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[[caption-width-right:259:For the record, nothing as down-to-earth as [=StarKit's=] face emerging from a circle in the sky happens in this fanfiction[[note]]... until the epilogue, when it ''[[AscendedFanon does]]''[[/note]].]]

->''[[MemeticMutation "And he held out... SOME JEW!"]]''

''[[http://starkitsprophecy.webs.com/ Starkits Prophcy]]'' is a ''Literature/WarriorCats'' [[TrollFic FanFic]] that chronicles the life of [[MarySue StarGleam]], [[TheChosenOne StarClan's chosen one]], from her apprentice ceremony onward. She deals with such trials and tribulations as a LoveDodecahedron [[RelationshipSue with Firestar, Graystripe, Blackstar, Hawkfrost, and Ashfur]]; the threat of Hollyleaf and Tigerstar as they try to take over the forest; and attempting to convert the Clans to Christianity. Somewhere along the way she discovers that she ([[AuthorAvatar along with the author]]) is a lesbian, becomes leader of [=ThunderClan=], and [[DeathIsCheap dies multiple times]].

It is a full-on RandomEventsPlot. If you really feel you must attempt to make sense of it, go ahead and read it yourself -- but be warned, you may lose brain cells in the process.

Three amusing [[DramaticReading dramatic readings]] have surfaced so far. They can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYUt9hb3TPEm3O_RqualtpYVlFdue8NJl here]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ghoLFkdx2U&feature=related here]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rx7srhe-oE here]].

Arguably the ''Warriors'' equivalent of ''FanFic/MyImmortal''. See also ''FanFic/HiddenProphices''.

The author has also started a sequel, titled ''StarKitsPRophec2TheTwoSibinglgs''. A new Clan called [=MapleClan=] is introduced. Stargleam and some other characters from the first fic are in [=StarClan=], and they receive a new prophecy to pass on to the Clans.

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!!This fanfic contains examples of:

* AnatomicallyImpossibleSex: Somehow, [=StarGleam=] has become PREGGANT by the also-female [=JazzSong=]. [=JazzSong=] even [[LampshadeHanging points out that this shouldn't be possible]], but it's still not explained.
* AskAStupidQuestion: After experiencing her own death, [=StarGleam=] needs to ask how she died. And then almost immediately afterwards has to ask if she is dead again.
** '"who is [=StarGlaem=]" asked [=StarGleam=]'
* AuthorFilibuster: Screw the plot, using two whole chapters to teach the Clans about how important it is to find [=StarClan=] (i.e. God) is ''much'' more important.
** The author also goes out of her way to remind us that [=GleamStar=] and [=HawkFrost=] don't have sex before getting married.
** It strays into straight AuthorTract for a while, as for a long period of time the story is more about how "wrong" it is to be gay than any consistent plot element.
* ArtisticLicenseBiology: [[spoiler:[=GleamStar=]]]'s kits come out through her stomach.
* ArtisticLicenseReligion: The Clans have never heard of God, nor do they practice any human religions. Yet they still say "Oh my god!" (or rather "OMG!" or "MOGOSH!"), and the Ten Commandments (or rather "Ten Commons") play a role in the story.
** The fact that anybody who doesn't like the fic is instantly a "stnist" who hates "jEssus" may count, too.
** "11. No BENG GAY!f"
* AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther: [[spoiler: [=StarGleam=] and [=JazzStar=] in the finale.]]
* BadassPreacher: [=StarGleam=]: "ACCEPT JESUS MOTHERFUCKERS!"
* BackFromTheDead: [=StarGleam=] (''twice''), [=AshFir=], and all the cats listed under UnexplainedRecovery.
** Although Tigerstar and Hawkfrost are both dead in canon, they both seem to be alive for the purposes of this fic.
* BearsAreBadNews: Hollyleaf "turned in[[DramaticEllipsis ….]] A [[RougeAnglesOfSatin BARE]]!"
* BecauseDestinySaysSo: Apparently, [=StarGleamStar=] has to [[spoiler:become evil]] because "its my destinty I no that now."
