What do you get when you cross a RescueRomance with crossdressing and all kinds of kinky sex? This infamously bad ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' fanfic!

It all starts when the Dursleys are struck down by the Death Eaters, and Harry is saved from the same fate by the timely arrival of Snape. To keep him safe, Snape disguises Harry as a twelve-year-old girl and himself as a more attractive man. Sounds simple enough, until Harry immediately begins to have "special feelings" about his new outfit and about Snape himself. One thing leads to another, romance ensues, and...things go downhill from there. The fic has quite a HateDom, having been sporked multiple times and even earning [[http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Little_Miss_Mary a page on the PPC wiki]]. Not because of the pairing, not because of the content, but because of the execution of said content. All four parts of the fic can be found [[http://www.e-fic.com/athea/hp/ here]].

!!This fic provides examples of:

* AbusiveParents: The Dursleys are upgraded to this in the snippets of backstory Harry gives Snape
* [[spoiler: BabiesEverAfter]]
* BetaCouple: Remus and Sirius, [[spoiler: Ron and Draco, Blaise and Hermoine]]
* ComingOutStory
* CostumePorn: The fic spends a ''lot'' of time describing Harry's frilly new wardrobe.
* DeliberatelyCuteChild: Harry acts very much the part, to Snape's delight
* EveryoneIsGay with one token het romance
* FoodPorn: In ''spades''
* LoverAndBeloved: Snape and Harry's relationship takes on a lot of shades of this
* MayDecemberRomance: Guess
* MisterSeahorse: Technically
* MyBiologicalClockIsTicking: Harry ''really'' wants Snape's babies
* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands
* PairTheSpares: [[spoiler: Ron and Draco]]
* ProtagonistCenteredMorality: A minor example; Sirius expresses valid misgivings about Harry's relationship with Snape and is portrayed as a Negative Nancy about it until he gives in and gives them his blessing. Ron temporarily gets hit with this, too, before he's paired off with [[spoiler: Draco]].
* PurpleProse
* RescueRomance: Harry falls in love with Snape after Snape rescues him from the Death Eaters
* SexEqualsLove
* SickeninglySweethearts: Even before they're officially an item, Harry and Snape can't hold a single conversation without canoodling or calling each other smooshy pet names.
* TheTwink: Harry, Harry, Harry
* VirginityMakesYouStupid: Harry, despite being at the age where he'd have some understanding of human sexuality.
* {{Wimpification}}: Guess
* WholesomeCrossdresser: Harry