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What happens when ''[[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]]'', an infamous ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'' TrollFic complete with a series, known for many breaches of canon and reality, meets [=ASBusinessMagnet=], an aspiring fanfic writer of the very same fandom who was struggling to write a series of her own? The answer is a trollfic series that rivals the original, introduces many more concepts, and makes the whole universe seem almost livable, that's what happens.

These are the fanfics written by [=ASBusinessMagnet=]'s own interpretation of [=MarissaTheWriter=]:

* ''[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1f2-6gM-bSu2gyHQnFzg6ZybsgPXVCvh0TdhkssXFWzY/edit Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition]]''
* ''[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H6ij5ecnuRwr7A9465YGvmasMKJIiWlseW-WHlE-sos/edit OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN!]]''
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8365259/1/Post-SCrash-Session Post-SCrash Session]]''
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8745711/1/Post-SCrash-Session-2-The-Belorussian-Aliens Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens]]''
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9272039/1/Post-SCrash-Session-3-Spectators-of-the-Host Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host]]''
* ''[[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=8364&p=1 Post-SCrash Session 4: Parody of a Parade]]'', which is actually a [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Sburb fanventure]].
* ''[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sun8nT2YqmaCDSWLi63imRznc0CJi0jnZrGAFbtYT70/edit# Marrissaverse Stories 2015]]''
* ''[[http://istrige-namuose.tumblr.com/post/134914641938/the-ag-1991-premiere-of-inside-out The AG 1991 Premiere of Inside Out]]''
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11894308/1/Meanie-Pixies-Hour-of-Fame Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame]]''

In addition, there are several in-universe stories written by the local history junkie, Skepness Man Beauregarde:

* ''[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/16BotBQzqMoYjoVyBmeW4vshen-WhTadX_XwomXTyLCw/edit Enchiridion Marrissa]]''
* ''[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/16n7lg-qd3t_lcjdFyQZ6r0ikPhl9RFGLUqhWW6An2xE/edit Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History]]''

She also has thrown together an e-book with most of these stories, as well as the originals, appropriately called the [[http://istrige-namuose.tumblr.com/post/94512208128/marrissathewriter-complete-anthology MarrissaTheWriter Complete Anthology]].

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!!The ''ITS MY LIFE!'' Expanded Universe provides examples of:

