''[=Peter Chimaera book of hsitorical faFfiction=]'' is a self-published book by [[Fanfic/DoomRepercussionsOfEvil infamous]] fanfiction writer Creator/PeterChimaera. It contains fifteen short stories, each involving famous [[HistoricalDomainCharacter historical figures]] or [[PublicDomainCharacter literary characters]]. After every story, there is a short commentary written by the author in the "AFTERWORD" segments. In order, the stories are as follows:

* ''[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]]: Extreme Nazi''
* ''Myth/RobinHood Fights Back''
* ''SantaClaus In! Reigns of Santa''
* ''Light Ball'' (UsefulNotes/ThomasEdison)
* ''[[Film/ThreeHundred Leonidas in Falling Destiny]]''
* ''[[Franchise/SherlockHolmes Sherlock]] In The Miystery''
* ''Returns of [[UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar Caesar]]''
* ''UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan's Teamup''
* ''[[Film/{{Braveheart}} William Wallace Cuts Back]]''
* ''[[Myth/KingArthur Kung Arthur]] and his Problem''
* ''{{Dracula}} Undermath''
* ''[[Film/TheWizardOfOz Dorothy]] Recruits [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln President America]]''
* ''Wyatt Earp Vs. Greater Attack''
* ''I Wish You Dead'' (UsefulNotes/JoanOfArc)
* ''[[UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein Einstein's]] Theory of Justice''

It being a fanfiction, and a work by Peter Chimaera, there are many, ''many'' historical inaccuracies or [[CrackFic just plain bizarre occurrences]], such as Robin Hood being attacked by a laser sword wielding Cthulhu. And it also being a Peter Chimaera work, expect [[SoBadItsGood horrible grammar and spelling to make the book that much more hilarious]].

The book can be bought and downloaded [[http://www.lulu.com/content/1576026 here]].
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!!This work includes the following tropes:

* AchillesHeel: Wyatt Earp's weakness is getting his arteries slashed by a polar bear.
* ArtisticLicense: Chimaera admits to doing this in the [=AFTERWORDs=] of several of the story. He points out when he altered or completely looked past historical facts or blatantly changed something for the sake of being cool.
* BadassSanta: ''Santa Claus In! Reigns of Santa''
* BearsAreBadNews: The polar bear in ''Wyatt Earp Vs. Greater Attack''.
* BellisariosMaxim: Invoked in the afterword of ''Genghis Khan's Teamup'', in which the author admits that he learned after writing that Atilla the Hun lived centuries before Genghis Khan, but "taths okay it is all part of the story telling magic. You cans pretend it is okay."
* BrainwashedAndCrazy: Merlin
* CliffHanger: ''Wyatt Earp vs. Greater Attack'' ends with "But then" [sic] immediately after defeating ''[[spoiler:a polar bear.]]''
* CoversAlwaysLie: The cover of the paperback edition has three lines repeated supposedly from the book, including one that implies Robin Hood battling "300 Spartan mans". No such event happens in any of the stories. Incidentally, 300 Spartan mans never even appear; ''Leonidas In Falling Destiny'' has the Spartan ruler taking on Xerxes' forces [[OneManArmy by himself]].
* CrackFic: '''Big time'''.
* DealWithTheDevil: In ''I Wish You Dead'', Joan of Arc is tricked by a Genie into making a deal with the devil.
* {{Dedication}}: "tahis book is DETECATED TO INTERNET".
** Also at the end of ''Dorothy Recruits President America'' "Dedicated to America because they are friedns of Canada."
** [[Film/{{MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail}} Alsø alsø]] dedicated to Thomas Edison at the end of ''Light Ball'' because he nuow what it like to invent things when you have writer's block.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Many times.
** "''"War happpening" Van Helsing tell them "Get your war gun" "Who is war?"''"
** "Someone was aldready hurt and it was hurt that they were hurt by a polar bear."
** ''Robin Hood Fights Back'' takes place in "British England".
* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: [[spoiler:Robin Hood manages to kill the TropeNamer himself]].
* DownerEnding: In ''William Wallace Cuts Back'' [[spoiler: William does not find out until later that his father and brothers were executed. He "lived sadly in Ireland."]]
** ''...Reigns of Santa'' has [[spoiler:Santa dying]].
* TheDragon: In ''Kung Arthur and his Problem'' Merlin turns out to be the mindcontrolled one of these for [[OurDragonsAreDifferent an actual Dragon]].
* [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped Even the Dramatic Reader is Stumped]]: Occurs in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR2yWKZtzEU this particular reading]] of the Thomas Edison chapter, once the reader reaches the afterword mentioned below under MindScrew; question marks flash on the screen and the text begins to spin and warp while the guy struggles to read it.
* EvilVersusEvil: UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan and UsefulNotes/AttilaTheHun take on UsefulNotes/{{Blackbeard}}.
* {{Historical Domain Character}}s
* HistoricalFiction
* HistoricalHeroUpgrade
* HistoricalVillainUpgrade
* JackassGenie: Joan of Arc encounters one in ''I Wish You Dead''.
* LargeHam: In ''Sherlock In The Miystery'', they were about to shoot at a dog. However, the dog was friendly and the gun [[IncrediblyLamePun hammed]].
* LaserBlade: Cthulhu has a laser sword in ''Robin Hood Fights Back''.
* OurDragonsAreDifferent: The dragon in ''Kung Arthur and his Problem''.
* [[spoiler: [[HitlerAteSugar Hitler Liked Muffins]]]]: See LostAesop, though it doesn't seem to be even trying to make a point.
* LostAesop:
--> I had to write about Hitelr because i think its important lesson to learn from people in history who do terrible thing but i think even though all that he and i [[spoiler:probably both like muffins]] so we shuld not be judgjing others even thought thats what Hilter did.
* MegaCrossover: A minor example: Just as Einstein completes his Theory of Relativity at the start of ''Einstein's Theory of Justice'', [[spoiler:[[FaceHeelTurn Thomas Edison]] appears from the past with a mummified Julius Caesar in tow to steal it. The battle is described in detail, with Einstein's attackers fading to dust for staying in an era far from their own for too long.]]
* MindScrew: From ''Returns of Caesar'':
--> "Caser was dysnnrf om yjr back." ! Said a smart police soldiers.
** There is also a passage in the afterword for ''Light Ball'' wherein the entire narration suddenly descends into utter madness for a couple of lines before just as suddenly snapping back to (semi-) coherency.
--> "...where goald beocomes makreasred aotuah of iraon oara leradrd buat thatsethe beatn and idraea that asd donra alreadsyt sor5 I daddiecdd not to write about it."[[labelnote:Translation???]]"...where gold becomes made out of iron or lead, but that's been an idea that was done already, so I decided not to write about it". Maybe.[[/labelnote]]
* MoeGreeneSpecial: Robin Hood does this to Cthulhu
* {{Mummy}}: [[spoiler:UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar is one]]
* OneManArmy: ''Leonidas in Falling Destiny''
* OutsideGenreFoe: ''Robin Hood Fights Back'' starts out like a pretty faithful retelling of the Robin Hood mythos, [[spoiler: then Chutulu suddenly appears with a lightsaber.]] Lampshaded by the author in the afterword.
* {{Public Domain Character}}s: Along with actual people from history, there are several stories about or involving characters in the public domain. They include [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos Cthulhu]], Myth/RobinHood, and SantaClaus.
** And Franchise/SherlockHolmes, widely believed to be in the Public Domain. It's complicated.
* RealMenWearPink: UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln puts on the ruby slippers
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: To such a ridiculous degree that it has to be intentional.
* {{Scotireland}}: During ''William Wallace Cuts Back'', Peter mixes up Scotland and Ireland.
* ShownTheirWork: Amazingly enough, Peter Chimaera was able to get a fair amount of things ''right'' about the people used in the stories. If you pay close enough attention you can spot them.
* StylisticSuck: All of Peter Chimaera's stories are intentionally bad.
* SuperMode: Xersex got powered up and turned [[Manga/DragonBallZ super cyan]].
* TerrorDactyl: A pterosaur attacks [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln Honest Abe]].
* TrollFic: Again, all of Peter Chimaera's stories are intentionally bad.
* UnexplainedRecovery: We're never told how William Wallace "survived" his execution.
* VillainTeamUp: Genghis Khan and Atilla the Hun join forces to fight Blackbeard in ''Genghis Khan's Teamup''.
* WholesomeCrossdresser: In ''Dorothy Recruits President America'', Abraham Lincoln put on [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Dorothy's]] red shoes to protect himself from the flying monkey's magic.

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