** When [[spoiler: [=StarGleam=] begs [=FluffyKit=] not to die]], he has this to say: "'I have tos tarGleam its my detsinty.'"
* [[BeginnersLuck Beginner's Luck]]: Chapter three, in which Firestar praises Starpaw with words of wisdom: [[RougeAnglesOfSatin "The last cat i new that culd fiht lik that was SandStrom. Your a good fihter"]]
* BeigeProse: Especially early in the story.... "The cats gathered around a pool. They all looked into it eagerly. A dark shape appeared on the surface. A blue she cat looked up. Her eyes were bright."
* BigOMG: "OMIGOSH U MEAN LIKE SCOURG?" STARPAW SHOCKED.
* BigWordShout: There's one on nearly every page.
* BigYes: "YESSSASSSSS"
* BlackComedyRape: [=BlackStar=]'s [[RougeAnglesOfSatin "MOLE STRAEP"]] of [=StarPaw=] in chapter five comes across this way unintentionally.
* BrokenAesop: Apparently, being "unfateful to our mat" is okay as long as it's [=StarGleam=] doing it.
* CainAndAbel: [[spoiler: [=TigerKit=] and [=FluffyKit=].]]
* CamelCase: In the original series, the "Clan" in [=ThunderClan=] is always capitalized, whereas the suffixes of the names never are. This fanfic inverts that, other than the occasional mistake which [[MindScrew corrects the original mistake]].
* CaptainObvious: "You see there is this prophcy Starcaln gave me it said out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly." [=StarPaw=] gasped. "What does it mean?"
* CargoShip: InUniverse. Jayfeather mentions being in love with a stick, meaning the author has decided to make [=Jay×Stick=] canon. This is probably the only CanonDefilement that most fans won't object to, since [[CrackPairing a lot of them already ship him and the stick anyway]].
** After al this tim she finds out that her fathe loved a sTICK. [[LargeHam SHE GAPD IN SHOC.]]
* [[spoiler: CastFromHitPoints]]: [[spoiler: [=StarGleam=]'s final attack on the villains.]]
* ChestBurster: [[spoiler:[=StarGleam=] gives birth to kits through a "BRAKE in her stomchi", with hefty doses of ArtisticLicenseBiology]].
** This is taken up a notch in the Christmas Special, where the birth of Starkit is shown. The scene plays out exactly like the birth of Jesus. This quote from the chapter says it all: "This is our savor." said Bluesatr. "We know it. We sae t in the stars. Starkit will ne JESUSS!1!1!1!11"
* CluelessAesop: The author's attempts to teach us that [[MemeticMutation BENG GAY!f]] is wrong. [[ArtisticLicenseReligion And the evangelism.]]
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: 'Also im not a [[{{Troll}} torll]]!1 ppl tell me Im ver petty!'
** Also in 'Chatper Forr [=GayStripe=]'
---> "OMIGOSH U MEAN LIKE SCOURG?" STARPAW SHOCKED. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint 'No ur much prtter then sourg']] said Graystripe
* ConflictBall: Three toms decide they want [=StarPaw=] for themselves, leaving [=StarPaw=] upset and indecisive about which one to like.
** Now with the added conflict that she seems to be in love with [[DracoInLeatherPants [=Hawkfrost=]]] and she doesn't want to be (even though she seems perfectly fine with other cats WHO ALREADY HAVE MATES liking her...)
*** But this gets resolved when she just becomes Hawkfrost's mate anyway, without any complaints at all.
** Now Ashfur is after her, too.
* CrackFic
* {{Crossover}}: Given the geographical and species barriers, the [=HoBare=] may be the closest we'll get to having a ''Literature/WarriorCats''/''[[{{Literature/Seekers}} Seekers]]'' crossover.
* CurbStompBattle: Every single "fight" consists of one character running towards another character, and the other character dying.
** The final chapter when [[spoiler: [=StarGleam=] destroys all evil with FrickinLaserBeams]]
* DearNegativeReader: Nearly every chapter.
-->flamrs ur all satanits!11 anyon who dosent like the stro is a staneist cause [=StarGIPaw=] has such a strng conecton with sTarcaln and thats why you dot like it, its cause u do ntlik JEZUS!
