"My Big Fat Gargoyle Wedding" is an adult fanfic by cygnavamp telling about the double wedding of Angela and Broadway and Lexington and Staghart. Three clans mingle with each other. Elisa has to deal with her mother's homophobia. Griff has to deal with Arthur's homophobia and his own feelings for Angela's sister, Michelle. Quarrymen have invaded the Labyrinth. Thailog has some new clone minions trying to kidnap Maggie and Talon's baby and trying to sway the original clones and Claw to join him. And Demona has a plan to kidnap and brainwash Angela. You know, the usual wedding hijinks!

Story can be read [[http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600092835 here.]]
A script for a trailer to the fic can be read [[http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=žion=&q=my+big+fat+gargoyles+wedding#/d2uzja5 here.]]


Tropes for this fanfic include:

* ActorAllusion: [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Deanna Troi]] (played by Demona's voice actor Marina Sirtis) is in the Top 10 Non-Human Babes list.
** While Angela thinks Wayne and Garth's Top 10 list is just silly, she continues to watch the show from Elisa's place because David Duchovny (Who, along with Brigitte Bako, was on Showtime's ''Red Shoe Diaries'') is hosting.
** [[TimCurry Sevarius]] quotes a few lines from TheRockyHorrorPictureShow
** While suffering electric shock, Broadway sings the theme to SpongeBobSquarePants.
* AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents: Hudson, Princess Katherine, Patience and Ayala all have embarrassing stories to tell about their children.
* BadassBookworm: Michelle
* BellyDancer: Thailog likes to have his female minions do this.
* BestWoman: Coco for Staghart. In the end, they decide to use the gender neutral term "honor attendant"
* BloodMagic: The Egg Of Imprinting must be boiled in [[VirginPower virgin's blood]]
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Staghart's rookery mother Patience shows signs of this.
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: The penalty for vandalizing the Quarryman brownstone is being forced to sit through Aqua's "Barbie Girl" video.
* CuteKitten: Lacy makes a brief appearance. And the story ends with Shinju taking in an abandoned kitten.
* CuteMonsterGirl: The fic starts with Angela and Broadway watching Series/SaturdayNightLive. [[Film/WaynesWorld Wayne and Garth]] have made a Top 10 list of non-human babes. The list is mostly furries and aliens, but Angela tops their list as "The Cute Purple Gargoyle Babe".
* DepravedBisexual: Thailog. Sevarius shows hints of it.
* DrivenToSuicide: The true fate of [[spoiler: Galahad]].
* ElectricTorture: How Thailog keeps his minions in line.
* EveryoneHasLotsOfSex: Duh, it's an adult fan fic!
* EvilDetectingDog: Regan has red bone hound DNA and quickly figures out Thailog is not a good person.
* FriendToAllLivingThings: Ariel.
* HairRaisingHare: Goneril.
* HealingHands: Una knows such a spell that involves a tiger's eye stone as a catylyst.
* HeelFaceTurn: Some of the minions don't like how Thailog treats them, so they defect.
* HoneyTrap: How Thailog plans to use his minions to lure back the clones.
* HypocriticalHumor: Griff thinks [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Romeo's]] problem was that he was immature and couldn't stay focused. Ooh, biscuits!
* INeedAFreakingDrink: Arthur's reaction to learning that the double wedding involves a gay couple.
* InterspeciesRomance: Besides Elisa and Goliath, there's Noah and Pelagia- a gargoyle and a mermaid.
* MagicMirror: Demona has one.
* MamaBear: Maggie might be a pacifist, but don't you DARE harm her baby! Sarah Browne is revealed to be protective of all children, not just her own. (Though her anger is misplaced.)
* MataHari: Tamora, Goneril and Salome. Tamora, however does a HeelFaceTurn.
* TheMole: Maxwell Scott is a heroic example
* NonSequiturThud: "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea....?"
* NoodleIncident: Elisa mentions a few to her mother, most notably about the time she walked in on Staghart and Lexington doing something involving [[NoodleImplements jingle bells, half a sailor suit and some fuzzy dice.]]
* OminousOwl: Cordelia subverts both this and TheOwlKnowingOne. She's a typical barn owl, neither particularly wise nor particularly vicious. Unless you happen to be a mouse. Or standing under her when she coughs up a pellet. She gets [[TheWoobie Woobie]] points for having a broken wing when introduced.
* OurMermaidsAreDifferent: Pelagia can turn her tail into legs at will, but is uncomfortable if without water for too long.
* OverprotectiveDad: Tom insists Angela cover up when he sees her wearing a bikini. He tries to kill Griff when he catches him en flagrante delacto with Michelle
* PantyShot: Princess Katherine remembers a time Angela did this when she was still learning to glide. At least, that's what would happen had she been wearing panties! Also discussed by Wayne and Garth.
* PapaWolf: Goliath towards Angela. Talon towards Lili and just about everyone in the Labyrinth.
* PantheraAwesome: Tamora has tiger DNA. Tybalt has lynx DNA.
* ParentalMarriageVeto: Demona does not think Broadway is good enough for Angela.
* PollyWantsAMicrophone: Played with. Ruby seems to be just repeating what's said, but it also reflects what she wants. She's also clever enough to figure out how to unlock her cage.
* PervertedSniffing: Reverend Nathaniel Walters sniffs Angela's hair when he catches her.
* ThePrankster: Uriel.
* PreciousPuppy: Arthur and Griff find a beast pup they name Cafall.
* ReptilesAreAbhorrent: Subverted when Claudius does a HeelFaceTurn.
* RodentsOfUnusualSize: Caliban
* SexIsEvilAndIAmHorny: Rev. Walters is basically [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Claude Frollo]] only Protestant, set in the modern day and in lust with Angela.
* ShoutOut: The title is a parody of Film/MyBigFatGreekWedding.
* ShownTheirWork: The author did research on homosexuality in tribal cultures for chapter 5, where Peter mentions lhamana. [[TheMuppetShow (Doo-doo-da-doo-doo!)]]
* SlouchOfVillainy: Demona assumes one when she uses her mirror to spy on others.
* SpitTake: Diane's reaction to finding out the double wedding includes a gay couple. Demona's reaction to finding out Thailog's been getting blow jobs from Brentwood.
* SssssnakeTalk: How Claudiusssss ssspeakssss.
* ThemeNaming: Thailog's new minions are named after Shakespearian antagonists.
* ThreateningShark: Shylock.
* TooSoon: The previous story "Aishiteru Means I Love You" featured Lex and Staghart having a sex tape get put out on the 'net by Fang and Matrix. The situation was going to be revisited, but then, the tragedy with Tyler Clementi happened....
* TrailersAlwaysSpoil: The trailer reveals that [[spoiler: Demona kidnaps Angela and Ayala winds up in bed with Hudson.]]
* TricksterTwins: Castor and Pollux
* WouldHurtAChild: Demona has no qualms about killing a human child for the virgin's blood she needs to make the Egg Of Imprinting. Thailog wants to kidnap Lili. Conversely, Angela is disgusted to find out the Quarrymen recruit teenagers and goes no further than spanking one.

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