''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4760868/1/I_Wont_Say I Won't Say]]'' by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/934043/angeltrap angeltrap]] is an [[AlternateUniverseFic AU]] {{WAFF}}y (non-explicit) [[SlashFic Light/L]] ''Manga/DeathNote'' FanFic in which Light "wins" and could kill L and Watari at any time if he wanted to... [[VillainousCrush but decides he would rather keep L alive]]. He also insists that they spend [[ChristmasSpecial Christmas together]] with L's "family..."

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!! ''I Won't Say'' provides examples of:
* ArbitrarySkepticism: There's no such thing as ghosts!
--> '''L:''' Light-kun is right. [[LampshadeHanging Believing in ghosts is like claiming that you own a magical notebook or that you have a pet monster that only eats apples. Don't be ridiculous.]]
* BecomingTheMask: [[spoiler: L really does become friendly with Kira and Light spends so much time playing nice around L and the orphans he becomes a PapaWolf for them.]]
* BetaCouple: Mello and Matt.
* BigBrotherBully: Mello
* BigBrotherInstinct: L, [[spoiler: and Light]] towards the Wammy orphans.
* BigScrewedUpFamily: It could be a SitCom called "Meet the Successors"!
* {{Blackmail}}
* BuffySpeak
* ButtMonkey: Light and Near.
* ChainedToABed: Light, courtesy of L-[[NotWhatItLooksLike for perfectly innocent reasons.]]
* ChristmasSpecial
* CleaningUpRomanticLooseEnds: [[spoiler: In this fic Misa gets paired up with Hideki Ryuuga the pop star to avoid having to go the the usual DieForOurShip route.]]
* {{Cloudcuckooland}}: Wammy's House.
* [[MommasBoy Daddy’s Boys]] / EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas: Watari scolds L and [[spoiler: Beyond]] and tells them to behave themselves, they answer with a meek "Yes sir."
* DatingCatWoman: L and Kira.
* DeathTakesAHoliday: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] when Light suggests that the Taskforce send out another "fake" Kira broadcast saying that [[ChristmasSpecial Kira will suspend judgments for the holiday season]] and the [[SecretIdentity real Kira]] will have to follow it if he wants to maintain [[VillainWithGoodPublicity his good PR.]]
* DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu: The entire time. Near is mystified when pondering the fact that KIRA just ruffled his hair, as is Mello when he made them cocoa, etc.
** Later L invites [[spoiler: Beyond Birthday]] to come join them for Christmas.
* DoubleDate: [[spoiler: Light and L with Misa and Hideki Ryuuga.]]
* DudeWheresMyRespect: "The God of the New World" finds himself wondering this frequently.
* DysfunctionJunction:
-->'''Light:''' L... [[HypocriticalHumor You're not exactly the sanest person I've ever met, but after seeing three other examples produced by the same environment, I just have to ask... how come you're not any more off the wall?]]
-->'''L:''' I started meddling with [[SerialKiller serial killers]], [[AxCrazy psychos]] and [[AGodAmI megalomaniac]] [[EvilOverlord criminal masterminds]] instead. [[LampshadeHanging That must have saved my sanity.]]
* EasilyForgiven: L invites [[spoiler: Beyond Birthday]] to join them for Christmas dinner [[spoiler: and eventually he comes to forgive Light for being Kira and reciprocates his feelings.]]
* ElephantInTheLivingRoom: that Light is Kira.
* ExactEavesdropping: Near stumbles into the Kira x L soap opera.
* ExactWords: "no morning sex... ({{Beat}}) or afternoon sex, or evening sex or..."
* ExtremeDoormat: L from his training at Wammy's House. Light sets out to convince L that he's allowed to be a human being with emotions.
* FamilyValuesVillain: [[TheStraightMan Light]] is usually the one scandalized by the Wammy's kids wacky hijinks.
* FilkSong: [[ShoutOut to music from]] {{Disney}}'s ''[[{{Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast}} Beauty and The Beast]]''.
* GenreShift: ''Manga/DeathNote'' [[{{WAFF}} the Heartwarming]] [[ChristmasSpecial Holiday Special.]]
* TheGlomp: L gets attacked by his successors in this way.
* HarmlessVillain: [[spoiler: Light, Misa, Beyond...]]
* HauntedHouse
* HeIsNotMyBoyfriend:
-->'''Light:''' Hello, everyone, I'm Light, L's boyfr-
-->'''L:''' My co-worker!
* HollywoodApocrypha: in this the First Book of Mello, we have made the following decrees...
* HypocriticalHeartwarming
* IKnowYouKnowIKnow
* [[IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer If You Ever Do Anything To Hurt Him]]: Mello (warning Light) and he manages to be ''quite intimidating'' for a 14 year old kid.
* IncrediblyLamePun: Princess "Elle" from the [[ShowWithinAShow bedtime story fairy tales]].
