->'''Dumbledore''':Vous êtes-vous rendu compte que vous aviez parlé en anglais, japonais, espagnol, allemand, italien, et maintenant Français?
->'''Harry''':Pas, j'avais parlé en anglais le temps plein.
->-- Chapter 3

The year is 1980. Some Weird Japanese Romance Movie has just hit it big in Surrey, and Movie Director Nonohara Tarou brought his pregnant wife along with him when he goes to investigate the hubbub.

The year is 1980. Inspector Kobayashi of Interpol is working in Britain when his wife announces that their son was born healthy.

The year is 1980. Albus Dumbledore decided to humor Sybil Trelawney when she applied for the post of Divination teacher at Hogwarts. Snape eavesdrops.

The year is 1991, and it turns out that all you need to do in order to go to Hogwarts is be magical and born on British soil.

Read it from the beginning [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6847792/1/Ribbon_and_Stone here]]!

[[WMG: Tropes Present in this fic]]
* {{Crossover}}
* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: The author has gone on record saying that he never liked Harry losing Parselmouth because of not being a Horcrux anymore. Harry's Thing With Languages is his response to that.
* NoodleIncident: Apparently Dumbledore is responsible for the creation of the kaiju franchise in Japan.
-->'''Minerva''': Cheer up Albus, I'm sure no one remembers that incident with the lizard!
* SchmuckBait - Discussed in Chapter 6