''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/alchemical-solutions-worm-exalted-thread-14-newborn-number-needs-nurturing-nine-newcomers-near.6779/ Alchemical Solutions]]'' is a {{WebOriginal/Worm}}/{{Exalted}} crossover Quest currently running on [[Website/SpaceBattlesDotCom Spacebattles]]. It is the story of Enduring Order Administrator, aka Taylor Hebert, dealing with being a magical communist robot. Also, Autochthon screws things up.

Run by [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/members/gromweld.294183/ Gromweld]], a former [[{{BlizzardEntertainment}} Blizzard writer]], and inspired by {{Fanfic/ConquestQuest}}. There are currently 14 discussion threads, and the story-only thread is [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/alchemical-solutions-worm-exalted-story-only-thread.3388/ Story Only]].

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* ApocalypseHow: Creation [[spoiler:has been devoured by Oblivion, after being conquered by the Ebon Dragon.]]
* ArtifactOfDoom: The Eye of Autocthon, the device that is literally so powerful it ends up being a LiteralGenie because it can't work on a small scale, seems to have materialized in Taylor's possession. [[spoiler:And it's sapient, although nice to Taylor because she treats it like a person.]]
* BackFromTheDead: Taylor, as Enduring Order Administrator
* CameBackStrong: See above.
* DeusEstMachina: Autochthon, the Great Maker, the Machine God.
* [[spoiler:DoomedHometown]]: The Endbringer attack on Brockton Bay is very very different. [[spoiler:Behemoth targets Taylor ''personally'', levelling BB in the process.]]
* EvenTheGirlsWantHer: Both Miss Militia and Clarendon's gay principal have commented on her looks, mainly to forewarn her that a lot of other people are going to be interested.
* FirstEpisodeResurrection: Of course, she only died in order to be resurrected in the first place.
* FlashbackNightmare: Taylor suffers these after the [[spoiler: attempted assassination]].
* FollowYourNose: [[FlyingBrick Aegis]] does this once while Taylor is cooking.
* FoodAsBribe: Taylor uses her amazing cooking skills (enhanced by her crafting powers) to bribe people into doing jobs for her and to shore up her poor social skills.
* HealingFactor: Taylor, as an Exalted, heals four times faster than normal humans.
* ImpossiblyDeliciousFood: Taylor's crafting enhancements extend to cooking, including the ability to automatically craft Exceptional examples with one of her charms. Given the difficulty of crafting Exceptional things, her cooking can be literally superhuman.
* InstantArmor: One of her Charms lets her integrate and extrude armour using {{Hammerspace}}. This includes equipping a full set of PoweredArmor in a few seconds by extruding it into the appropriate position.
* InMysteriousWays: Autochthon. Sadly, not always in ''good'' ways.
* {{Invisibility}}: One of Taylor's Charms handles this, to an exceptional degree.
* JailBait: Taylor's fifteen, but looks like she's twenty due to being in a new Alchemical body. She's also as beautiful as it's possible to be, which makes things awkward.
* LegallyDead: The aforementioned revival left a corpse behind.
* NakedOnRevival: And stuck in her robot form. But she had super-invisibility powers, so that's OK.
* NoSocialSkills: Taylor literally started as this, according to Exalted mechanics. She's been working on it since.
* OhCrap: The reactions of the players, repeatedly.
* PoweredArmor: She's built some, including antigravity pack.
* RobotGirl: Taylor is an Alchemical. [[VoluntaryShapeshifting She can look like]] either a robot or a human (or a human with some robot-parts if she wants to use her powers).
* SlumberParty: Taylor has one of these with Vista.
* SociallyAwkwardHero: Taylor started with very low social attributes and abilities. The players have been consistently raising the latter, but she's still struggling. She'll jump in front of a bullet without thinking but has to call up someone she barely knows for advice when she's asked on a date, ''before she says yes or no''.
* SuperSenses: Taylor has Optical Enhancements, including InnateNightVision and XRayVision. One of them is a medical scanner; she no longer scans [[MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat boys who are looking at her]].
* SuperToughness: Taylor, being an Alchemical Exalt, is a little tougher than a normal human.
* SupremeChef: Taylor, due to her crafting enhancements applying to cooking. Also serves as the TeamChef.
* TakingTheBullet: Taylor deliberately puts herself in way of a bullet fired at her rather than dodge, as it would have hit Vista otherwise.
* TheCheerleader: Taylor joins the Clarendon cheerleading team at Glenn's encouraging. She's quickly accepted.
* WhamLine: [[spoiler:“Ooh, Sirkalla! That’s a pretty name! I’m Riley!”]]
* WorldsMostBeautifulWoman: With Appearance 5, Taylor is regarded as one of the most beautiful people in the world.
* WrenchWench: Taylor.