''Harry's New Home'' is a completed [[AlternateUniverseFic AU]] ''Literature/HarryPotter'' FanFiction written by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1577900/kbinnz kbinnz]]. Includes the oneshot prequel [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4307359/1/Harrys_First_Detention Harry's First Detention]] and the multichapter titular fic, found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4437151/1/Harrys_New_Home here]].

The story details the events set into motion when one Severus Snape is given care of Harry Potter after the abusive and neglectful treatment by the Dursleys is uncovered. Hilarity Ensues, with many [[CrowningMomentofHeartwarming Crowning Moments of Heartwarming]] mixed in.

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!!Harry's New Home provides examples of:
* AdultFear: The entire fic can basically be described as such for Snape. Once he becomes Harry's guardian, he quickly becomes aware of just how much danger the kid gets himself into, and thats not even counting the overarching threat of Harry having to eventually face Voldemort.
* AllTheOtherReindeer: Peter Pettigrew is convinced that everyone at Hogwarts hated him and thought he was a loser, and the other Marauders only took him on out of pity, a sentiment Voldemort exploited. In reality, Pettigrew was just a whiny narcissist who betrayed his best friends for the false flattery of a genocidal racist.
* ALessonLearnedTooWell: Snape tells Harry he should be careful and not trust Dumbledore because whether good intentions or not Dumbledore is responsible for Harry getting placed in an abusive home. Harry takes his advice and starts to fear Dumbledore more than he does Voldemort to Snape's horror.
* AbusiveParents:
** Snape suffered from an absent mother and a criminal, abusive Muggle father.
** The Dursleys were horrible guardians to Harry, regularly beating him and depriving him of food for accidentally performing magic, as well as not bothering to meet his basic needs while spoiling his cousin dreadfully.
* AccidentalMisnaming: Harry calls Voldemort "Vol-au-Vent" (a kind of pastry) and "Voldesnort". Snape decides to stop trying to correct him after a while.
-->If the Dark Lord ''did'' come back, finding out He was being called a flaky pastry might so infuriate Him that He would miss with His first few Unforgivables.
* AccompliceByInaction: Snape and Harry come to fear Dumbledore when they both realize he didn't check up on Harry, enabling the Dursleys' abuse or when Dumbledore didn't insist that Sirius get a trial.
* ActionDad: Snape puts a lot of work into [[PapaWolf seeing that Harry is safe.]]
* ActionGirl: Amelia Bones.
* ActionMom: Molly, a former Wizarding Duel champion, really gets to show her stuff.
* ActionSurvivor: Harry is essentially this with Snape planning and executing most of the adventures.
* AdultFear: Often. Snape does not appreciate it.
* AffectionateNickname: Harry eventually christens Snape [[HeartwarmingMoments 'Da.']]
* AgeAppropriateAngst: Lampshaded by Hermione and Ron when Harry is moping about not spending time with Snape. To avoid embarrassing him, they say it's only because he's not used to Snape the way they are used to their parents.
* AllAmazonsWantHercules: Jones is mightily impressed that Percy jumped in to save her and Harry from Umbridge.
* AntiHero: Harry fears becoming this after he [[spoiler: crushes Quirrel with a stone pumpkin]]. In-story, there is Snape, Draco and Jones.
* ApologizesALot: Harry at first much to Snape's annoyance.
* AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther: The only one who seems oblivious to this is Snape. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt Everybody can see]] how much he cares for and protects Harry all the time.
* BadassAdorable: Harry.
* BadassAndChildDuo: Snape and Harry.
* BadassGrandpa: Dumbledore, Flitwick and Moody.
* BadBoss: Snape shows signs of this in regards to [[spoiler: Lucius Malfoy.]] A simple assignment from the former? [[spoiler: Overthrow the government in the next few months.]] Backfires when the latter tries to gain some recognition.
* BattleCouple: Percy and Jones.
* TheBeastMaster: Harry and snakes.
* BerserkButton: Blood Quills. This literally sent the entire faculty of Hogwarts out for blood. [[CoolOldGuy Dumbledore]] nearly hunted down Dolores when he was informed of this.
** Percy literally lost it when he learned one of the bullies nearly Crucio'ed Ron.
** Insulting Harry, even from miles away, is a bad way to get on Dobby's bad side as shown in chapter 58 where he appeared out of nowhere to beat up Kreacher.
