''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5732917/1/The_Wolf_Blood_Lineage The Wolf Blood Lineage]]'' by ComicsNix tells the story of [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hermione Granger]], who learns early in the first chapter that she's actually [[OverlyLongName Foxylene Siouxsie Angel du Dehors]], heir to a SecretLegacy of [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot mecha]] [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent wolves]], and gets thrown into a RandomEventsPlot.

[[CrackFic Yeah,]] [[MindScrew it's kind of]] [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible like that.]]

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!! ''The Wolf Blood Lineage'' contains examples of:

* ADateWithRosiePalms: After Luna is sexually harassed by Dumbledore, she runs and masturbates in the bathroom "just to break the tension."
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: "Luna falls over the blood soaped ground, crying the tears for that girl that showed her new will to live thru tribulations. Ron clenches a chalks between his legs, to protest against the very laws of lawful nature. Neveille throws hands to the air, clamouring mercy from the heasvens. Ginny sings chants to applacate the raging thundering spirits of wolf blood lineage. Carl Johnson lowers his head and pray for the soul to be delivered at the upper dimensons. ''Hagrid smokes a pipe.''"
** "Now Foxy is really, really terrified. There's no hope for her. Snape will tell everything; the wizards are going to cage her, rape her, kill her and smudge her makeup."
* BeigeProse
* BigApplesauce: [[strike:Hermione]] Foxylene has to go to New York to discover her SecretLegacy. We never learn why, and her entire trip across ThePond is [[BeigeProse summarised in a few paragraphs.]]
* BilingualBonus: Foxylene's last name means "[[OriginalCharacter from the outside]]".
* BodyHorror: A lot of it, though usually so over-the-toply insane that it's hilarious. Special mention goes to Draco in chapter 13, where [[spoiler:his hand is skinned off, and the skin is replaced with '''cheese'''.]]
* ClusterFBomb: "Bitch is [[AdolfHitler your fucking Fuher]] you bandoling piece of fuck!!!"
* CostumePorn: "Now, Foxy have a blonde pompadour hair, like [[AmyWinehouse Ammy Whinehose]], but more beautiful and hot. Her nails got painted green like the sea of India and she now uses cool new clothes of the ultimate fashion. [[IntentionalEngrishForFunny Her pants are jeans trousers, but they are yellow like the sun in the morning of countryside Romania and are very tight, highlighting her curvy and sexy hips and legs of godess.]]"
* CrackFic
* {{Crossover}}: "Foxy, let me introduce you my cousin...[[spoiler:[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas Carl Johnson!!!"]]]]
-->'''Bennett the Sage:''' "And the universe just imploded."
** Also: "[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII MBarrier]], now!!!!!"
* DealWithTheDevil: "I made a blood pact with the the devil himself"
* DramaticReading: Courtesy of WebVideo/BennettTheSage's Fanfic Theatre [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/28746-the-wolf-blood-lineage here.]]
* EvilLaugh: [[spoiler:Minerva]] has one.
* FurryFandom: Draco acts like a dog for [[strike:Hermione]] Foxylene.
* {{Gorn}}: "she shoots the rider`s face, obliterating his head in a thousand of bloody messy pieces of scourged foul brain all over the highway."
** The cock fight and ensuing riot afterward in chapter five.
* GroinAttack: The only way to kill a male mecha werewolf.
* IKEAErotica
* InfantImmortality: Averted. A baby's carriage is thrown into the street after the baby's mom is shot in the face, killing the baby.
* LighterAndSofter: As [[{{Gorn}} horrifically graphic]] as the story can get at times, it's actually quite tame compared to [[GrossOutShow the author's]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice other]] [[NauseaFuel stories]].
* MindScrew
* MobilePhone: Harry, Ron and Foxylene are all given one, despite the fact that it's set in TheNineties and that they don't work in Hogwarts anyway.
** They had mobile phones in the '90s, but they weren't handing them out to kids until the very end of the decade.
* MushroomSamba: Happens when Harry and Ron smoke Hagrid's cigar.
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: [[strike:Hermione]] Foxylene is a mecha wolf witch.
* OurWerewolvesAreDifferent: They're mecha.
* OurZombiesAreDifferent: [[spoiler: Minerva]] returns as a brain-eating zombie. Appearently resulting from a demonic pact in hell.
* OverlyLongName: [[strike:Hermione]] Foxylene Siouxsie Angel du Dehors is from the same school of nomenclature as [[MyImmortal Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way]], leading a lot of readers to suspect it to be a TrollFic even without knowing who it's by.
* PrisonRape: The rare co-ed example happens to Luna.
* ProductPlacement: Attempted, for [[http://community.livejournal.com/lol_typo/133410.html "Boing"]] aircraft.
* PurpleProse: Used along with the BeigeProse. Somehow.
* RandomEventsPlot
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Just look at any of the quotes in this page.
* SecretLegacy: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin It's there in the title.]]
* TheStoner: Hagrid. Yes, Hagrid.
* ThoseWackyNazis: [[strike:Hermione]] Foxylene and Luna meet some in "muggle" prison.
* TrollFic: [[strike:Possibly]] It's by ComicsNix. ''Definitely.''
* UnfortunateImplications: "The woman was very strange, clothed like an unwashed gipsy, but she was not a gipsy, only unwashed."
* YouFailBiologyForever