->''"so sanic gotta goes reaaly fish and fsave words"''
-->-- '''guttagofish'''

So apparently someone got Sonic the restaurant and Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog confused, and decided to write a story about it. The end result is the disaster that is ''Snic nd the [=OSrailian=] resrant'' (or just ''Ostrainlan resroom'', depending on where you find the title). Throughout the three chapters, [[YouMakeMeSic Snic/Sanic/Sanoic/Snaic/Snicish]] goes on adventures to beat [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds MchDacnalds]] in a snanmich-selling competition, stop an evil druger mon, and defeat a [[{{UsefulNotes/Canada}} Candian]] that wanted to stop him from eating his fast subermanerier somich with extra fast. MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext, trust me.

The original work can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/10214354 here]].

!!This fanfic provides examples of:

* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: Saniic jumps into space, touches the moon softly, and comes back down.
* BigBad: [=MchDacnalds=] in the first chapter, the "druger mon" in the second, and the Candian in the third.
* BigNo: Shouted by Sanoic just before killing the "dug man".
--> ''"noooooooope sanic shouted at top of lungs"''
* [[BittersweetEnding Beteersweat End]]: Though he defeated the Candian v lan by making him "explod into a jillion pies", Snaic never got his submarinsh somich back.
* CrackFic: This fanfic is so much on crack, it could barely be considered a Sonic fanfic anymore.
* OneSteveLimit: Double subverted, somehow, by making Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the restaurant, and ''even Sonic's self-named burger'' the same, singular entity.
* {{Pun}}: The "Candian v lan" says "canadian't" upon entering.
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: To the point that a lot of the story is almost undecipherable.
* ShoutOut: The title of the third chapter, "Git 2 zi chappa 3: candians", appears to be a reference to the classic Schwarzenegger line from ''{{Film/Predator}}''.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Snic and his Sanic sonmichz.
* WordSalad: This entire story, if you can even call the strings of letters "words".