->''We Sholdent Agrue Anyway Cause Everyoene Know Jappense is Surperior Rase in Uneverse.''
-->--Kanyaya

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7840045/1/Tarvos-and-Fairie-A-Love-Story Tarvos and Fairie: A Love Story]]'' (usually referred to as ''Tarvos and Fairie'' or ''TAFALS'') is a ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' fanfic, and almost as infamous as ''FanFic/HomestuckHigh'' or ''FanFic/{{DAVE STDIDER POKEMON TRANER}}.''

Its plot is complicated and involves TimeTravel, but most of it seems to focus on "Tarvos" Nitram and "Fefiri Pixies" trying to go on a forbidden love adventure, meeting villains such as "Music/{{Skrillex}}", "Sekret Agent Friska" and "Erdoon". Oh, and a Koibito Minano keeps appearing every now and then, who is Japanese because the author is a huge weeaboo, and uses AddedAlliterativeAppeal and a more intelligent/confusing vocabulary than everyone else.

!!Tropes:

* AddedAlliterativeAppeal - Both the author and Koibito often use it.
** "I sighed in a angsty streaming steam of sultry swirling sadness."
** "I donot condone this wretchedly warped wantonly wickedly wayward! behavior!"
** "and decadently divinely dashingly delicately deluged against the profound, unfathomable, truthful brinies"
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking - "Even afterwords Slox used to beat Tavros up and even made fun of his lame Pita Pan costume"
* CostumePorn - "I put on a classy yukata decorated with a pattern of falling sakuras (AN: HAHA YOU PROBALY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I JUST SAID). I then put on traditional japaenes wooded sandals, and I also put my favorite Nartuo T-Shirt. It had a panorama (AN: Fancy word for pic) of Naurto, Saske, and Sakura, doing an intricately complex pose while Saske, the hotest of the three, was holding an ostentatiously elongated katana in the middle."
** Despite claiming she is well-informed about Japanese culture, she does not seem to realize that a t-shirt over a yukata does not go well together on any occasion.
* DelusionsOfEloquence: Koibito. And the author in some prose.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment - "The despiring black clods swirled across the sky, appearing as if they had depressed sad faces, wrinked with sadness."
* EskimosArentReal: For some reason, the author dismisses Aradia for not being a canon troll.
* EveryoneIsBi: Koibito only dates bisexual Asian trolls.
* [[GratuitousJapanese Gratuitous "Japaenes"]] - The author will try to get however little Japanese she knows into the fic, and immediately give an English translation.
** The author seems to be extremely racist. She believes that Japanese is the superior race, despite it not even being a real race different from Chinese (which she immediately berates with "CHING CHONG") and the likes, and at one point, says it is a shame that not everyone is Japanese. She states that she only likes Japanese animation, despite Homestuck being written and animated by an American. Her character does not date "STUPID WHITE ANERICAN TROLLS" like her.
* IKEAErotica - Feferi: "I fell asleep in the real world, and now I am in a strange purple city. Sollux walked up to me, I think I was still sleeping, and he raped me! He made my dream self pregnant! Oh no!"'
* InformedAttractiveness - Koibito Minano "VERY VERY attractive for a troll for [her] age."
* InformedFlaw - Kanaya is racist apparently. Her first line of the fic is a description of how racist she is.
** "GA: Hi My Black Soul Brother. I Have My Doubts About You Because I am A White Rainbow Drinker And I Am Racist But Pretending To Be Black"
** In the Homestuck canon, none of the original characters have a canon race.
* MisterSeahorse - A three chapter arc introduces a side plot in which Equius has a baby, and Koibito, Tavros, and Feferi have to figure out who the father is.
* OpenSecret - In chapter two, Sollux is described as "imotral (but ist a SEEECREEET)" twice.
* PurpleProse - The author believes abusing a thesaurus makes her a better writer: "Im looking up new was to improve my writng skills with more advanced words and stuff."
** "Each individual creature containsed rectified fins that gracefully fluttered against the hydrogen dioxide bubbley foam; and decadently divinely dashingly delicately deluged against the profound, unfathomable, truthful brinies; possessing each and every shimmering spectral hue that resides in the object created by the light produced from the eternally glowing ball of light; and the dripping, coruscating liquids that descend from the grey, depressed clouds, known as a 'rainbow.' "
* RougeAnglesOfSatin - The author justifies her misspellings by saying it is her "TYPING QUICK! !" (typing quirk) and then goes back on her word two sentences later by saying that in the future, she will google spellings she is unsure about. Among other things, uses "whom" to mean "who," and believes that improves her grammar.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness - Used frequently in prose and by Koibito. Combined with Purple Prose. And Gratuitous Japanese. The result is horrifying.
** "I hypothesize it is imperative thou hast to be aware that the actuality that we are destined to benefit to frends throgh befriending one another nano desu"
** "Your adversary whom was once youre supporter had respectable intentions as you may or may not know. She would have homocided the obtuse Japanese-culture intolerant baka homosexual hipster that you are cognizant with and is refereed to as Erdain with her chinsaw massively"