* BigBrotherInstinct: Percy did ''not'' like it when one of Harry's bullies almost Crucio'ed Ron.
* BigDamnHeroes: When Harry was Ambushed by Ravenclaw students, he was rescued by Hermione (who breaks a student's ankle) Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, the Twins, Marcus Flint and [[DarkActionGirl Jones]].
** An Epic one during the [[spoiler: Rescue mission against Death Eaters. From champion Duelist Molly to Remus ripping apart Death Eaters left and right]].
* BodyHorror: As in canon, Quirrel's fusion with Voldemort's soul, which is quite literally causing his body to rot.
* BreakTheHaughty: Draco Malfoy. Dumbledore in a more benign soft kind of way, specially so during the Horcrux hunting (advice: don't put the soul sucking ring on your finger).
* BullyHunter: Snape inadvertently encourages Harry to become this when he tells him that defending yourself from an attack is completely justified and even encouraged (Harry had previously been conditioned to just accept abuse and beatings). When Harry pledges to defend others from the same, Snape realizes that he just fed right into Harry's underlying Gryffindor nature.
* CardCarryingVillain: Played for laughs. At first, Snape wants nothing more than to be known as the self-proclaimed Evil Bat of the Slytherin Dungeons and a sadistic Potions teacher who regularly reduces NEWT students to tears. So naturally, [[SpringtimeForHitler he is not pleased]] when his PetTheDog moments with Harry start to give him a more positive reputation in the halls of Hogwarts.
* CheerfulChild: Harry, so long as he's around Ron, Hermione or Snape. Otherwise, he's very shy and somewhat submissive due to his treatment by the Dursleys.
* TheChessMaster: Snape becomes this after rescuing Black from Azkaban. And become more and more deadly during the fic.
* ClusterFBomb: Sirius. Justified, he's been in Azkaban for 10 years.
* CoverInnocentEyesAndEars: Snape does this to Harry when he notices that the ''Daily Prophet'' had published a photo of Sirius greeting his many female admirers in Switzerland - and is twirling a '''thong''' one of them threw to him on his finger.
* CombatPragmatist: Slytherins believe in [[AFriendInNeed strength in numbers]] and [[{{Blackmail}} airing enemies' dirty laundry.]]
** Hermione, having been taught some basic self defence by her father, tends to go for vulnerable spots like the knee or the crotch when she's forced to become physical.
* CoolBigSis: Davidella Jones and Katie Bell are very protective of younger students.
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: [=McGonagall's=] more... ''atypical'' detentions.
-->"Did I say you were forbidden to use magic to complete the task?"
* CuddleBug: Harry [[TheGlomp LOVES]] hugging Snape.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Again, [=McGonagall=]. She deliberately makes Blood Quills look mild. (See [[spoiler: ImAHumanitarian]] for details.)
* DarkActionGirl: Davidella Jones, of the AntiHero variety.
* DarkHumor : Mad-eye, as seen when he [[spoiler: dubs the partially liquefied Pettigrew "Pettigoo"]].
* DarkIsNotEvil[=/=]LightIsNotGood: Being from Slytherin doesn't automatically make you a Death Eater and being from any of the other three Houses doesn't mean you ''can't'' be one as we find out from several Ravenclaws.
* DepravedDentist: Parodied. Hermione spins a yarn that makes mundane dentistry sound like brutal torture. When her parents visit Hogwarts, everyone is remarkably polite...
* DeconstructionFic: As far as Slytherin House is concerned. Fanfiction tends to portray the house as either irredeemably evil or a group of cool outsiders for the author's SelfInsert to join up with. This fic specifically portrays them as an entirely valid and functional school house like the other three. The only reason why so many Death Eaters come from Slytherin is because Voldemort likes to prey on the insecurities and flaws of certain personality types.
* DirtyCoward: Deconstructed. Slytherins encourage pragmatism and bringing back-up to a fight but anyone who totally abandons one's House and those protected by said House is considered the lowest of the low, Slytherin or not.
** Pettigrew is a straight example, being portrayed as a sniveling, pathetic coward who scurries away like the rat he turns into when threatened.
* DirtyOldWoman: Madame Hooch is [[EatingTheEyeCandy very vocal about her enjoyment]] of Snape's new look. She's also about 30 years his elder.
* {{Doorstopper}}: Complete at 64 chapters and over 300,000 words.
