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''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6604037/1/Precocious_Crush Precocious Crush]]'' is the story of Mindy Macready, better known as [[LittleMissBadass Hit Girl]], and her attempts to intergrate into normal preteen life while dealing with a growing crush on her closest friend, Dave Lizewski.\\
Based primarily on the [[Film/KickAss film]], though the author borrows from the [[ComicBook/KickAss comic]] whenever possible, the story combines humor, drama, and even some romance to create a compelling narrative that'll have you rooting for her even if that is kinda [[{{squick}} fucked up]].

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!!This fanfic provides examples of:
* ACupAngst: Mindy is well aware that Dave is a boob man, and that she doesn't have any.
* AbusiveParents: [[spoiler: Jessi's father sexually abuses her and allows his son to do so as well. He also forces her to wear skimpy outfits to appeal to them.]]
* AllGuysWantCheerleaders: When Mindy ends up on the cheerleading team, she starts getting more attention from guys.
%%Apparently averted with Dave, who doesn't seem to care.
%%* AnguishedDeclarationOfLove: "But I love you!"
* AllThereInTheManual: Bonus Chapters and side stories will reveal goings-on behind the scenes that aren't revealed until much later in the story, if at all.
%%* TheAtoner: Katie shows shades of this.
%%* BadassAdorable: Mindy, of course.
%%* BadassLongcoat: Nathan Bush and The Samaritan wore one.
%%* BadassNormal: Most of the superheroes.
%%* BarBrawl: Complete with thrown bottles, broken pool cues, people swinging chairs, and even a flipped pool table.
* BatmanGambit: Chris lets Gigante get out from under his thumb, knowing the first thing he'll do is rat him out to Kick-Ass and Hit Girl, leading them into a trap.
* BetterAsFriends: Despite Mindy's hopes, Dave and Mindy work better as friends, as he's not attracted to her at all.
%%* {{BFS}}: The Great White's sword.
* BifurcatedWeapon: Dave gets Mindy a staff that splits into two swords for her birthday.
%%* BigDamnHeroes: Mindy pulls off a spectacular one in this fic's version of the Times Square Brawl.
%%* BlondeBrunetteRedhead: Mindy, Jessi, and Angela.
%%* BrainwashedAndCrazy: Psycho Girl, even going so far as to gash her wrists open trying to escape restraints [[LaserGuidedTykeBomb so she can kill Hit Girl]], and having a complete breakdown when she can't.
%%* BreakTheBadass: At one point, Mindy was so shaken she basically lost track of an entire MONTH.
%%** This also happened with Nathan Bush's death.
%%* BrickJoke: Mindy's injured leg.
%%* BrokenBird
* BuxomBeautyStandard: Lampshaded when Mindy sees fanart of her with a huge bust. Also relevant since Dave is a breast man, and she's trying to catch his eye.
%%* BystanderSyndrome
%%* TheCape: The Guardian. He's kind of an asshole about it though. Dave could be considered one as well, but he's much more pragmatic about it.
%%* ChekhovsGun:
%% How is it used? ** Mindy gives Dave a gun for Christmas in Ch40. It's not seen again [[spoiler: until Ch111]].
%% How is it used? ** The Mistletoe given to Mindy by Riley.
%%* ChickMagnet: Dave
* CombatMedic: White Mage's main purpose is to patch people up after and during fights, but she's been shown to hold her own.
%%* ConvenientComa
%%* CoolOldGuy
%%* DeathByAdaptation
%%* EnemyMine
%%* EroticDream
%%* EthicalSlut
%%* EveryoneCanSeeIt
%%* FakeOutMakeOut: Dave and Mindy when scouting Chris' base
%%* FriendVersusLover
%%* FilleFatale
%%* FireForgedFriends: Dave and Mindy
%%* {{Foreshadowing}}
%%* FriendVersusLover
%%* GenkiGirl
%%* GetOut
%%* GreenEyedMonster
%%* GoodIsNotSoft
%%* GradeSkipper
%%* HalloweenEpisode
%%* HasAType
%%* HeadbuttingHeroes
* HeartbreakAndIceCream: When Jessi's boyfriend breaks up with her, Angela and Mindy take her for ice cream.
