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->''"Shut up or I EXPLODE YOUR HEAD"''
-->--'''''Mewthree'''''

"Pokemon: Attack of Mewtwo" is a ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' TrollFic created by "dark-lemur".

The fanfic tells the story of Sarah, a 13-year-old Trainer with "black hair and nice smile and really pretty." She receives an [[strike:Eevee]] [[strike:"Eve"]] "evee" from Professor Oak on her first day as a Trainer. Unfortunately, her adventure is soon derailed as [[strike:Mewtwo]] [[RetCon a clone of Mewtwo called Mewthree]] attacks and "explodes" Oak's laboratory, killing Professor Oak and possibly Gary. After that, Sarah swears revenge on Mewtwo and starts her Pokémon journey. In the next chapter, she is joined by Jake, a male Pokémon Trainer who apparently "look like 13 year old Creator/ZacEfron". Things go downhill from there.

The story also has a "sekwel", "Pokemon: Attack of Mewtwo 2: Attack of Team Rocket". It doesn't contain Mewtwo or Mewthree and Oak and Gary are inexplicably alive again.

The stories were removed from Fanfiction.net for a time, but have thankfully been reposted. The first one can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10299096/1/pokemon-attack-of-mewtwo here]]. The "sekwel" was reposted in February 2015 and can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11012866/1/Pokemon-Attack-of-Mewtwo-2-Attack-of-Team-Rocket here]]. A dramatic reading of the story can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg9T3plIOuw&feature=PlayList&p=AFB9F8694A1A61EB&playnext_from=PL&index=0&playnext=1 here]]. {{MST}}s of the first and second stories can be found [[http://lati-rika.deviantart.com/art/A-R-MST-attack-of-mewtwo-183725610 here]] and [[http://lati-rika.deviantart.com/art/A-R-MST-attack-of-mewtwo-2-185042074 here.]]
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!!This fic provides examples of:

* ArtifactTitle: Ever since it was "revealed" that Mewtwo wasn't behind the attack on Oak's lab, the title isn't an accurate description anymore. The author actually notes this, but shakes it off with "but TOO BAD". The sequel goes further by being called Attack of Mewtwo 2, when neither Mewtwo nor even Mewthree show up in capacity.
* ArtisticLicenseBiology: Team Rocket ''steals'' [[spoiler: Sarah's]] DNA, preventing her from accessing [[spoiler: her shapeshifting powers]].
* BackFromTheDead: Oak and Gary in the sequel. In true badfic fashion, it's with no explanation whatsoever.
* BeigeProse: Dark Lemur never uses more than 2 sentences to describe anything.
%%* ConvenientlyEmptyBuilding: Averted
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Some of the dialogue. For starters...
-->Then more clones came, and Eevee changed form to stop them but there were too many of them. "There are too many of them" sad Jake.
* TheDragon: "Slamenc" to Mewthree. Bonus points for being a literal dragon (type).
%%* DontLikeDontRead: The author's note for chapter 3 includes this very phrase.
%%** YoureJustJealous:...as well as this one.
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Mewthree kills off Oak and possibly Gary in less than a sentence.
* FlatWhat:
--> "what" said Sarah. "what" said Jake. "what" said the first mewtwo.
* GeneticEngineeringIsTheNewNuke: Mewtwo alters the trainer's Pokémon to become powerful enough to fight Mewthree's clone army by using "genetics". Also, [[spoiler: Sarah herself is one of Mewthree's genetic experiments.]]
* HandWave: Why Sarah is starting her Pokémon journey so late is explained in less than a sentence.
* IKnowKarate: Jake, and what a master of kung fu he is.
* IronicEcho: During the final battle, the line "Shut up or I explode your head!" appears again, only this time, Sarah is the one who says it.
* LateArrivalSpoiler: The very first sentence of the sequel says that Sarah defeated Mewthree, spoiling both his very existence, and the fact that he was the real antagonist.
* LiteralMinded: When the readers figured out the author was a troll, they post an author note insisting they are human.
* NoOneCouldSurviveThat: Mewthree simply assumes that Sarah is dead after using a single attack on her. Needless to say, she's [[NotQuiteDead not]].
* PoorCommunicationKills: Mewthree's ultimate reason for wanting to commit genocide on Pokémon trainers? [[spoiler: He thought pokemon training was akin to slavery. It takes a talking Pokémon and a bland OC to set him straight]].
* {{Pun}}: When Mewthree first summons his clone army, Sarah yells that’s it the [[Film/StarWarsEpisodeIIAttackOfTheClones attack of the clones]], which an author’s note [[DontExplainTheJoke explains that it’s a pun on Star Wars]].
* RetCon: [[spoiler: Mewtwo didn't blow up Oak's lab, it was a clone called Mewthree.]]
%%* RougeAnglesOfSatin: In ''spades''.
* ThePowerOfLove: Apparently powerful enough to defeat [[LandMineGoesClick "mine]] [[BrainwashedAndCrazy control."]]
* TomatoInTheMirror: [[spoiler: Sarah turns out to be one of Mewthree’s genetic experiments]].
* TrollFic: Confirmed as of Chapter 5 of the sequel, which has since been removed. The only proof that there ever WAS a Chapter 5 is in the comments
** TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: The author gave this to the readers in chapter 5 of the sequel, and some of the reviewers gave some of their own to her in response.
* UnexplainedRecovery: Professor Oak and Gary appear in the sequel, despite having been killed in the original. There’s no explanation as to why, to the point that it’s not even acknowledged that they were dead at all.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: Sarah's Eevee gets the ability to transform into any eeveelution form at will [[spoiler: and grow wings]] due to the real Mewtwo's meddling. Later on, [[spoiler: Sarah finds out she's a genetic experiment who can turn into any Pokémon at will. This is undone in the "sekwel"]].
* WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma: As bad as the spelling is, it's nothing compared to the grammar and punctuation.
%%* YourHeadASplode: Threatened, but never actually carried out.
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