* TheDreaded: Hermione becomes this after Harry's ambush. While breaking the wand of a fallen foe was considered "hardcore", her explanation of Muggle dentistry gave her the top spot for the "not mess with" list in the entire school.
** Dumbledore became this for Harry for more than half of the fic.
* EvilSmellsBad: While Quirrel making Harry's scar hurt is a serious red flag, it's the horrible odor coming from under his turban that tipped the teachers off that something was wrong with him. While he tried to mask it with garlic, it really didn't work all that well.
* EverybodyLives: The fic has a significantly lower bodycount than the novels, partially because it's much shorter and the final battle occurs in Harry's ''second year''. The only significant casuality on the Light side is [[spoiler: Mad-Eye Moody]], sparing most of the others like Fred, Lupin and Sirius.
* EveryoneHasStandards: Despite hating Sirius for bullying him during their Hogwarts years, even Snape is horrified when he discovers via Legilimency that he was actually framed for Pettigrew's crimes of betraying the Potters to Voldemort, realizing that he suffered 11 years in Azkaban for a crime he had nothing to do with.
* FantasticRacism: Played straight with the Death Eaters obviously and with Umbridge who calls Jones an island person who practices hoo doo despite the fact the girl was born in Brighton.
** Downplayed otherwise, the usual "anti-Muggle" sentiment is much less omnipresent than it usually is in HP fan stories, as fan writers have a tendency to exaggerate how racist the Slytherins actually are in the books.
* FearlessFool: Deconstructed with Harry who lacks a sense of self-defense (and of self-preservation) thanks to his upbringing, allowing him to put himself in danger without a thought, much to Snape's annoyance and horror.
* FightsLikeANormal: Hermione, who kicks people in the knees, ankles and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick nuts]] and [[LittleMissBadass will slam your head into the floor.]] Justified since she's the child of two muggles, and her father decided to teach her how to defend herself long before they knew she had magic. Turns out to be useful since few wizards or witches bother with fighting skills.
* FixFic: One of the best written in the entire Potter Fandom. It avoids Mary Sues, superpowered versions, wangst and bashing and is so cutesy and epic that it would give you both diabetes and testosterone poison just by reading it.
* FourTemperamentEnsemble: Ron is sanguine, Hermione is choleric, Harry is melancholic and Draco is phlegmatic.
* ForWantOfANail: Because of Snape adopting Harry, his status as a spy is exposed to the disembodied spirit of Voldemort, and thus, the events of the story heavily deviate from canon. For one thing, Voldemort is never resurrected in body, instead he resorts to [[spoiler: fusing himself with Bellatrix Lestrange]] and rallies his remaining Death Eaters to attack Snape and Harry in secret.
* FromBadToWorse: He had to ask.
-->'''Albus:''' Oh, Severus? (pokes head around the corner) Did Minerva mention your appointment to the Inter-House Friendship and Holiday Decoration Committee?
* TheGadfly: Dumbledore just loves teasing Snape about his parenting Harry.
* TheGlomp: Harry has a tendency to hug Snape as much as possible. Snape, having had virtually no positive physical contact in his entire life, is both mortified and appreciative.
* GroinAttack: ''[[ShareTheMalePain Castrato]]'' '''''[[StuffBlowingUp Explosivo.]]''''' And HOLY CRAP.
** Hermione helps take down Qurriel by kicking him in the crotch when he's kneeling on the ground.
* GuileHero: Snape and [=McGonagall=].
* HappilyAdopted: Harry.
* HarmfulToMinors: [[spoiler: Splatting someone's head with a stone pumpkin]] even if [[PayEvilUntoEvil they deserve it,]] is not something eleven-year-olds should do or see.
* TheHeart: Harry becomes some form of this, thanks to being Snape's ward. Because of it, [[EnemyMine the Gryffindors and Slytherins are more willing to cooperate.]]
* HeCleansUpNicely: Just something as simple as practicing basic hair care makes Snape a good deal more attractive as his hair doesnt look like he's been dunking it in a deep fryer anymore.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Thanks to Snape's past misdeeds, it allow Umbridge to act Scott free against the students of Howgarts, especially against Harry. Needless to say, [=McGonagall=] was grimly amused by Snape's cries of unfairness and abuse.