This tends to be their response anytime something bad happens.
%%* HeldBackInSchool
%%* HeroWorshipper
%%* HeroicBSOD: Dave, in chapter 58. He gets better pretty quickly, thanks in large part to Mindy.
%%* HiddenDepths: Riley
%%* {{Hypocrite}}
%%* HopelessSuitor
%%* IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship
%%* IJustWantToBeSpecial
* KickTheDog: Mindy states that while she may be capable of doing incredibly cruel and sadistic things to those she thinks deserve it, she'd never do this.
%%** Chris D'Amico on the other hand...
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Angela, Jessi, and Riley have all remarked on Mindy's resemblance to Chloe' Grace Moretz
%%* LittleMissBadass: Mindy
%%* LookingForLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces:
%%* LoveTriangle
%%* MaliciousSlander
* TheMasqueradeWillKillYourDatingLife: Inverted. Their secret life seems to be Mindy's only hope.
** Though, granted, this is exclusively because the only guy Mindy is interested in is [[SingleTargetSexuality Dave]]. Boys her own age are certainly interested though.
%%* MistakenForPedophile: Dave catches a [[PaedoHunt bad case]] of this during Mindy's second year of school
%%* MuggleBestFriend
* NoPeriodsPeriod: %%Averted. Once. Mindy hasn't mentioned it since.
** Mindy attributes her violent outburst towards Kiara to being "on the rag".
%%* NoSocialSkills: Mindy at first, though she gets better as she goes along
* OhCrap: At the end of the assault on The Rainbow Factory, The Motherfucker hits a button that drops a few dozen live grenades into the room with Kick-Ass and Hit Girl.
%%* TheOnlyOneITrust
* OnlySaneMan: Marcus makes several valiant, if futile, efforts to get Mindy to quit superheroing.
%%* OperationJealousy
%%* ParentalIncest
%%* TheParalyzer
* PrecociousCrush: Mindy, at 11, develops a serious crush on Dave, who was then 17.
%%* PutOnABus
%%* RapeAsDrama
%%* TheRealHeroes
%%* RefugeInAudacity: Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker
%%* ReluctantFanserviceGirl
%%* TheRival: Katie, and later Riley, for Dave's affection
%%* SamusIsAGirl
%%* ScrewThisImOuttaHere
%%* SecretKeeper
%%* SelfMadeOrphan
%%* SerialKiller
%%* {{Shoryuken}}: [[spoiler: Dave pulls one off in Ch163]]
%%* ShrinkingViolet
* SilkHidingSteel: Inverted with Mindy, whose tough personality hides a sensitive heart.
%%* SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan
* SurvivorsGuilt: Dave still holds himself responsible not only for Damon's death, but for each and every innocent person who died because of the Motherfucker. He hides it pretty well.
** There is fan speculation that this is also why Dave initially refused to wear armor
* TookALevelInBadass: Dave, a few times. Most notably when [[spoiler: he beat a kid to a pulp]] and later [[spoiler: kicked Mindy in the face]].
%%* TripleShifter
* TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior: Jessi, despite being very timid otherwise, wears very racy clothing even though she seems to hate it. [[spoiler:She wears them because her sexually abusive father forces her to.]]
%%* {{Tykebomb}}
* UnderTheMistletoe: Dave gives Mindy a chaste kiss while leaving a Christmas party. The kiss she gives him in return is not.
%%* UnreliableNarrator: Mindy doesn't have any problems with saying how she wishes things had gone.
%%** Ch[[spoiler:116]] was almost entirely Mindy making shit up.
%%* WhamEpisode: Chapters 33, 47 and 135.
* WhamLine: Two notable ones, chapter after chapter. [[spoiler:"But, really, how could I have guessed that Jessi was going to go home and kill her family?"]] in Chapter 153, and [[spoiler:"Jessi's father and brother have been raping her for the last three years."]] in 154.
%%* WhyCantIHateYou: Riley again.
* WhyDontYouJustShootHim: Chris even puts the gun to [[spoiler: Mindy's]] head and yells, "Bang" just to show that he could have, except she hasn't suffered enough.
%%* WomanScorned: See MaliciousSlander and MistakenForPedophile
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