* DeathIsCheap: So far, ''every single character who has died'' has come back ([[{{Reincarnation}} with]] or [[UnexplainedRecovery without explanation]]).
** [[KilledOffForReal Until the last chapter.]]
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: '"Gasped" gasped everyone.'
** And '"Today is important today."'
** 'Then they were in the Fark Forest. It was dark. Here was no mono 2 lighte the way and it wass heard to see.'
** 'Her reinbow eyes where glowed lick skys after rani' (Translation: Her rainbow eyes glowed like a rainbow)
** 'it hert [=StarFleam=]! It hurt.'
** '[=StarPaw=] wondered threw the forst madly. She was anger.y.'
** "She turned in…. A BARE!" One sentence later: "It was a bare!"
** "'Hi she said.' 'Hi.' He said. 'Hi.' She rippled."
** "GASP" GASPED THE ENTER CALN."
** '[=StarGlema=] the puprle cat / Was a vrey purpel cat'
** At least one chapter has several lines of dialogue written ''twice in a row'', word for word.
* DiabolusExMachina: [=TigerStar=] and [=Hollyleaf=] suddenly show up at the end of [=GlaemStar=]'s leadership ceremony and start causing trouble, until...
** DeusExMachina: A supposedly {{Heel Face Turn}}ed [[DracoInLeatherPants HawkFrost]] comes out of nowhere and stops them instantly.
* DontLikeDontRead: "OKKAY IF you dont LIKE thestor y you dont have to readit u know."
* DramaticEllipsis: Frequently used, in much the same vein as ''MyImmortal''.
* DramaticReading: All of which are TroperWorks.
* DramatisPersonae: The "Alliances" prologue.
* DullSurprise: After informing [=StarGleam=] of [[spoiler:[=BlackStar's=] "swisscide"]] and observing her shocked reaction, all [=FireStar=] can say in response is...
-->'''[=FierStart=]:''' i know rite.
* EmphasizeEverything: If the author can find an excuse to use capslock, she will.
* EveryoneIsGay: Seems to be headed in this direction since the author's SuddenlySexuality realization.
* EverythingsBetterWithCows: [[BigNo MOOOOOOOOO!]][[note]]Sadly, there are no actual cows in the story. The above example is a result of the author mixing up the "N" and "M" keys.[[/note]]
* [[EverythingsBetterWithSparkles Everything's Better With Sparkles]]: [=GleamStar=]'s [[RougeAnglesOfSatin "checks"]] are very sparkly.
** "'I HAVE KITS SILVERSDREAM! IKTS!11!1' SPARKLED STARGLEAM."
* FanArt:
** It has [[http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/Glittermew/starkitsprophcy.png two]] fan-made [[http://i46.tinypic.com/208d8oz.jpg covers]].
** And [[http://x-musty-x.deviantart.com/art/StarKits-Prophcy-Swisscide-175291483 these]] [[http://x-musty-x.deviantart.com/art/StarKits-Prophcy-PLEBIANS-173609701 three]] [[http://x-musty-x.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2wcwi6 drawings]].
** [[http://acirecake.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d489qct Some]] [[http://i49.tinypic.com/5zmh34.png Stargleam]] [[http://i45.tinypic.com/k3my54.jpg portraits]].
** [[http://cf.sketchfu.com/i/3769055.png Stargleam during the final battle.]]
** [[http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/011/6/8/i__m_like_scourg____by_tsukaimonboom-d36wr66.png "I'M LIKE SCOURG???"]]
** [[http://i50.tinypic.com/2enb61c.gif A glittery banner.]]
* FanDisservice: The author tries to make all of the same-sex kisses into this. It doesn't work.
** Given that the gay and lesbian characters come off as a lot more generous, kind, and reasonable than the [[DesignatedHero hero]], the failure here was basically a foregone conclusion.
* FandomSpecificPlot: A new kit is born into [=ThunderClan=], there's a prophecy by [=StarClan=] proclaiming she will save the forest, and she becomes leader. What makes this one special is its [[SoBadItsGood hilariously bad execution]] and extreme WriterOnBoard tendencies.
