''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2571237/1/Calvin_and_Hobbes_III_Double_Trouble Calvin and Hobbes III: Double Trouble]]'' is the third film in Creator/{{Swing123}}'s ScriptFic trilogy, following ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheMovie'' and ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesIILostAtSea''. It also has a part in Fanfic/{{the Calvinverse}}, like the stories before it.

Rupert and Earl have set out for revenge on our young hero, and they end up kidnapped by a man who wants a ransom for their safe return. Will they make it? [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin Probably.]]
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!!This fic provides examples of:
* AdultsAreUseless: From the author's notes:
--> ''No, The town won't save Calvin. They'll be worthless. Worthless to the end.''
* APlanetNamedZok: The first appearance of the {{Trope Namer|s}}.
* AntiClimax: The beginning of Chapter 11. "LUNCH TIME!"
* AreWeThereYet: Calvin does this to Chill.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: A gag of the aliens destroying Calvin's mom's antiques starts out reasonable enough, but ends with a clock worth about 50 bucks. She reacts exactly the same.
* AscendedMeme: Rupert mentions the widely-known origin of the duo's names.
* AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever: The giant goose.
* AuthorCatchphrase: The first appearance of "Help. Cry for help."
* BatterUp: Calvin's mom wields one.
* BearsAreBadNews: Calvin sets a trap for Chill that exploits this.
* BigBad: Rupert and Earl.
* BigNo: Calvin's mom does this when her antiques start getting destroyed.
** Rupert does this in response to Calvin freeing the entire world from his control.
** He does another one shortly after a BigWhat not long later.
* BigWhat: When Calvin and Hobbes find out the aliens drink ''lava.''
** Calvin does one later when he finds out being tortured is a sport.
** Calvin does another one when Hobbes refuses to fight.
* BloodSport: The aliens have one, which Calvin and Hobbes participate in.
* BoundAndGagged: Calvin's parents.
* CassandraTruth: Finally subverted in Chapter 5, when Rupert and Earl reveal themselves.
* CloseCallHaircut: Calvin, who gets ''really'' angry about it. "NO ONE MESSES WITH THE DO!"
* ComedicSociopathy: Calvin slams the door shut on Rupert's foot.
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: The first two trials - eating a bunch of stale Kit Kat bars and going three miles on a treadmill.
* CrapsackWorld: Earth under Rupert and Earl's rule, though since they're all brainwashed they don't mind.
* DarkIsEvil: The Shadowfax.
* DisguisedInDrag: Calvin is forced to do this by Chill.
** Retro later dresses as an old lady to hitchhike.
* DistressedDude: Calvin and Hobbes, though they don't seem to care.
* DoNotAdjustYourSet: Rupert does this to freak out Calvin, though it loses its luster when another alien exclaims "HiMom".
* DressingAsTheEnemy: Calvin and Hobbes do this in Chapter 8, though it doesn't really work.
* DropTheHammer: Calvin attempts to smash Rupert's foot with one.
* EscapePod: Discussed by Calvin.
--> "But anyway, if this is a UFO, it has to have some kind of escape pod or something! It's in the rules!"
* EveryCarIsAPinto: The Mazda explodes when it crashes into a rock.
--> '''Calvin:''' [[LampshadeHanging Now really! How often do you get to see a car explode in real life?]]\\
'''Hobbes:''' That is such a stupid question, I refuse to answer it.
* EvilTwin: Rupert Chill makes himself out as one. (The alien Rupert Chill is an impostor.)
* ExpectingSomeoneTaller: A villainous variant:
--> '''Alien:''' Ah. You must be that Earth Potentate that gave everybody such a hard time. Huh. I kind of pictured you taller.
* {{Fainting}}: Hobbes does this when faced with the monster.
* FirstNameBasis: The alien Rupert Chill, to stop confusion between the real one.
* GlowingEyesOfDoom: Overlapped with MindControlEyes and RedEyesTakeWarning.
* GrandFinale: Until ''Retro Chill'', that is.
* HostageSituation: Calvin and Hobbes are in one.
* HypocriticalHumor: Calvin claims one shouldn't make fun of the Spanish, despite his doing so in ''Lost at Sea''. [[ContinuityNod Hobbes even points it out.]]
