A SuzumiyaHaruhi fancomic. A random thought from Haruhi causes Kyon-kun to change sex, creating Kyon-chan. Haruhi then loses all sense of control when it comes to Kyon's female body, while the rest of the SOS-Brigade has to deal with the consequences of this sudden transformation. [[spoiler: Including some of their own. And then a male Kyon appears to make things extra interesting.]]

See here: [[http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/832 Tea Of Sagittarius]]
[[http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/2723 Tea of Sagittarius: Kyon x Kyonko]]
[[http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/2726 Tea of Sagittarius: Herb]]

Sadly, the entire [[NoExportForYou comics are in Japanese]] with no translation in sight. A translation has been made on the links provided!
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!!This Fanfic Provides Examples of:
* AuthorAvatar: Haruhi on accasion. See below.
* BelligerentSexualTension: [[MindScrew Kyon and Kyon]].
* BlackComedyRape: One of the very first scenes is Kyonko being molested by Haruhi, or at least the before and after.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Haruhi's rants in response to people complaining about nipples being shown. Her/the authors response is basically an explanation on how, no, nipples being shown isn't inherently sexual, so shut up.
* ContemplateOurNavels: Many example, with the most notable is [[spoiler: Kyon and Kyonko's blowjob experiment, of whether it's a masturbation or a very serious (and [[JustForPun screwed up]]) example of ScrewYourself.]]
* {{Corpsing}}: During [[spoiler:Kyon & Kyonko's blowjob experiment]], Kyonko keeps bursting out laughing due to a combination of nervousness and it sinking in with her how absurd her [[ScrewYourself current situation]] is.
* CutenessProximity: Haruhi was reduced into a gibberish mess in present of Kyonko. Nagato has to either knock her unconscious or help her inhales some helium.
* ADateWithRosiePalms:
** Kyon talks about it with [[spoiler: male Asahina, to help her with her frequent uncontrollable erections.]]
** [[spoiler: Male Kyon comes over to toss one off away from Nagato, leading to one of the most awkward blowjobs possible.]]
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: Yuki sitting on an UFO during an ImagineSpot, among other things.
* GenderBender: Kyon, [[spoiler: Koizumi and Asahina.]]
* GenderFlip: [[spoiler: Kyonko appears. As in, the actual Kyonko, not the GenderBender version already in the story.]]
* HarshWordImpact: Not harsh per se and more of a CutenessProximity with similar effect, but Haruhi was recoiled and almost fainted when Kyonko called her [[spoiler: Master]].
* IKEAErotica: To quote one comment: "This is definitely the most psychologically in-depth blow job I've ever seen." [[NarmCharm Its actually pretty awesome and chilling]].
* LossOfIdentity: [[spoiler: Koizumi and Asahina of the gender version.]] Kyon so far seems to be more or less immune, though [[spoiler: his/her first period caused Haruhi to lose the image of his identity she had, with weird effects]].
* MomentKiller: Karaoke Service natch.
* MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat: Yuki is really that perceptive and it bring Kyon... [[RagingStiffie problems]].
* NoPeriodsPeriod: Averted. Its actually the catalyst to a major plot twist.
* NoseBleed: Some epic ones from Haruhi and Asahina.
* RippleEffectProofMemory: Only the SOS-Brigade, Mori-san and Arakawa are aware of Kyon's original gender. [[spoiler: Subverted later on though, as Koizumi, Haruhi and Asahina begin to slowly lose their gender identities. Koizumi in particular is very worried about this.]]
* ScrewYourself: [[spoiler: Kyon and Kyon-chan. It starts with a kiss brought about by mutual antagonisment, and then moves to an experimental blowjob brought about by Kyonko's curiosity.]]
* SingleMindedTwins: Played with to a degree. The first time [[spoiler:Kyon and Kyonko]] think differently is in ''Herb'' [[spoiler:regarding where Kyon should cum]]. Their argument, if anything, came from their chronic self-denial.
* SingleTargetSexuality: Everyone is Kyon-sexual. [[spoiler: Even Kyon(-ko)]] Koizumi even straight up admits it.
* StripPoker: Koizumi and Asahina don't do so well.
* TwinThreesomeFantasy: Played with to MindScrew level. The Omakes treats AU!Kyonko and Genderbent!Kyonko as different person, adding AU!Kyon to make an {{OT3}}. [[http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/814991/breath-brown_eyes-brown_hair-comic-dual_persona-ge Observe the comment if you wish]].
* UnresolvedSexualTension:
** Averted by Haruhi to Kyonko, well, [[BlackComedyRape onesided as is it but still]].
** Played straight with [[spoiler:Kyonko and Kyon, interestingly, the main issues pretty much root to how both of them are UnreliableNarrator, that is, self-denial]]
** The event in Herb lead to an ending where it's partially resolved [[spoiler:now that Kyonko and Kyon has experimented with oral sex, and she wanted him to use 'boyfriend' as a cover story so he can visit often]]
* WhamEpisode:
** [[spoiler: Male Kyon's appearance who is the Kyon we know aka John Smith]]
** In-universe, for Haruhi it was [[spoiler: Kyon-chan's first period. Before it she was certain that Kyon-chan was a gender-bent boy, and thus will never have periods.]] This was so great of a shock to her that she [[spoiler: caused the male Kyon to appear.]]
** [[spoiler: Kyonko appearing. No, not the genderbend one, the {{Gender Flip}}ped one.]]
* WholesomeCrossdresser: Mikuru-kun dresses as a girl despite being a boy (with the added complication s/he can't help it [[GenderBender as Haruhi made it this way]] and yes this includes fake breasts).
* YouFailSexEdForever:
** Minor in-universe example on the very beginning. No, Kyon, you won't die from having an orgasm because of the gender change.
** Averted during the course of the ''Herb'', even if the narrator(s) exaggerate it, it was perfectly in character and realistically awkward.
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