* FanNickname: All the various misspellings of characters' names and words from the series.
* FlatWhat: '"Yo couldt kill im becas u're nut dead." "what" said [=StarGleam=]'
** "'what.' said [=TigerKit=] hi shocked."
* FreudianSlip: ''Several''. Highlights include '[=GayStrip=] locked at hr meanly.', '"without them we wold be lust."', '"NO!" shitted [=SarPaw=] Again runnin into the forst.', '"IM A SHAPSHITTER!" siad Hollylea joyly.', 'Wit a rar like an volcano erection she jumped at [=StarGlaem=]!' and '[=StarGleam=] shitting her paws', "They all new infancy it was she whom was beng mad a warrior".
* {{Gayngst}}: [=StarGleam=] has a moment of Teh Gay when she thinks [=RedPaw=] is beautiful. She does, however, quickly re-convince herself that she is "street."
** And now [[LesYay RedPaw and LakePool]] feel sad because they aren't allowed to be in love... d'awww.
** Also becomes in inversion, since all of the gay and lesbian couples are perfectly happy; it's [=StraPaw=] that constantly wangsts at the fact that they're gay.
* GenericDoomsdayVillain: Er... what were Hollyleaf and Tigerstar's motives again?
* GiftedlyBad: The author, xdark.rosesx. It's a wonder she managed to spell her username correctly.
** Even that's questionable, as on the official ''Literature/WarriorCats'' forum, where she has made one or two posts, her handle is "xdarkrosesx"; perhaps the period was a mistake.
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: Inverted as much as physically possible to [[AuthorTract justify the author's homophobia]].
** ... [[SuddenlySexuality Until later.]]
* GlowingEyesOfDoom: In Chapter 45, [=GleamStar=]'s eyes begin to glow when she gets "ANGNRY."
* GoshDangItToHeck: In the author's note at the end of chapter 17, the author berates all bad reviewers for not believing in "[[EpicFail Gosh]]".
* GratuitousFrench:
** '"[=StarPaw=] noooooooooooooooooooooo!1111!11111!1!11!111!" '''je yowle'''.' ([[GrammarNazi Or rather, "Je yowlai", assuming "Yowler" is even a verb in the first place.]])
** '"You're never get '''moi''' to '''ete''' it!"'
** [=FlamePaw=] becomes [=LaFlamePaw=] when he pulls a BigDamnHeroes.
* GratuitousGerman: [=ThunderClan=] is once referred to as Donderclan.
** In Chatper 45 THE DEATH nd berayal, [=StarGleam=] is once referred to as '''Stern'''Gleam.
** Chapter NEIN is probably unintentional.
* GratuitousJapanese: Both Firestar and Hawkfrost think [=StarPaw=] is "kawaii". Of course, since the characters [[TranslationConvention aren't actually speaking English in the first place]], and all the other languages seen are those of other animals which are simply rendered as barking/growling/whatever noise said animal makes, [[FridgeLogic one could assume this is roughly the equivalent of a cat mooing]].
** [=StarGleam=] actually does moo once thanks to a combination of BigNo and RougeAnglesOfSatin.
** [=StarGleam=] seems to get referred to as "Kawaii" more and more as the fic goes on.
** Hawkfrost once elects to use "iie" rather than "no."
*** And there's [=StarGleam=]'s "IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE !1!" from Chapter 30.
** Hawkfrost is occasionally referred to with JapaneseHonorifics, as [[RougeAnglesOfSatin "Hacky-kin"]] or "Hawkfrost-kun". Also, two of the chapter intros have the author calling one of her friends "jazzie-kun".
** "'do you want to fo huntibg with me desu ka?'"
* [[spoiler:HasTwoMommies]]: [[spoiler: Fluffykit, Firekit, Tigerkit.]]
* HeelFaceTurn: [[DracoInLeatherPants Hawkfrost]] has been [[RelationshipSue turned good by]] [=StarGleam=]'s [[GratuitousJapanese kawaii]]-ness.
** Many readers also find the author, and [[AuthorAvatar by extension]], [=StarGleam=] more sympathetic after she stops being a [[RougeAnglesOfSatin "homophone"]].