* HonoraryUncle: Ron and Percy called Snape "Uncle Sev", much to his mortification. And Harry calls [=McGonagall=] "Auntie Min" later on.
** CoolUncle: And Aunt.
* HotTeacher: Snape, after his make-over.
* HumiliationConga: Fudge gets one of these, starting with his most trusted adviser unfurling a banner that reads, "FUDGE IS AN IDIOT."
* HypocriticalHeartwarming: It doesn't matter what Snape may call Harry or how he acts with him, if you dare to insult, abuse or bully him in any way he will rip out your own intestine and beat you with them.
* HypocriticalHumor: [[HumanoidAbomination Voldemort]] calls [[FightsLikeANormal Hermione]] an ABOMINATION.
* IWantGrandkids: [[FunnyMoments Lily!]]
* IfYouKillHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim: Snape specifically rejects this line of reasoning in Chapter 30, when Harry expresses fear that his own desire to kill Voldemort makes him as evil as the Dark Lord.
--->'''Snape:''' Voldemort used to go to Muggle villages just to kill people. He sought to hurt as many people as possible. He targeted men, women, and children indiscriminately. He made no distinction between Auror and civilian. He wanted a high body count and when attacked, would use Muggles as shields. It is ''never'' acceptable to deliberately kill people who have done you no harm and who are just going about their daily business.
--->Aurors, by contrast, may kill in the line of duty, but they do it to protect civilians. In the war, they did not deliberately target the children of Death Eaters, while the Dark Lord and his followers attacked many families just as he did yours. It is ridiculous to say that any death is a tragedy or that all deaths are morally equivalent. There are people who, by their own actions, deserve to die, and killing someone in order to protect yourself or the innocent, is ''not'' murder.
* InsaneTrollLogic: Snape can literally count how far the IQ of his fellow teachers drops any time somebody says "Quidditch".
** As far Snape is concerned, this is how ''that brat's'' mind works all the time.
* ImagineSpot: When things get too absurd, Snape mentally pens, "Dear (magazine's advice column/Voldemort), I am currently (dealing with playing daddy to the Boy Who Lived). Would (snarky/overkill reaction) be within the norm? Is it considered poor form to cut my own throat rather than suffer through such an excruciating evening?"
* ImAHumanitarian: [[spoiler: [=McGonagall=]]]. If you use a Blood Quill on her students, anyway.
* IntergenerationalFriendship: Between Harry, Sirius and Remus.
* IronLady: [=McGonagall=], natch. Also Madame Bones,[[spoiler: especially after she becomes Minister of Magic.]] Jones is a teenage version, [[TheDreaded to the point that Fred and George fear angering her.]]
* IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: Upon seeing how happy Harry is with Snape, Sirius chooses not to fight for custody.
* KickTheSonOfABitch: What both Snape and [=McGonagall=] do to Dolores and Fudge after they try to attack Harry. While Snape managed to personally destroy Fudge's career, [=McGonagall=] takes the cake by [[spoiler: Transfiguring and devouring Dolores alive]].
** What Snape does to the Dursleys. While Dumbledore forbids him from simply killing or outright mutilating them, he approves Snape's request of enacting a magic campaign of harassment against them, which Snape later enlists Sirius to enact, since Sirius is good-aligned, an experienced prankster, and has a massive grudge against them for hurting Harry. Snape also enlists the aid of an old acquaintance of his criminal father to help him enact non-magical revenge that Dumbledore won't pick up on. While he can't permanently injure the Dursleys, he CAN make life a living hell for them.
* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler: [[LudicrousGibs Quirrel]], [[EatenAlive Umbridge]] and [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Voldemort]]]] definitely ain't comin' back.
* LickedByTheDog: Harry's near-HeroWorship of Snape defrosts most other people's concerns about him. Snape isn't sure whether or not he dislikes losing his fearsome reputation, or enjoy that others treat him like a human being rather than as something that crawled out from under a rock just to terrorize children.
* LittleMissBadass: Hermione.
* MaamShock: Sirius is horrified when Harry call him "sir" and Mr. Black to be polite. Snape snarks that screaming at Harry and freaking out won't make him stop.
* {{Malaproper}}: Harry mixes up Wizarding terms to the point of RunningGag.
* MamaBear: At difference to her canon counterpart, [=McGonagall=] is ''extremely'' protective of her lions and she will [[spoiler: devour you alive if you mess with them]].
