->Jean Bart: "Now you shut up, my boy! My chicken on Farmville need to hatch!" (Motions to a pot of boiling eggs)
->Trafalgar Law: "This guy has some serious vision issues."


'''The [=DysFUNctional=] Pirates''' is a 2011 OnePiece fic by Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin. In the fic... Well, here's the summary:

->"Basically, pirates all over the Grand Line from the Capricorn Pirates to the Straw Hat Pirates to the Heart Pirates and even the Marines are caught up in cracky and abnormal situations. Kick back, grab a comfy seat, get some popcorn, and watch the chaos."

In short, it's a OnePiece CrackFic that's going strong with 40+ chapters and no end in sight. A Christmas spin-off, ''The DysFUNctional Christmas'' exists as well as a director's cut of the story ''Da Hungah Games''. This fanfic contains examples of:
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* BrickJoke: Boa Hancock's behavior in "Night at the Learning Annex". Because of it, she got banned from appearing in a few chapters. She does make a return in "Law and Bepo at KFC", to the disgust of Nami.
* {{Butt Monkey}}: '''Everyone in this fic''', especially Law, Smoker, Ace, Mihawk, Nami, and Sanji.
* {{Cameo}}: Grell from ''Manga/BlackButler'' makes a cameo in "Why we Can't Celebrate Spring Break".
** [[AxisPowersHetalia Sealand]], [[Manga/FairyTail Wendy]], and [[EurekaSeven Talho]] make cameos in "Law and Bepo at KFC".
** It's implied that the authoress makes a cameo in "Where's Mansopp?"
** In "The Abuse of Girl Scouts and Cookies", [[{{Axis Powers Hetalia}} Austria]], [[{{D Gray man}} Lenalee]], and [[{{Tsubasa Chronicle}} Fai D. Flourite]] all make cameos.
* CrackDefeat: How [[spoiler: Molly and Law]] won "Stranded in... A Parked Car". Kaku lost because he went to go get a soda, Olvia lost because Aokiji told her that something bad happened to Ohara, Doflamingo rolled off of the car in his sleep, Hina sleepwalked out of the car, Sengoku had to leave the show after [[FanNickname Pwngoat]] swallowed a Nintendo Wii remote, Chimney had to go to the bathroom, Perona had to meet Gecko Moriah somewhere, and Arlong got arrested.
* CrackFic
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: "Evita! The Abridged Parody!"
* {{Gag Series}}
* {{It Makes Sense in Context}}: The decision to cast a {{Kesha}} wannabe as Wiress in "[[Literature/{{The Hunger Games}} Da Hungah Games]]".
* {{Mood Whiplash}}: Chapter 38. It starts off as a hilarious parody of Literature/{{The Hunger Games}} trilogy, but it ends with a [[{{Tearjerker}} tearkerking]], [[{{Crowning Moment of Heartwarming}} heartwarming]] dedication to the people who died or went missing in the earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear disaster in Japan, as the chapter was posted on the anniversary of the quake.
* NoFourthWall: In most of the chapters.
* {{Noodle Incident}}: The mention of a place called "Grandpa Garp's Bauhaus Village" causes the cast to shudder. Whatever happens (or happened) there has not been revealed yet.
* PlayedForLaughs: Anything that happens in this fic.
* {{Parody}}: "Evita! The Abridged Parody!" [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin is a parody of]] {{Evita}}.
* {{Re Cut}}: There's a director's cut of ''Da Hungah Games''. {{Word of God}} states that ''Selleck Waterfall Sandwich'' (the oneshot in the fic, not the dead fic of the same name) may also get a director's cut.
* ReferenceOverdosed: PlayedForLaughs in all of the chapters.
* [[spoiler: {{RickRoll}}]]: Happens to Law, Kidd, Bonney, Killer, Nami, Sabo, Ace, Kartik, Matsu, Sanji, and Robin in "The Phantom of the Venetian Las Vegas" when they discover that the phantom is [[spoiler: Rick Astley]].
** [[spoiler: Happens again at the end of the first anniverary special for the fic]].
* {{Running Gag}}: Serveral, including Blaise's {{Ho Yay}} tendencies toward Mikuri, the song "Oh No, You Didn't" from {{Mercenaries}}, the World's Largest Stapler, and the fact that Hancock got banned from a few chapters because of her Learning Annex lecture.
* ShoutOut: See ReferenceOverdosed.