from extreme depression.
* {{Expy}}: Skaal is one of [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Marvin]].
* FantasyKitchenSink: On top of the SF universe that is Mass Effect, the author has added some fantasy and paranormal elements.
* GoMadFromTheRevelation: This is what happened to a lot of people who viewed the "Forbidden Issue" of Fornax, which featured Prazza performing an obscene sex act that thankfully [[YouDoNotWantToKnow remained]] [[NoodleIncident undescribed]].
* GoneHorriblyWrong: Tali and company investigate a derelict Cerberus cruiser and find it overrun with mutant monsters. Turns out the scientists on board had been researching a cure for the common cold. oops.
* ItRunsOnNonsensoleum: Some of the technologies make no sense and are in-universe referred to as breaking the laws of physics. No one is bothered by this, nor does it stop the technology from working.
** Time travel is achieved by randomly pressing buttons.
* LongRunners: In-Universe, Doctor Who is still being made in 2185.
* MeaningfulName: One of Tali's crewmembers, who has configured his suit to dispense alcohol directly into his bloodstream, is named Juodaan'Viina, meaning "Let's drink booze" in Finnish.
* MegaCrossover: In the same universe, one can find things from ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'', ''VideoGame/StarFox'', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'', ''VideoGame/BaldursGate'', ''Film/EventHorizon'', Finnish metal and so on.
* TheMillstone: Tali's entire crew, although Prazza best qualifies for the description.
* NegativeSpaceWedgie: There is an in-universe technical term for this, '''[[FunWithAcronyms B]]'''[[FunWithAcronyms ig ]]'''[[FunWithAcronyms I]]'''[[FunWithAcronyms mpossible ]]'''[[FunWithAcronyms T]]'''[[FunWithAcronyms hing ]]'''[[FunWithAcronyms C]]'''[[FunWithAcronyms ausing ]]'''[[FunWithAcronyms H]]'''[[FunWithAcronyms avoc]]. [[spoiler: Such an event sent Tali and company to Earth in [[TimeTravel 2005]].]]
* NeverMyFault: Whenever something goes wrong, Prazza and Vrael ''always'' blame Tali, even though the problems are almost entirely Prazza's fault.
* NoodleIncident: We're never told ''what'', exactly, Prazza did in that issue of Fornax that got it labeled the "Forbidden Issue." But we know it was enough to violate thirteen laws in Citadel space, that it drove most people who viewed it to insanity or suicide and scarred the remainder for life, that Prazza did it to try to raise money for a Pilgrimage gift and got disowned by his family because of it and was unable to complete his Pilgrimage as a result, that the owner of the magazine was arrested the day after the issue was published and the magazine got a tarnished image and a ton of lawsuits because of it, and that it was something that went against the law of the galaxy, if not the universe, and most definitely didn't do much to improve relations with quarians in general.
* OverlyLongName: A Reaper is called Shug'nargoth'shemfhnargataghn.
* [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Woman]]: Tali.
* RunningGag: Almost every ship given to Tali ends up destroyed.
* RememberWhenYouBlewUpASun: Tali has made this somewhat of a habit of hers. It's gotten to the point that she's a legitimate scientific explanation for unexplained cosmic explosions.
* SmallNameBigEgo: Prazza, BIG TIME. He believes in his own skill and popularity even after the lack thereof is repeatedly pointed out to him.
* StarKilling: The faulty mineral scanner on board Tali's ship in the beginning is apparently capable of doing this, as Prazza accidentally finds out.
* TimeTravel: Tali and her crew briefly travel to and crash on Earth in the year 2005.
* XmeetsY: Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy meets Franchise/MassEffect with a whole bunch of other things thrown in for good measure.
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