* MassOhCrap : Pretty much sums up the reaction of male upper years when they realize what spell Jones is about to use (see GroinAttack).
* MistakenForPedophile: While he probably doesnt seriously suspect it, when Arthur Weasley first gets to talk to Harry alone (Snape and Molly being busy fighting in the other room) he asks Harry if Snape ever does or says anything that makes him uncomfortable, or makes him take part in any "secret games" that no one else can know about. When Harry just gets confused and says no, Arthur drops the issue.
* MoodWhiplash: "The Case of the Mysterious Turban" quickly devolves into [[spoiler:"Don't Get Killed by Quirrel or Voldemort."]]
* MyGreatestFailure: It nearly broke Dumbledore when he realized Harry was afraid of him. He also regrets having overlooked so much of Sirius Black misbehavior in school (due to being overly lenient because Sirius was the only Black in centuries to not be a dark wizard), which is part of what drove Snape to Voldemort.
** Snape feels enormous guilt once he realizes that he had allowed his resentment of James Potter to influence his treatment of Harry, who had never done anyone harm in his life.
* [[MugglesDoItBetter Muggles Do It Hardcore]]: After Hermione's explanation, nobody ever doubted that Muggles are 1) Psychopaths, 2) Unyielding, 3) [[WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}} More Metal than the blackest black, times INFINITY]].
** Just to specify, said explanation is about Hermione's parents jobs as ''dentists''. Due to the Wizarding World's complete lack of contact with the Muggle world, mundane tasks like dentistry sounds like torture sessions since Muggles cant just magic away all their ailments. She does also get a more conventional Badass moment explaining how Muggles practice basic self defence with no magic.
* MrFanservice: After being broken out of Azkaban and recuperating from 10 years of imprisonment, Sirius Black quickly regains his status as a sex icon in the Wizarding World. His new "suffering the wounds of wrongful torment" story just makes him even more irresistible.
** Snape turns out to be this once he starts practicing hair care and stops skulking around Hogwarts like a human vulture, allowing his attractive features like his height and jawline to become prominent (like many a RealLife fangirl/boy already knew). Becomes even more so when it turns out he's a great parental figure for Harry.
* NeverMessWithGranny: [=McGonagall=], of course. Also, [[GreenThumb Sprout.]]
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: As much as [[spoiler: Lucius Malfoy]] counts as a hero, anyway.
* NotSoAboveItAll: Snape. [[HilarityEnsues Often.]]
* NotSoDifferent: Once he finds out about Harry's home life, Snape gradually comes to realize that he and Harry are not that different, both being raised in abusive households and bullied relentlessly in school.
* [[NoSocialSkills No]] [[NotGoodWithPeople People]] [[NoSocialSkills Skills]]: Harry is partially this due to his abusive upbringing, but his natural people skills lets him quickly bond with others. Snape on the other hand, due to a lifetime of rejection and abuse, some of it self-inflicted, has little to no idea how to handle positive interactions with others, especially once Harry's affection makes others more tolerant of him.
* OddFriendship: Snape strikes one up with [=McGonagall=], Sirius, Lupin and Molly Weasley. Also Hermione with Jones and Ron with Draco.
* OhCrap: [[spoiler: The two Death Eaters holding down Snape consider changing career paths when they see Harry arise from being Avada-ed.]]
* PapaWolf: No matter how much Snape denies it, he would go to any length, break any rule, face the Dark Lord and Dumbledore himself without hesitation if it mean Harry's protection. Soon enough most of the Wizarding World learned not to mess with Harry.
** Lucius Malfoy is a more chilly, stern type.
** Likewise with Dumbledore. He nearly hunted down Umbridge when he found out she used a Blood Quill on Harry. Also in the prequel, his casual warning to Snape if he should ever harm a student again.
* ParentalSubstitute: Snape to Harry, as well as Molly and Arthur Weasley.
* PintSizedPowerhouse: Flitwick is considered the best duelist of the entire faculty [[spoiler: and he demonstrated why during the last battle against the Death Eaters]].
* PowerOfTrust: Snape finds himself simultaneously frightened and heartened by the nearly blind trust Harry has in him and annoyed by [[HeartwarmingMoments his continued attempts to live up to it.]]
* PsychicNosebleed: Hermione experiences this trying to save Harry from falling to his death in chapter 26. Even still, [[{{Determinator}} she keeps trying.]]
