--> ''"I've already done [[{{Eagleland}} this joke]] before. But it was in a story [[OldShame so bad]] I [[MissingEpisode DELETED IT FOREVER]]. [[TemptingFate Good thing]] [[BlatantLies it doesn't have a TVTropes page]]."''
---> [=SiFi270=] in the author's notes for [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7739541/1/Lucky_SBURB Lucky SBURB!]]

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6241269/1/Snow_Angels_Retreaded Snow Angels]]'' is (or rather, was-- [[MissingEpisode it has since been deleted]]) a ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'' fanfiction by [=SiFi270=], which is different from other ''Haruhi'' fanfics for two reasons:

* It uses the unusual pairing of Yuki/Mikuru.
* They go on adventures [[EveryoneHasStandards even Haruhi would declare "too much"]].

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'''Since the original fanfic can no longer be read, and this article is the only evidence for its existence, all spoilers will be unmarked.'''
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!!This fanfic features examples of:

* ActionPrologue
* AllYourPowersCombined: Eventually there is a character who is descended from every member of the original SOS Brigade, and thus has all of their powers.
* AndThenJohnWasAZombie: Played word for word at the end of chapter 29.
* AndThisIsFor: [[Anime/LuckyStar Patty]] in chapter 13.
* ApocalypticLog: The prologue.
* AscendedExtra: Kunikida turns out to be part Humanoid Interface, part [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]], part [[Franchise/DragonBall Saiyan]], and part [[Franchise/StarTrek Vulcan]], and plays a major role in the later arcs.
* BadassFamily: [[WorldOfBadass Every family elaborated upon qualifies]].
* BadassNormal: Tsuruya, a.k.a. The Jade Empress.
* BeigeProse: One of the author's main problems with the story.
* BerserkButton: ''Nobody'' in the Asahina-Nagato family takes kindly to anybody else in the family being threatened. Also, Yuki in particular happens to share our hatred for [[GroundHogDayLoop Endless Eight]].
* BetterThanABareBulb: Particularly noticeable in the third arc.
* {{BFG}}: The [[VideoGame/{{Doom}} VLG]] [[UsefulNotes/{{Atari2600}} 2600]].
* BigDamnHeroes: Several.
* CannotSpitItOut: Mikuru to Yuki in the first chapter. [[FirstEpisodeSpoiler She gets another chance, though.]]
* CatchPhrase: For Dr. Kiyari, it's "[[SerialEscalation You've just redefined insane!]]"
* CharacterDevelopment: After the TimeSkip.
* ClassicCheatCode: Yuki and Kunikida use them as a new method of data manipulation.
* ConservationOfNinjutsu: A GenreSavvy Yuki uses it to her advantage.
* CrackFic: Though that doesn't stop it from [[{{Narm}} trying to take itself seriously]] at times.
* CrisisCrossover: The first arc.
* CurbStompBattle: Every single time.
* DangerouslyGenreSavvy: Fujiwara.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: The [=TelePortation=] Device Device, or [[NamesTheSame TPDD]] for short.
* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: Itsuki, who ends up [[BrokeYourArmPunchingOutCthulhu breaking both his hands]]. Suno is more successful, however.
* TheDogWasTheMastermind: There are two examples: Fujiwara's true identity in this fic is revealed to be a future version of Kyon who [[GoMadFromTheRevelation went insane]], and the EldritchAbomination Disaster is none other than Sasaki.
* {{Dracula}}: The BigBad of the third arc.
* {{Eagleland}}: It appears to be Flavor 2, though Patricia Martin does [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu shoot Disaster]].
* EldritchAbomination: Disaster, a.k.a. Sasaki.
* ElvisLives: In one chapter, Mikuru, Yuki, and Miyuki go to the graveyard in which Music/ElvisPresley is buried, in order to convince his ghost to move on to the afterlife. It is stated that sightings of his ghost are responsible for this trope.
* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs
* FireAndBrimstoneHell: The setting of the third arc.
* FirstKiss: Happens at the start of Yuki's and Mikuru's first date.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: By the end of the first arc, Original!Kyon is acting strangely smug. In the second arc it's revealed this has led him to become [[SmugSnake Fujiwara]].
* ForgotICouldFly: [[ZigZaggingTrope Zigzagged]] in chapter 18.
* GetAHoldOfYourselfMan: Yuki to Kunikida in chapter 44.
* GoMadFromTheRevelation: What caused the original Kyon to become Fujiwara, though this is not elaborated upon much.
* GroinAttack: The fate of Simon Stevenson.
* HalfHumanHybrid: Miyuki.
* HasTwoMommies:
** Miyuki. [[JustifiedTrope Justified]] thanks to BizarreAlienBiology and [[RealityWarper reality warping]].
** [[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Chiyo and Ayumu]] as well, though with a different set of parents.
* HeinzHybrid: Suno, as well as his father, Kunikida.
* HeroicBlueScreenOfDeath: Yuki after Mikuru is supposedly killed.
* HeroicRedRingOfDeath: Yuki, while fighting Disaster, though she gets better offscreen.
* HomosexualReproduction: Between Yuki and Mikuru, and between Kyouko and Kuyou.
* HumiliationConga: Disaster from chapters 12 to 14.
