-->''Pretty Cure! Movie Review Commence! The one who remembers it for the mainstream types, I am Cure Betamax! Angrier than WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd, more critical than WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic, and able to KO [[TakeThatMe the nimrod that happens to be my stenographer]], here I am to review some old crap!''\\
--'''Cure Betamax''', who starts his reviews in this manner.

'''Cure Betamax''' is an original Pretty Cure created by Tropers/{{Ryanasaurus0077}} who reviews movies, particularly the more obscure ones.

!!This fanmade review series contains examples of:
* BerserkButton: When a work he's reviewing happens to include the [[CountryMatters C word]] in its dialogue, as seen during the second half of his review of ''Film/TheStreetfighter and Return of the Streetfighter''. He's also set off by racism, as seen with his reaction to YellowPeril-style dialogue from Bayan and Don Costello in the same review and to "every honky in the West mistreating every foreigner in the land (be he Mexican or Chinese)" in his review of ''Film/TheFightingFistOfShangaiJoe''.
* EvilLawyerJoke: In his review of ''Film/TheStreetfighter and Return of the Streetfighter'', after Terry throws Nachi aside and slams Gijun to the ground, he remarks upon watching, "Whoa… talk about brutal. I'm just glad he isn't a lawyer."
** It's worth noting that earlier in the same review, he refers to the lawyer at the attempted execution, who is portrayed as a ReasonableAuthorityFigure, as a doctor; the transcript even refers to the character as "Doctor of the Law" when he speaks. This is to differentiate the good lawyers from the evil lawyers; in this and future reviews, the good lawyers are referred to as doctors of the law or simply doctors.
* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: Yes, he utilizes them sometimes.
* RealMenWearPink: In addition to being a WholesomeCrossdresser in his Cure form, he also likes going to and watching the ballet and is implied to enjoy embroidery.
* RunningGag: Memetic dialogue from other movies (e.g. ''Film/AViewToAKill'' and ''Film/PulpFiction'') being played to reflect a certain situation.
* SirSwearsalot: He's just as sailor-mouthed as the AVGN and NC!
* WholesomeCrossdresser