* RefugeInAudacity: Death Eater Black [[spoiler: Granted Asylum in Switzerland!]] ''Really'', [[MagnificentBastard Snape]]?
* RunningGag: Snape's [[ImagineSpot imaginary letters to various publications and people.]]
* SadistTeacher: Snape tries to be this. See SternTeacher below.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Wizards do love their big words.
* SeriousBusiness: Quidditch, to Snape's detriment. From forgetting that a student nearly killed himself in a broom to nearly starting a brawl in the great hall ''by the teachers'', Quidditch certainly brings out the best and the worst of wizards.
* ServileSnarker: Snape is this to Dumbledore.
* ShoutOut: One of the books Harry picks out is titled [[Literature/TheHobbit "There and Back Again"]].
* SmallNameBigEgo: Lucius Malfoy.
* SnarkKnight: Snape.
* SparedByTheAdaptation: [[spoiler:Dumbledore, Snape, Sirius, Lupin, Fred Weasley, Hedwig and Tonks.]]
** DeathByAdaptation: [[spoiler: Umbridge.]]
* SpitTake: Snape, of all people, in response to [=McGonagall=]'s "[[TheUmbridge Something]] [[ImAHumanitarian I]] [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment ate.]]"
* SpoiledBrat: Draco starts out this way. His housemates quickly disabuses him of the notion that being a Malfoy actually makes him better by default. Slytherins ''respect'' the Pureblood families, but that doesn't mean you can act like an entitled little bastard just because you came out of Lucius Malfoy's balls. Draco finds himself ostracized for his douchebag behavior, but eventually redeems himself by maturing as a person.
* SternTeacher: Snape ends up being this, while trying to be a SadistTeacher. Most of his punishments are actually helpful, as Harry frequently points out. Snape constantly blames Harry and his friends for ruining his reputation.
** CoolTeacher: To [[SpringtimeForHitler his horror.]]
* SurroundedByIdiots: When you get to know the point of view of Snape for all the decisions around Hogwarts, especially Potter, you can't not only sympathize but wonder how Snape hasn't just [[IncrediblyLamePun snapped]] already.
* TantrumThrowing: Harry in Chapter 25, when Snape forbids him from playing in the Quidditch match as part of his punishment for going out and facing a full-grown troll in the previous chapter.
* TallDarkAndSnarky: Snape again.
* TheyCallMeMisterTibbs: After the MaamShock above, Sirius tells Harry to address him by his name as opposed to Mr. Black.
* TooDumbToLive: [[spoiler: Umbridge]]'s utter lack of self preservation when dealing with an enraged [[ActionDad Snape]] and [[NeverMessWithGranny McGonagall]] during her "Potter Should Be Silenced" spiel ends poorly. Even ''[[DarkActionGirl Jones]]'' admits to being frightened of an angry [=McGonagall=].
* TrueCompanions: Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco plus others.
* {{Tsundere}}: Take a wild guess who.
* UglyGuyHotWife: While Percy is not ugly, he is defined as plain while Jones is often described as a very beautiful, willowy... and absolutely scary witch. Like a "saner, controlled version of Bellatrix Lestrange".
* UndyingLoyalty: This is shown as being the Hufflepuffs' biggest strength and weakness. During the war, Voldemort had quite a few Hufflepuff followers, who refused to abandon him after he showed his true colors, specifically because their personal creed didn't allow it. It goes even further than the Gryffindors, who will eventually abandon a traitorous or evil companion.
* UnstoppableRage: Snape has to be ''pried'' off of Umbridge after [[ToThePain the Blood Quill incident]].
* VillainsActHeroesReact: Inverted. Dumbledore may be content to react but Snape acts and acts fast.
* VillainousRescue: Slytherin, as far as Hogwarts is concerned. But say what you will about the house, when one of their "Firsties" was in trouble, literally the entire House was moved to battle in seconds. As Harry's attackers learned the hard way.
* VitriolicBestBuds: Ron and Draco enjoy arguing.
* {{WAFF}}
* WaterWakeUp: When Snape visits Lupin at his home when the other man is asleep, he wakes him up with a Aquamenti to the face.
* WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong: With [[spoiler:knocking off a few Death Eater relatives, Lucius]]? [[WhatAnIdiot What, indeed.]]
* WitchWithACapitalB: This story features Umbridge in all her horribleness.
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