''A Death to Remember'' is a ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfic... Kind of. It started out as a seeming MyImmortal parody, with a TsundereSue main character, named Appyllyna Phorc Twyggstarr. In ParodySue convention, Edward Cullem (or however the author chooses to spell it this time around) is inexplicably in love with her, but she reacts to his advances with increasing violence. However, as the story continues, it becomes less of a ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfic, and more of a crossover with ''[[MindScrew everything you can think of]]''.

The author goes by the screenname of [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast PyromaniacalCadaver]], who seems to be two people: one, referred to as Meck, and one known as Carli. They have distinct writing styles; Meck's is shorter and much more random, though it has some truly [[CrowningMomentOfFunny hilarious one-liners]], while Carli's is more descriptive and tends to contain more {{Shout Out}}s. There is a third person who seems to know the two, identified as Kelly or Eastmangirl, who is the story's most dedicated flamer, though she recently entered the ideas challenge for it, claiming that Meck blackmailed her.

It can be read in all its glory [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5849948/1/A_Death_to_Remember here]].

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!!Featured Tropes:

* AndThereWasMuchRejoicing: Granted, Appyllyna doesn't actually ''celebrate'' Mons' death, but she's perfectly happy to take on her killer as a new sidekick.
* AwesomeMcCoolName: Appyllyna Phorc Twyggstarr.
* BilingualBonus: BlindIdiotTranslation is expected, but you need to know what the Russian and Chinese actually mean to fully appreciate it.
* BlindIdiotTranslation: The only correctly-identified foreign text in the fic is the Latin near the beginning.
* ClusterFBomb: The entire fic.
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Mons dies when ''a rock falls out of the sky and hits her on the head.'' She is a ''half-vampire''.
** "It was a FUCKING ROCK! WHAT THE FUCK!"
* EyeScream: It starts with Edward getting a lit cigarette ground into his eye, then it [[{{Squick}} all goes downhill from there]].
* '''{{Gorn}}''': One of the recent chapters is even called [[LampshadeHanging "GURO"]].
* ImAHumanitarian: At one point, Meck writes a list of things she wants to eat. All of them are [[EyeScream eyes]].
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: PyromaniacalCadaver.
* NinjaPirateRobotZombie: "I was really a powerful vegan ninja who trained with the mafia. I also had magical powers."
* NonHumanSidekick: [[CaptainObvious Pyrite.]]
** Mammie, the Mammoth.
* '''ShoutOut''': God, where to start?
** In one chapter, Appyllyna ''steals the [[Series/DoctorWho TARDIS]]''.
** Multiple references to Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia, including Rome's song.
** "i kidnapped her and ran off with her, kinda like in NationalTreasure."
** Pyrite's whole existence seems to be a shout out to SnakeAndBacon.
** In chapter 18, Appyllyna and [[Comicbook/TheSandman The Corinthian]] have an [[EyeScream eye]] [[{{Gorn}} party]].
** "That's not my bodyguard, that's [[Manga/AzumangaDaioh mai waifu]]."
** It referenced ''Literature/EcceRomani''. The ''Latin textbook''.
* ParodySue: There's no way it isn't a troll.
* TalkLikeAPirate: Pyrite, the Pirate.
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