[[caption-width-right:250:Ivy, fan art by Creator/MonicaGilbeyBieber.]]

->"Hi im Ivy Caroline Celestia Allison Marissa Claire Bieber. Im rly fukin hot nd skiny nd I hav blomd curly hair dat gose all da way 2 muh nees and mi boobs r big nd hot nd I hav long leg dat r rly long nd supr hot and im rly tan nd tall nd hot nd I hav ruby lips and mah teeth r wite nd perfect nd a prfect noes nd my eyes r rly hot nd dey r dark brown nd my eylashes r rly long and hot. I go 2 a wizerd skool calld hogwarts nd im a wich der. Im frum amrika but I wanted 2 go heer instead bcuz british guyz r so fucing sexah. Im 15 so ill b in muh 5 year der bcuz im transferrin frum my normul skool heer 2 da witch scool der."
-->--The first paragraph.

''Da ivy cuvrd wals uv higwsrts'', also known as ''de iby covred wallss of hpgwarts'', also known as ''[[SpellMyNameWithAnS TE OVY COVEERED WALLLS OV [=HOGWrts=]]]'', or, more correctly, ''The Ivy-Covered Walls of Hogwarts'', is a Literature/HarryPotter fanfic by [[AlphaBitch Sally-]][[HeelFaceTurn Anne]] [[{{Adorkable}} Avery]], which features [[RougeAnglesOfSatin horrible spelling and grammar.]] It is about [[OverlyLongName Ivy Caroline Celestia Allison Marissa Claire Bieber]], a 15-year-old girl who transfers to Hogwarts, gets sorted in Gryffindor, and becomes Harry's girlfriend.

The fanfic's first chapter can be found [[http://saly-an-avry.deviantart.com/art/TE-OVY-COVEERED-WALLLS-OV-HOGWrts-chapte-1-348510506 here.]]

The author: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4333938/Sally-Anne-Avery (Which she barely uses anymore.)

The author's deviantART: http://saly-an-avry.deviantart.com/ (Which became more active after Sally got angry at Website/FanFictionDotNet for deleting her story twice, but is also being barely used now after her public apology to [[Creator/MonicaGilbeyBieber James.]])

Compare ''FanFic/OneLessLonelyGurl'', which is the WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants equivalent, with superior spelling and an insane sci-fi plot intertwined with the same preppiness of this fanfic. Compare and contrast ''FanFic/MyImmortal'', ''FanFic/JoBekkeAtHugwrts'', and ''FanFic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen.''

!! '''Da Ivy Cuvrd Wals of Higwsrts'' contains examples of:

* AlphaBitch: Ivy.
* AuthorAppeal: The fanfic has the MarySue's last name as [[Music/JustinBieber Bieber]], fashion brands such as Abercrombie and American Eagle Outfitters, and the MarySue getting paired with [[TheHero Harry Potter.]]
* AuthorAvatar: Ivy.
* AuthorFilibuster: Sally-Anne goes out of her way just to say how much she hates nerds. Subverted, now that Sally herself has said that she is now a [[{{Adorkable}} newly-initiated nerd.]]
* BuxomIsBetter: Ivy is said to have big breasts.
* CostumePorn: The fanfic describes all the clothes that they are wearing, so much like a preppy version of My Immortal. Ivy even mentions the brand of [[TooMuchInformation underwear]] that she wears.
* DarkSkinnedBlonde: Ivy
* DeadFic: Possibly. Ever since she apologized to James, no new chapters for this fanfic have come up.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Ivy describes her features as hot and perfect one too many times. Also: "...I hav long leg dat r rly long..."
* NerdsAreSexy: Sally-Anne actually thinks so. (She is a Creator/DavidTennant {{Fangirl}}.)
* OutOfCharacterMoment: At one point Dumbledore "exploded" an unnamed student. Granted said student did try to kill Ivy for some reason, but still, exploding one of the students? Does that really seem like something Dumbledore would do?
* OverlyLongName: The MarySue has five middle names.
* RapunzelHair: Ivy has hair that goes until her knees.
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Oh God, yes.
* SelfInsert: Ivy.
* ShesGotLegs: Ivy has long legs.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: Ivy is sometimes misspelled as Icy.
* StatuesqueStunner: Ivy.
* TrollFic: [[http://my.deviantart.com/art/I-m-sorry-for-everything-353751351 Confirmed.]] The fanfic was serious, but she decided to just continue writing ForTheLulz. So far, no updates have come to this fanfic yet.
* TheXOfY: The Ivy-Covered Walls of Hogwarts.