* [[spoiler:TheHeroDies]]
* HeroicSacrifice: ''Several''.
* HideYourGays: "The elfenth commonment is NO BEING GAY!11"
* [[spoiler:HomosexualReproduction]]: [[spoiler:Jazzsong and Stargleam.]]
** Also counts as GRatedSex, as it appears that the characters hadn't had any kind of opportunity to engage in intercourse (even if that would somehow get them pregnant).
* IncestIsRelative:
** Firestar is [=StarGleam=]'s ''great grandfather''. {{Squick}}.
** Tigerkit gets together with Rainstar (Mothwing?), Tigerstar's daughter. Because Stargleam was reincarnated as Tigerstar's daughter, Rainstar is Tigerkit's aunt.
* [[ItsPersonal It's Personal]]: Stargleam, when Tigerstar [[spoiler: kills Fluffykit]].
* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler:[=FluffyKit=] and [=StarGleam=] in the last chapter.]]
* LameComeback: "YEAH WELL YOUR GAY!11111!"
* LargeHam: The author herself seems very fond of capslock.
* LetsSeeYOUDoBetter: "i bet u cant right such a good story!1!1"
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: [=StarPaw=] mentions that she has discovered [[SlashFic SLASH]], meaning that she has apparently gone around reading other fan fics.
* LogicalFallacies: The author admits to herself that she is a lesbian after she discovers slash. How reading stories about two men makes someone realise that they like women is a mystery.
** Process of elimination.
* MayDecemberRomance: [=StarGleam=] and Firestar, Blackstar, or Graystripe; any one of those would be this. Also Hollyleaf and Tigerstar.
* MindScrew: And how.
* MomentKiller: Hollyleaf, when [=StarGleam=] is about to [[LoveConfession confess her love]] for Firestar.
* {{OC}}: Many of them.
* OnceUponATime: Jayfeather's epic in Chapter Six.
** "Onceu pon a tiem there were afew cats that i licked." {{Squick}}.
* [[OneSteveLimit One Bullstar Limit]]: After [=BleuStar=]'s death she turns into [=BullStar=]. [[spoiler: So does [=BlackStar=] after his "swisscide."]]
* OneManArmy: In 'Chapeter [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe thee]] the Batle With [=ShadwoCaln!=]', [=StarPaw=] and [=JazzPaw=] see Blackstar!1!111
** "Shadowclan are attaking!" She yelled. All the cats came out from there dens. [[CurbStompBattle She jumped on a cat and clawd him and he ran of.]]
* OurHeroIsDead: At the end of "Cahepter 11" (formerly "Cahpter 12"), "[[HowDoIUsedTense STARGLEAM WAS DIED]]!11!111!11111!1!11!"
* OutOfCharacter
* OverlyLongName: [=FoxDaisyPaw=]
* PerfectlyCromulentWord: 'she was so '''foncusded'''!'
** '...[=StarG;eam=] was kawai when she was mad her eyes '''robbled'''.'
*** [[McDonalds Robble robble robble!]]
** 'She was one of the '''barviest''' cats the [[GreekMythology hades]] ever seen.'
* PlotTumor: What little plot there ever was has been swallowed by the author's need to tell us that homosexuality is bad.
** RomanticPlotTumor: For a few chapters early on, the main focus of the "story" was on the LoveDodecahedron between [=StarGleam=] and... everyone else.
* [[PoesLaw Poe's Law]]
* PointOfView: Is usually told in third person, but spontaneously switches to first for two sentences in Chapter 25 The Ask Qestion.
* PrecisionFStrike: [[spoiler: "ACCEPT JESUS MOTHERFUCKERS!" This also the only time in the entire fic that the word "Jesus" is spelled correctly, as well as the only time the F-word or any swear words are even used intentionally.]]
* ProtagonistCenteredMorality: The author apparently believes that the laws of morality change to suit her needs. Up until Chapter 28: No BENG GAY!f and "being lesbna is WONG!" Chapter 28: she discovers that she is [[ArmoredClosetGay a lesbian]] (by reading {{slash}}). Chapter 30: "[[RetCon JUSES MIGHT LIKE GAT PPPL NOW]] BUT THAT DOENT MEAN EH LIKKS FLAMMERS". Please, God, let it be a TrollFic...
