->"And just to make my point,
->here's the most pointed part of my song...
->Some of you, I just sent
->somewhere you don't belong."
-->-- The Sorting Hat

''Fanfic/HogwartsHousesDivided'' is a Fanfic by Inverarity that commences years after the Battle of Hogwarts. First years [[SpinOffspring Teddy]] [[TheDeterminator Lupin]], [[KuuDere Violet]] [[DefrostingIceQueen Parkinson]], [[ReplacementSibling Dewey]] [[NiceGuy Diggory]] and [[DeadpanSnarker Kai]] [[InsufferableGenius Chang]] share a carriage on the Hogwarts Express and make a pact to continue to be friends, no matter what Houses they are sorted in.

Naturally, they're all get sorted into different houses and the tension between the houses is worse than it's ever been. The Sorting Hat is fed up of this. After stating that this would be the last sorting ever, the hat also states that it deliberately put students in the wrong house. [[HilarityEnsues Chaos Ensues.]]

It can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3979062/1/ here.]]

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!!This fanfic provides examples of:

* AdultsAreUseless: Averted, even if the kids do save the day.
* AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther: Draco Malfoy was implied to be a DisappearedDad but it turns out that he really does care about Violet.
** Kai and Violet. [[SlapSlapKiss Frequently.]]
* AscendedToAHigherPlaneOfExistence: [[spoiler: Alduin Dolohov and Moaning Myrtle.]]
* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: Kai occasionally goes out of his way to annoy Cho.
* BalefulPolymorph: Teddy's shape-changing abilities (inherited from his mother) tend to go off while he's sleeping, forcing him to be very careful about who he allows around him while in bed.
* BreakTheHaughty: ''[[spoiler: Chloe.]]'' Assuming that you haven't already done so a hundred times, imagine you're a muggleborn who just found out that you're a witch/wizard. Then imagine that you do something despicable and that ''everyone'' (including people in your own house) starts hating you. Imagine that you manage to redeem yourself somewhat by apologising. [[spoiler: Then imagine getting stabbed and losing your magic.]] ''Damn.''
* BerserkButton: Don't make werewolf jokes in front of Teddy. And for the love of Merlin, don't insult/harm/humiliate Violet in front of him either. Just leave her be.
** Also, do not insult Cho in front of Kai. It will end badly.
* BroughtDownToNormal: Heartbreakingly done [[spoiler: with Chloe.]]
* BewareTheNiceOnes: ''Teddy.''
** The house elves. To quote Teddy..."Who knew house-elves had such a mean streak?"
* BeYourself: What Harry tells Teddy.
* BigFun: Edgar Hargrave, one of the Muggle-born Hufflepuffs, is introduced like this: Big, enthusiastic, talkative and impossible to get down. His fellow first-years find him slightly tiresome, but he is one of the [[NiceGuy nicest, friendliest people you'll meet.]]
* CatchPhrase: Kai, when fascinated by something, says "Ace!".
* ClingyJealousGirl: How [[spoiler: Chloe]] starts off.
* CloudCuckooLander: Luna Lovegood cheers Violet up in a way only Luna Lovegood can.
* ChronicHeroSyndrome: Teddy. He takes after Harry in that respect.
* ChickMagnet: Teddy.
--->'''Teddy:''' Girls are following me around. Even older girls!
--->'''Neville:''' [[SarcasmMode How awful.]]
* DirtyCoward: [[spoiler: Chloe.]] She gets better.
** Violet thinks this of herself after she runs to get help instead of [[spoiler: staying to fight the goblin.]] The others point out that her actions saved their lives.
* DisappearedDad: Played with by Draco Malfoy. He definitely loves his daughter.
* DefrostingIceQueen: Violet by the end of the story.
* DeadpanSnarker: Violet.
* DontSplitUsUp: Colleen and Connor Mc Cormack.
* EloquentInMyNativeTongue: Sung-Hee.
* EvilVirtues: Played with. Violet goes on a little quest to discover what the Slytherin Virtues are.
* FantasyGunControl: Bloodily averted.
* FirstKiss
* FriendVersusLover: The main reason Chloe treats Violet the way she does.
* FunetikAksent: Hugh, bordering on [[TheUnintelligible unintelligible]] at times.
* FunWithAcronyms: S.C.O.U.R.G.E. [[spoiler: Sorcerers Champion Oppression: Unite for the Restoration of Goblin Equality]]
* GreenEyedMonster: Chloe.
* GoodIsNotNice: The Slytherins. Ophelia in particular.
* HarsherInHindsight: When trying to convince [[spoiler: Stephen White]] not to commit suicide, Mercy says, "I...I don't want to see Thestrals, not yet." During the [[spoiler: goblin attack]] on Hogwarts, Mercy is one of the Hufflepuffs to witness [[spoiler: Alduin's murder.]]
* HotBlooded: ''Teddy.''
* IAmNotMyFather: Alduin Beauxjour. [[spoiler: Actually Alduin Dolohov. He was so terrified of turning out like his parents that he begged the hat to put him in Hufflepuff.]]
** Rodney Bode as well.
* InsufferableGenius: Kai Chang is, to quote Teddy, "a bit of a snot."
* IUhYouToo: Draco and Violet. It makes sense.
--->'''Draco''': I would very much like to put my arms around you, unless the embarrassment would kill you.
--->'''Violet''': I think I'd live.
* KissingCousins: Most people seem to think that Teddy is smitten with Violet.
---> "You know what they say about second cousins."
* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler: Alduin Dolohov.]]
* KnowNothingKnowItAll: Kai, after Cho gets engaged to a Muggle, becomes the resident "expert" on all things Muggle. His so-called expertise generally turns out to be flawed, or even flat-out wrong.
* LadyDrunk: Pansy.
* MyBelovedSmother: Pansy Parkinson. She has her reasons.
* OriginalFlavour
* PostKissCatatonia: [[spoiler: Teddy's reaction to being kissed by Ophelia.]]
* RedemptionEqualsDeath: Averted by [[spoiler: Chloe]] but at a terrible cost.
* ReplacementSibling: Dewey Diggory is this for Cedric.
* TookALevelInBadass: Most of the first years but the award goes to [[spoiler: Chloe,]] who went from [[ScrewTheRulesImBeautiful annoying]] AlphaBitch to LittleMissBadass.
** Stephen White may have her beat.
* ShoutOut: To ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}'', by calling [[spoiler: Slipfang "the Goblin King"]]
* TheStoic: Violet. She has a few NotSoStoic moments.
* SlapSlapKiss: Kai and Violet.
* ScrewTheRulesImBeautiful: Chloe.
* ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney: Violet starts Hogwarts a year early mainly because her father is Draco Malfoy.
* ToThePain: Violet and the Slytherin girls do this to Chloe.
* WouldntHurtAChild: Averted.
* WhatMeasureIsANonHuman: The wizarding world's treatment of Elves and Goblins comes back to bite them.