[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6745467/1/Fullmetal-Eds Fullmetal Eds]] A fanfic that combines the eponymous characters of ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' with the cast and setting of ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''. [[SurroundedByIdiots You may now feel sorry for Edward Elric]].

The story starts when [[JerkassGods Truth-kun]] gets bored after [[DidYouJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu losing a game of]] ''TabletopGame/ConnectFour'' to Al's body. So, he decides to send the Ed boys to the other side of the Gate, [[ItAmusedMe just to see what would happen]]. Along the way, the Eds encounter an Ishvalan orphan, who plays the part of the OnlySaneMan.

!!Tropes:

* ActionGirl: Calla's first appearance consisted of [[DynamicEntry stabbing a guy in the knee]]...[[ImprobableWeaponUser with a fork!]]
* AmusingInjuries: Every time Edward smacks Eddy with his metal arm, [[DrinkingGame drink]]...
%%* BeautifulDreamer
* BerserkButton:
** For anyone familiar with FMA, there's the whole "[[TheNapoleon Don't-call-Ed-a-pipsqueak]]" thing.
** Also, don't bring up Calla's parents. [[spoiler: Or [[UnstoppableRage be the]] [[OhCrap person who started the war]], either]].
%%* {{Buttmonkey}}: Eddy.
* FourTemperamentEnsemble: Eddy is choleric, Edd is melancholic, Ed is sanguine, and Calla is phlegmatic.
%%* DeadpanSnarker: Edd. Calla as well.
%%* [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Did You Just Beat Cthulhu at Connect Four?]]
* DumbBlond[=/=]BrainyBrunette: Inverted with Edd and Eddy, respectively; Double D is blond, but he's still TheSmartGuy, while Eddy has black hair, but is no less an IdiotHero.
%%* {{Jerkass}}: Eddy.
* MediumAwareness: WordOfGod says that the reason Eddy started cussing is because he ''knew'' he was now in a series where he could get away with it.
%%* NoFourthWall
* TrademarkFavoriteFood:
** For Ed, buttered toast, obviously.
** [[spoiler: Calla]] ''loves'' the taste of pomegranate, and in fact this is how [[spoiler: Ed Elric [[ThroughHisStomach warms up to her]]]]
** [[spoiler: For Envy, chocolate parfaits]].
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