-> ''Featuring emo rock star AndrewJackson, an impregnated dictator, a singing barber, Maximilian Robespierre as the Sassy Gay Friend, spontaneous musical numbers, the North Korean Quidditch team, the saga of Anti-Christ Bob, and general insanity!''

-> ''"There is only one word I can think of to describe my feelings on this brilliance, one word that encompasses this utter epicness with hints of Stalin/Sadam bondage, Krum's sexy Bulgarian voice saying 'Bobopedic mattress', narcoleptic murderers, Napoleon as one of the four Antichrists, Korean racism that I have this nagging feeling I *shouldn't* be laughing at (XD), and gorgeously kind references in the A/N...''
->''[[PerfectlyCromulentWord Splorg]].''"
--> -'''fanfiction.net reviewer zchocolatebunniesrulezworld, on FanFic/NymphadoraTonksGoesToHell'''

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6603839/1/Nymphadora-Tonks-Goes-To-Hell/ Nymphadora Tonks Goes To Hell]]'' is a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' CrackFic by Website/FanFictionDotNet user The Impossible Slashtronaut.

In this fanfiction, Nymphadora Tonks winds up in Hell, meets various [[HistoricalDomainCharacter mass murderers, madmen, and serial killers from throughout history]], and falls in love with the seventh President of the United States of America.

NeedsMoreLove.

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!!''Nymphadora Tonks Goes To Hell'' provides examples of:

* ActorAllusion: to [[Theatre/BloodyBloodyAndrewJackson Benjamin Walker]]. From the epilogue [[Film/AbrahamLincolnVampireHunter "Andrew Jackson is now a vampire hunter going by the alias of Abraham Lincoln."]]
* [[AerithAndBob Aerith and Anti-Christ Bob]]
* AHellOfATime: the premise of the entire fanfiction.
* [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie And Then Andrew Jackson Was a Zombie]]
* AntiChrist: Bob, from Bob's Discount Furniture.
** AdolfHitler, of course.
* ArtisticLicenseHistory: especially when involving the prophecies of Nostradamus and the AntiChrist.
* AuthorAppeal: The constant ''Theatre/BloodyBloodyAndrewJackson'' references.
* BigDamnKiss: between AndrewJackson and Tonks, naturally.
** Also between Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange.
* BlatantLies: "Chapter 9: In Which Nothing Happens At All."
** That chapter title may be a ShoutOut to chapter three of [[DirtyPotter Dirty the Pooh and the One Hundred Acre Shitpile.]]
* CampGay: [[MaximilienRobespierre Seximilien.]] In spades.
* CrackFic: of the highest order. Has been featured on the CrackFic page on ThisVeryWiki, as well as on the old "Troper Tales" page.
* CrossOver: the majority of the fic is one between ''Literature/HarryPotter'' and ''Theatre/BloodyBloodyAndrewJackson'', but it manages to fit in ''Film/AClockworkOrange'', ''SweeneyTodd'', and the CthulhuMythos for good measure.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Viktor Krum.
* DeusExMachina: the ending, in which [[spoiler: StephenSondheim, Creator/JKRowling and WinstonChurchill appear and cause the universe to implode.]]
* DramaticThunder: the roiling hell thunder.
* EmoTeen: how Tonks and Andrew Jackson are portrayed.
** For Andrew Jackson the trope is invoked on purpose, since his characterisation is blatantly in reference to ''Theatre/BloodyBloodyAndrewJackson''.
* FireAndBrimstoneHell
* FourStarBadass: Andrew Jackson.
* {{Gorn}}: the battle between AndrewJackson and [[InsaneProprietor Anti-Christ Bob]] ends with Anti-Christ Bob accidentally hacking his own leg off, causing massive blood loss, followed by AndrewJackson throwing a knife into Bob's heart, spraying blood all over him as he dies... [[{{Squick}} which makes AJ feel good.]]
* IronicHell
* InsaneProprietor: Anti-Christ Bob.
* KudzuPlot
* LargeHam: Andrew Jackson, Satan, and [[MaximilienRobespierre Seximilien.]]
** Voldemort and Bellatrix, too.
* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: from [[HistoricalDomainCharacter Historical Domain Characters]] like [[MaximilienRobespierre Seximilien Robespierre]] to [[Literature/HarryPotter Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and Victor Krum]] to ''[[Film/AClockworkOrange Alex DeLarge.]]''
* [[LukeIMightBeYourFather You Are Not The Baby's Father]]: Invoked, with ''Hitler and Stalin.''
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: averted with the brutal death of [[spoiler: Anti-Christ Bob]] and [[spoiler: the entire cast of Theatre/SpiderManTurnOffTheDark]].
* RandomEventsPlot
* RefugeInAudacity / CrazyAwesome
* {{Satan}}
* ShoutOut: ''Theatre/BloodyBloodyAndrewJackson'' is referenced constantly it happens to be the author's favorite musical.
** There are also lyrical references to ''Theatre/{{Rent}}'', ''SweeneyTodd'', Music/{{Evanescence}}, and Music/{{Rihanna}}.
** The cameos by [[CthulhuMythos Cthulhu]], [[ClassicalMythology Cronus, the Furies, Gorgons, Harpies, Sirens, Kerberos, Echydna]] and [[PowerRangers the Green Power Ranger]], as well as mentions of [[EgyptianMythology Anubis.]]
** The title may be a reference to [[JamesRolfe Wizard of Oz 3: Dorothy Goes To Hell.]]
* SpiritualSequel: to the author's earlier fanfic ''Nymphadora Tonks and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.''
* SlasherSmile: Invoked by numerous characters.
* TakeThat: To ''Theatre/SpiderManTurnOffTheDark,'' constantly.
--> "Standing in the blinding fire light, in a rather untidy clump, stood the maimed, injured, and overall soulless cast of Theatre/SpiderManTurnOffTheDark."
* ToHellAndBack


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-> "Wow, what a bunch of fucking emos," muttered Satan.