* {{Invisibility}}: The Inviso Bombman.
* LastNameBasis: The real Rupert Chill, to stop confusion.
* MasochistsMeal: The aliens drink ''lava.'' Justified, since they're aliens.
* MassHypnosis: Everyone on Earth is apparently brainwashed to serve Rupert and Earl.
* MediumAwareness: Exaggerated: Calvin manages to briefly ''hijack the narrative.''
--> Susie was playing on the sidewalk with Mr Bun.\\
She was performing a ritual known to us only as "THE TEA PARTY".\\
That's not me talking by the way, Calvin slipped it in while I wasn't looking.
** Then there's this:
--> '''Calvin:''' But anyway, if this is a UFO, it has to have some kind of EscapePod or something! It's in the rules!\\
'''Hobbes:''' It is?\\
'''Calvin:''' Plus this chapter would be extremely boring if we just sat in a cell all day.
** Another one:
--> '''Tracer:''' Who's Earl?
--> '''Calvin:''' The ship captain! Didn't you know that?\\
'''Spiff:''' Not really. He wasn't called Earl until the end of the second movie.
** Even later:
--> '''Calvin:''' Now hurry up, and go! We're running out of room for this chapter!
** "Nothing like a bunch of drama to get the movie going, huh Hobbes?"
** "And if we'd known that trick in the first place, this movie would've been shorter."
* MiseryBuildsCharacter: According to Calvin's dad, [[ExaggeratedTrope burns build character.]]
* MoodSwinger: The Mood Swing Babbler.
* MotorMouth: Rupert's small rant:
--> "The name Calvin is a western theologion guy who believed in things I can't remember right now. and Hobbes is the same, and further more, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin you spelled 'Hobbes' H-O-B-S, when it is really spelled H-O-B-B-E-S.]] [[SmallNameBigEgo And clearly the name is Calvin and Hobbes, but someone scratched it out, and wrote, Hobbes and Calvin,]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick plus most of these items haven't been invented yet,]] and I've looked it up, and GROSS isn't a club within any part of this immediate area!"
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: The Goose of Death.
* NonverbalMiscommunication: Hobbes waves frantically to Calvin - he replies to his mother, "Hobbes says hi."
* NoodleIncident: Calvin references the TropeNamer, prompting a LameRhymeDodge to "Poodle Incident".
* OpenSaysMe: Rupert and Earl blast Calvin's door open.
* PityTheKidnapper: Chill gets tormented by Calvin. Rupert and Earl exploit this in order to kill Calvin.
* RealSongThemeTune: "Calvin and Hobbes" by Pure Joy, fittingly enough.
* SawItInAMovieOnce: "I saw this on that Film/{{Jimmy Neutron|Boy Genius}} movie!"
* SanitySlippage: Chill.
* ShoutOut: Calvin describes Rupert as a demented SpongeBob.
** Then there's this:
--> '''Calvin:''' Ok. You've reminded me of that scene in that stupid PeterPan movie, and all at once, I've lost interest. Thanks a lot.
** Calvin later claims to be SpongeBob.
** See SawItInAMovieOnce.
* {{Squick}}: Calvin and Hobbes' InUniverse reaction to [[FunWithAcronyms Vivid Video Vapors.]]
* TakeOverTheWorld: Rupert and Earl manage to achieve this.
* TemptingFate:
--> '''Stupendous Man:''' At least they can't get me up here!\\
''(the brainwashed Mom floats up on a rocket scooter)''\\
'''Stupendous Man:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why did I say that?]]
* WeakenedByTheLight: The Shadowfax.
* WeaksauceWeakness: One can stop brainwashing by splashing the affected with water.
* WeWillMeetAgain: '''''"I'LL BE BACK, CHILD! COUNT ON IT!"''''''
* WhereTheHellIsSpringfield: Subverted - apparently, the city's in North Dakota.
* WhosOnFirst: In Chapter 15.
* WolverineClaws: The monster.
* YouWontLikeHowITaste:
--> '''Calvin:''' Did I mention that I taste terrible? Awful! You don't want to eat me! I'll give you indigestion! I'll make Heart Burn! Terrible heart burn! And did I mention the indigestion? WHOO HOO! Not even alka-seltzer could break me up! I mean we're talking about...