''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6038453/1/ Ugly]]'' by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1663904/amour-tue-lentement amour tue lentement]] (also the author of the ''Manga/DeathNote'' fic ''[[FanFic/MonsterADeathNoteAU Monster]]'') is a ''Manga/DeathNote'' CrackFic. After watching ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' Misa asks Ryuk why he's so ugly and [[TheBet Ryuk makes a bet with her]] that ''he's'' not the one that her darling Light finds repulsive... HilarityEnsues.

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!! ''Ugly'' provides examples of:
* TheBet: Ryuk makes a bet with Misa.
* ButtMonkey: Misa and Matsuda.
* CrackFic
* DatingCatwoman: Light and L.
* DatePeepers: Ryuk and Matsuda.
* FanDisservice: Ryuk is bringing sexy back.
* FanGirl: Misa becomes one for ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' because there's little else to do besides kill criminals.
* {{Irony}}: The one time Light actually notices Misa she isn't paying attention.
* MaliciousMisnaming: "Hello My Name Is Ugly"
* NoMrBondIExpectYouToDine: Light treats L to [[HoYay a candle-lit dinner.]]
* NoSocialSkills: L seems confused by Light's actions.
* {{Shinigami}}: Ryuk. Misa complains because he's not sexy like the Shinigami in ''Manga/{{Bleach}}''.
* ShoutOut: Misa watches ''Manga/{{Bleach}}''.
* SlashFic: It becomes quite obvious that Light would much rather spend time with L than Misa.
* VillainsOutShopping: when not killing criminals [[FanGirl Misa watches anime]] and Light [[DatingCatwoman courts]] his ArchNemesis.
* VisibleSilence: L upon discovering that Light has prepared a candle-lit dinner for the two of them.
* WineIsClassy: Misa gets a vintage bottle of Chateau Mouton Rothschild, 1982 for her date with Light which Light steals to share with L ([[HoYay and L alone]]).
* YourCheatingHeart: Light sneaks off from his date with Misa [[HoYay to spend some time with L.]]
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