* ItsNotYouItsMe: [[spoiler: Much to Light's relief, Misa breaks up with him after falling for Hideki Ryuuga the pop star.]]
* KeepingSecretsSucks
* LastSecondWordSwap
* LetsSplitUpGang: "[[CrowningMomentOfFunny STUPID GENIUSES!]]"
* LimaSyndrome: [[spoiler: Light comes to like and [[PapaWolf become very protective]] of the Wammy Orphans and becomes really insulted when L suggests that he would ever try to kill them.]]
* LockedInARoom
-->'''L:''' Where's Near?
-->'''Mello:''' Oh, he's safe...
-->'''Matt:''' ... in a closet.
* [[spoiler: LoveRedeems]]
* MirrorMonster: [[spoiler: subverted, she's just lonely and wants someone to talk to.]]
* MomentKiller: Mello, Matt, and Near are on a holy mission to be this.
* [[MySisterIsOffLimits Our Brother Is Off Limits]]: the trio are not happy about Light moving in on L.
* NobleDemon: Light.
* NotWhatItLooksLike
* OnlySaneMan: ''[[AGodAmI Light]]'' plays this role in contrast with the Wammy's Kids.
* PapaWolf: Light becomes this for L and the Wammy's kids.
-->'''Light:''' I will also keep the [[ArtifactOfDeath Death Note]] where I can reach it whenever I need to, because I will need that power to protect you and our orphans. But... would you, and could you, perhaps, consider... combining Kira and L's powers?
-->'''L:''' What, as in, 'Quit killing, or I'll set Kira on you'?
-->'''Light:''' Yeah, pretty much like that.
* PeekABangs: [[spoiler: Beyond]] does the {{Emo}} version.
* RomanticComedy
* ScarpiaUltimatum: Subverted but brought up. [[spoiler:When Misa comes to the Wammy House and L realizes that now Light has all the names of the kids, he offers his complete obedience to Light and when Light asks if that also means sex, L agrees. Light however, upset that L thought he was going to force him into sex for the orphans safety, pushed him away.]]
* SecretIdentityIdentity: [[spoiler: both Light and L have this little crisis- Light wants L as his boyfriend but also wants to be God of the New World and L is his main obstacle. Meanwhile L the Detective wants to arrest Kira but L the person has also developed feelings for Light...]]
* SeenItAll: Light is completely unfazed upon meeting [[spoiler: a ghost]].
* ShoutOut: to ''Film/AlienVsPredator'', ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', and ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII''.
* SiblingRivalry: between Mello and Near.
** Light can only watch on in horror as L and [[spoiler: Beyond]] bicker and snipe at each other [[ManChild with all the maturity of six year olds]].
-->'''Light:''' Next you're going to start sticking out your tongu- ''just like that!'' L, I saw that!
-->'''L:''' What? He started it.
* SirIndexOfTropes
* SlashFic
* SleepCute
* SubvertedInnocence: "What have you been teaching these kids?!"
* SubvertedKidsShow: Near was making some finger puppets of those he considers family. Light is surprised that that includes him, but then notes that it's sitting not so innocently on [[FlippingTheBird his middle finger.]]
* TalkingToTheDead: L expresses his concerns about entering a relationship with Kira to A and B's graves.
** [[spoiler: [[TearJerker Later L introduces Light to his parents.]]]]
* TeamMom: L
* TeamDad: Light, "Mello, leave that poor kid alone and get in here, right now!"
* ThatPoorPlant: L relates that he once managed to kill a cactus by forgetting to water it.
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: Sorry, but after having a {{Shinigami}} appear in your bedroom in the middle of the night a [[spoiler: run-of-the-mill ghost]] isn't going to cut it...
-->'''[[spoiler: Ghost girl:]]''' You're not afraid?
-->'''Light:''' [[SeenItAll Should I be?]]
* VillainOverForDinner: When [[spoiler: Misa]] arrives at Wammy's House L panics because [[spoiler:before when it was just Light they were reasonably safe since they were all using aliases. But now that the [[{{Namedar}} Second Kira]] is here Light can find out the [[IKnowYourTrueName true names]] of the children and kill them all if he wanted to.]]
* VillainousCrush: Light towards L.
* {{WAFF}}
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: Misa's fairy tale
* {{Wimpification}}: L, semi-justified though in that he's doing it out of concern for the safety of Watari and the kids and [[TheMasochismTango mostly makes life miserable for Light any chance he gets...]]
* WoundedGazelleGambit: when L catches Mello and Matt snooping around his bedroom, Matt turns on the waterworks and tries to blame it all on Light.
* {{Xenafication}}: One of the "enhancements" L makes to Light's bedtime story fairy tale.
* YouCanSeeMe
* YouWillBeSpared: Light to L, with the caveat of "[[WhyDidYouMakeMeHitYou don't make me kill anyone else.]]"

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