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: "YOU! CANT! BE! GAY!"
* PurpleProse: ''Scarringly.'' Somehow it manages to be this and BeigeProse at the same time.
--> "'noooooo' said [=GleamStart=]. She was greif. Teras falled down her sparkling grey checks. The shoned like the sun on her spakling checks. Her reinbow eyes where glowed lick skys after rani.. It was beutifly thohth [=HawkForts=]."
** "Hw was too tired Starlgema roped her claws down his nicke her esyes robbling!11 She was so beutufl in btale thought. Hr bleu fur shone in the moanlight!1 her eyes burned with NGR. She was one of the barviest cats the hades ever seen."
* RandomEventsPlot
* RapeAsDrama: [=BlackStar=]'s [[RougeAnglesOfSatin "MOLE STRAEP"]] of [=StarPaw=] is treated as this.
* RealLifeWritesThePlot: Especially in the later chapters.
* RecycledInSPACE: For some ungodly reason, xdark.rosesx, as a special Christmas treat, posted the lyrics of RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer as chapter thirty-nine...but it's called "''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6295790/39/StarKis_Prophecy STAREGLAEM THE PRUPEL CAT!1111!]]''"
* {{Reincarnation}}: [=StarGleam=] is "riencarted" after being struck by lightning.
* RetCon: "BENG GAY!f" suddenly stops being a sin in Chapter 28.
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: All the time, from the chapter titles to the character names and everything in between.
** Notable examples are how "Hollylea" is now a "SHAP[[FreudianSlip SHITTER]]" who can turn into a "[[NakedOnArrival bare]]", and when "[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Tigger]]Straw" tries to kill "[[AdolfHitler Fuhr]]Star" with [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "SOME JEW!"]]
** There is even one instance of "satan" becoming "satin".
*** Don't forget, people who flame the story are "stnits" who don't believe in [[CrystalDragonJesus "ljess".]]
**** [[http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv237/Flametail_von_Karma/ljess.jpg Ljess?]]
*** As far as misspellings related to the author's religious fanaticism go, on her profile she says she hates Cloudtail and Mothwing because they're "[[HollywoodAtheist athletes]]".
** ''Bizarrely'' averted with the word "rogue" itself, which is actually spelled right. Of course, considering the nature of the fic, this could, in the author's mind, ''[[MindScrew actually be a spelling error]]''.
*** [[MindScrew In fact, it's the only word that she can consistantly spell correctly.]]
** In Chapter Sixteen, the Moonpool mysteriously changes to the '[=MoonSnot=]'.
** [=StarKit=] tells [=RedPaw=] and [=LakePaw=] to stop being [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plebs "plebians".]]
** Chapter 27 the Mameries has a literal example, Satinclan.
*** Hell, the [[ThanksForTheMammary chapter's title itself]] is an example of this Trope...
*** Let's not forget chapter 21, The [[PerfectlyCromulentWord Purtle]], chapter 22, LEBIANS 1 111, and chapter 39, VRY [[TheLoinsSleepTonight IMPOTENT]] [[HappyEndingMassage MASSAGE]].
** In one of the most [[MindScrew WTF-inducing]] instances of this, [=NightRain=] changes from [=NightStorm=] to [=RAINspolash=].
* RuleOfDrama: The only reason anything happens in this story.
* {{Satan}}: In the form of [[RougeAnglesOfSatin SatinClaw]].
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: '"Gasped" gasped everyone.'
** '"gigle" he said'
* SayMyName: "FLAMEAPWWW!" "Fuhrstar!" [="LIonHEAR!"=] And so on.
* SelfFulfillingProphecy: The prophecy oddly turns out to be this because [[spoiler:"Tiger" was referring to Tigerkit, who wouldn't have been born without Glamestar, even though Tigerstar himself was also to blame for the trouble]].
* BigNo: The first one debuts in chapter 12, and they get more and more frequent until there's one ''or more'' per chapter.