* ArtisticLicenseGeography - When running at superhuman speeds, Scot makes it from Florida to Portal High School in either six days or three weeks. However, when walking at normal speeds, Skepness Man makes it from the neighboring state (or is it?) of Georgia to Portal High School in just an hour.
* CanisLatinicus - Skepness Man gives the various species residing in the Marrissaverse faux-Latin names, including ''Homo desapientis'', ''Homo desapientis buxomus'', ''Homo metallicus'', ''Homo flamabilis trollicus'' and ''Homo flamabilis extremicus''.
** Furthermore, the [=MarissaTheWriter=] Wiki gives us ''[[http://marissathewriter.wikia.com/wiki/Template:InfoboxSpecies Examplus specius]]''.
* CrossOver - Along with [[Videogame/{{Portal2}} the]] [[Videogame/TeamFortress2 collection]] [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim of]] [[Literature/TheHungerGames completely]] [[Literature/HarryPotter unrelated]] [[WesternAnimation/InsideOut fandoms]] that [=MarissaTheWriter=] already introduced, ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' (with ''VideoGame/{{Hiveswap}}'' characters appearing three years before it was even released) and ''Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory'' also join the game.
* CrossoverCameo - Almost every chapter of ''Post-[=SCrash=] Session 3: Spectators of the Host'' features a new cameo, including Benny Lewis from ''[[http://www.fluentin3months.com/ Fluent in 3 Months]]'', Liudas Vasaris from a Lithuanian novel ''Altorių šešėly'' by [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincas_Mykolaitis-Putinas Vincas Mykolaitis-Putinas]], Klaus and Sunny Baudelaires/"Beauregardes" from ''Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'', Cecil and Carlos from ''Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale'', Creator/ViHart and LetsPlay/{{SkyDoesMinecraft}}.
* CutShort - [=ASBusinessMagnet=] has a ''really'' terrible time writing endings. The ending of ''Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition'' ended up being merged with the ending of ''TEEN FORTRESS 2'', and the ending of ''Post-[=SCrash=] Session'' has [[spoiler:Janet Roberts and co., instead of going to the Incipisphere, crash into the time/place of ''THE MARRISSA GAMES'']].
** The ending of ''Post-[=SCrash=] Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens'', the aptly-named "To Cut a Short Story Long", also is this, briefly summarizing Meanie Pixies's adventures.
** At least ''Post-[=SCrash=] Session 3: Spectators of the Host'' ends more properly.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: From ''OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN!'':
-->I also amme frends widda gurl name Kanner Sorket so were frends an wee offin tolk troo pester chumz [...]
-->[...] We tolk kunte offin an were gode frendz [...]
** Mr. Sanpe is also known for gaffes like this, such as "Mr. Sanpe interrupted and Mr. Sanpe said."
* DependingOnTheWriter - While Doombly generally depicts Marrissa as an infallible center of attention, in [=ASBusinessMagnet=]'s fics she comes off more as an evil mastermind watching from the sidelines.
* ElaborateUndergroundBase - The extended underground part of Portal High School. Among other things, it has a ''spare time machine''.
** There's also a tunnel that goes all the way to The Capitol.
* GenderRestrictedAbility - Speshul powers, according to ''Enchiridion Marrissa'', are this. Even if it flies against the face of canon.
* GratuitousForeignLanguage:
** GratuitousFrench - Skepness Man is the main offender, though others indulge in it as well.
** GratuitousRussian - The Apache Tracker's Russian lessons of "нахуй" (a curseword).
*** The "Russian" in ''Parody of a Parade'' is really English, transcribed to Cyrillic (though ''not'' invoking TheBackwardsR; it really is ''Chyuvifejs Rentipents'' and ''Skepnis-Men Borigard''). It's still not quite how English is transcribed in Russian Cyrillic, though.
** Later, ''Marrissaverse Stories 2015'' involves, of all languages, Gratuitous ''[[UsefulNotes/EsperantoTheUniversalLanguage Esperanto]]''. Which the characters instantly mistake for French.
* HalfwayPlotSwitch - The main focus of ''Post-[=SCrash=] Session 3: Spectators of the Host'' ends up rapidly fluctuating, going from Janet and co. exploring the past to developing Skepness Man as a character to developing Violet Beauregarde as a character to a romance between Skepness Man and [[spoiler:Chell Junor]].
* HumansAreMorons - A recurring theme, at least for non-falmer trollz. Skepness Man has this to say on the matter:
-->They will only ever care about procreating and simulating a society, less resembling real sentient people and more resembling cogs in the machine of [[BreakingTheFourthWall a great fanfic writer]] WAIT A MINUTE OOPS BIG WORDS.
* RecursiveFanfiction
* RougeAnglesOfSatin - The quality of English varies from story to story; ''Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition'' is nigh unreadable, while ''Spectators of the Host'' is almost believably badly written.
** ''OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN!'' has "Kanner Sorket" gradually convert from speaking [[{{Neologism}} trollficese]] to speaking proper English while keeping her quirk, and then narrate the rest of the story.
*** This is actually common to falmer trollz; before being "converted", Skepness Man also spoke a bizarro Franglais that is pretty much unintelligible to an English monolingual.
** One of the main premises of the version of ''Post-[=SCrash=] Session'' posted on Website/FanFictionDotNet is "what if [[=MarissaTheWriter=]] had at least tried to learn proper English".
* SecretIdentity - [[spoiler:[[Film/{{Inception}} Dom Cobb]] and the Companion Cube. I shit you not.]]
* ShortTitleLongElaborateSubtitle - Both of Skepness Man's works, namely ''Enchiridion Marrissa - A Guide to the Universe of ITS MY LIFE! and TEEN FORTRESS 2'' and ''Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History - An Autobiographical Novel by Skepness Man Beauregarde''.
* ShoutOut - There are at least three references to ''FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences'' in the ''Post-[=SCrash=] Session'' series. Dick Stiller wrote a novel ''Pony Pals: Detective Pony'' in what closely resembles the style of ''Full Life Consequences'', Skepness Man once says "it's a good day to do what has to be done by me" and lastly [=GLaDOS=] says "I suppose it is time we finish this ordeal ones and for all".
** As well as that, [=ASBusinessMagnet=] likes making references to ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'', once naming Andord Hell "da Neffer" and having Cantaloupe make a killing on a "VideoGame/{{Skyblock}} island".
* StealthPun:
** In ''Enchiridion Marrissa'', Skepness Man mentions that the two extremes of robot size are [[WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry Jerry the Nanobot and Thomas the Tank Engine]].
** In ''Marrissaverse Stories 2015'', Flashlight Girl is equipped with a laser flashlight. Later on, when she flashes it at the letter A, it shoots the flashlight, breaking (i.e. "killing" it) and creating a second sun for Night Vale. In other words, [[WebVideo/HistoryOfTheEntireWorldIGuess the sun is a dead(ly) lazer]]
* TangledFamilyTree - Let's see how it plays out this time. [[spoiler:Principals Business Man and [=GLaDOS=] are the parents of Caroline, Scot and Pyro have a child they name Spy (inversion of Team Fortress 2's Meet the Spy, where it's hinted that ''the Spy'' may be ''the Scout''[='=]s father), human!female!Gir (don't ask) and the evil twin Cave Jonson have a child they name Zim, [[Music/AvrilLavigne Averil Lovonde]] and [[Music/MyChemicalRomance Gerod Why]] have two daughters [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Raws and Roxee Lovondes]] and a son [[Blog/TheHalfWorld Skep Katty]], and in the far future Chell Junior ends up being an ancestor of Colonel Massacre, who has a kid with Betty Crocket (who may or may not be the same as Candacension Pixies) named [=PoopUp=] Roberts, who with Grandma London end up being grandparents of Janet Roberts and (possibly) Creator/JackLondon.]]
* TimeyWimeyBall - Given its appearance in ITS MY LIFE!, it is the only viable explanation for all the contradicting realities, including one where [[EarthShatteringKaboom the Earth got blown up]].
%%* TrollFic
* VillainDecay - Sentinel Crane gives this gem:
-->ten nine something something one now go kill each other.
* WhamEpisode - Chapter 28 of ''Post-[=SCrash=] Session 3: Spectators of the Host''. [[spoiler:It turns out "Violet Beauregarde" was really Marrissa and "Willy Wanker" was really [=GLaDOS=].]]
** Chapter 1 of ''Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame'' [[spoiler:inexplicably kills off Skepness Man and Flashlight Girl, previously thought to be main characters.]]
* WritersCannotDoMath - Averted; Cranky Vasquez inserts calculus in the middle of his essay.
-->Seriously Written Note: And officially my love of mathemathics emerges in my fanfics for the first time.