->''"Finally, the day the Bat Man will die finally came!"''
-->-- '''The Joker'''

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5648476 Batman In the Bowels of Hell]]'' is a ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' fanfiction by [=ComicsNix=].

The story simultaneously follows the dynamic duo and ComicBook/TheJoker and their respective missions and objectives all mixed with the usual Comics Nix charm. The Joker, sick of Batman ruining his plans, decides to try and kill him using a powerful Egyptian jewel he stole from a museum. Batman, however, attempts to infiltrate Joker's lair alongside Robin. Caught in a trap, the heroes are killed, and must make a DealWithTheDevil in order to stop the Joker once and for all.

Also, The Joker engages in [[SarcasmMode raunchy]] sex with ComicBook/{{Batgirl}}.

A dramatic reading can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXcxmibWD_c here]].

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!!Tropes:
* AbnormalAmmo: Satan gives Batman and Robin tridents that shoots "onion bullets agains vampires" to use against the Joker...however, the Joker is not even a vampire. Plus [=ComicsNix=] seems to have onions confused with garlic.
* BatmanGrabsAGun: So does Robin in the beginning of this fanfiction.
* BloodyBowelsOfHell: Appropriately enough given the title. Hell in this fic is described as being hot, but no flames are present; instead it is made up of human flesh, shit and "vomit spitting paraphernalia". Not to mention disturbing sexual torture devices.
%% TheCameo: Hitler.
* CampStraight: Satan claims to be straight, and yet wants the Joker to be delivered to hell because he "has a fine ass". Hell also features sodomy machines, and priests are "arched and got their mouths in the penis of one another, in a circle of blowjob."
* CrackFic: It's basically the Batman version of ''FanFic/MyImmortal''.
%% DealWithTheDevil
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Batman and Robin fall into what is described as a "snake filled pit full of snakes". Not to mention the above quote.
* EyeScream: Batman and Robin's death at the beginning of the story starts with their eyes bleeding and then their pupils explode. Later Gotham residents are described as shoving their fists in their own eyes, and the Batmobile apparently runs over eyeballs.
* GranolaGirl: Batgirl. [[spoiler: Quite literally, especially since she has granola in her vagina.]]
* GroinAttack: Batgirl greets The Joker with one of these when he arrives at her house. Also, Batman and Robin's initial deaths are the result of snakes biting them in the groin and making their penises explode.
* GrossOutShow: Just like all the other [=ComicsNix=] tales, this fic features copious amounts of gross-out humor.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: [[spoiler: The Joker is eventually defeated when Robin tricks Joker into swallowing his own semen, which apparently turns people into sexual mind slaves.]]
* HumongousMecha: [[spoiler: Batman uses one of these to battle Demon Joker]]
* {{Lemon}}: Joker/Batgirl sex scene.
* MisplacedWildlife: Implied in this quote, "Bagirl them moaned like a koala, moving her legs like a kangaroo jumping in the hot desert plains of Austria". Doubles as ArtisticLicenseGeography because Austria does not have deserts.
* NoPeriodsPeriod: Averted, during the Joker/Batgirl scene mentioned above.
* NotIfTheyEnjoyedItRationalization: [[spoiler:Batgirl originally seems horrified and upset that Joker is going to rape her, but as soon as the actual sex scene starts, it seems consensual. Later in the story she tells Batman and Robin about it, upset once again.]]
* OneWingedAngel: [[spoiler: The Joker transforms into a "fifty-foot-tall demon with fifty wings flying above Gotham and pooping all over it"]]
* OutOfCharacterMoment: Batman swears, violently beats Robin, uses guns, and kills.
* TitleDrop: "Batman and Robin are a now dead, in the bowels of hell itself."
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* WithCatLikeTread: When Robin is about to impale the Joker with his trident, he shouts "CHAAAAARGE!!!" and the Joker dodges him easily [[spoiler: and Robin accidentally impales Batgirl instead.]]

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