** There is also a [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Big Moo]], and a Big "~!11!11!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!111111".
** What do you get when you combine GratuitousJapanese with BigNo? "IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE !1!"
* SeriesContinuityError: Too many to name.
* SexIsViolence: One can only assume that Hawkfrost and Ashfur's makeout session was a result of this.
* ShoutOut: Maybe--[[MyImmortal "What are you inncolent fools doing?" said HawkFrost]].
** Another possible ''MyImmortal'' ShoutOut: "Time" is misspelled as "TIM" in CHAPTER 34.
** [[Film/TheRoom "your ripping me apart tugerkit"]]
* StealthParody: We can only hope it's a parody of bad fanfiction...
* SuddenlySexuality: The author suddenly decides that she is a plebian in an author's note in Chapter 28.
* SuddenNameChange: At the end of Chatper Forr [=GayStripe=], Graystripe asks [=StarGleam=] who she picks. [=Starpaw=] doesn't get her warrior name until chapter 9.
* TheChessmaster: [[spoiler: Soul, who was behind everything. Possibly supposed to be Sol.]]
* ThirdPersonPerson: Just a moment (unless this is NoPunctuationPeriod moment?)
--> "OMG A FEW DAYS SAID STARGLEMA HOW DID SHE NOT NKNOW THIS,. SHE SAID.
* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: [[spoiler:"ACCEPT JESUS MOTHERFUCKERS!"]] Doesn't use the word "bitch," but it still counts.
* TitleDrop: [[spoiler:"STARKITS PROPHCY WAS ABOUT TO COME TRUE!"]]
* TrollFic: [[PoesLaw Hopefully.]]
* UpToEleven:
** The spelling is ''actually worse'' than that of ''MyImmortal''.
** The Christmas special took the religious symbolism to an new level when it flat out called [=StarKit=] Jesus.
* TheUnfavorite: [=StarGleam=]'s third kit, [=FireKit=], has been mentioned a grand total of twice.
* UnexplainedRecovery: Jayfeather, [=RedPaw=], [=LakePool=], [=FlamePelt=], Lionblaze, and [=TigerStar=] all die and show up again for no apparent reason.
* UnfortunateNames: [=ToadRibbit=], [=BumbleFlower=], [=FoxHeart=], and [=FoxDaisyPaw=].
* UnusualChapterNumbers: The chapters are ordered "oen", "to", three, three, "For", five, six, "Ate", [[GratuitousGerman "NEIN"]], ten, 11, 12, 13, "Fortene", "Fiften", sixteen, 17, "Eitheen", 19, 19, 20, 21, "[=NextChapter=]", 23, 22, 25, 27, 27, 28, 30, 31, 23, 24, thirty-two, 333, 34, 34, un-numbered ChristmasSpecial, "Fourty," 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, and "47 EPILOUGE."
** After the fic was originally removed from FanfictionDotNet, the early chapters were renumbered "oen", "too", [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe "thee"]], four, "Forr", "Fivee", six, "Sven", seven, "Nien", ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, "Eithen", "Ninten", then continuing as before from "Chapter 19 The Nwe Love" (which is actually the 20th chapter excluding the prologue).
* WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma
* WorldOfHam: Everyone is fond of shouting things at the top of their lungs.
* WriterOnBoard
* WritersCannotDoMath: Not only are there ''eleven'' "Ten Commons", the way they're counted in Chapter Fortene are: 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10, 11.
** The chapter numbers.
* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: '"I nedd you to take a '''patrole''' tothe Sadowclaw boulder,"
** '"HE WAS MY BORTHERS FATHER I WILL AVENGE '''THOU'''."'
* YouCantFightFate: "You cant fihtg feat." Or so Stargleam thinks.
* YouKeepUsingThatWord
* YouKilledMyFather PrepareToDie: After Hollyleaf kills [=JayFeather=] [[OneHitKO in one shot by simply staring at him]], [=StarGleam=] pounces at Holly, misses, and takes out [=TigerStar=] instead. [=StarGleam=] is sad for about two chapters, but then forgets the whole thing entirely when [=JayFeather=] [[UnexplainedRecovery returns with no given explanation]].

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