* HumongousMecha: Mecharu.
* IFellForHours: Played word for word in chapter 42.
* InformedAttribute: Disaster's CosmicHorror status, considering how easily she goes down.
* InMediasRes
* InnocentInnuendo: When discussing time travel, Yuki tells her daughter "the first time is generally unpleasant."
* InsaneTrollLogic: "[[{{Eagleland}} Everyone has a shotgun in America!]]"
* {{Jossed}}: Let's just say that the events of ''The Surprise of Suzumiya Haruhi'' reveal that there is no way that Original!Kyon could possibly have become Fujiwara.
* LargeHam: Dr. Kiyari
* LaserBlade: Mikuru and Kyouko fight each other with these, because [=SiFi270=] gave the story's one hundredth reviewer the right to include a plot element as a prize, and that is what said one hundredth reviewer chose.
* LaserGuidedAmnesia: The fate of Fujiwara!Kyon
* LegacyCharacter: Kyon and his sister are actually descendants of the original Kyon and Haruhi.
* MadScientist: Dr. Kiyari.
* MamaBear: Miyuki [[HasTwoMommies gets double treatment!]]
* TheManBehindTheMan: Fujiwara, or Original!Kyon, to Dr. Kiyari.
* MindScrew: Probably unintentionally, but it still qualifies.
* MomentKiller: [[Anime/HaruhiChan Yuki C]].
* MookHorrorShow: The prologue.
* MrExposition: Original!Kyon. Whenever someone takes a chapter to explain something, it's titled "Kyon Explains Everything, part X", regardless of who's explaining. even long after he disappears from the story.
* MythologyGag: Several references to the original draft, particularly its inclusion of Literature/{{Dracula}}. He finally makes an appearance in the third arc.
* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: Yuki. And Mikuru. And... pretty much [[ThirtySuePileup everyone]].
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: Several.
* NoIndoorVoice: John Romero.
* NonHumanSidekick: George the ''T. rex''.
* NoodleIncident: How Yuki was freed from the Data Entity.
* NoodleImplements: Yuki's initial plan for dealing with a HumongousMecha involves a basketball, a pair of size 12 shoes and 300 pounds of cheesecake.
* OldShame:
** Yuki's relationship with Kunikida.
** The fic itself, which is why it has been deleted.
* OneDegreeOfSeparation: Especially when Kunikida's involved.
* OutOfCharacter: Everyone, but ''especially'' the female characters. Ryouko is a good example of a case that ''isn't'' {{Hand Wave}}d as "offscreen CharacterDevelopment".
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: Yuki to Kunikida in chapter 44:
--> ''"You underestimate me, you underestimate my allies, and worst of all, you underestimate yourself. ''[[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan Pull. Yourself. Together.]]''"''
* RedemptionEarnsLife: Ryoko Asakura. Well, if you consider vampires to be alive, at any rate.
* RedemptionEqualsDeath: Well, not exactly "redemption" in Dr. Kiyari's case, but it's the same idea.
* SanDimasTime: In the first arc.
* {{Satan}}: Presumably the BiggerBad to Dracula and Simon Stevenson, but he never appears directly.
* SdrawkcabAlias:
** Partial example. Dracula uses the alias "Dr. Kolros"... which refers to Count Orlok, not Dracula.
** A straight example is {{Alucard}}, Dracula's son.
* SelfDeprecation: Usually on how short the chapters are.
* SerialEscalation
* ShoutOut: Loads of 'em.
* SmallNameBigEgo: The writer himself. He has no problem with (and is actually quite fond of) taking potshots at much better writers, and this page was basically a love letter to his ego before it was cleaned up.
** Though the writer has since [[OldShame disowned]] the fic, and is thankful for the cleanup despite still considering some of the edits to be kind of harsh.
* SpiritualSuccessor: ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6243244/1/A_Time_of_Gray A Time of Gray]]'' by Racke. [=SiFi270=] considers it to be superior in every way.
* SuddenlySexuality: {{Inverted}}. Yuki says that her prior relationship with Kunikida failed because of the latter's closeted homosexuality, but we later learn that he had fathered a child with one of Haruhi's (female) descendents.
* TheFamilyThatSlaysTogether: [[HasTwoMommies Kyouko, Kuyou]], Chiyo, and Ayumu]].
* TimeSkip: Twice.
* TimeyWimeyBall: Disaster's plans are ''confusing''.
* UnstoppableRage: Yuki whenever Mikuru is threatened. Taken UpToEleven when Mikuru supposedly dies.
* WhamLine: Usually used to end a chapter.
* WhereTheHellIsSpringfield: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] in chapter 18, though the ''Haruhi'' series is set in Nishinomiya, Japan.
* TheWorfEffect: The Jade Empress.
* WorldOfBadass: Whatever its faults, at least the story has every character kick copious amounts of ass.
* XMeetsY: ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'' meets ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''. [[SoBadItsGood At least,]] [[BeigeProse that was the plan,]] [[{{Narm}} anyway...]]
* YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm: Disaster.
* YourSizeMayVary: Mecharu and George.
* YuriFan: The writer, of course, though it's based on [[HoYay/HaruhiSuzumiya subtext from the original novels]].